Quickly put on my sick hero
Chapter 151
Chapter 151
"You kid, come down as a teacher! If you dare to drink flower wine secretly, see if I don't smash your ass!"
A monk in patchwork clothes with a shining head, holding a stick, threatened the boy in the tree fiercely.Between the words, there is no appearance of being a teacher at all.
"I don't, how delicious flower wine is. Master, you should try it too." After finishing speaking, the boy threw down a bottle of wine.
But for a moment, the master and the apprentice were already drunk.
"Master, why can't you drink alcohol when you are a monk?" The child tried to open his eyes wide, because his cheeks were red because of drunkenness, and he was asking stupidly.
"The Buddha said the Five Precepts, that is, no drinking, no killing, no stealing, no adultery, no lying..."
"Why are so many people not allowed to be a monk...then I don't want to be a monk anymore."
The child's childish words made the old monk laugh, "Then tell me, if you don't become a monk, what will you do in the future?"
"I want to be a grand thief, drink the best wine, marry the most beautiful beauties... I will bring them back for you to see when the time comes!"
Many years later, the childhood jokes have come true...
……
The garden used to be quiet on summer nights, with the occasional whisper of summer cicadas accompanied by the gentle summer breeze, but today seemed a little unusual.
"Boom!" It sounded like a window was being smashed open.This sound is especially harsh on a quiet summer night.
Luo Jiu got up to check, but unexpectedly, a maid's voice came from the door.
"Miss, there was a thief in the mansion tonight, nothing happened to you, right?"
Luo Jiu pondered for a moment, smiled, and said softly, "I'm fine, have the thieves caught me? Be careful."
The servant girl responded, and then went away, and the room returned to silence.
A pair of white embroidered shoes appeared under the bed, and the owner of the shoes slowly knelt down and asked curiously, "Are you hiding here?"
It has been three days since Luo Jiu came to this world. Just now, she received a reminder from the system that it was the male protagonist of this world who broke through the window.
And her mission is to accept these merciless sluts and defend world peace.
A hand stretched out from the darkness and grabbed the woman's neck accurately.Because of the momentum, the man lay on Luo Jiu's body, laughed in a low voice and said:
"Just pretend you didn't hear it. Miss, aren't you afraid of being robbed of your wealth and sex?"
When Luo Jiu heard this, she smiled softly, "But I saved you."
Previously Xiao Zhuo was concentrating on perceiving the outside world, at this moment he looked at the woman below him with some surprise, his tone was quite courageous without a hint of panic.
The eldest lady of the Luo family, a girl who has not yet left the court.Being pinned down by a man, with his life in the hands of others, he didn't show any panic at all, but calmly talked to a bandit. It was really interesting.
According to rumors from the outside world, Miss Luo's family has the appearance of heaven and man, but unfortunately she is blind, blindfolded with white silk all year round, hiding in the deep boudoir, illiterate, and extremely weak.
It seems that the rumors are just rumors, so don’t believe them all.
The woman below was wearing a white gauze dress, her vermilion lips curled up.The white gauze could cover her eyes, but it couldn't hide the brilliance and beauty of her face, instead it cast a mysterious color that seemed close and distant.
"So what? As a thief, I failed to steal your father's treasure today. If I could get a kiss from Miss Luo, I would not have come here in vain."
The hand holding Luo Jiu's neck loosened, and instead raised her chin with his hand, looking at her carefully.
"Miss Luo Jiu really deserves to be the most beautiful woman in Nanliang. She is so beautiful even when she is blindfolded. I really don't know what kind of moving posture she has when she lifts the white gauze..."
It was too late to say it, Xiao Zhuo took advantage of Luo Jiu's inattention, and tore off her mysterious eye veil.
Under the eye sockets, the eyes that should have been black and bright, with tiny spots of light shining, were replaced by a pair of white pupils, gray and white, without any color, as if someone had taken away the soul.
Such a pair of eyes were placed on Luo Jiu, who had a stunning and worldly appearance, which made people have to lament the fairness of the Creator.
Given your rare appearance in the world, it is bound to take away your medium of viewing the world. From then on, your world is only left with vague shadows and constant suspicion of foreign objects.
Xiao Zhuo held the white silk that he had taken off, and rarely spoke.The air was deadly still.
"Why don't you talk?" Luo Jiu pushed him away and stood up.Although she couldn't see him, Luo Jiu seemed to be able to sense where he was, and a pair of white pupils were caught off guard in front of him.
"Do you think my eyes are scary?"
Xiao Zuo frowned and subconsciously wanted to explain.
"It's okay, everyone who sees my eyes has this expression."
Luo Jiu pretended not to care and said.Having experienced two worlds, Luo Jiu already knows how to use her appearance and weakness to arouse men's sympathy.
A double-blind naive young lady who was raised in a deep boudoir and hated by others is the best weapon to make a man let go of his guard.
She hooked her lips into a smile, and slowly groped towards Xiao Zhuo.Grabbing his clothes, she looked up at him with those white eyes.
"So, are you afraid of my eyes too?"
Luo Jiu was a little shorter than Xiao Zhuo, so that when he raised his head, it just touched Xiao Zhuo's chin.The atmosphere instantly became ambiguous.
