Quickly wear the thunder robbery, here I come

Chapter 1 The System in the Rolling Pin ([-])
"Xiao Yu, don't slide the railings when you go out, do you hear me, you son of a bitch? What does it look like for a girl to slide the railings?"

"I know! I know!" It's really not a three-year-old child anymore, and my mother is still nagging.

While closing the door, it was a heroic-looking girl with shoulder-length hair, her name was Jiang Yu.

It doesn't exist to go down the stairs without sliding the railing, and there is no meaning of existence without sliding the railing.

Jiang Yu thought as he put the bag in his hand on his shoulder, jumped slightly and sat on the railing, sliding down like the wind.

Sliding down two floors, he suddenly saw a piece of red dirt on the railing, Jiang Yu wanted to jump down to hide it and then slide again, Jiang Yu jumped down, and at the moment when his feet were about to hit the ground, a round ball appeared suddenly. Thing, she stepped on Yuangungun with one foot, followed by a bang, followed by Jiang Yu's screams mixed with the sound of heavy objects rolling down, a girl crawling on the ground and twitching slightly appeared in the stairway.

"What, the railing has been sliding for so many years, and there was a large-scale car accident scene. I knew I would listen to my mother."

While thinking, Jiang Yu slowly got up and sat on the wall.There were two streaks of blood hanging under the nose.

What kind of round thing actually appeared under the feet out of thin air, causing the car to overturn.

Jiang Yu stared at that chubby thing, and it became more and more familiar. Isn't this his own rolling pin?Why did you appear here?
Jiang Yu picked up the rolling pin while wondering.

Staring at it for a while, I didn't see why, but then I was angry that the rolling pin slipped and fell on me, so I threw it on the opposite wall. Jiang Yu never expected that the rolling pin would fly towards his nose after rebounding. come over.I wanted to hide, but I didn't hide.

"boom"

"Hey!"

"Ding, the system has been activated and is being bound..."

"Binding progress: 10%"
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"System? Alas, I have come across a system!" Jiang Yu knows what a system is after years of culture of Shangdian novels, but he doesn't know what the system is for.
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"Binding progress: 100%, the binding is successful."

"Wow, host, after more than 100 years, I finally got in touch with you, host. Woohoo!"

"What the hell? What do you mean by more than 100 years? Could it be that this system came more than 100 years ago? Didn't I accept the cultivation of my great-grandfather more than 100 years ago? Where did this system come from?" Stupid, seeing how cute this system is, don't you know it's shameful to be cute?

"Host, host, go home and wash off the blood on your face, change your clothes and let's talk about it later."

Looking at the confused expression on the host's face, the system probably knew what the host was confused about, so it made its own suggestion.

"Okay, for the sake of being so sensible. I'll go home and tidy up first, and then we'll settle the account of you slipping me down."

Although Jiang Yu was puzzled by what the system said, he never forgot that the system caused him to roll over.

He picked up the rolling pin and got up and walked back.

"There is a real reason for the matter of the host, please forgive me."

The system was a little timid after hearing Jiang Yu's words.

Jiang Yu ignored the system's malicious cuteness and continued walking home.

"Mom, I'm back."

"How did you do this? How did you get into such a mess? You were injured? Your cultivation is for nothing, right?"

It was Jiang Yu's mother who was talking. Jiang's mother was very young. Standing together, the two looked like a pair of sisters. No one would think that they were mother and daughter.

"I just received a whole body of cultivation. I haven't used many spells for so many years. I slipped and fell on the stairs just now, and I didn't react."

"Let you go to the small world to experience it. If you don't listen, you will know that you can practice on your own with your own spiritual roots. You don't have to work hard to learn alchemy. It depends on what you do in the future. Why are you still holding on to the rolling pin at home? Hurry up Go tidy up."

"Know it."

The girl walked into the bathroom while talking.He didn’t answer why he was holding onto the rolling pin.

Jiang Yu's family lives in Yuanshang Garden District, J City, Province S, Huaguo. It is a well-located residential area, and the girl's house is on the sixth floor.

After tidying up, Jiang Yu changed into his clothes and lay down on his big bed.Start calling the system.

"System, please come out and let's talk."

"Host, here I come, I don't want to stay in the rolling pin anymore, let me enter your space, I don't want the rolling pin to be my body anymore!!"

"You wait to talk first, I will ask you to answer, do you hear me?"

"Got it (._.｀)"

"Don't be cute, let me ask you, what do you mean you came here more than 100 years ago."

"It's like this, host, you entered the small world more than 100 years ago to receive your grandfather's cultivation. At that time, I scanned your aptitude and wanted to contact you to bind you, but in the end you entered the small world before I caught up with you. I followed up and took a look, and found that you had already started teleportation, so I didn't dare to disturb you, and after the teleportation was completed, you then started to familiarize yourself with and consolidate your cultivation, and didn't come out until a few years ago."

"Why didn't you look for me when I came out a few years ago."

"A hundred years ago when you entered the small world, I have been staying outside, consuming my own energy. I have no choice but to attach myself to your kitchen knife. When the time comes, I can control it when you are cooking. Kitchen knife, scratch your hand, won’t you get your blood, isn’t it easy to bind! As a result, the result is woo woo woo”

"Why are you crying, talk well, hurry up!"

Jiang Yu was a little speechless when he heard the system pretending to cry.

"In the end, when I flew over to attach to the kitchen knife, your mother seemed to sense something, and knocked me off with a wave of her hand, and I attached to the rolling pin. I haven't had a chance to get yours for so many years. Blood! That's why I tried to slip you and get some blood."

"Why didn't you call me in the rolling pin?"

"I can't scream. How did I know that your family is so outrageous? Even a rolling pin is a fairy weapon with restrictions on it. My energy is almost gone. If I go in, I can't come out. I can't make any sound." Wow. I'm so pathetic."

"Hehe, unlucky system, tell me what you do?"

"I am a fast-travel system, numbered, traveling through various planes to help the client achieve his wish. The client needs to pay his own soul energy. The main system requires a part, and you take part. Although you don't need soul energy very much as the host, it is better than nothing." !The host can also not use the soul energy of the client, but can also take the skills or items of the client as compensation, and then the main system and the client will evaluate the degree of completion of the task. The host can get points, and then can buy various s things."

"Quick travel system? It's not bad. You can go to various planes to see different scenery."

"But these points don't seem to be of much use? I don't lack anything."

When Jiang Yu heard the function of the points, he began to think that the points were not very useful.

(End of this chapter)