The heroine of fast time travel, she always wants to collapse the plot

Chapter 75

"Spicy chicken, Wudusan!" Master Hongluan took a sip, "It's too spicy!"

"Spicy fish fillets, three-day reminder! This tastes authentic."

"Boiling bullfrog, seven steps down to the ground! The meat is fresh and tender, not bad!"

"Hot and sour lotus root, Xiaoyao San!"

"The waist is hot, the breeze is scattered!"

"Fish miscellaneous tofu, Shenxian San!"

Immortal powder? ...

"I'm afraid this girl doesn't know what Shenxian powder is for?" Mr. Hongluan tilted his head and looked at Fairy Ziyu.

Huaying swallowed cautiously: "Then, could she be the disciple of the Poisonous Hand Medicine King?"

Mr. Hongluan shook his head: "No. I found her hair in the kitchen. Her hair is like a normal person, not soaked in poison."

Under the Poisonous Hand Medicine King's sect, all the disciples have been trained to be poisonous since childhood, and they are covered with poison, that is, they are not afraid of poison, and they are extremely poisonous.

"Then she is the master's disciple?" Hua Ying looked at Patriarch Ji Le.

"Of course not. How can there be such a powerful girl under your uncle's sect?" Patriarch Ji Le shook his head.

"Then," Huaying rubbed her palms, "can she be mine?"

"Your Majesty, the person you like, don't you give up?" Ziyu glanced at him sideways, "Let's leave this boundless beauty to your master!"

Young Master Hongluan shook his fan gently: "Brother Ji Le, if you still can't break through the Tribulation Transcendence Stage after absorbing her cultivation, then you are doomed!"

Patriarch Bliss laughed dryly, "Hey, hey" and said, "Both left and right are dead, let's try!"

……

Yun Xi came back with two jars of wine, Patriarch Ji Le and Hua Ying fell on the table, as if they had bled to death from seven orifices.

Yun Xi probed her nose with her fingers: "Is this dead?"

"Then why do I come back?" Yunxi put down the wine jar, stood at the scene with her hips crossed, and took out a fire booklet from the storage ring, "Killing people and setting fires doesn't separate families. After setting off this fire, my aunt and grandma will kill you." Withdrew!"

A faint fragrance permeated the air, and the half-open door was locked with a bang!

The Huozhe in Yunxi's hand was startled, and fell to the ground, the wind swayed slightly, and the Huozzi went out.

"Girl, how long will the anti-drug pill on your body last?" Patriarch Bliss suddenly sat up straight and looked at Yun Xi.

Hua Ying also sat up, took out two handkerchiefs, handed one to Patriarch Ji Le, and wiped the blood with the other.

"Girl, you are still too simple! Who is my master, how can he be so easily fooled?" While speaking, Hua Ying got up and bowed to his master, "Master, this disciple went outside to hold the door for you. .”

Patriarch Ji Le wiped his face with a handkerchief, and nodded in satisfaction.

"Xiyun, master uncle has been stuck in the tribulation period for ten years, you are a body of extreme yin, would you like to help a group..." Patriarch Bliss got up while speaking, walked towards Yunxi, suddenly his eyes widened Turned over, fell to the ground with a bang.

Black blood flowed from his eyes, nose, ears and lips, this time it was really blood from his seven orifices, dead!
Hua Ying froze on the spot, panicked with the handkerchief in her hand, her legs went limp, she rolled her eyes, her seven orifices bled, and she died.

……

Yun Xi scratched the back of her head, not quite understanding why the two died one after the other...

She opened a jar of the wine she brought, and took a big gulp to suppress her shock. She was about to set fire as planned, when the door opened with a bang.

Shui Qingling appeared outside the door, and a very faint fragrance came over her face.Shui Qingling glanced at the two corpses on the ground, showing a false alarm expression, waved his hand and set the fire on fire, took Yun Xi into his arms and left.

With a sound of "crash", the two fell into the soup pond in Shuiqinglingyuan.

Shui Qing hurriedly asked in a low and deep voice: "Xi'er, do you have any more of your anti-drug pills?"

Yun Xi shook her head, "Yes, but I can't give it to you."

……

"It's good if I don't kill you. How can I give you poison pills?" Yun Xi said confidently.

