The fast travel system always kills me

Chapter 222

Wei Zhi scooped water into the barrel with a ladle, and when he heard what the gourd said, he said, "It's not vegetables, it's noodles."

Hearing this, the monk with a calabash measuring two feet was confused. Can grated potatoes be made into noodles by adding water?Although he was not a cook, he thought it was impossible just by looking at it. It would be possible to steam the potatoes in a pot, but how could it be possible like this?He couldn't help but worry about tomorrow's game.

After Wei Zhi soaked the potatoes in water, he left it alone, then put the sweet potato noodles into the buckwheat noodles, bean noodles, oat noodles, and then reconciled with water, and began to beat with a rolling pin. Hulu looked at the reconciled He didn't know what to say in his heart, he felt that the noodles would definitely not taste good.

Maybe it will fall apart in the pot.

Shopkeeper Xu came back and called Gourd over, as well as other people from Qingfeng Inn, who seemed to be discussing something.

Wei Zhi was busy in the kitchen. As soon as he took out the potatoes soaked in water, he heard a crisp voice: "What is this?"

Hearing the sound, Wei Zhi turned his head to look over and saw a four or five-year-old girl in a double bun standing next to him, looking seriously at the potatoes in the barrel.

Wei Zhi has never seen this child before, who is this?

When the child saw that Wei Zhi was silent, he looked at Wei Zhi and asked again: "What is this?"

Wei Zhi said, "Potatoes."

"Potatoes? Why are potatoes like this?"

Wei Zhi said: "Because it was ground."

The child nodded: "So that's it."

Wei Zhidao: "What's your name? Who is it?"

The child said: "My name is Xu Gui."

Xu Gui?

Surname Xu?Does that have something to do with the shopkeeper?
Wei Zhi said: "Master Xu is your father?"

Xu Gui nodded and said, "Yes."

Wei Zhi hummed, but said nothing more.

Xu Gui watched Wei Zhi put the potato chips aside, then went to pick up the basket and said, "Are you going to pour it? Let me help you."

Wei Zhi said: "If it doesn't fall down, put it there first and take it out to dry in the sun tomorrow. It will still be useful."

Xu Gui nodded: "Okay."

Xu Gui is very diligent and always wants to help Wei Zhi, Wei Zhi can't laugh or cry, let her stay, Xu Gui just sat on the bench and watched Wei Zhi light up the fire, watching, she suddenly recited a thousand words Text: "Heaven and earth are mysterious and yellow, the universe is prehistoric, the sun and the moon are full and bright, the days and nights are arranged, the cold comes and the summer goes, autumn and winter are collected, no, autumn harvest and winter are stored, the remaining yú becomes old, the rhythm and the sun are adjusted, the clouds cause rain, and the dew Formed into frost, gold produces Lishui, jade comes out of Kungang, the sword is called Juque, the pearl is called night light, the fruit is precious, Li Nai nài, the vegetable is heavy mustard ginger, the sea is salty and the river is fresh, the scales are latent and the feathers are soaring, the dragon master fire emperor, the bird official The emperor, who began to make characters, was dressed in clothes, and promoted the position to give up the country, such as Yu Tao Tang..."

Although he recited mistakes from time to time, Xu Gui slowly recited them all, but when he recited Zuo Da Chengming, he didn't recite the next ones. I don't know if he forgot or didn't learn.

Wei Zhi started to roll out the dough, Xu Gui said, "I can light a fire."

"You know how?" Wei Zhi said.

Xu Gui nodded and said, "Yes."

Wei Zhi didn't say anything, Xu Gui said, "Can I watch the fire?"

Hearing this, Wei Zhi said, "Then be careful."

Xu Gui said: "Okay."

Wei Zhi was going to make river shrimp noodles. After rolling out the noodles, he put them on the chopping board. Wei Zhi put the river shrimps into the pot and cooked them first.

