The Gold Medal Toolman of Quick Transmigration

Chapter 180 What a Big Monster (5)

Xu Tairan is indeed the emperor's number one henchman.

He only mentioned it in the early court, and the emperor immediately ordered the Ministry of Rites to prepare guards of honor, the Ministry of War to arrange guards, and Jia Gubai to choose the accompanying maids himself, and set off in three days.

After going to court, Xu Tairan found Shui Miaomiao and told her to pack up her things quickly and go to find Jiagubai.

Shui Miaomiao didn't move: "Father, I beat Guan Xinglan. The other officials didn't respond to such a big matter?"

"Join my memorials and pile them up to bury you."

Xu Tairan didn't take it seriously at all: "The Emperor asked me to hold the funeral at home and rest for half a month."

Shui Miaomiao always felt that something was wrong.

In a country that is functioning normally, the emperor and the ministers don't do things like this, do they?

Xu Tairan urged her: "Hurry up and enter the palace. Use the back door. Don't be discovered."

Seeing that she agreed, Xu Tairan left in a hurry.

Shui Miaomiao didn't listen to him, went downstairs to pay the bill, and wandered around the street.

When I came into this world, I always felt that I was being pushed away by something, one thing after another, and there was a weirdness everywhere.

The streets were bustling with people coming and going.

Shui Miaomiao found a teahouse, ordered a pot of tea and sat down, when the storyteller appeared.

"Have you heard, everyone? The emperor sent the eldest prince to the country of Thoreau."

The guests below echoed:
"I heard it a long time ago. The neighbor of my cousin's aunt's second cousin is working in the palace of the Great Emperor. I knew it early in the morning."

"This is to send the First Prince to die."

"you do not say!"

The storyteller patted Xingmu, and seeing the attention of the guests, he said, "Today, I will tell you about the Thoreau Kingdom."

Shui Miaomiao listened with great interest.

Good guy, the emperor of Thoreau Kingdom, in Xu Tairan's mouth, he was just a great demon who had practiced for thousands of years, but in the mouth of a storyteller, he became a demon crawling out of hell.

Not only did they eat human flesh for three meals, but they also drank human blood every day. Even the tubs used for bathing were filled with human hearts, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys.

Shui Miaomiao imagined it for a while, and complained in her heart, is this a bath, or boiled hairy blood?

Nonsense has to be a little more reliable.

The storyteller also said that Emperor Thoreau had 36 generals under his command, all of which were fierce beasts brought out by him from hell. No matter which one he pulled out, it could swallow 10 people in one bite.

Shui Miaomiao resisted laughing.

10 people per mouth?

How big is this mouth?
Rumor has it that the upper lip reaches the sky, the lower lip touches the ground, and it is nothing more than a completely shameless monster.

The storyteller went down to rest, and the guests were arguing that the eldest prince was not the emperor's own. In such a dangerous Thoreau country, just send any official. If you insist on sending the eldest prince, it is obvious that he is sent to die. .

Shui Miaomiao answered leisurely: "Oh, what you are saying is that the life of the eldest prince is worth a lot, and the official dies casually?"

When the voice fell to the ground, the guests next to him were frightened.

How dare you say such outrageous words.

Shui Miaomiao let out a sneer, left the broken silver and walked away.

This group of people just brag about it in the teahouse, so that when they meet an official, even if it's just a small official, they will be scared immediately.

The streets of the capital are very busy.

As Shui Miaomiao was walking, she saw a plaque with "Qiqiao Linglongxin" hanging on the door of a shop, and couldn't figure out what it was selling for a while.

When I went in, I didn't expect it to be a place that sells pets.

There are common cats, dogs, rabbits and so on. In the most conspicuous cage, there is actually a snow-white fox.

It stands to reason that Shui Miaomiao has lived for decades, and this is the first time he has seen a live fox, so he can't help but take a closer look.

The fox seemed a little afraid of people, so he hid back and covered his head with his big tail.

The shop owner came over to sell it: "Guest officer, this is a white fox caught from a wild place in the north. It's very smart."

"Oh?" Shui Miaomiao asked in bewilderment, "How do you know it's smart?"

"It will figure out the master's mind."

Shui Miaomiao couldn't help laughing: "Really? Why don't I believe it?"

"Why don't you buy it back, sir, and you will know whether it is genuine or not."

"Rich?"

The shopkeeper held out five fingers.

Shui Miaomiao took a look and asked casually, "Five taels?"

"5000 taels."

Shui Miaomiao looked at the shopkeeper and then at the fox: "Such a small one is enough for a meal, and the fur on the body can be used as a collar. It's good, and it sells for 5000 taels?"

The fox shuddered.

The owner laughed and said: "Guest officer is really good at joking, who would be willing to eat such a beautiful white fox?"

Shui Miaomiao shook her head: "If you can't afford it, please leave."

But she didn't know, when she was far away, the white fox turned into a beam of white light and landed on the ground, turning into Jiagu Bai, with a displeased expression on his face: "She wants to eat me?"

The shop owner immediately closed the shop door: "She has a mortal eye, how can she see the expression of the master?"

"Send an order to arrange several raids along the way. I want to see if she can protect me."

"As ordered."

That night, Shui Miaomiao turned into the emperor's bedroom with ease.

The emperor was correcting the memorial, when he saw her coming, he said casually, "Have some tea and sit down for a while."

Shui Miaomiao didn't say a word, poured a cup of tea by herself, and sat aside with it in her hand, thinking about what kind of attack to use to make the emperor die more happily.

The emperor glanced at her: "You want to kill me?"

"No."

"Then why are you staring at my vitals?"

Shui Miaomiao looked away and took a sip of tea: "I'm distracted."

Hmm, why does this tea taste weird?

After the emperor finished approving the memorial, he put down his pen and moved his shoulders before walking to stand beside her.

Shui Miaomiao raised her head: "I want to discuss with Yinlongwei in advance."

The emperor called softly: "Long Er."

A black snake circled down the beams of the house, came to the two of them and turned into a boy in black, and bowed to the emperor.

Shui Miaomiao is as steady as an old dog on the surface, but in fact she is panicking in her heart.

Heaven, earth, there really are monsters in this world!
After the panic, it turned into secret joy. Since the monster appeared, does it mean that his strength has improved?
At least it is worthy of the monster world.

The emperor sat back and continued to approve the memorial: "You discuss it."

From this sentence, Shui Miaomiao knew that he was a dog, and he must have cooperated with Yinlongwei before.

Long Er raised his head, his eyes were green with vertical pupils.

Shui Miaomiao persuaded herself in her heart, it's okay, it's okay, isn't it just a snake demon, you have killed the real dragon emperor, you are afraid of farts!

No matter how much she tried to persuade herself, she still persuaded her: "Hi Long Er, we are going to cooperate again this time, please take care of me."

Long Er looked at her in surprise: "Your temper has changed?"

Ok?
Shui Miaomiao blinked, what do you mean?
Long Er pouted: "You used to grab my tail and swing it around, making me look like a fool."

Shui Miaomiao took a breath of cold air.

No wonder the emperor dared to marry the original owner to King Zhennan, knowing that he would definitely be able to clean him up. Was the original owner so fierce?

Long Er leaned in front of her, staring at her with two green vertical pupils: "There is something wrong with you."

Shui Miaomiao reached out to push him away, but she didn't push him: "Who is still old enough to be ignorant? I have grown up and matured, and I will never bully you again in the future."

Long Er stood up straight, scratched his head: "Alright then, I won't pee in your teacup anymore."

"puff!"

Shui Miaomiao sprayed it directly.

(End of this chapter)