The fast travel system always kills me

Chapter 148

Thinking of Wei Zhi's arm strength just now, well, it's really powerful.

But, cooperation?What cooperation?Zhang Wen looked at Wei Zhi and said cautiously: "What kind of cooperation makes money?"

He just heard Wei Zhi say something that made his jaw drop in shock: "Sell this wild boar for 100 taels of silver, you 50 taels, I'm 50 taels, how about it?"

A wild dolphin for a hundred li silver? !
How can it be?

Not to mention the princes and generals, even the families of merchants don't think much of pig meat. The princes don't kill cattle for no reason, the officials don't kill sheep for no reason, the scholars don't kill dogs and pigs for no reason, and the common people don't eat rare pig meat for no reason. Ordinary people can't afford it, they can't eat it, and the merchants don't eat it. The meat is smelly and tastes much worse than cattle and sheep. There are few people who eat it and few people who raise it...
The ancients said that the emperor's food was too lao, and he had all three kinds of cattle, sheep and hogs. The princes ate cattle, the ministers ate sheep, the officials ate hogs, the scholars ate fish and grilled fish, and the common people ate vegetables...
In short, the difficulty of selling pig meat is not a question of whether it tastes good or not, but whether it is sold to ordinary people. It can only be sold if it is cheap. If it is not cheap, no one will buy it. If it is sold to merchants and the like, people will definitely not look at it. Serving a meat like pig, which is not high-end, let alone selling it to officials and nobles.

But if it is not sold to officials and merchants, it is absolutely impossible to sell it to the common people for 100 taels of silver, and officials and merchants will not buy it, so this is impossible.

Thinking about it, Zhang Wen said truthfully: "Impossible, I can't sell it."

Hearing this, Wei Zhi looked at him disapprovingly: "How is it impossible? There is nothing difficult in the world, as long as there is a heart, as long as you fool the truth, shit can be sold for thousands of dollars."

Zhang Wen listened to Wei Zhi's words with horror, and looked at the little girl in front of him in disbelief. She is not very old, why is her heart so dark?
System 6 doesn't know what to say, so it might as well not say anything.

Wei Zhi raised his chin towards Zhang Wen: "What are you doing?"

Zhang Wen: "That's not the problem, it's impossible. Who do you want to sell to? Who do you want to sell to?"

Wei Zhi thought for a while and said, "Of course it's those rich people."

Zhang Wen said as expected: "But those rich people won't buy it."

Spending 100 taels on a pig head?Rich people are smart and they would not do such a thing.

Wei Zhi suddenly asked: "Are you rich?"

Zhang Wen didn't know why, but he still replied: "No."

Wei Zhi: "I think so too."

Zhang Wen felt as if he had been fooled by something: "Those rich people are smart and shrewd, and they would never buy it."

Wei Zhi shook his head: "No, no, haven't you ever heard of cleverness being mistaken by cleverness?"

Zhang Wen: "I've heard of it."

Wei Zhi: "The richer people are, the more they care about money, right?"

Zhang Wen nodded: "That's right."

Wei Zhi: "The more you care about money, the more you care about your body."

Zhang Wen nodded.

Wei Zhi: "They want to live a long life, and even want to live forever, right?"

"Yes." Zhang Wen agrees, this is a fact.

"Once you want to live a long life and live forever, you will find someone who can make alchemy, right? Ask God to worship Buddha, right?" Wei Zhi sat down on a stone.

Zhang Wen nodded: "That's right."

Wei Zhi looked at him: "What do you do?"

Zhang Wen: "Fortune teller."

Wei Zhi: "If you still know what you do, it's easy to handle. You can fool any rich person in Qinghe County. If you fool, I will provide you with wild boars."

Zhang Wen: "..."

"Girl, if you give me a piece of ginseng, I can still fool you, oh no, I will sell you 100 taels or even 1000 taels, but this pig." Zhang Wen shook his head: "It is absolutely impossible."

Seeing him like this, Wei Zhi said, "That's all right, let's go."

Zhang Wen left.

Go very quickly.

This hog is impossible.

If you get hit by someone, you lose more than you gain.

Seeing him go, Wei Zhi shook his head regretfully, then tapped the system: "6, deal with this pig for me, cut it into even slices and take it away."

System 6 twitched: [Boss host, I can't do it, I'm just a system, not a human. 】

Wei Zhi: "I overestimated you."

System: Forget it, don't speak.

Before Zhang Wen went far, Wei Zhi glanced at the wild boar and asked the system: "6, can you take the pig away?"

System 6: [Boss host, this is possible. 】

Wei Zhi: "Take the pig with you."

System 6: [OK. 】

After the words fell, the big wild boar disappeared. Wei Zhi saw it, and walked in the direction where Zhang Wen left.

