time and space

Chapter 267
"...a couple with ten combs and two elders will reach the age of hair." Bai Ma finished the last sentence and answered her daughter's question, "Aunt Zhang taught me in the village. She has married seven daughters, and she knows the song of combing hair very well." Incredible."

Baitang knew that this Third Aunt Zhang, she and her men were all patriarchal people (in ancient times, it was strange to value descendants and not patriarchal), but they gave birth to seven girls in a row.Fortunately, Aunt Zhang was born in a strong farmer's family, and she didn't ruin her body because of her constant childbirth. She finally gave birth to a son at the age of 30.At that time, her eldest daughter was married.

"But the hair combing song I heard is: 'One comb to the end of the hair; two to comb the white hair to match the eyebrows; three to comb the children and grandchildren all over the ground; four to comb forever and harmoniously; Seven combs are auspicious to avoid disaster; eight combs are profitable; nine combs are delicious; ten combs are free of taboos!'" Baitang sat aside with his face in his hands.

"..." Bai Ma tilted her head and thought for a while, "I still think the first one sounds better."

"It's up to you!" Bai Tang didn't care, anyway, the combing song was just for auspiciousness, and his eyes were fixed on Bai Ma's hand.Bai Ma's hands are very skillful, she used a comb to separate six strands of hair and pulled out a few small roses in Wu Xuemei, because she didn't comb her hair in a bun because she wanted to wear a phoenix crown. Strap securely.The ribbon is long, with patterns embroidered with gold thread on both ends, and it hangs down to the back of the vest. With the movement of Wu Xuemei's head, a little golden glow is reflected, which is very beautiful.

After combing her hair, Bai Tang and Bai Ma changed Wu Xuemei's wedding dress together.The dragon and phoenix pattern on the wedding dress is also embroidered with gold thread, which looks very gorgeous.Then put on the phoenix crown.The phoenix crown is made of gold, inlaid with glass gemstones and deep sea pearls. It has a unique shape. It doesn't look as heavy as other phoenix crowns, but the actual weight is not light.In order to prevent Wu Xuemei from breaking her neck, Baitang specially cast a spell inside, making the phoenix crown lighter.

"So beautiful!" Baitang looked at Wu Xuemei who had finished dressing, she was really beautiful.No wonder people say that the bride is the most beautiful. Wu Xuemei, who is already good looking, is so beautiful after dressing up.Baitang couldn't help feeling a little jealous, and couldn't help but fantasize about what he would look like after wearing the bride's dress.Hey, why can't I find a man who can make me wear a bridal gown willingly?
"Picking up the bride! Picking up the bride!" Xing Xiaokang and Ai Wanxi ran in happily. This child really likes Yu Tianbao, his stepfather. "Grandpa asked me to tell my aunt that we can't let dad pick up mom so easily!"

Baitang chuckled: "Look at me!"

So, when Jade Tianbao entered the yard and was about to reach the door of the bride's house, the White Queen Mother Empress Tang and her two little boys blocked the Jade Bridegroom's path to happiness.

"It's fine to pick up a bride, but you have to pass the test."

"Okay, what test?" Yu Tianbao asked good-temperedly. The person in front of him was his sister-in-law. It was too late to please her, so how could he be angry?What's more, it's a good day like today.Besides, even if Bai Tang wants to make things difficult for him, it is impossible not to let him get married to his bride.

"Three checks!" Bai Tang pointed out three fingers, "As long as you pass the three checks, you can pick up the bride! Otherwise, I'll keep Sister Meimei for two more years!" Of course, everyone knows that this sentence cannot be taken seriously.

"What's the first level?"

"I swear! I will treat Sister Meimei well all my life and never let her down."

"It's easy!" Yu Tianbao raised his fingers to make an oath, "I swear that I will only love Amei for the rest of my life, always treat her well, and never let her down!"

"Is it okay?" Yu Tianbao asked.

Baitang shook his head: "The oath is too simple. You have to say this: 'From now on, I will only love Amei, spoil her, and will not lie to her. I will do everything I promise her, yes. Every word she said is the truth, don't bully her, don't scold her, trust her. If someone bullies her, I will help her as soon as possible. When she is happy, I will be happy with her; If I’m not happy, I’ll coax her to be happy. I’ll always think she’s the most beautiful, and I’ll dream of her in my dreams. In my heart, there’s only her!’ As long as you can swear and promise to do well according to this passage, I’ll count you through first round."

Yu Tianbao's cheeks twitched, how could he have the nerve to say such a nasty oath in public, can't he do it in private?However, my sister-in-law stared at me covetously. If I didn't swear, I would definitely not be able to pass the test.What's more——Yu Tianbao glanced sideways at the window of the bride's room, and there was a slender figure reflected on it.

