I just want to be a salted fish
Chapter 14 Harem No. 1 Salted Fish (5)
Chapter 14 The number one salted fish in the harem ([-])
10086 said that in the contemporary world where fast wear is popular, this thing is normal!
Normal hammer!
This should be an error that occurred when it was a programmer!
On the other hand, Xiao Chunchun thought that she saw a fellow villager, so she didn't care about any concept of superiority or inferiority, so she squeezed directly on Meng Xia's soft couch and began to chirp and share her psychological journey since time travel.
“When I traveled through time, you might not believe it when I tell you, I was in a mass grave!
Later, I felt that I had to find a job, so I applied to the General's Mansion and became the maid of Meng Xia, the lady of the General's Mansion. Later, with my intelligence, I successfully became a first-class maid!
Afterwards, I will accompany Ms. Meng to marry into the palace and become the chief maid~"
Meng Xia, after thinking about it, emmm, how should I answer this?
"You are awesome, amazing, my Xiaochun!"
Xiaochun:? ? ?
Why is this complimentary tone without any ups and downs, and a little perfunctory~
Thinking of the domineering look of his mother just now, is it possible that this fellow who is also a time traveler is a kind of Gao Leng?
But something is wrong, which cold person would lie in his corpse every day, eat spicy snacks and fall!
Is it possible that she is the cold-blooded type?
If 10086 knew what Xiaochun was thinking in his heart, he would definitely shake her shoulders and say, don't be deceived by Meng Xia's appearance, she is simply dull + low EQ and daily communication disorder.
10086 can only kindly remind everyone of its host,
"Host, my young lady is chatting with you. The essence of chatting is to exchange information. She tells you how she got here through time travel. Should you express it~"
Meng Xia: "What you said makes sense, so you mean, let me tell her that I came here for a mission, and then tell her that I have a system called 10086?"
10086: "Ang? Aww!"
Of course not!How can its mysterious identity be known to the outside world?
"Host, don't tell her it's hot, let's hide our achievements and fame, and it's better not to be an outsider~"
10086 suddenly felt that his host was not stupid, she was quite clear about major issues, but how could she not speak normally, with such a low EQ.
In fact, the reason for this is very simple.The author personally feels that everyone has two sides.
It's the same as saying that some cross talkers, such as Lao Guo, don't want to talk in private life.
Meng Xia's usual state can basically be described as returning to basics and innocence, with great wisdom and stupidity.
On the other side, Xiaochun is still struggling with how to get along with this fellow who is not easy to get along with.
Meng Xia felt that she should say a few words to ease the awkward atmosphere.
Or someone can help her save the current awkward atmosphere.
then,
"Queen, General Meng would like to see you."
The servant outside entered the bedroom to report respectfully.Seeing the queen empress sitting on the soft couch with her maid, she was calm on the surface, but in her heart:
My God, the Empress has become more and more abnormal recently. Not only has her taste changed recently, but now she is no different from the maids. There is no order of dignity.
This maid is so lawless, sitting on a soft couch with the empress, as the emperor's eyeliner, no way!I want to report to the emperor!
Meng Xia: Great, great, finally someone came to the rescue.
She cleared her throat and said
"Okay, you all go down and ask my dad to come in."
Then he saw the middle-aged old man who had obviously gained a lot of weight. With tears in his eyes, he rushed towards his precious daughter.
"Daughter, why have you lost so much weight? Is that the emperor's son-in-law treating you badly?"
Meng Xia:? ? ?
It turns out that his father is so lawless, dare to say anything?
Meng Xia actually agrees with his cheap father's words very much in his heart, what is the emperor's son-in-law doing with him?
But for the sake of the task, I can only say it against my conscience.
"Dad, don't worry, that bastard grandson of the emperor won't bully me."
Meng Xia's father was also quite nervous, but he still noticed something was wrong with his daughter.
"Girl, why are you talking so differently, why are you calling that emperor's son of a bitch along with me!"
Meng Xia: Uh
His father took the initiative to answer,
"But that's not good, he is just a bitch!
what!
After your aunt fell ill recently, I found that his attitude towards our Meng family is obviously not as good as before.
And don't think that I don't know that you are in the palace, since you got married, he hasn't given you a good face.
Tell me why you insisted on marrying him at that time, what kind of husband do you want that your father can't snatch for you?What does that big pig's trotter want him to do? "
"That, Dad,"
Meng Xia felt that if she didn't interrupt her cheap father's "crying", he would probably talk about it until dark.
Even 10086 said that it felt that it had enough chatter. It didn't expect that a mountain is higher than a mountain. Meng Xia's father's talkative appearance is more than one rank higher than him. If it is silver, then Meng Xia's father is the king .
