The fast travel system always kills me

Chapter 126

Yan Jue: "I don't know."

Wei Zhi: "Lonely and ignorant."

Liu Huan: "What did you say!"

Wei Zhi: "What did I say?"

Seeing Yan Ju's eyes, Liu Huan said, "Hmph."

Wei Zhi: "Why don't you alone humiliate you?"

Liu Huan: "You...!"

If the prince hadn't been there, he would have rushed up and tore him up long ago.

Seeing the pain he endured, Wei Zhi turned his head to Yan Ju happily and said, "It doesn't matter if you don't know about the one-horned fairy. I'll catch it for you next year."

Hearing this, Yan Jue smiled and said, "Okay."

Although the fortune teller only mentioned the mountain stream outside the city, the old man pointed Wei Zhi in a direction, east, to the mountain stream to the east.

It was cold, frosty, and the earth seemed to be covered with a layer of white gauze. The three of them didn't feel the cold because they were walking.

When I arrived at the mountain stream, I saw a thin layer of ice formed on the stream, it was already so cold.

Will there be turtles?

It's only October, and the water in the mountains is freezing, and the turtles will hibernate, can they still be caught?Wei Zhi was deeply suspicious.

Yan Jue and Liu Huan followed Wei Zhi, looked around, and felt that they might return in vain.

Wei Zhi had no idea, so he took the two of them wandering in the mountain stream.

Liu Huan was a little tired from walking. Although he and Wei Zhi had often walked in Beijing before, his feet were uneven and covered with stones, making walking quite uncomfortable: "There can be no gods guarding here."

Wei Zhi turned to look at him and asked seriously, "How do you know?"

Liu Huan: "If you want it, why don't you buy it?"

Wei Zhi: "I want wild ones."

Liu Huan: "Aren't they all wild? Is there anyone who keeps them?"

Wei Zhi: "Yes, yes."

Liu Huan wanted to spray Wei Zhi to death with a mouthful of blood.

Wei Zhi ignored his expression of wanting to vomit blood and continued walking.

The mountain stream is full of rocks, weeds are overgrown, the leaves are falling, and it looks bleak. Not to mention the turtle, there are no bugs. Liu Huan wants to lie down, but looking at Yan Yan, he can only bear to stare at Wei Zhi. back view.

Wei Zhi picked up two sticks, held one for himself, and gave the other to Yan Jie: "I'll look for it over there, and you're here."

Yan Jue said warmly: "Okay."

The two moved separately, Liu Huan looked at his empty hands, and finally followed Yan Jue.

Wei Zhi wandered around the mountain stream, and decided that if he couldn't find a turtle here today, he would go back to the city and beat up that fortune teller.

After wandering around for a couple of times, Wei Zhi got tired, so he sat down on a rock and saw Yan Jie still looking for him a little far away, and couldn't help feeling that there was really nothing left.

He sighed and got up, and was about to walk towards Yan Ju, when he caught a glimpse of something moving from the corner of his eye.

Wei Zhi looked over and saw a rock not far away stirred up. He walked over and squatted down. Without hesitation, Wei Zhi stretched out his hand and opened it, and then saw a turtle.

The turtle suddenly saw the light and shrank into a ball in fright.

Seeing this, Wei Zhi bent his lips: "There really are."

As he spoke, he stretched out his sinful hand and picked up the turtle.

The turtle was motionless.

Wei Zhi threw the stick in his hand, walked towards Yan Jie and said, "Let's go back, we found it."

Hearing the sound, Yan Jie and Liu Huan turned around and saw the turtle in Wei Zhi's hand. The turtle was very big, as big as the combined palms of two adults. Wei Zhi shook it with one hand. Akira: "How is it? Big or not."

Liu Huan snorted coldly.

Yan Jie smiled and said, "Yes, big."

Wei Zhi said, "Let's go."

Yan Jue: "Okay."

