Fast travel counterattack: black-bellied boss, please guide

Chapter 170 You Carry Water to Water Your Garden (34)

Ye Xi let out a soft voice, and yelled at the misty bamboo mountain.

"Ahem... hey! Long nights of sleepless sleep! If only someone could come and tell me a bad joke!"

……

Echoes echoed in the mountains one after another.

When the echoing sound gradually weakened, a certain spiritual pet sleeping in the stone suddenly opened its eyes.

"Hee hee hee……"

It raised its butt, stretched out its two front paws, and jumped out of the mountain towards the source of the sound.

"Ah! Why are you a stupid human being again?" Mao Hushou scratched the ground with both paws, looked up at the giant Ye Xi in front of him, bared his teeth, and wrinkled his nose.

Ye Xijian successfully summoned it, smiled with satisfaction, jumped up and lay down on the cherry blossom tree behind him, with his long black hair hanging down, drifting in the strands of falling flowers.

She was lying on her side, propping her head on her elbows, looked at Maohushou and said, "Ming people don't speak secretly, Maohushou, I want to make a deal with you."

Cat Tiger Beast raised its front paws and sat up, folded its arms around its chest, revealing its chubby belly.

It snorted and turned its head to one side, "How can my lord make a deal with a stupid human being like you!"

Ye Xi stretched out a finger, "A complete collection of cold jokes."

Maohushou opened his eyes slightly, "Don't try to bribe me, how can I..."

Ye Xi stretched out her second finger, "Two books of cold jokes."

The cat-tiger beast's eyes flashed, "Haha, how can this great king's dignity..."

"Forget it!" Ye Xi jumped down from the tree and patted his clothes, "I heard that Lao Zhangtou at the entrance of the village still has an out-of-print collection of bad jokes... I'll leave it to Sanqi!"

After speaking, he made a gesture to leave.

"Wait a minute!" the voice of the cat, tiger and beast sounded.

Ye Xi smiled flatly and stopped obediently.

It lowered its front paws, raised its proud head, and shrugged its shoulders before Yexi.

Sit back, retract the tail, and add hair to the feet.

Then he pretended to be serious and said: "Cunning human beings dare to threaten even this great king."

Ye Xi lowered her eyes, "Why, figured it out?"

"I just agreed to you reluctantly because you have done a lot of homework to please my lord."

Hearing this, Ye Xi raised her eyebrows, "Do you know what I want to say?"

Maohushou yawned, "Of course, what kind of pet is this king, how can he mess around in the space world without any skills!"

As a spiritual pet, cats and tigers have various responsibilities in the spiritual pet world besides their appearance, and their skills are also different from other spiritual pets.

It can penetrate everyone's heart, except, of course, privacy.

This is probably the only thing that makes Yexi feel satisfied. God is indeed fair. When he closes a door for you, he will open a ventilation fan for you.

Ye Xi smiled and said, "In that case, you and I have made an agreement. You will be responsible for taking care of my nursery, and I will be responsible for sorting out the funny jokes for you. Is that okay?"

Cat Tiger Beast stretched out its small paw and made an abstract OK gesture.

"However, now I want to add another one." Ye Xi pursed her lips and said, "I know you still have a lot of hidden skills, and you don't care about working overtime."

The cat-tiger beast frowned, "Ah! Cunning human, how dare you go back on your word!"

Ye Xi shrugged, "You also said that I am a cunning human being. If I am not cunning, how can I be worthy of your words?"

"..."

Ugh!Damn humans.

(End of this chapter)