"Ah? Girl, what's wrong?"
When he heard his daughter calling him, Father Meng quickly interrupted his conversation and listened carefully.
Meng Xia organized the language and spoke eloquently.
“Our Meng family is too powerful, and the emperor’s turtle grandson will definitely not be able to allow our family to continue to prosper.
Father Meng: "Yes, this son of a bitch is too hateful"
"The empress dowager is seriously ill now, and I'm worried that if something happens to my aunt, the emperor's son-in-law and I have no relationship at all, and he will definitely attack the Meng family even more."
Father Meng couldn't help being suspicious, the emperor was his nephew after all, so he shouldn't have gone too far, right?
Meng Xia seemed to know what he was thinking,
"Furthermore, the emperor's turtle grandson investigated some time ago.
The aunt is not his biological mother, but adopted from other concubines. "
Father Meng suddenly understood why his daughter summoned him to the palace.
It seems that the emperor is going to take action against the Meng family.
Meng Xia’s perfect ending,
"The emperor's turtle grandson will definitely be ruthlessly collecting dirt on the Meng family recently. The Meng family has been prosperous for hundreds of years, with deep roots and a huge network of connections, which means that it is inevitable that there will be some people who do not abide by the law and disrupt the government.
So, Dad, you know what our Meng family should do next. "
Dad pondered for a while and replied,
"Understood! Girl, I'm going back to clean up and prepare for rebellion."
10086:! ! !
10086 felt that her host was helping her cheap dad step by step, and it was hard for his host to say so many things at once. As a result, her dad's brain circuit was really stupid, cute, and strange.
Meng Xia expressed this,
"Father, what I mean is, let's get rid of those moths in private, so that the emperor can't find a way."
Father Meng: "Okay~I'll do it right now"
He thought his daughter had finally come to her senses, but unexpectedly she still couldn't forget about that man.
Oh, what a sin.
Baldly, the voice of a young man whose voice was changing came from outside the palace,
"My uncle finally came to the palace once, but he only came to see my cousin and not me. I'm going to be jealous!"
To this, Father Meng said: Hehe, grandson of a turtle.
Seeing that no one was paying attention to him, Jiang Ci could only talk to himself.
Then he targeted the little sheep queen who he once thought was weak and could be bullied.
(End of this chapter)
10086 said that in the contemporary world where fast wear is popular, this thing is normal!
Normal hammer!
This should be an error that occurred when it was a programmer!
On the other hand, Xiao Chunchun thought that she saw a fellow villager, so she didn't care about any concept of superiority or inferiority, so she squeezed directly on Meng Xia's soft couch and began to chirp and share her psychological journey since time travel.
“When I traveled through time, you might not believe it when I tell you, I was in a mass grave!
Later, I felt that I had to find a job, so I applied to the General's Mansion and became the maid of Meng Xia, the lady of the General's Mansion. Later, with my intelligence, I successfully became a first-class maid!
Afterwards, I will accompany Ms. Meng to marry into the palace and become the chief maid~"
Meng Xia, after thinking about it, emmm, how should I answer this?
"You are awesome, amazing, my Xiaochun!"
Xiaochun:? ? ?
Why is this complimentary tone without any ups and downs, and a little perfunctory~
Thinking of the domineering look of his mother just now, is it possible that this fellow who is also a time traveler is a kind of Gao Leng?
But something is wrong, which cold person would lie in his corpse every day, eat spicy snacks and fall!
Is it possible that she is the cold-blooded type?
If 10086 knew what Xiaochun was thinking in his heart, he would definitely shake her shoulders and say, don't be deceived by Meng Xia's appearance, she is simply dull + low EQ and daily communication disorder.
10086 can only kindly remind everyone of its host,
"Host, my young lady is chatting with you. The essence of chatting is to exchange information. She tells you how she got here through time travel. Should you express it~"
Meng Xia: "What you said makes sense, so you mean, let me tell her that I came here for a mission, and then tell her that I have a system called 10086?"
10086: "Ang? Aww!"
Of course not!How can its mysterious identity be known to the outside world?
"Host, don't tell her it's hot, let's hide our achievements and fame, and it's better not to be an outsider~"
10086 suddenly felt that his host was not stupid, she was quite clear about major issues, but how could she not speak normally, with such a low EQ.
In fact, the reason for this is very simple.The author personally feels that everyone has two sides.
It's the same as saying that some cross talkers, such as Lao Guo, don't want to talk in private life.
Meng Xia's usual state can basically be described as returning to basics and innocence, with great wisdom and stupidity.