Wei Zhi caught the turtle, and the old fortune-teller avoided a beating. The three of them returned to the city. On the way, Yan Jie asked, "Is it used as medicine?"

Wei Zhi: "It's not like that, it's just stew."

Hearing this, Yan Ju nodded and said nothing more.

Wei Zhi packed the turtle and put it in the donkey's bag, then asked knowingly, "By the way, where do you live?"

"Me?" Yan Yan paused for a moment and said, "Minxiang in the west of the city."

Wei Zhi nodded and said, "Then I can find you in the future."

Yan Jie's knuckles under the sleeve robe slightly curled up, and said with a smile, "Okay."

"A Ling, where do you live?"

Wei Zhi said: "I live in Liu Zhai, Xie Zhai and Qingju Building."

Yan Yan was stunned when he heard that: "Liu Zhai Xie Zhai Qingju Building? An inn with such a long name?"

Wei Zhi smiled and said: "No, Liu's house is my brother's house, and Xie's house is almost the same. Qingjulou is where my brother lives. I sometimes live in these places, and Xie's house is the one I live most in."

After Yan Jue understood it, he asked, "Xie's house, is A Ling's relative's house?"

Wei Zhi: "Well, this is sort of it."

Saying that, the three of them returned to the city and parted ways.

When Wei Zhi returned to Xie’s house, he passed by Qingju Building. At that time, it was almost noon, and there were fewer people on the road. Qingju Building was full of diners. Wei Zhi was about to go in when he saw Yu Liantang, Yan Cheng and Bi Luo Walked over.

The faces of the three were calm, they didn't speak, and they didn't walk too close. When Yu Liantang saw Wei Zhi, his expression was a little strange, and then he walked up to Wei Zhi: "A Ling."

Wei Zhi responded, "What happened to those two?"

Yu Liantang said: "Them? I met a man beating his wife on the street, and I stopped them together with them. When they saw me, they said they wanted to find someone." Then, he leaned closer to Wei Zhi and whispered: " Seems to be looking for you."

Hearing this, Wei Zhi said, "Why don't you go around them?"

Yu Liantang dripped sweat and said helplessly: "Didn't I just bring them here, and I didn't tell them where you really live. I thought that if I brought them here, if I couldn't find you, I would give up and leave. I don’t know what a coincidence here, you’re here.”

Wei Zhi: "..."

Seeing Wei Zhi, Yan Cheng, who originally suspected that Yu Liantang was lying to her, no longer doubted. She brought Bi Luo up to Wei Zhi, and said, "What's your name?"

Wei Zhi: "Huh?"

Will the princess still ask her name when she finds fault?

Yan Cheng: "What's your name?"

Wei Zhi: "If you don't change your name if you're going, if you don't change your surname when you sit down, Quan Ling."

Yan Cheng: "My name is Yan Cheng."

Wei Zhi: "Oh."

Bi Luo looked at Wei Zhi worried.

Seeing Wei Zhi's reaction, Yan Cheng said, "I'm not here to trouble you."

Wei Zhi: "Then why are you here? Are you looking for me?"

Yan Cheng: "I'm looking for you, but I think there might be a misunderstanding between us."

Wei Zhi: "No misunderstanding."

Yan Cheng: "Silver."

Wei Zhi: "I didn't take your money."

Yan Cheng: "Yes."

Wei Zhi: What are you doing here?
Before he really asked, Yan Cheng raised his eyes to see the signboard of the clear building, and then left.

Seeing this, Wei Zhi said: "What is she here for?"

At this moment, Yu Liantang also felt that his worries were unnecessary. Didn't this princess come to trouble A Ling?Thinking about it, Yu Liantang said, "I don't know."

"Where have you been? The boots are so dirty?" Yu Liantang asked Wei Zhi again.

Wei Zhi looked down at his boots and said, "Well, I went outside the city to catch turtles."

"Have you caught it?" Yu Liantang asked.