Zhang Wen went down the mountain leisurely, ready to cheat first, no, go to eat first, but when he got halfway up the mountain, suddenly his back felt cold, his eyelids twitched, and an ominous premonition rose from the bottom of his heart. He wanted to turn around and take a look, but Before turning back, I heard a voice:
"I hit!"

"boom!"

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah--!"

A young voice sounded, followed by a loud noise, and then Zhang Wen howled like a pig.

Wei Zhi looked at Zhang Wen who was under his feet, and said with a click of his tongue: "Stop howling, it's so unpleasant to howl."

Zhang Wen's staring eyes finally became clear. He saw Wei Zhi, and saw Wei Zhi stepping on him with one foot. He wanted to move, to resist, but he was stabbed all over his body, as if falling apart. Oh, there are rocks underneath!Own bones!
"Oh! Don't stop! Don't step on it! The bone is broken!"

Zhang Wen begged for mercy, but Wei Zhi didn't take his foot back: "Let's discuss something."

Zhang Wen wanted to curse after hearing this, but he held back for fear of being trampled to death by Wei Zhi.

Wei Zhi: "It's not considered a negotiation. I'm unilaterally threatening you to sell the wild boar for me. If you don't fool this wild boar out, I'll kill you. If you fool me out, we'll be 50 taels each. How about that? Promise." Or promise?"

Zhang Wen wanted to say in broad daylight: "You dare to kill me!"

Wei Zhi: "Tsk, why don't you dare? This is in the wilderness? Do you want to die now? Or later?"

Zhang Wen panicked and finally succumbed to the violence: "I, I promise, I promise!"

Wei Zhi smiled appreciatively: "That's great. If you had agreed before, why would you suffer this?"

Zhang Wen spit out a mouthful of old blood, what is wrong with him!
Wei Zhi: "Let's go."

Zhang Wen stood up tremblingly: "Little ancestor, where are you going?"

Wei Zhi: "Qinghe County."

Zhang Wen: "Oh."

Along the way, Zhang Wen could not speak without talking, and kept looking for opportunities to run, but every time Wei Zhi stepped on his foot, knowing that he could not escape Wei Zhi's clutches, Zhang Wen accepted his fate and followed Wei Zhi honestly. Qinghe, and then he suddenly realized: "Where's the wild boar?"

Hearing this, Wei Zhi: "Take it with you. Later, if you fool someone and get the money, I will let the pig out."

Zhang Wen's heart was ashamed, and he was ready to be chased and beaten: "Oh, good."

"Have you found the target?" Zhang Wen asked.

Wei Zhi: "I'll inquire about it."

Zhang Wen sighed.

Wei Zhi went to a teahouse, asked an enthusiastic waiter, learned about the richest families in Qinghe County, and finally decided to fool the surname Zheng, so he hurriedly took Zhang Wen there.

Zhang Wen: "People will think we are liars in the past like this."

Wei Zhi: "Do you still want someone to invite you?"

Zhang Wen: "Isn't that what makes you look good?"

Wei Zhi: "Normally, that's okay, but before sunset, you have to fool me out of the pig."

Zhang Wen felt that he deserved to die.

Wei Zhi led Zhang Wen to the gate of Zheng's house. The concierge frowned when he saw Wei Zhi and half-immortal Zhang Wen in tatters, and then did not move.

Wei Zhi smiled and said, "Please inform the manager, the gods are here."

Zhang Wen was taken aback, the gods are here?What fairy? !Where did the fairy come from!Could it be me? !
The concierge listened to Wei Zhi's words, looked at Wei Zhi's face, half-believing, thinking that such a bold and desperate beggar would not say such a thing, he looked at Zhang Wen, Zhang Wen's face was tense, and he remained motionless. Seeing the majesty, he hesitated for a moment, and the porter ran in strangely. After a stick of incense, the porter came back. A middle-aged man with a big belly and a swollen face walked in front of him: "Immortal? Immortal?" Where is it? Dare to lie to me, be careful with your skin."

The concierge was terrified and stared closely at Wei Zhi and Zhang Wen. If these two were liars, he would be finished!

If he is finished!These two bastards must be strangled!
Of the two bastards in front of the door, one was calm and composed, the other was trembling with tense body. Seeing the man with a swollen face, Wei Zhi guessed that he was either the housekeeper or the master, so he took a step forward. Butler Zheng saw Wei Zhi and Zhang Wen also frowned, disgust and contempt could be seen in his eyes.

The concierge hurriedly said: "This is our housekeeper Zheng."

Wei Zhi nodded, then cupped his hands: "Butler Zheng."

Zhang Wen didn't move. This was what Wei Zhi had agreed to do.

Steward Zheng looked at Wei Zhi, then at Zhang Wen, and finally looked at Wei Zhi: "Are you gods?"

Wei Zhi smiled: "It's not us, it's him."

Butler Zheng looked at Zhang Wen: "You?"

Zhang Wen remained motionless.

Wei Zhi: "This Taoist priest is a god."

