The Gold Medal Toolman of Quick Transmigration

Chapter 80 Quotations from the Walking Overlord (1)

As he closed and opened his eyes, the scene in front of him changed.

The earthen walls, wooden beams, and red window frames with peeling paint were pasted with yellowed newspapers.

Shui Miaomiao glanced at the quilt on her body. It was a slippery, low-quality quilt with colorful birds embroidered on it. It had been used for who knows how many years and had been patched more than a dozen times.

A familiar feeling of dizziness, tasks and plots came to me one after another.

The task is still only one sentence: let the male lead and the second female get married.

I also knew that Shui Miaomiao was wearing the female lead this time.

She really wanted to grab the guy who designed the task and beat him up.

It's hard to be the female lead once, and you have to push the male lead into the arms of the second female lead, who will be willing to let it go?

Looking at the introduction of the hero and heroine, Shui Miaomiao almost laughed like crazy.

He, Sima Tiedan, can eat capable young men.

She, Zhuge Cuihua, is a pretty girl who can speak well.

There is a year difference between the two, and they live at the east and west ends of Fuyun Village.

To say that this Fuyun Village is really remote enough, the traffic basically depends on walking, and the communication basically depends on roaring. If you want to go to the nearest town, you have to walk over mountains and ridges for more than three hours.

Seeing this, Shui Miaomiao couldn't help complaining: "Without water, electricity and road construction, all these years of poverty alleviation have been in vain!"

Looking further down, okay, it turns out that it is an imaginary rebirth article with plug-ins, no wonder it is just nonsense.

Obviously, the benchmark was in the early 80s, but I didn’t even know about food stamps. I really thought it was the same as now, and you can buy rice by turning right when you go out?
Forget it, they have all been reborn in a fictional world, and it is not unusual for iPhones to appear in novels.

But now that Shui Miaomiao is here, there is no chance of rebirth. We can't let her commit suicide again, right?

Looking down at the plot, the father and mother of the hero and heroine are all repairing the earth, and they can't earn much money for a year of hard work.

Then the heroine was reborn, opened a restaurant, raised investment, and turned a remote village into a comprehensive mountain resort integrating leisure, entertainment, vacation, and office.

Of course there are many difficulties in the middle, but the heroine has overcome them.

As for how to overcome it, don't ask, just ask.

The second female lead is Chen Shumei.
Oh, no wonder she can only be the second female lead. This simple and common name is completely different from the male and female lead!
Do you still want the second female lead to marry the male lead?

Obviously Zhuge Cuihua and Sima Tiedan are a match made in heaven, and Chen Shumei should be paired with Liu Aimin or something like that!
Talking back to the plot, the second female lead, Chen Shumei, is a hidden Bai Fumei whom the heroine met when she was soliciting investment in the town.

As for the second female lead, Bai Fumei, why did she come to a remote town and was fooled into the village by the uneducated heroine? Don't ask, it's just for the plot.

Anyway, the second female lead contributed money and effort, helped find a relationship, devoted her youth, shed sweat, and worked hard for the heroine's career all her life, and she will be single until her death.

Oh, and the second male lead, like the second female lead, is a selfless tool who has lost himself.

Of course, there must be a villain, otherwise how can we highlight the heroine's tricks?

By the way, the heroine's cheats are omnipotent, as long as you dare to think about it, there is nothing you can't do.

After watching the plot, Shui Miaomiao was unable to complain, what kind of sand sculpture novel was written by a sand sculpture author.

Since we are benchmarking against the early 80s, let’s at least understand the social conditions at that time, right?

Let’s not mention hard currencies such as food stamps and cloth coupons. Just say that the heroine went out to solicit investment. Do you really think that it’s all over with just a touch of lip service?
If it's really that simple, why are there still investment promotion offices in various places?

Directly clone more than a dozen heroines, just go out and yell.

Tucao is Tucao, the task is still to be done.

Thinking of the task, Shui Miaomiao's head hurt even more.