Wei Zhi patted the donkey's bag beside him and said, "I caught it, and it's here."

Yu Liantang looked over and didn't expect that Wei Zhi really went to catch him and caught him. That 'man of god' looks a little real?Yu Liantang said: "You really want to give Xie Jingsan to eat this thing?"

Wei Zhi: "That's right."

Yu Liantang looked at Wei Zhi: "Can he eat?"

Wei Zhi shook his head: "I don't know, but just find a way to make it eat."

Yu Liantang sighed, and the two entered Qingju Building.

After talking to Liu Tian, ​​Wei Zhi, who was going to eat at Qingjulou, thought of turtles, so he didn't stay and left, and went back to Xie's house.

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Xie house.

After Wei Zhi returned to Xie’s house, he took out the turtle from the donkey’s bag, patted the donkey’s ass, the donkey asked someone to lead him to eat, Wei Zhi took the turtle to the kitchen, and found I didn't know where the kitchen was, so I looked around and saw Shao Weng coming from the porch. Wei Zhi walked over and said, "Shao Weng, where is the kitchen?"

When Shao Weng saw Wei Zhi, he paused for a moment, and said, "Master, the master said you should go to the study when you come back."

Wei Zhi said, "Oh, tell me where the kitchen is first."

Shao Weng took Wei Zhi to the kitchen, Wei Zhi said: "The old man is in the study?"

Shao Weng nodded.

Wei Zhi said, "Is there something wrong with him?"

Shao Weng: "Yes."

After Shao Weng led Wei Zhi to recognize the way to the kitchen, he left. Wei Zhi looked at the kitchen, and there were many people working in an orderly manner. Xie Jingsan had three meals a day, and Wei Zhi, who lived in Xie's house for several days, personal experience.

Wei Zhi looked at those people and walked over with the turtle. The kitchen occupied a yard. The yard looked very high-end, clean and elegant. To be honest, it didn’t look like a place for cooking. Wei Zhi walked in , the people inside didn’t know Wei Zhi, and when they saw Wei Zhi coming in, they couldn’t help but look at Wei Zhi twice, and began to guess who Wei Zhi was in their hearts. , In short, not a servant, everyone thought in unison, since they don't know the identity of the other party, but only know that the other party is not a servant, then be careful, everyone closed their eyes.Wei Zhi walked inside and saw the cook who was killing fish, so he leaned over and said with a smile, "Uncle, can turtles be killed?"

This uncle: "..."

Looking at the turtle in Wei Zhi's hand, the cook who killed the fish shook his head and said, "I haven't killed it before."

After hearing this, Wei Zhi said, "It's okay, haven't you seen the killing?"

Cook: "I haven't seen it."

Wei Zhi: "Is this uncle new here?"

The cook shook his head: "No."

Wei Zhi: "How many years have you been cooking?"

Cook: "30 years."

Wei Zhi: "It's amazing. In short, turtles are the same as fish. Just kill them and wash their internal organs."

The cook hesitated for a while and said, "Okay."

Wei Zhi put the turtle down, got up and was about to leave, walked a few steps, turned back, picked up the turtle and said, "Wait a minute, I'll go and study, this needs to pay attention to the sense of ritual."

cook:"······"

Wei Zhi took the turtle and left, planning to go to the study to see if the old man vomited blood again.

This turtle was very timid and kept shrinking. When Wei Zhi took it to the study, he saw Xie Jingsan talking to Xie Shouyuan.

Wei Zhi walked in and said, "Old man, are you looking for me?"

Seeing Wei Zhi holding a turtle in his hand, Xie Jingsan was puzzled for a second, and said, "Well, come here."

Wei Zhi walked over and stood with Xie Shouyuan looking at him.

When Xie Shouyuan saw the 'unidentified object' in Wei Zhi's hand, doubts flashed in his eyes.

Seeing that he and Xie Shouyuan were standing together, Xie Jingsan said, "Come here."

