The host is so handsome

Chapter 155 End · Little Monster ([-])

The main god wanted to take a beauty sleep recently, so he planned to carve himself a perfect god out of wood to take care of the world.

but……

"Damn it, why are the breasts still sculpted so that one side is bigger and the other is smaller? Is there something wrong with my hand or the wood is not good!?"

The main god doubted his own abilities a little, so he did not give up and kept improving. As a result, both big and small breasts were carved away.

mmp oh.

"Forget it, I'm so sleepy, let's have a flat chest, I'm too lazy to get another one."

So, after the Lord God put the wooden man into the holy pool connected to the Nine Heavens, he went to sleep for beauty.

This sleep, even hundreds of billions of years are too lazy to wake up...

"God, after those traitors from hell were expelled, they claimed to be a bright world and established a new clan. The world doesn't know what it is, and a large number of people have gone to seek refuge in the past." Satan, who is in charge of hell, stepped forward and saluted , respectfully reported recent events.

The black dog lying prone under the cold high seat lazily raised its eyes to look at him, then closed them again, as if it disdained such a thing.

"Let them go," the person in the seat had an extremely cold voice, and her words were the meaning of the Lord God, "If there is disorder, they will be slaughtered."

"Yes."

Satan did not dare to be suspicious and retreated to his position. The other gods reported something to each other. After there were no problems, this once-in-a-thousand-year court meeting broke up.

In the huge sanctuary, only a woman with black hair like a waterfall was left in a moment. She propped her forehead and closed her eyes for a nap. Her perfect and beautiful face moved the world.

The black dog at Ji Liang's feet was dozing comfortably, but suddenly moved his ears, woke up and hid behind the high seat.

Then, there was the soft sound of bones twisting from the quiet air, accompanied by an extremely strong smell of blood, which made the dog's nose uncomfortable.

"Shark, wash it up and come find the son of a bitch."

The people in the seat didn't raise their eyes, and their words were calm without the slightest ups and downs, but a reply quickly came from the air.

"understood."

The fishy smell wafted away, and the son of a bitch came out to rub Ji Liang's toes, complaining barkingly.

"Wow woof woof woof—" Master, I don't want to play with her, she always wants to get into my mouth and let me eat, it's really sick.

Ji Liang didn't bother to care about it, he kicked it away lightly, and the pup fell on the ground in aggrieved manner, dejected.

After Shark washed the blood on his bones, he came over with a smooth meat dumpling in his arms and said to Gouzizi: "Look, I picked up this meat dumpling, and I was kind enough to bring it back to you, right?" How nice of you, you were hiding from me just now!"

Her skeletal face should have made a pouting expression, but since she has no muscles and skin, puppies can't see it.

To be precise, Shark is just a pair of bones left after being eaten by her biological father, but she lives very delicately, and she thinks she is the cutest little loli among the skeletons.

"Wow, woof, woof!" That's a baby, okay?
"Hey, is this a baby? Sorry, I didn't see it."

The bastard simply didn't want to talk to such a stupid creature.

"Noisy." Ji Liang opened his mouth, no emotion could be seen between his brows and eyes.

There is no need to express emotions for spiritual attachment, so as not to be speculated by others.

Shark hurriedly carried the meat dumpling in front of her to change the subject, and said in a happy tone: "Master, I picked up a baby, can I raise it?"

"Throw it to feed the dog."

... She really thought too much.

So Shark squatted in front of the son of a bitch, and said unhappily: "Hurry up and open your mouth."

"Wow, woof, woof!" I don't want it, who knows if this thing is not clean, what should I do if I eat it and get a stomachache!
"Hey hey hey, then I washed it up just now, do you want to eat me? My bones are very fragrant." When she laughed, it was like a horror movie, and the bastard was terrified.

"Wow-"

A child's cry suddenly sounded in the church, and now there was a quarrel.

Gee.

Ji Liang left here, and the remaining Sharks and Gouzi were at a loss.

Sudden--

"Gouzi, I leave this place to you!"

"Wow!!" Come back! !

Now, only the dog and the meat dumpling of unknown species are left in the church.

Gouzizi struggled for a long time, and finally pulled Rouduanzi into his arms with his legs.

After finding something to bite, Routuanzi sucked it hard, and forgot to cry for a while.

It swears that it is an innocent male dog, and there is absolutely no such thing as milk. All this is a sacrifice made to keep quiet and not disturb the owner.

Don't cry puppies...be strong.

But this method was ineffective after all. Seeing that the milk could not be sucked, Rou Tuanzi continued to cry at the top of his throat, and his voice was almost hoarse.

Even when Ji Liang was in the bedroom, he could hear the noisy voice, so he couldn't help but arrange for the maid to go there.

Soon, Routuanzi, who was taken care of by the maid, stopped crying, and drank goat milk hard, falling into a sweet dream in the warm embrace.

Only then did the puppy breathe a sigh of relief, and slowly returned to the kennel to continue sleeping.

It was just a short nap, and thousands of years had passed, and the world was actually divided into two realms, light and darkness, where fire and water were incompatible.

After finally waking up from the slumber, all the dark gods who belong to the dark came to the court meeting, and you reported what happened in these years, and you were very angry at the slander of the traitors who claimed to be bright.

"Shenzhi, the intention of those people is obviously to divide the power and seek power to usurp your god position!"

"Yeah, we can't bear to boost their prestige, please allow us to start a war!"

Ji Liang looked at these gods indifferently, and his words were plain and sharp: "Then do you have a plan for recovery after the loss of life?"

The gods fell silent.

She then said coldly, "Go back and be fully prepared before coming back."

"Yes."

In a blink of an eye, Ji Liang was the only one left in the church. She was leaning lazily on her position. Her long skirt, which was thicker than night, spread out at the hem, and her straight legs were made even whiter.

He once heard the maid say that this was the spirit that adopted him.

so beautiful……

Ji Liang looked in one direction, caught a glimpse of the little guy who was hurriedly hiding behind the pillar, snapped his fingers and pulled the guy in front of him.

She lifted his chin, looked directly at him with eyes so calm that they could hold the stars and the sea, and said coldly, "Who are you."

Fear was hidden in the little guy's eyes, and he whispered back in a soft childish voice: "I don't have a name... The maid sister said that you adopted me."

Ji Liang seemed to remember something, so he let go.

"This is not the place for you, little monster."

The once fleshy dumpling has now grown into a white-haired child, and his appearance is passable, but there are two sarcoid tumors on his back, which devalues ​​his cuteness.

The little guy's pure white hair is in stark contrast to his blood-red eyes, holy and evil, he is the product of the taboo combination of angels and demons.

If I remember correctly, both his parents died under the punishment of heaven, but this child stayed with her to raise him by accident.

"Shenzhi..." The soft voice sounded weakly again, Ji Liang didn't want to talk to him, so he ordered: "Go down."

"...Yes." The little guy's eyes dimmed a bit, and he stepped back obediently. He was only five thousand years old, but he was so sensible.

　That's right, the main god is me _(:з」∠)_
　　
　
(End of this chapter)