"I swear, from now on, I will only love Amei, spoil her, and won't lie to her..."

As the last word fell, there was warm applause from all around. Everyone who came to the wedding was moved, especially the young daughter-in-law and eldest daughter, who were simply envious of the bride.

"Okay!" Baitang took the lead in applauding, "Next is the second level, Xiaokang, quickly serve up the five-flavored soup that your father specially made."

Xing Xiaokang responded happily, spread his short legs and ran away, and after a while he ran to Yu Tianbao with a small porcelain bowl (it was too kind).Yu Tianbao looked at the strangely colored liquid in the bowl, and swallowed. This kind of thing looks more poisonous than the poison used by the Western Demon Cult to punish traitors!

"what is this?"

"Five-flavor soup! The five flavors of life: sour, sweet, bitter, spicy, salty. There are happiness and sweetness as well as hardships and hardships. You will go through a long road in life together in the future, so you must drink this bowl of soup!" Bai Tang He smiled so hard that his eyes turned into two crescent moons, and he said maliciously, "Don't waste time, drink it quickly! The soup tastes even worse when it's cold!"

The weird smell from the five-flavor soup made the spectators cover their noses and look at Yu Tianbao with the eyes of a martyr.Just smelling this smell, the intestines and internal organs in the body are knotted, let alone drinking it all?But I can't help but drink.Yu Tianbao pinched his nose and neck, raised his head, and poured the five-flavored soup into his stomach!

It's so bitter!Yu Tianbao almost burst into tears from the bitterness, Xing Xiaokang handed over a piece of candy: "Father, eat candy!"

Yu Tianbao didn't care that the candy was eaten by children, he quickly punched it into his mouth, the sweet taste overwhelmed the strange taste, Yu Tianbao finally breathed a sigh of relief: "What is the third level?"

The main trick was in the second level, Baitang didn't want to embarrass Yu Tianbao any more, and said, "Just come up with two make-up reminder poems!"

Although Yu Tianbao is a martial arts student, as the successor of the first sect, he still needs to understand literature.Although he couldn't write poems himself, he could easily recite one or two poems made by others.

"It is rumored that the red powder is lowered by the candle, so that you will not be in front of the mirror stand; you don't need to be full of makeup, but keep your eyebrows ready for painting."

"Northern Mansion welcomes the dusty South County, don't let the fragrance come back later; although it is said that the time in the sky is different, and it is even more urgent in the world. The smoke tree hangs down the apricots, and the picking children hold the acacia cup; blowing the flute is not a fairy song, fight for it." Lead Qin'e down to Fengtai."

After the words fell, the door opened from the inside, and Bai Ma greeted her godson-in-law with a smile on her face: "Okay, okay, hurry up and take the bride out!"

Baitang pouted: "Mom, why did you open the door so quickly?"

Bai Ma glared at her daughter: "Three tests have been passed, what kind of moth do you think of? If you delay your sister's marriage, I will peel your skin."

Baitang shrank his neck: "No, no, hurry up and let the groom take the bride away!"

The rest of the wedding went smoothly, Yu Tianbao and Wu Xuemei didn't have biological parents, so Bai's father and Bai's mother took care of the guests, and Baitang put on men's clothing to help greet the guests.

"Second Miss, someone is here to give gifts." The butler of the manor walked to Baitang's side and said in a low voice.

"Just accept the gift, and invite the person who gave the gift to sit down at the table." Bai Tang said nonchalantly, thinking that the person who gave the gift was a citizen or villager in the town.

"But—" the butler said in embarrassment, "the gifts are designated for the eldest son-in-law, and the gift givers are all armed, and they are from the world."

Is it seeking revenge?Baitang immediately denied this idea, except for Yu Luocha, no one knew Yu Tianbao's true identity.In other words, these things were sent by Yu Luocha?

"Go call brother-in-law and let him handle it himself."

The butler saluted and ran to find Yu Tianbao.Baitang released his consciousness, and saw a group of more than a dozen men in black waiting outside the gate holding five large boxes.These people's martial arts are not low, and each of them has a second-rate level in the arena.Baitang watched Yu Tianbao talking with them, accepted the courtesy, those people didn't stay long, put down their things and left.Yu Tianbao directed the servants to put the things into the warehouse.

"It was sent by Yu Luocha, as a gift to congratulate me on my marriage." Yu Tianbao walked to Baitang's side and confessed, "Now, I have nothing to do with him at all."

"Why? Reluctant?" Baitang asked.

