The fast travel system always kills me

Chapter 236

Hearing Wu Zai's words, before Wei Zhi could speak, Hu Zi said, "Impossible, it must be a pot, it cannot be an alchemy furnace."

Wu Zai asked, "Why is it impossible?"

Huzi said: "My father said that the alchemy furnace is bigger than the house, and it's as heavy as a mountain. How can Xie Fei move it?"

Wu Zai said: "Xie Fei is a Taoist priest, maybe he used magic to move it."

Huzi said: "Impossible. If Xie Fei used magic to move the alchemy furnace, why would he still be afraid that others would steal his pot? And still say that he is the envoy of the Emperor of Heaven?"

Wu Zai said: "Perhaps Xie Fei bought a small alchemy furnace, which can be moved."

Huzi frowned and said, "Have you ever seen a small alchemy furnace?"

Wu Zai shook his head: "No."

Hu Zi said: "So it must not be an alchemy furnace."

Wu Zai asked: "Have you seen the alchemy furnace?"

Huzi said, "No."

Wu Zai: "Then how are you sure that the alchemy furnace cannot be moved by one person?"

Huzi said: "My father said, it must be so."

Wu Zai said: "I think it's a small alchemy furnace."

The two seemed to be at odds, and Wei Zhi dripped sweat from the back of his head, and said, "Okay, I'm still reading the book."

Hu Zi and Wu Zai hurriedly said, "Read!"

Wei Zhi said, "Maybe there is a pot that can make alchemy."

Wu Zai and Hu Zi heard this and said, "Brother is right!"

Wei Zhi twitched the corner of his mouth, coughed, and continued to open the book: "Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty was on his east tour. Before he left Hangu Pass, he was blocked by a monster. The monster was several feet tall, like a cow, with blue eyes. Four feet were stuck in the soil, although they were walking but did not move. The officials were shocked and afraid. Dongfang Shuo came out and asked to pour wine on it. After pouring dozens of hu wine, the monster disappeared. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty asked Dongfang Shuo what happened Because of what, Dongfang Shuo said that the name of this monster was Zing, and it was born of sorrowful grievances. This must be the location of the Qin State Prison. He also said that if it is not the location of the prison, then it must be the place where the prisoners live. It is used to forget sorrow, so it can be driven away, and Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty said Dongfang Shuo was a well-informed talent."

After listening to Wei Zhi's words, Wu Zai asked, "What does suffering look like?"

Wei Zhi said: "Didn't you say it just now, like a cow."

Wu Zai said, "Have you seen Wei Zhi?"

Wei Zhi said: "No."

Huzi said, "Didn't Wei Zhi see it with his own eyes?"

Wei Zhi said, "I haven't seen it with my own eyes."

How could I have seen it with my own eyes?

Huzi asked, "Have you ever seen the bronze?"

Wu Zai nodded and said, "It's possible."

Huzi said, "I've seen Bronze before, why hasn't Wei Zhi seen it?"

Wei Zhi said, "Why do I have to meet?"

Huzi said: "Because Wei Zhi has traveled all over the world?"

Wei Zhi nodded: "That's right."

Huzi said: "Yes, but why hasn't Wei Zhi seen trouble? Hasn't Wei Zhi seen trouble in his travels? I heard that bronze has traveled all over the world, and bronze has seen it. Why hasn't Wei Zhi, who also traveled the world, seen it?"

Wei Zhi listened and then reacted: "Wait a minute, how do you know that Bronze has seen it?"

Wu Zai said, "We don't know."

Wei Zhi asked: "Bronze told you?"

Wu Zai and others shook their heads, Wei Zhi said: "Then how do you know that you have seen Bronze? You may not have seen Bronze, no, you must have never seen Bronze, because it is impossible to have a disease."

Huzi: "Why can't there be suffering?"

Wei Zhi said: "Because monsters and gods are fake."

Wu Zai said: "How does Wei Zhi know it's a fake? My father told me that there are gods standing three feet above your head. Wei Zhi, you also said it. Why do you say there are no monsters and gods?"

Hu Zi also nodded and said, "That's right, monsters and gods are not fake, otherwise why would there be Taoists?"

Wei Zhi always felt something was wrong, "Who has seen monsters and gods?"

Hu Zi, Wu Zai and others shook their heads: "We haven't seen it, but someone has."

Wei Zhi asked, "Who has seen it?"

Huzi said: "My father said someone has seen it."

Wu Zai said: "It is rumored that someone has seen it."

Wei Zhi said: "The rumors are usually false."

Wu Zai said: "But if there is no such thing, why are there rumors?"

Wei Zhi said: "This, because the people who rumored it were doing it for a stunt."

Huzi said, "What's a gimmick?"

Wei Zhi said: "It's almost fame."

Huzi: "Fame?"

Wei Zhi said: "Yes."

Wu Zai said, "Who is Dongfang Shuo?"

Wei Zhi finally changed his mind and said, "Dongfang Shuo is the Vice Minister of the Western Han Dynasty."