The firewood was burning, Xu Gui stood beside the pot and asked, "What is this?"

Wei Zhi said, "River shrimp."

Xu Gui: "River shrimp? So it's called river shrimp."

Seeing Xu Gui, Wei Zhi thought of Aning, felt inexplicable, and said, "Yes."

Seeing that Wei Zhi put the lid on the pot, Xu Gui went on to look at the fire. After watching, she suddenly asked, "What's your name?"

Wei Zhi said: "My name is Wei Zhi."

Xu Gui: "Wei Zhi?"

Wei Zhi: "Yes."

After knowing Wei Zhi's name, Xu Gui asked: "Wei Zhi, do you know what Tiandi Xuanhuang means? The Thousand-Character Classic that my husband just taught me today hasn't told me what it means yet."

Hearing this, Wei Zhi said, "Didn't you ask Mr.?"

Xu Gui shook his head and said: "I haven't asked my husband yet. My grandmother had something to do at home, so she called my mother away. My father took me to the inn, and my husband also went home. But I want to know, what happened to my father?" They don’t have time, and Hulu and the others don’t know the Thousand-Character Classic.”

Speaking of which, Xu Gui felt a little lost.

Seeing her appearance, Wei Zhi said, "I know."

Xu Gui's eyes lit up: "You know?!"

Wei Zhi nodded: "Well, Tiandi Xuanhuang means that the color of the sky is black and the color of the earth is yellow."

Hearing this, Xu Gui looked at the sky outside the window, it was indeed mysterious, but: "But the sky is blue during the daytime."

Wei Zhi said, "But it's dark at night, right?"

Xu Gui thought for a while and said, "Yes, so the person who said this sentence said it at night?"

Wei Zhi paused, and said, "Well, it should be like this."

Xu Gui asked again: "Then what does the universe mean?"

When Wei Zhi heard this, sweat dripped from the back of his head, what is the universe?Who can make it clear?The universe is a very magical existence. No matter what era it is, no one can give a specific and accurate explanation.

So Wei Zhi said: "The universe, the universe is a very magical existence, and the prehistoric era is also a very magical chaotic and ignorant existence. They are both very magical existences, yes."

Xu Gui couldn't understand: "What kind of magical existence is the universe?"

The corner of Wei Zhi's mouth twitched, his head ached and he said, "In short, it's just a very magical existence."

Xu Guixiao frowned, and still didn't understand, but it seemed that Wei Zhi could only stop here, so she asked again: "What does the sun and the moon prosper mean?"

This answer is much better than the prehistoric universe, Wei Zhi said: "The sun and the moon are full and full, which means that the sun is straight and oblique, and the moon is full and round."

Xu Gui understood Wei Zhi's words this time, and she said, "What does Chen Su lie Zhang mean?"

Wei Zhi said: "Chen Su Lie Zhang means that the stars are all over the boundless space."

Xu Gui: "What is space?"

Wei Zhi was sweating on the back of his head. How do you say this? Wei Zhi said: "Space refers to the cosmic space beyond the earth's atmosphere, and the entire space beyond the atmospheric space."

This is the only answer.

Xu Gui: "What is the atmosphere? What is space? What is the earth?"

Wei Zhi remained expressionless, "6, do you know what it is?"

System 6: [Boss host, according to my search, you can answer this way, the atmosphere is the outermost layer of gas in the outer circle of the earth, it surrounds the ocean and land.... 】

Wei Zhi: "Stop."

"You said this, and she came up with a hundred more reasons why."

System 6 thought about it, and it seemed possible, so he said: [Boss host, you can just tell her that the atmosphere is wind, space is time, and the earth is the land under our feet. 】

Wei Zhi felt that this was okay, so he looked at Xu Gui and said, "The atmosphere is the wind, the space is the time, and the earth is the land under our feet."

Xu Gui nodded, "So that's what it means."

Wei Zhi said, "Yes."