Wei Zhi: "Oh."

Wei Zhi walked around the table and stood in front of Xie Jingsan: "What's the matter with you?"

Xie Jingsan's expression was a bit inexplicable, there was danger hidden in his deep eyes, his face was not joking, but his tone was very gentle and he asked: "Where did you go last night?"

Wei Zhi: "Last night? Didn't Shao Weng tell you? I went outside the city."

Xie Jingsan: "What are you doing outside the city?"

Wei Zhi: "Catch the turtle."

Xie Jingsan looked at the object in Wei Zhi's hand: "If you want it, you can let them catch it."

Wei Zhi: "Sincerity leads to spirit."

Xie Jingsan said softly, "Sincerity leads to spirit?"

Wei Zhi: "Well, this soft-shelled turtle is said to be very good for your health, so I caught it with my own hands and I'll make soup for you."

A certain "guarding the vacant room" was left out on the couch, depressed and uncomfortable all night. Hearing Wei Zhi's words, all the little emotions disappeared. After he let Xie Shouyuan leave, he hugged Wei Zhi with a soft voice With gentleness: "The city you left for me?"

Wei Zhi didn't want to be hugged by him, but in order to coax him to eat the turtle, he could only endure it and said, "Yeah."

Xie Jingsan bent his lips: "But I am in very good health."

After hearing this, Wei Zhi asked, "Then why did you vomit blood yesterday morning?"

Pretending to be strong right now?

Xie Jingsan said: "Worried about me?"

Wei Zhi: "No."

Actually not, but from what Xie Jingsan heard, Wei Zhi was being arrogant.

So he said happily: "Do you want to try it?"

Wei Zhi didn't react for a while: "Try what?"

Xie Jingsan said something in Wei Zhi's ear, the corner of Wei Zhi's mouth twitched, shameless.

Wei Zhi's face didn't blush and his heart didn't beat: "Don't try, I'll deal with the turtle."

Xie Jing supported the back of Wei Zhi's neck with three hands, dazzled by the kisses before letting go. Wei Zhi had no expression on his face, cursed inwardly as a pervert and left the study.

Looking at the turtle that was still shrinking, Wei Zhi continued to walk towards the kitchen, and met Xie Shouyuan on the way, Wei Zhi asked, "Can you cook?"

Xie Shouyuan shook his head honestly: "No."

Wei Zhi: "Coincidentally, I can't either."

Xie Shouyuan: “·······”

Wei Zhi held up the turtle and said, "How about killing me and stewing it?"

Wei Zhi always felt that the cook uncle was unreliable, and if it was handed over to that uncle, the turtle would probably be refined so that it lacked arms and legs. In that case, the effect would be doubtful.

Xie Shouyuan, who had never killed a living creature, looked at the turtle, a little dazed.

Wei Zhi said: "Don't worry, it's not hard to kill, just look at how honest it is, it doesn't move at all."

After hearing this, Xie Shouyuan resisted a little: "How about letting the cook do it?"

Wei Zhi: "Only when you do it yourself can you have sincerity and filial piety can be conveyed."

Xie Shouyuan actually thought it made sense, but there was still something to ask him to kill the turtle, so what.

Wei Zhi said: "Come on, let's go to the kitchen."

Before Xie Shouyuan could refuse, Wei Zhi dragged him to the kitchen.

When the people in the kitchen saw Xie Shouyuan, some of them knew each other, so they saluted respectfully, and others followed suit.

After Xie Shouyuan told them not to pay attention to them, Wei Zhi stuffed a knife into his hand again. Wei Zhi put the turtle on the cutting board and signaled Xie Shouyuan to do it.

When the uncle cook saw Wei Zhi and Xie Shouyuan, he came over and asked seriously, "Son, why don't you kill yourself? Don't you?"

Certainly not, the cook thought so, but Wei Zhi's answer made the corner of his mouth twitch in the next second.

(End of this chapter)