"Is the official appointed by the imperial court in the Western Han Dynasty?"

Wei Zhi said: "That's right."

Huzi said, "Is he a general?"

Wei Zhi said: "He is a civil servant."

After hearing this, Huzi said, "Wenchen? Then how does he know about suffering? He also knows how to drive away suffering with wine?"

Wu Zai said: "The civil servants can't know the troubles? The civil servants are more likely to know the troubles, because the civil servants are well-educated and know everything."

Huzi said: "No, military generals know everything. Military generals guard the border all year round and know everything."

Wu Zai said: "It's not a general, it's a civil servant."

Huzi: "It's a general."

Wu Zai: "Wenchen."

Huzi: "General!"

Wu Zai: "Wen Chen!"

Sweat dripped from the back of Wei Zhi's head, when Ye Ling spoke: "Wei Zhi, can wine really drive away sorrow?"

Hearing this, Wei Zhi said, "Actually, it can't."

Ye Ling said: "Then why Dongfang Shuo said that it can drive away sorrow?"

Wei Zhi said: "This, it may be a coincidence, that monster is afraid of alcohol."

Ye Ling nodded and said, "I also think wine can't drive away sorrow."

Wu Zai and Huzi stopped arguing, and they looked at Wei Zhi with some displeasure.

Wei Zhi went on to read and said: "Liangfu in the Eastern Han Dynasty, styled Hanru, was born in Xindu County, Guanghan County. When he was young, he served as an official. The officials of the county and the county did not dare to do anything. One summer there was a severe drought, and the prefect prayed for rain in the yard, but the rain did not fall. Liang Fu went out to pray to the mountains and rivers as a five-official yuàn. He said that he was the leader of Guanghan County. Minister, you can't persuade the prefect to correct his mistakes, accept honest advice, recommend talents, and maintain the relationship with the people, so that the world is blocked, everything is dry, and there is no place to appeal. Exposure to the sun, he even sent himself to apologize to the heavens and pray for the blessings of the people. The eunuch's sincerity and earnestness failed to move the heavens, so Rang Fu swore that if it didn't rain by noon, he would apologize to the heavens, so he piled up firewood. When the clouds and mists in the sky rose and it rained heavily, the world praised Rangfu's extreme sincerity."

"Wait a minute!" Hu Zi said.

Wei Zhi looked at him: "What's wrong?"

Huzi said, "What is Liang Fu doing with the firewood?"

Wei Zhi said: "Kill yourself."

Hu Zi widened his eyes: "What?"

Wu Zai said, "Is the rain really related to Liang Fu?"

Wei Zhi shook his head and said, "I don't know."

Wu Zai said: "Is the prefect really wrong?"

Wei Zhi said, "I don't know either."

Huzi said, "How could Wei Zhi not know?"

Wei Zhi said, "I don't know everything either."

Huzi asked: "Does Bronze know everything? You don't know, will Bronze know? Maybe Bronze knows about Liangfu, because Liangfu is a good person."

Wei Zhi said: "I don't know if Bronze knows."

Wu Zai looked at Hu Zi and said, "How do you know that Liang Fu is a good person?"

Huzi said, "Because he begged for rain."

Wu Zai said: "But the rain is not necessarily because of him."

Huzi said: "Even if the rain is not related to Liang Fu, can't Liang Fu be a good person?"

Seeming to make sense, Wu Zai didn't say anything, looked at Wei Zhi and said, "Isn't the prefect a good man?"

Wei Zhi said: "Why do you say that?"

Wu Zai said: "If the prefect is a good person, Guanghan County will not be dry."

Wei Zhi said: "This is not a matter of good people and bad people. Even if the prefect is a good person, the world will still be how it should be."

Wu Zai said: "Then why have bad kings become subjugated kings since ancient times?"

The corner of Wei Zhi's mouth twitched, how do you say this?
After thinking about it, Wei Zhi said, "The prefect is not a king."

Wu Zai said: "But the prefect is the same as the king, guarding one side."

Wei Zhidao: "Even if this is the same, everything else is different. If the governor is not good, he can be replaced by a good minister, but if the king is not good, he cannot be replaced casually."

Huzi: "Why?"

Wei Zhi said: "Because the prefect is to guard one side, but the king is to guard the world."

Huzi said: "I understand, the king is more important than the prefect."

Wu Zai glanced at Huzi and said, "Who doesn't know that the king is more powerful than the prefect?"

Huzi said, "What do you want to say?"

Wu Zai said: "Nothing."

Huzi didn't like Wu Zai very much.

Wei Zhi said: "Even if the prefect is really not a good person, if it doesn't rain, it won't have anything to do with him."

Wu Zai said: "Why?"

Wei Zhi said: "Because the prefect is too insignificant to the world."

Wu Zai said: "I don't understand."

Wei Zhi stopped talking.

Ye Ling said: "If it doesn't rain, will Rang Fu really commit suicide?"

Wei Zhi said: "It should."

Ye Ling said: "Why? Isn't he afraid of death?"

Wei Zhi said: "There is no one who is not afraid of death."