Xu Gui asked Wei Zhi one by one about the thousand-character text. Wei Zhi explained to her while rolling out the noodles. After a while, Wei Zhi frowned and paused. Unknowingly, he became her teacher?

"Wei Zhi, I know what Mingfeng is in the bamboo. Mingfeng is in the bamboo is a fire phoenix singing on a bamboo, right?" Xu Gui looked at Wei Zhi and said.

Hearing this, Wei Zhi shook his head and said, "No, Ming Feng Zai Zhu means a phoenix singing joyfully in the bamboo forest, not a fire phoenix."

Xu Guidao: "How do you know it's not the Fire Phoenix?"

Wei Zhi said: "Fire Phoenix will burn the bamboo forest."

System 6 doesn't know what to say.

Xu Gui believed it: "So it's like this, the phoenix can't sing in the bamboo forest when the bamboo forest is burned."

Wei Zhi nodded and said, "Yes."

Xu Gui: "That's why Phoenix put away the fire."

Wei Zhi hummed, and said, "You can say that."

Xu Gui suddenly asked: "Wei Zhi, have you seen a fairy? Have you seen a phoenix?"

Wei Zhi shook his head and said, "I haven't seen it before."

Phoenix?There can be no real Phoenix.Immortal?It can't really be.

Xu Gui frowned and said, "Haven't you seen it?"

Wei Zhi said: "I haven't seen it, no one should have seen Phoenix and Immortal."

Xu Gui shook his head and said, "Someone has seen it."

Wei Zhi said: "Who has seen it?"

Xu Gui said, "I don't know."

Sweat dripped from the back of Wei Zhi's head, and he said, "There will be no phoenix and immortals."

Xu Gui: "Why are there no phoenixes and immortals?"

Wei Zhi said, "I don't know."

Xu Gui thought for a while, looked at Wei Zhi and asked, "Is it true that immortals step on phoenixes?"

When Wei Zhi saw her asking himself, the corner of his mouth twitched, is the immortal stepping on the phoenix?How could a fairy step on a phoenix?Why did the immortal step on the phoenix?All right, there are some stories in the scriptures, and the imagination of the ancients should not be underestimated. After all, many myths are passed down by the ancients.

Wei Zhi didn't answer but asked instead: "Who told you that immortals would step on phoenixes?"

Xu Gui said: "My father said so."

Shopkeeper Xu?Sweat dripped from the back of Wei Zhi's head, and he didn't know what to say.

Xu Guidao: "Don't immortals step on phoenixes?"

Wei Zhi said honestly, "I don't know about that either."

Xu Gui asked earnestly, "Hasn't Wei Zhi heard of it?"

Wei Zhi shook his head and said, "I haven't heard of it."

Xu Gui: "Where are the immortals? Wei Zhi has never seen an immortal? Really?"

Wei Zhi said: "I really haven't seen it before."

I have seen ghosts, but not in this world.

Xu Guidao: "Then do you think the immortal will step on the phoenix?"

Wei Zhi's eyelids twitched, not only whether the immortal would step on the phoenix, but mainly why the immortal must step on the phoenix?Shopkeeper Xu also heard what others said?Or read some story books?Or was it just made up casually for Xu Gui to hear?
Wei Zhi said: "I think the immortal should not have stepped on anything."

Xu Gui frowned and said, "The Immortal didn't step on anything? Does the Immortal fly in the clouds and mist?"

This misty one is relatively reliable. Wei Zhi nodded and said: "Well, immortals come in the clouds and mist."

Xu Gui listened, lowered his head and thought for a while, and then said: "Is it true that immortals don't step on dragons or cranes?"

Wei Zhi was running out of patience and said, "Yes."

Xu Gui asked: "Wei Zhi, is there really no Phoenix?"

Wei Zhi said: "No."

Xu Gui: "Where is the crane? There are no cranes either?"

Wei Zhi: "No, there are no cranes or dragons."