……

Shui Qingling rubbed the tip of her nose: "That, that, Patriarch Ji Le lit the incense in his room."

Speaking of this, Shui Qingling's face turned reddish.

Yun Xi's expression was a little dazed: The fragrance of love?what?
"Unexpectedly, you have a deep love for me, and you are willing to serve me with your body and detoxify me."

……

"Emotional man, Xiangqingxiang, is it a drug, or something else?"

The emotional man said "hehe" twice, and teased: "The fragrance of love is of course a drug, but what people are fascinated by is love, host, do you really understand what it means?"

"Oh, I just drank half a pot of burning knives in one go, and my brain won't work well!" Yun Xi replied, and began to look for anti-drug pills in the storage ring.

……

"Wait, I'll give you the anti-drug pill!" Yun Xi said as she took out an anti-drug pill and handed it to Shui Qingling.

Shui Qingling leaned over to her lips, took the medicine in her mouth and took it.

As soon as I ate it, not only did the toxicity not lessen, but I imagined countless meteors in my mind, each of them pink.

Oops, this is... When Shui Qingling was in a bad state of mind, Yun Xi fed herself an anti-drug pill.

Shui Qingling's eyes were full of lingering crimson, and she pinched herself vigorously, but her eyes widened in vain as Yunxi swallowed the anti-drug pill.

Seeing Shui Qingling staring at herself with rounded eyes, Yunxi explained in a low voice, "Well, my medicine seems to be taking effect, and I also feel a little uncomfortable..."

"Xi'er, promise me, you won't be angry when you wake up tomorrow." Shui Qingling raised her hand and added another seal in the sealing barrier.

Yunxi's cheeks turned crimson, but she looked at Shui Qingling inexplicably: "What do you mean?"

"This mist is specially made by Mr. Hongluan for the anti-drug pill. Once it meets the anti-drug pill, the toxicity will be increased by a hundred times, and it cannot be cured by medicine."

The forehead was slightly warm, and delicate kisses fell on the forehead.

"Xi'er, let's get married tomorrow!"

……

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"Boom!", Shui Qingling fell from the edge of the couch to the ground.

Wrapped in a quilt, Yun Xi watched Shui Qingling get up unscathed, and felt that something was wrong.

Just now I knew clearly that I wanted to kick him to death with all my strength, why, I felt light and light, like tickling someone?

Even if the opponent is not injured, at least it will make a hole in the ground!
"Xi'er, don't be angry!" Shui Qingling said slowly while putting on clothes on her body, "I'm going to let someone arrange the wedding hall, I'll hang the wedding dress here first, you can try it later!"

……

"Get out!", "Come back!" Yun Xi bit her lip, and her knuckles turned white as she pressed the quilt: "Auntie, grandma was kicked by that pig Shui Qingling...!!" ! !
"I'm going to the competition!" Yun Xi looked at Shui Qingling bitterly, "Give me back my skills!"

Shui Qingling smiled and said, "We have to wait until the next full moon night!"

……

Yun Xi covered her face: Not only was she beaten, but she also lost all the original owner's cultivation...

"It's over, this mission is completely over~!"

Yun Xi wants to cry but has no tears.

Yun Xi asked the sky speechlessly.

Oh my God, baby, I feel so depressed! ! !
Who will tell me how to complete the task and save the baby's life!
"Don't be so discouraged, your mission has not failed yet!"

　(Yun Xi: Author, author, why did those two scumbags die?
　　Author: Handkerchiefs always need to be washed.There is Duanchang powder in the water for washing the handkerchief!
　　Yun Xi: Then why didn't the warbler die of poison long ago?

　　Author: Have you ever seen someone put a handkerchief against their flesh?Besides, the skin and mucous membranes around the eyes, ears, mouth and nose are relatively thin!
　　Yun Xi: Then why didn't I get poisoned?I even took a shower!

　　Author: Is the water you bathe in the same water source as the water used for washing handkerchiefs?

　　Yunxi: No!
　　Author: Still have questions?
　　Yun Xi: You are the biggest, I have no problem.

　　Shui Qingling: Author, I heard from Yun Xi that you treated her very badly.Let's chat?

　　A certain Pujie: I was wrong, I am just a little Pujie!Please ignore me both of you! )
　　
　
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