On the other side, Xiaochun is still struggling with how to get along with this fellow who is not easy to get along with.
Meng Xia felt that she should say a few words to ease the awkward atmosphere.
Or someone can help her save the current awkward atmosphere.
then,
"Queen, General Meng would like to see you."
The servant outside entered the bedroom to report respectfully.Seeing the queen empress sitting on the soft couch with her maid, she was calm on the surface, but in her heart:
My God, the Empress has become more and more abnormal recently. Not only has her taste changed recently, but now she is no different from the maids. There is no order of dignity.
This maid is so lawless, sitting on a soft couch with the empress, as the emperor's eyeliner, no way!I want to report to the emperor!
Meng Xia: Great, great, finally someone came to the rescue.
She cleared her throat and said
"Okay, you all go down and ask my dad to come in."
Then he saw the middle-aged old man who had obviously gained a lot of weight. With tears in his eyes, he rushed towards his precious daughter.
"Daughter, why have you lost so much weight? Is that the emperor's son-in-law treating you badly?"
Meng Xia:? ? ?
It turns out that his father is so lawless, dare to say anything?
Meng Xia actually agrees with his cheap father's words very much in his heart, what is the emperor's son-in-law doing with him?
But for the sake of the task, I can only say it against my conscience.
"Dad, don't worry, that bastard grandson of the emperor won't bully me."
Meng Xia's father was also quite nervous, but he still noticed something was wrong with his daughter.
"Girl, why are you talking so differently, why are you calling that emperor's son of a bitch along with me!"
Meng Xia: Uh
His father took the initiative to answer,
"But that's not good, he is just a bitch!
what!
After your aunt fell ill recently, I found that his attitude towards our Meng family is obviously not as good as before.
And don't think that I don't know that you are in the palace, since you got married, he hasn't given you a good face.
Tell me why you insisted on marrying him at that time, what kind of husband do you want that your father can't snatch for you?What does that big pig's trotter want him to do? "
"That, Dad,"
Meng Xia felt that if she didn't interrupt her cheap father's "crying", he would probably talk about it until dark.
Even 10086 said that it felt that it had enough chatter. It didn't expect that a mountain is higher than a mountain. Meng Xia's father's talkative appearance is more than one rank higher than him. If it is silver, then Meng Xia's father is the king .
"Ah? Girl, what's wrong?"
When he heard his daughter calling him, Father Meng quickly interrupted his conversation and listened carefully.
Meng Xia organized the language and spoke eloquently.
“Our Meng family is too powerful, and the emperor’s turtle grandson will definitely not be able to allow our family to continue to prosper.
Father Meng: "Yes, this son of a bitch is too hateful"
"The empress dowager is seriously ill now, and I'm worried that if something happens to my aunt, the emperor's son-in-law and I have no relationship at all, and he will definitely attack the Meng family even more."
Father Meng couldn't help being suspicious, the emperor was his nephew after all, so he shouldn't have gone too far, right?
Meng Xia seemed to know what he was thinking,
"Furthermore, the emperor's turtle grandson investigated some time ago.
The aunt is not his biological mother, but adopted from other concubines. "
Father Meng suddenly understood why his daughter summoned him to the palace.
It seems that the emperor is going to take action against the Meng family.
Meng Xia’s perfect ending,
"The emperor's turtle grandson will definitely be ruthlessly collecting dirt on the Meng family recently. The Meng family has been prosperous for hundreds of years, with deep roots and a huge network of connections, which means that it is inevitable that there will be some people who do not abide by the law and disrupt the government.
So, Dad, you know what our Meng family should do next. "
Dad pondered for a while and replied,
"Understood! Girl, I'm going back to clean up and prepare for rebellion."
10086:! ! !
10086 felt that her host was helping her cheap dad step by step, and it was hard for his host to say so many things at once. As a result, her dad's brain circuit was really stupid, cute, and strange.
Meng Xia expressed this,
"Father, what I mean is, let's get rid of those moths in private, so that the emperor can't find a way."
Father Meng: "Okay~I'll do it right now"
He thought his daughter had finally come to her senses, but unexpectedly she still couldn't forget about that man.
Oh, what a sin.
Baldly, the voice of a young man whose voice was changing came from outside the palace,
"My uncle finally came to the palace once, but he only came to see my cousin and not me. I'm going to be jealous!"
To this, Father Meng said: Hehe, grandson of a turtle.
Seeing that no one was paying attention to him, Jiang Ci could only talk to himself.
Then he targeted the little sheep queen who he once thought was weak and could be bullied.
(End of this chapter)
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