Butler Zheng felt that he had been cheated. He looked at Wei Zhi, and was about to show his power, but he suddenly stopped moving. The porter felt that something was wrong, so he asked, "Butler?"

Wei Zhi used the soul-absorbing technique, butler Zheng rolled up his sleeves and slapped the porter on the face: "It's like a dog! Hurry up and invite the gods in! I'll go find the master!"

The concierge was slapped and knocked to the ground, covering his face. He was stunned for a moment and got up quickly: "Yes! - Taoist priest, please! Taoist priest, please!"

This operation made Zhang Wen dumbfounded. What happened?what happened?What happened to Butler Zheng?Just now, I thought he was going to drive them away, but why did he change his attitude in the blink of an eye?Could it be that you were just pretending?But why pretend?Or is that just the way his face looks?

In short, Zhang Wen followed the concierge into the gate of Zheng's residence in a mess, and Wei Zhi followed leisurely.

The concierge led Wei Zhi and Zhang Wen all the way to the main hall and sat down, served tea, then stepped back, rubbing their faces and glaring at Zhang Wen resentfully before leaving.

Zhang Wen noticed the concierge's gaze and felt that he was more wronged than him. I was forced!Also, it wasn't me who hit you in the face!
After a while, Steward Zheng followed one of them. The master of the Zheng family was over fifty years old, and like his housekeeper, he also had a face full of fat, fat, oily, and greedy. Glancing at Zhang Wen, the butler said that the gods are coming, what kind of gods?Isn't this a beggar?
Thinking about it, Master Zheng glanced at Steward Zheng suspiciously.

Butler Zheng was steadfast and told Mr. Zheng with his eyes that they were gods.

Mr. Zheng sat down at the head and looked at Zhang Wen: "Are you people who call themselves gods?"

Butler Zheng has the control of soul-stirring skills, so he naturally 'listens' to Wei Zhi's words. Seeing Master Zheng like this, he hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Master! They don't claim to be! They are gods! I saw it with my own eyes!"

What Master Zheng wanted to say was interrupted by Butler Zheng. He had a bad temper, rolled up his sleeves, and slapped Butler Zheng: "You saw a ghost, you saw it!"

Steward Zheng was knocked to the ground, covering his face and looking at Master Zheng: "Master! I really saw it! I saw a god appearing!"

Hearing this, Zhang Wen became demented, petrified, and didn't understand!

How is this going? !
What exactly is going on? !
No, butler Zheng saw a god appearing?when?Why didn't I see it myself? !What exactly is going on?

Zhang Wen looked at Wei Zhi, who was drinking tea slowly.

Master and servant are fighting, is she still in the mood to drink tea?
Or have you never seen the world? !

But what kind of world can she see at such a young age?Look at her in tatters, and her clothes are not as good as her own. If she has really seen the world and is so calm, would she be like this?
So why is Wei Zhi calm? !

Zhang Wen was going crazy, he couldn't figure out the situation, so there was only one explanation, Steward Zheng was bribed by Wei Zhi?The two agreed?
But it doesn't look like it!
This is not the case!
Then there is only one last explanation left!Butler Zheng is crazy.

Seeing Butler Zheng trying his best to sell himself well, he really thought that Butler Zheng was crazy.

Otherwise, what's going on? !
Wei Zhi noticed Zhang Wen's look, but ignored it and continued drinking tea. After Master Zheng and Butler Zheng finished fighting, Master Zheng looked at Zhang Wen: "If the Taoist Master is really a god, can he prove it?"

Butler Zheng: "Master! He is a god! No need to prove it! I will guarantee it with my own head!"

Wei Zhi squinted at Steward Zheng. To be honest, I used the soul-stirring technique on him, just to make him believe that Zhang Wen was a god, and I didn’t do anything else or instigate him. Seeing him like this, this soul-stirring technique is so powerful. Control people?

Butler Zheng looked like Zhang Wen's brainless fan, so angry that Master Zhang slapped him to the ground again: "It's like a dog! Shut up! The Zheng family can't keep you!"

Hearing this, Steward Zheng froze, knelt on the ground and did not move.

Mr. Zheng looked at Zhang Wen again, with sharp eyes. Zhang Wen wanted to run away, but he felt that if he ran away, Wei Zhi, who was drinking tea leisurely, would definitely kick him and trample him to death. Zhang Wen said, "How does Mr. Zheng want to prove it?"

"It's easy to say, if the Taoist priest can summon the wind and rain, I will worship the Taoist priest as a god!" Master Zheng looked at Zhang Wen in a difficult way. He didn't even look at Wei Zhi, a 'beggar', and didn't pay attention to people at all.

Hearing this, Zhang Wen froze without any surprise, turned his head to look at Wei Zhi, is it still time to drink tea? !The sky is falling!Even if he dies, he won't be able to attract wind and rain!

(End of this chapter)