Xu Gui asked: "Is it true that there are only clouds and fog around the immortal?"

Wei Zhi really didn't know, so he nodded casually.

Xu Gui murmured: "Immortals don't step on phoenixes, there are no dragons, and there are no cranes. Immortals only have clouds and fog, but daddy said, daddy said that immortals must have divine beasts by their side. Why did Wei Zhi say that immortals don't?" Would he bring a phoenix instead of a dragon and a crane? Why did the immortals Wei Zhi met only have clouds and fog? Could it be that the phoenix didn’t like that immortal? Or did that immortal actually have a phoenix and a crane? , but he didn't bring the phoenix and the crane, the immortal only brought the cloud and the fog?"

Wei Zhi: I don't know, I have never seen a fairy.

Xu Gui continued: "Father saw immortals stepping on phoenixes, and Wei Zhi saw immortals riding clouds and fog. Are immortals different? Are there many immortals? Also, immortals really have phoenixes and cranes, so why not How about taking them? Are the phoenixes and cranes sick? But are the beasts really sick? Even if they are sick, it’s impossible for all of them to be sick, right? Wei Zhi, don’t you think so?”

Wei Zhi said expressionlessly, "I've never seen a fairy, so I don't know."

Xu Gui said, "Have you seen Wei Zhi?"

Wei Zhi said: "I just said that I haven't seen it before."

Xu Guidao: "Okay, then do you think there is only one immortal in this world or are there many immortals?"

Wei Zhi really didn't want to talk about immortals with her, so why did he bring up the topic of immortals after he memorized the thousand-character prose?Wei Zhi put down his rolling pin and said, "I don't think there should be immortals in this world, but if there are immortals, it's impossible for there to be only one immortal."

Xu Gui listened carefully and thought it made sense, so he nodded and said: "That is to say, some immortals ride the clouds and ride the fog, and some immortals have cranes and phoenixes. There must be no immortals who have cranes and phoenixes without cranes and phoenixes." The spell is high, I really want to see what a fairy looks like? Wei Zhi, what do you think a fairy looks like?"

Wei Zhi said, "Shall I teach you to recite the next thousand-character prose?"

Xu Gui said: "Okay."

Wei Zhi recited the Thousand-Character Essay to Xu Gui, she finally calmed down, Wei Zhi heaved a sigh of relief, and finally rolled out the noodles, the river prawns were cooked, took them out and put them aside, Wei Zhi put the noodles into the pot When the noodles were cooked, the seasoning was started, and when the side dishes were ready, Xu Gui watched carefully from the side. When the shopkeeper Xu came over, he saw Xu Gui standing by the pot, and said sternly: "Don't disturb Mr. Wei to cook. vegetable."

Xu Gui said: "I didn't bother you."

Shopkeeper Xu saw that Wei Zhi didn't say anything, so he told Xu Gui to stay away. Wei Zhi said, "Shopkeeper Xu, you can eat now."

"Hey, good." Shopkeeper Xu called the gourd over.

Xu Gui reached out to serve the noodles, but Shopkeeper Xu took him away.

Hulu came over, saw two types of noodles, didn't ask anything, and went out first, Wei Zhi also went out, each person had two servings of noodles, everyone hesitantly dropped their chopsticks, after tasting, Hulu and the shopkeeper looked at Wei Zhi very surprised.

"Young Master Wei, what is this bowl of noodles made of?" Shopkeeper Xu asked.

Gourd also wants to ask.

Wei Zhi said: "This bowl of noodles is made of buckwheat noodles, bean noodles, oat noodles, and sweet potato noodles, and this bowl of noodles is made of potatoes."

Hearing Wei Zhi's words, shopkeeper Xu looked at the two bowls of noodles in front of him, and couldn't believe it. They were actually made of grains like buckwheat noodles, bean noodles, and oat noodles?What other sweet potato noodles?

(End of this chapter)