Ye Ling: "Then why did you commit suicide?"

Wei Zhi said: "This is very complicated, let's continue reading."

Ye Ling frowned and said nothing.

Wei Zhi continued: "In the time of Wu, Ge Zuo was the prefect of Hengyang. There was a big cha in the county, which could be a monster. The people built temples, traveled and prayed. , Zuo will go to the government, but he will go to the government with a big axe, and the people will be tired. Tomorrow, when it comes, at night, I will hear someone's voice in the river, and I will look at it, and then I will move it. In order to overcome the trouble, the people of Hengyang erected a monument for Zuo, saying that Zhengde prays for relief, and the sacred tree is moved."

After finishing speaking, Wei Zhi looked at Wu Zai and the others, and said, "What do you mean?"

Wu Zai said: "Wu Shi? Is it a person's name?"

Wei Zhi shook his head: "No."

Huzi said, "I know!"

Wei Zhi looked at him: "Well, you tell me."

Huzi said: "The eunuch saw the monster, and led the people to chase the monster away."

Wei Zhi said: "It's still worse."

Liu Fengcheng said: "Ge Zuo, Governor of Hengyang?"

Wei Zhi nodded and said, "Yes."

Zhang Fengdao: "I don't know."

Ye Ling also shook her head: "I don't know either."

Wu Zai said, "Wei Zhi, tell me."

Wei Zhi said: "Ge Zuo of the state of Wu is the prefect of Hengyang County. In Hengyang County, there is a raft that can behave mischievously across the river. Therefore, the people built a temple for this raft by the river to worship it. The raft sank. He floated up and destroyed the passing ships. When Ge Zuo left his post, he prepared an ax to get rid of this scourge. He went to chop the raft the next day, but the day before people heard the voice of someone in the river, they went to see it, but found the raft He actually floated down the river for a few miles and stayed in the bend of the river. Since then, the boats crossing the river have been safe. The people of Hengyang County erected a monument for Ge Zuo. was removed."

Hearing this, Wu Zai and others were stunned, and Hu Zi asked, "The raft has become a monster?"

Wei Zhi nodded: "That's right."

Huzi said, "How did it become a monster?"

Wei Zhi said: "If I knew, I wouldn't be here."

Huzi said, "Could it not be a raft at all?"

Wei Zhi said: "What is that?"

Huzi said, "It's a fish that turned into a raft."

Wu Zai said: "Impossible."

"Why not?"

"Why do fish become rafts?"

"Because it is afraid of being captured by Taoist priests."

"If you turn into a raft, you won't be captured by Taoist priests?"

"Of course not, the prefect drove him away."

"That's the raft monster, it can't be a fish."

"how do you know?"

"I just know it."

Wei Zhi didn't know what to say when he heard what the two said, Ye Ling said, "Stop talking."

Liu Fengcheng and Zhang Feng did not speak.

"Wei Zhi, do you think it's a fish?"

"Wei Zhi, it must not be a fish, right?"

Hu Zi and Wu Zai looked at Wei Zhi and asked.

Wei Zhi said, "I don't know."

Hu Zi said: "Wu Zai! What do you mean!"

Wu Zai said: "I just want to ask you!"

Wei Zhi said: "Wait a minute, let's move on to this question, now let's read the next one."

Wu Zai said: "No! It must be clearly stated whether it is a fish or a raft."

Wei Zhi's eyelids twitched.

Ye Ling said, "What's the relationship between fish and rafts?"

Hu Zi said: "Of course it is related! Wei Zhi! You must know! Are you saying it is a fish?"

Wei Zhi looked at him, did he wish he could say it was a fish?
Ye Ling said: "Wei Zhi doesn't know either."

Liu Fengcheng and Zhang Fengdao: "You can wait for Bronze to come and ask Bronze."

Wu Zai said: "You don't know about Bronze either?"

Wei Zhi said: "I don't even know about bronze, and it's even more impossible for me to know."

Wu Zai said: "Wei Zhi must know!"

Wei Zhi was silent.

Huzi said, "It must be a fish."

Wu Zai said, "It's not a fish."

Ye Ling looked at the two of them, not knowing what to say. In fact, the two of them had a very good relationship, but they seemed to be at odds right now.

Huzi said: "Brother, tell Wu Zai that it must be a fish and not a raft, and the raft cannot be a monster."

Wei Zhi said, "It's neither a raft nor a fish."

Huzi: "Impossible!"

Wu Zai: "Impossible!"

Wei Zhi: "Why?"

Huzi: "Grass and trees will not become monsters."

Wu Zai said: "Grass and trees can turn into monsters, how do you know they can't? My father said it! Everything in the world has spirits."

Huzi said: "But my father said that it is impossible for grass and trees to become monsters."

Wu Zai said: "Then your father made a mistake."

Huzi said: "Your father is wrong!"

Wu Zai: "Your father was wrong!"

Huzi: "Your father was wrong! My father can't be wrong!"

As they spoke, the two stared at each other, as if they were about to kill each other.

(End of this chapter)