Yu Tianbao shook his head and said with a smile: "I have lived in the Western Demonic Cult for 25 years, and I can count the times I saw him with two slaps. How could I be reluctant to let him go? I'm just sighing for the past days."

"What else did those people say?" Baitang asked curiously.

"It's a very big thing. Yu Luocha disbanded the Western Demon Cult." Yu Tianbao still doesn't believe it.He knows best how much Yu Luocha values ​​the Western Demon Cult, otherwise he would not sacrifice him for the Western Demon Cult.Thinking of this, Yu Tianbao felt a little breathless.You can sacrifice my life for your Demon Cult, what's the result?After I "died", you actually disbanded the Demon Cult that was so important?Are you playing tricks on me?

"Ah! He acted fast!" Baitang was not surprised.Yu Luosha listened to his words and put his energy into the Shattered Void. Naturally, he would no longer care about managing the Demon Cult, and his original heir was moved to another world by Baitang, so the Demon Cult had no one to take over. Those ambitious guys, why not disband the Demon Cult.

"You knew he would disband the Demon Cult?" Yu Tianbao was surprised.

"Well, I pointed out a way for him in martial arts. He wants to pursue the highest peak of martial arts, so of course he has to give up some things." Bai Tang patted his new brother-in-law on the shoulder, "Don't be mentally unbalanced, Yu Luocha If you didn't come here, how would you know Sister Meimei? Isn't life good now?"

Yu Tianbao was relieved all of a sudden, and stood up with a smile: "I'm going to accompany your sister now, so please help me entertain the guests!"

Early the next morning, Bai's father and Bai's mother got up excitedly at four o'clock, waiting for Yu Tianbao and Wu Xuemei to serve them tea.Once this tea is respected, Yu Tianbao is equivalent to marrying into their family!Bai Tang looked at the morning star in the dark night sky, and said to the two elders: "The newlyweds will definitely have trouble in the bridal chamber very late, and they won't get up so early. You should go back to sleep, and when they get up, I'll call you again!"

Bai's father and Bai's mother were right after thinking about it, and went back to their room to sleep.As a result, except for Baitang, the rest of the Bai family didn't get up until noon, and breakfast and lunch were combined into one meal.Before eating, Yu Tianbao and Wu Xuemei kowtowed to Bai’s father and Bai’s mother and offered tea. Wu Xuemei’s happy expression made Bai’s father and Bai’s mother very satisfied with Yu Tianbao. They gave Yu Tianbao two big red envelopes, one of which contained It is a piece of dried peaches made from flat peaches, and one is filled with Baihua Niang made by Baihua Fairy.It seems that the two elders sincerely accept Yu Tianbao as a family, and hope that Yu Tianbao can live as long as them and stay with Wu Xuemei all the time.

Yu Tianbao was holding Baihuaniang and dried peaches in a daze. The meeting gift from his father-in-law and mother-in-law was too down-to-earth. The Baihuaniang from his father-in-law was okay. I like to drink, but the dried peaches from my mother-in-law—I am not as greedy as Xing Xiaokang little child.

Wu Xuemei was moved to tears when she saw the difference: "Godfather, godmother, this is too precious!"

Bai Ma smiled and said: "We are all a family. Hello, we two are also happy. Compared with this, these two things are not expensive at all."

Wu Xuemei is right when she thinks about it, they are all a family, no longer hypocritical, accept the gift with peace of mind, and pull Yu Tianbao to kowtow to the two elders: "Ayu and I will respect you well in the future and repay your kindness!"

Yu Tianbao was at a loss. Listening to his mother-in-law and wife, these two things were great things?
Wu Xuemei knew her husband's doubts, and explained to him in a low voice: "Baihua Niang is brewed by Baihua Fairy, which can enhance people's physique and strengthen the body; dried peaches are made from the peaches in the peach garden of the Queen Mother. Eating such a piece can grow two years old." 300-year lifespan."

real or fake?Yu Tianbao had an expression of "Don't play tricks on me": "Is there really a fairy in this world?"

"Shattered voids exist, let alone gods." Wu Xuemei pointed at Baitang bluntly and said, "My Tangtang is a god!"

Yu Tianbao mechanically turned his head to look at Baitang: "Are you a god?"

"That's right!" Baitang laughed, "Since Mom and Dad have given you the best things, I can't offer anything better, so I'll give you a gene enhancer! Sister Meimei, wait Go back to the room, give your brother-in-law an injection!"

Yu Tianbao really wanted to ask what the gene enhancer was, but held back, even the Queen Mother's flat peach came out, the gene enhancer was definitely not an ordinary thing.Produced by the gods, it must be extraordinary. You can ask your wife when you go back to your room.

(End of this chapter)