Xiao Zhuo raised his hand, tapped her forehead lightly, and said with an evil smile, "Want to know? I'll tell you next time."
After finishing speaking, ignoring Luo Jiu who was stunned in place, she hurried towards the window and disappeared in an instant.
The moment Xiao Zhuo disappeared, the door of the house was pushed open from the outside.
The person who came was a beautiful woman in gorgeous clothes.The originally pretty bright face was diluted a bit by the lingering ridicule in her heart.
"Oh, my eldest lady, you are sitting here in the middle of the night drinking tea."
The words that the woman opened her mouth were so sharp and mean, and the words were full of malice.
"You'd better go to bed and lie down quickly, or if your weak body gets sick again, the master will say that I, as an old lady, don't take good care of you. Then I will really die unjustly."
Luo Jiu frowned, thinking that the woman in front of her was the original body's stepmother, Mrs. Jin.But the system of this world didn't know what was going on, so it gave a little information about the relationship between the characters, but nothing about the plot.
Luo Jiu tapped the teacup lightly with her index finger. For the time being, it's better to stay still.Look at the original owner's stepmother, coming here in the middle of the night, what kind of plan is she playing.
"Madam, I'm afraid I don't have time to care about this foxy girl today."
Another voice came from Luo Jiu's ear, presumably it was Mrs. Jin's personal servant girl.
"Giggle...you're right."
Madam Jin covered her mouth and smiled, her voice was loud and sharp.She walked up to Luo Jiu slowly and step by step, her eyes flashed coldly, and a hand covered with Kodan squeezed Luo Jiu's chin fiercely.
She looked at this face, which had the appearance of a country and a city, but it happened to be the daughter she hated the most.
As a mother, with a charming face, before she died, she even lured the master to promote her as his wife.Even the daughter who stayed behind followed her.
She can't see with her eyes, but she has a face, which is useless at all, but she still tricks the master into offering her as an ancestor, and she is not deducted half a cent for food and clothing.
As for me, I gave birth to a son and a daughter for him, but only got the title of a head wife with no real power. It was really funny. How could I not hate this.
The more Jin thought about it, the more angry she became. Her slender fingers slowly slid across her fair and tender cheeks, leaving a long red mark.
Luo Jiu felt the pain, so she slapped her hand off her backhand, and asked in a cold voice, "Madam Jin wants to be lynched."
"What you said is quite new. As your mother, I teach you the rules. You are slandering your elders!"
"Hey!" Luo Jiu sneered, and continued:
"Teach me the rules? Are you worthy too?"
(End of this chapter)
"You kid, come down as a teacher! If you dare to drink flower wine secretly, see if I don't smash your ass!"
A monk in patchwork clothes with a shining head, holding a stick, threatened the boy in the tree fiercely.Between the words, there is no appearance of being a teacher at all.
"I don't, how delicious flower wine is. Master, you should try it too." After finishing speaking, the boy threw down a bottle of wine.
But for a moment, the master and the apprentice were already drunk.
"Master, why can't you drink alcohol when you are a monk?" The child tried to open his eyes wide, because his cheeks were red because of drunkenness, and he was asking stupidly.
"The Buddha said the Five Precepts, that is, no drinking, no killing, no stealing, no adultery, no lying..."
"Why are so many people not allowed to be a monk...then I don't want to be a monk anymore."
The child's childish words made the old monk laugh, "Then tell me, if you don't become a monk, what will you do in the future?"
"I want to be a grand thief, drink the best wine, marry the most beautiful beauties... I will bring them back for you to see when the time comes!"
Many years later, the childhood jokes have come true...
……
The garden used to be quiet on summer nights, with the occasional whisper of summer cicadas accompanied by the gentle summer breeze, but today seemed a little unusual.
"Boom!" It sounded like a window was being smashed open.This sound is especially harsh on a quiet summer night.
Luo Jiu got up to check, but unexpectedly, a maid's voice came from the door.
"Miss, there was a thief in the mansion tonight, nothing happened to you, right?"
Luo Jiu pondered for a moment, smiled, and said softly, "I'm fine, have the thieves caught me? Be careful."
The servant girl responded, and then went away, and the room returned to silence.
A pair of white embroidered shoes appeared under the bed, and the owner of the shoes slowly knelt down and asked curiously, "Are you hiding here?"
It has been three days since Luo Jiu came to this world. Just now, she received a reminder from the system that it was the male protagonist of this world who broke through the window.
And her mission is to accept these merciless sluts and defend world peace.
A hand stretched out from the darkness and grabbed the woman's neck accurately.Because of the momentum, the man lay on Luo Jiu's body, laughed in a low voice and said:
"Just pretend you didn't hear it. Miss, aren't you afraid of being robbed of your wealth and sex?"
When Luo Jiu heard this, she smiled softly, "But I saved you."
Previously Xiao Zhuo was concentrating on perceiving the outside world, at this moment he looked at the woman below him with some surprise, his tone was quite courageous without a hint of panic.
The eldest lady of the Luo family, a girl who has not yet left the court.Being pinned down by a man, with his life in the hands of others, he didn't show any panic at all, but calmly talked to a bandit. It was really interesting.
