Fast time travel to counterattack 999: The male god catches up!

Chapter 34
"Duck?" Chunlan yawned, rolled up her coat, and then she remembered something and said, "Why do we have ducks in our palace? That duck was the medicine brought by the imperial doctor last night."

medicine?
"What medicine?"

What's the matter with that bad feeling that suddenly arises in my heart?

"It's the medicine to dissolve the fishbone. The imperial doctor originally wanted to use ivory chopsticks, but the emperor was afraid of hurting the empress's throat. The imperial doctor had no choice but to find a duck. He hung the duck's leg upside down and took a small A bowl of duck saliva... It is said that this duck was going to be raised to be used as a roast duck for the concubine Defei. As soon as she heard that the empress was useful, the imperial dining room brought the duck cage... The emperor even specially rewarded the imperial dining room for this. "

Guan Xiaoguan listened to Chunlan Balabala expressionlessly amidst the piercing calls of ducks.

Then, he couldn't help retching.

Then, she took a sip of the teacup in her hand, suppressed the stomach acid that wanted to resist, then squinted her eyes and looked at Chunlan, and said with a cold smile: "Go and tell the small kitchen to stew this duck." , I happen to want to drink duck soup."

She actually drank a bowl of duck saliva!

Retch again.

Chunlan nodded, put on her clothes and went out to order the palace servants to clean up the ducks.

As soon as the order was given, there was another ear-piercing duck call from outside the hall.

"Quack quack -!"

【Xiaoguanguan, hurry up and save her—! 】

"..."

Guan Xiaoguan raised his eyebrows, this is...?
"Quack quack quack—!"

【咕咱咱!Xiaoguanguan can't just ignore death——! 】

"……No way!"

With black lines all over his head, Guan Xiaoguan pushed open the palace door, and was watching... a group of palace people who had been quarreled, all squinting their sleepy eyes, were chasing and intercepting a half-sized yellow duck!

When the yellow duck saw Guan Xiaoguan in front of the porch, it seemed to see a long-lost relative.

With tears in their eyes, they flapped their wings and rushed over.

"Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack...!"

[Xiao Guanguan, you finally came to save me, I am so scared, those stupid humans actually want to pluck my hair!Look at my head, my nipples, buzzing...! 】

"...!"

Chunlan, Xiao Lizi, Xia He and others ran over, leaning on the pillars in front of the porch, panting to greet Guan Xiaoguan, no words can describe Guan Xiaoguan's current mood.

I don't want to see this duck named 138 at all.

She kicked away the 138 who was leaning against her feet, with two tufts of hair missing from her head, and was still crying pretendingly, and supported her forehead and said, "Um, that, this 138, no, it's this duck, it's not Got it."

"Your Majesty won't eat duck soup anymore?"

Chunlan was puzzled.

Didn't the empress just want to smash the duck into thousands of pieces immediately?

She waved her hand to let the palace people disperse.

Guan Xiaoguan continued to hold his forehead, feeling a headache.

System 138, with its feet in the air and tears streaming down its face, immediately jumped up when he heard this, and threw himself at Guan Xiaoguan's feet again, with a burst of quack, quack, quack, quack... screaming, it was like a magic sound piercing his ears!
"Quack quack!"

[Xiaoguanguan, you actually want to eat him, you are so cruel~! 〒▽〒]

"Screaming again, I'll pluck your hair now!" He stared fiercely!
"quack."

[People are wrong, don't pluck the hair. QAQ]

138 hastily held up the duck's wings, covered the duck's head and flat mouth up and down, and looked at Guan Xiaoguan who had squatted down with tears in his eyes.

Staring at the little yellow duck in front of her, she couldn't help poking its duck's head, and said through gritted teeth: "You look like this, it's useless to be cute..."

　Three shifts

　　
　
(End of this chapter)