The Gold Medal Toolman of Quick Transmigration

Chapter 83 Quotations from the Walking Overlord (4)

It feels good to come home with a full load.

Zhuge Cuihua was in a happy mood and couldn't help humming a song.

Sima Tiedan listened for a while, but couldn't understand: "What are you humming?"

"Learned it from the people in the city."

"Sing and listen."

Zhuge Cuihua cleared her throat: "If you wear the Peachwood Demon Subduing Sword, he will be shameless with one trick, wow, you lose because you don't have money, you lose because you don't have money"

"You wish to live forever without envying immortals. Who would have thought that gentleness would end up emptying the Palace of Longevity, hey, hey, hey, lost to a good face, lost to a good face."

Although Sima Tiedan didn't understand, he didn't ask a word, he just listened to her singing with a smile.

Back in the village, Zhuge Cuihua finally saw other villagers and greeted them happily: "Auntie, good afternoon."

"Hey, Cuihua and Tiedan went into the woods?"

It sounded like the two of them had done something indescribable.

Zhuge Cuihua put away her smile instantly: "Auntie, what do you mean by that? Why can't I understand?"

"Nothing, nothing."

With that said, the man turned and entered the courtyard gate.

Sima Tiedan was walking behind. Hearing these words, he took two steps to catch up: "She's like that. She doesn't have anything nice to say to anyone she sees."

"I don't eat or drink her, and I'm not used to her problems."

Back at Zhuge's house, the two first counted today's harvest, 12 female pheasants, 1 male pheasant, and 3 rabbits.

The pheasant family is here neatly.

"Cuihua, rest first, I'll go back and get a chicken coop."

"it is good"

After Sima Tiedan left, Zhuge Cuihua hurriedly checked the three rooms again, and finally found the problem.

Just say how it feels weird, as if something is missing.

There are neither chickens nor pigs in the house, there is no bacon hanging on the beams of the house, there is no corn in the yard, and there is no breath of life at all.

There was only a small bag of cornmeal in the kitchen, probably enough for two meals, it looked so bleak.

Recalling what Sima Tiedan said, father and mother went to the neighboring village to help keep accounts. It seems that the couple not only know how to read, but also can make calculations.

It's over, the plot has gone off track again.

Zhuge Cuihua remembered very clearly that in the original plot, the heroine's parents didn't know a single character, and the village asked them to sign their names, all of which were fingerprints.

Now that the couple is educated, I don’t know what impact it will have on the next plot.

Everything has two sides, Zhuge Cuihua can only think of the good side.

Both my parents know how to read, so I must have been able to recognize it through my ears and eyes since I was a child.

Now the nine-year compulsory education comes in handy.

Sima Tiedan came over with the chicken coop, and stuffed all the prey into it swiftly.

Zhuge Cuihua squatted on the ground and suddenly laughed.

"What are you laughing at?"

"Brother Tiedan, have you ever heard of chicken and rabbit sharing the same cage?"

Sima Tiedan shook his head: "What do you mean?"

Zhuge Cuihua turned her head to look, picked up a twig from the corner of the wall, and scratched it on the ground: "A math problem. There is a cage where chickens and rabbits are kept. There are 14 heads and 38 legs. Can you figure out how many chickens and rabbits there are?"

Sima Tiedan scratched his head: "Don't you know it just by looking at it?"

I can't accept this.

Zhuge Cuihua realized a new problem, the male lead is illiterate, how could he be with the second female lead?
The second female is Bai Fumei, who has received a good education since she was a child. It seems a little difficult to make her fall in love with an illiterate.

"Brother Tiedan, you have to study."

"Study, if you let me learn, I will learn." Sima Tiedan began to show his domineering demeanor again: "You are my woman, you will never harm me."

Zhuge Cuihua's head hurts.

What happened to the two of you, is it your woman who opened her mouth?

"Brother Tiedan." Zhuge Cuihua decided to ask clearly: "Have we met each other honestly?"

"What do you mean?"

It's really hard to talk to people who can't read.

"That's right, have you ever seen me without clothes on?"

"I've seen it!"

It’s over.

It's over. It's over.

Zhuge Cuihua was a little desperate.

The male and female protagonists have reached this point. In this simple age, it is not so difficult to let the male protagonist abandon the female protagonist and switch to the second female lead.

"Did you forget?" Sima Tiedan said cheerfully, "When we were young, we went swimming in the river. You were scared by bugs and cried with your bare butt."

Zhuge Cuihua really wanted to wring the hero's head off.

Can the naked butt when I was a child and the naked butt when I grow up be the same?

I have to keep asking.

"Then we kiss"

Sima Tiedan blushed instantly: "What are you talking about, you haven't married yet, how can I kiss you."

This is good this is good.

Zhuge Cuihua heaved a sigh of relief.

I have never even kissed, and nothing else is possible.

"Emerald Flower."

Sima Tiedan's tone was a bit ambiguous, which scared Zhuge Cuihua to stand up quickly.

"It's getting late, do we have to go to the movies?"

Sima Tiedan blushed and didn't dare to look at her: "You pack up, I'll go back and get some food and we'll go."

As soon as the courtyard door opened and closed, Zhuge Cuihua was left alone.

She looked at the coops in the yard and decided to move them into the house.

Holding the chicken coop with both hands, I tried the weight, good guy, at least thirty catties.

Fortunately, the heroine usually does farm work, and her physical fitness is not bad, otherwise she would cry to death.

Alas, I have to practice martial arts again.

Sima Tiedan is a vigorous and resolute person. Within 10 minutes, he came with a hot water bottle and a small bag.

Zhuge Cuihua is still combing her hair and looking for a mirror in the room.

If you want to go to the neighboring village, you have to do something, otherwise you will embarrass Fuyun Village.

"Cuihua!"

"Wait for me!"

I rummaged through the house, but I was short of digging three feet, not to mention the mirror, and I didn't even find the comb.

Zhuge Cuihua was helpless, so she had to use her fingers as a comb, tidy it up hastily, and then encountered a new problem, no rubber band.

Forget it, I've been wandering around with my hair disheveled for a day, how far away is this?

Just what happened to this family?

Even though the couple can both read and write, they are definitely rare people in this era, so why are they living so poorly?
When leaving, Zhuge Cuihua still wanted to hide the courtyard door, but Sima Tiedan reminded her: "Let's lock it."

That's right, there are so many pheasants in the house, in case someone misses it.
To lock the door, you need a lock. I searched all over but couldn't find it.

Zhuge Cuihua was helpless: "There is no lock."

Sima Tiedan put the thermos bottle on the ground and handed her the small bundle: "Here, I'll go back and look for it."

The baggage is not big, but Zhuge Cuihua is very curious and doesn't know what's inside.

But without the permission of the owner, it is not appropriate to open it privately.

Can only pinch.

Soft here, probably a tortilla.

Um?Hard, or arc-shaped, what?
Oh, these ones must be melon seeds.

Sima Tiedan flew all the way over and spread his hands: "Just find one."

"Locked my door." Zhuge Cuihua took the lock and said, "I moved the chicken coop into the house."

With everything taken care of, you can finally leave.

Sima Tiedan picked up the hot water bottle and reached out for the baggage, with a blush on his face: "I'll take it, you can do it with your bare hands."

"It's not good to let you take it all." Zhuge Cuihua put the burden on his shoulders: "Let's go quickly, you won't be able to grab a seat if it's late."

(End of this chapter)