According to rumors from the outside world, Miss Luo's family has the appearance of heaven and man, but unfortunately she is blind, blindfolded with white silk all year round, hiding in the deep boudoir, illiterate, and extremely weak.
It seems that the rumors are just rumors, so don’t believe them all.
The woman below was wearing a white gauze dress, her vermilion lips curled up.The white gauze could cover her eyes, but it couldn't hide the brilliance and beauty of her face, instead it cast a mysterious color that seemed close and distant.
"So what? As a thief, I failed to steal your father's treasure today. If I could get a kiss from Miss Luo, I would not have come here in vain."
The hand holding Luo Jiu's neck loosened, and instead raised her chin with his hand, looking at her carefully.
"Miss Luo Jiu really deserves to be the most beautiful woman in Nanliang. She is so beautiful even when she is blindfolded. I really don't know what kind of moving posture she has when she lifts the white gauze..."
It was too late to say it, Xiao Zhuo took advantage of Luo Jiu's inattention, and tore off her mysterious eye veil.
Under the eye sockets, the eyes that should have been black and bright, with tiny spots of light shining, were replaced by a pair of white pupils, gray and white, without any color, as if someone had taken away the soul.
Such a pair of eyes were placed on Luo Jiu, who had a stunning and worldly appearance, which made people have to lament the fairness of the Creator.
Given your rare appearance in the world, it is bound to take away your medium of viewing the world. From then on, your world is only left with vague shadows and constant suspicion of foreign objects.
Xiao Zhuo held the white silk that he had taken off, and rarely spoke.The air was deadly still.
"Why don't you talk?" Luo Jiu pushed him away and stood up.Although she couldn't see him, Luo Jiu seemed to be able to sense where he was, and a pair of white pupils were caught off guard in front of him.
"Do you think my eyes are scary?"
Xiao Zuo frowned and subconsciously wanted to explain.
"It's okay, everyone who sees my eyes has this expression."
Luo Jiu pretended not to care and said.Having experienced two worlds, Luo Jiu already knows how to use her appearance and weakness to arouse men's sympathy.
A double-blind naive young lady who was raised in a deep boudoir and hated by others is the best weapon to make a man let go of his guard.
She hooked her lips into a smile, and slowly groped towards Xiao Zhuo.Grabbing his clothes, she looked up at him with those white eyes.
"So, are you afraid of my eyes too?"
Luo Jiu was a little shorter than Xiao Zhuo, so that when he raised his head, it just touched Xiao Zhuo's chin.The atmosphere instantly became ambiguous.
Xiao Zhuo raised his hand, tapped her forehead lightly, and said with an evil smile, "Want to know? I'll tell you next time."
After finishing speaking, ignoring Luo Jiu who was stunned in place, she hurried towards the window and disappeared in an instant.
The moment Xiao Zhuo disappeared, the door of the house was pushed open from the outside.
The person who came was a beautiful woman in gorgeous clothes.The originally pretty bright face was diluted a bit by the lingering ridicule in her heart.
"Oh, my eldest lady, you are sitting here in the middle of the night drinking tea."
The words that the woman opened her mouth were so sharp and mean, and the words were full of malice.
"You'd better go to bed and lie down quickly, or if your weak body gets sick again, the master will say that I, as an old lady, don't take good care of you. Then I will really die unjustly."
Luo Jiu frowned, thinking that the woman in front of her was the original body's stepmother, Mrs. Jin.But the system of this world didn't know what was going on, so it gave a little information about the relationship between the characters, but nothing about the plot.
Luo Jiu tapped the teacup lightly with her index finger. For the time being, it's better to stay still.Look at the original owner's stepmother, coming here in the middle of the night, what kind of plan is she playing.
"Madam, I'm afraid I don't have time to care about this foxy girl today."
Another voice came from Luo Jiu's ear, presumably it was Mrs. Jin's personal servant girl.
"Giggle...you're right."
Madam Jin covered her mouth and smiled, her voice was loud and sharp.She walked up to Luo Jiu slowly and step by step, her eyes flashed coldly, and a hand covered with Kodan squeezed Luo Jiu's chin fiercely.
She looked at this face, which had the appearance of a country and a city, but it happened to be the daughter she hated the most.
As a mother, with a charming face, before she died, she even lured the master to promote her as his wife.Even the daughter who stayed behind followed her.
She can't see with her eyes, but she has a face, which is useless at all, but she still tricks the master into offering her as an ancestor, and she is not deducted half a cent for food and clothing.
As for me, I gave birth to a son and a daughter for him, but only got the title of a head wife with no real power. It was really funny. How could I not hate this.
The more Jin thought about it, the more angry she became. Her slender fingers slowly slid across her fair and tender cheeks, leaving a long red mark.
Luo Jiu felt the pain, so she slapped her hand off her backhand, and asked in a cold voice, "Madam Jin wants to be lynched."
"What you said is quite new. As your mother, I teach you the rules. You are slandering your elders!"
"Hey!" Luo Jiu sneered, and continued:
"Teach me the rules? Are you worthy too?"
(End of this chapter)
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