In the plot, the female protagonist and the male protagonist have absolutely no affection between men and women.

As for the male protagonist, his heart is attached to the female protagonist. In his eyes, other women are no different from the crops in the field.

Therefore, between the male lead and the second female lead, the purity is like the snow in the Himalayas.

what?
Is the snow in the Himalayas impure?

how do you know?

Have you been up there?

Closer to home, anyone who has read romance novels knows that there is always a way to make two people who love each other break up and give it a squeeze.

But getting two people who didn't like it together is as difficult as building a wall around the Pacific Ocean.

You can't tie it with a rope, can you?
Shui Miaomiao looked at the old beams and sighed: "How can I make a twisted melon sweet?"

Before she could think of Chou Yinmao, the door was banged loudly.

Shui Miaomiao was immediately possessed by Zhuge Cuihua, and shouted loudly, "Who is it?"

"It's me, Iron Egg."

It turns out to be the male protagonist.

What should I call him?

Brother Tie?Brother Egg?Brother Tie Dan?
Shui Miaomiao was thinking blindly while getting off the kang. When she reached the door, she gathered up her tattered cotton-padded jacket and started a new journey.

Opening the door, Zhuge Cuihua was almost blinded.

Mother, don't look at the name of the hero, but he looks really good-looking.

It looks better than Lu Bowen and Tang Zhenghao together!

With big eyes and double eyelids, thick eyebrows and a high nose bridge, with a healthy tanned complexion, he is quite a sporty man.

I just don't know if there are eight-pack abs under the ragged cotton jacket.

Although Zhuge Cuihua was well-informed, tears of dissatisfaction also shed from the corner of her mouth.

"Cuihua." Sima Tiedan grinned, showing his neat big white teeth: "I dug the fish pond, and from now on, the fish pond will be yours."

motherfucker!

Zhuge Cuihua dug her ears, what did she hear?
Fish pond?

The legendary fishpond contracted by President Ba to his beloved woman?
Sima Tiedan suddenly twitched: "Don't worry, I'll explain to the villagers later that the fish pond belongs to you, and no one can make any decisions about it."

"Brother Tie Dan, thank you." Zhuge Cuihua wiped the saliva that didn't exist at the corner of her mouth, showing a forced smile: "It's early in the morning, it's freezing cold outside, and you still go to dig a fish pond?"

"You don't believe it?" Sima Tiedan grabbed her arm and said, "Come with me."

This time it is really forced to open.

In the winter morning in the mountains, people can really freeze to death.

While being dragged away by him, Zhuge Cuihua hummed: "Don't worry, I haven't even put on my shoes yet."

Sima Tiedan let go of his hand and did not dare to look back at her: "You put it on."

Hooking the upper of the shoe with her index finger, Zhuge Cuihua pulled hard. Not only did she not pull, her fingers hurt.

The cotton nest is too small.

Move the toes forward again, curl up forcibly, and finally put on the cotton wool this time.

The two walked one behind the other for more than ten minutes before reaching the place.

Sima Tiedan pointed to the big pit in front of him: "Cuihua, look, do you like it?"

Taking a closer look, Zhuge Cuihua was dumbfounded, mother, what kind of fairy hero is this?
Digging a fish pond is in the shape of loving you.

But is the male protagonist uneducated? Among the figures with the same circumference, the circle has the largest area. He tossed and turned, and he was very tired. Not to mention, he wasted so much area.

Sima Tiedan took a few steps forward, with a small voice of anticipation: "Are you satisfied with what you see?"

Zhuge Cuihua almost sprayed.

Can this sentence still be used like this?
"Satisfied, but I would be more satisfied if you could take off your clothes."

Sima Tiedan obviously didn't get her point and scratched his head: "It's quite cold. Why are you taking off your clothes?"

"It's all right." Zhuge Cuihua cleared her throat: "Well, thank you."

Sima Tiedan became coquettish again: "Cuihua, there will be a movie in the neighboring village tonight, will you come with me to watch it?"

(End of this chapter)