surrender villain

Chapter 96 Big brother, master has captured the goblin again! (9)

Unexpectedly, after leaving Cheng Nan, she would still only be cheated by her teammates.

At this time, it was already bright, and all the captured mice had run away, but the two of them still stayed here without making any progress.

"How about... we go back first?"

Sun Xiaowu blinked his eyes and said cautiously, Fan Xiaoxi pressed the center of his brows and rubbed, seeing his soft and cute appearance, he couldn't get angry: "It has to be like this."

He hurriedly called somersault cloud, Fan Xiaoxi sat on it right after him, the cloud soared into the sky and rushed towards the small farmyard.

Seeing that she was almost there, she stretched her neck lying on the clouds and suddenly shouted, "Little monkey, stop, stop, look at what it is!"

Sun Xiaowu was about to land, then paused in mid-air, looked towards the ground like Fan Xiaoxi, and immediately gasped.

Outside the barrier he set up in the yard, there were countless flirtatious things, which almost covered his golden defensive cover.

"I said where have all the fairies of Lingshan gone, and they are all here."

Fan Xiaoxi asked Sun Xiaowu to lower the clouds a little, so that he could clearly see these goblins waving small handkerchiefs and flying across their eyebrows.

Hu Jiaojiao meticulously painted a thick smoky makeup, and a group of little monsters with swaying tails and ears stood outside the barrier, headed by her, twisting Xiaoman|waist and yelling hard, "Elder Tang~~~Nujia belt Let the little sisters come to greet you~~~ You came out to meet me last time~~~"

Fan Xiaoxi jumped to the ground nimbly, rubbed his chin and sighed, "The ancient tree spirit still has some brains, if Tang Ser sees this scene, he won't be drunk and dreaming of dying in the gentle town."

A look of disgust flashed across Sun Xiaowu's delicate face, he clenched the golden cudgel in his hand and swung it with a sharp sound, twisted his delicate eyebrows and said coolly, "The demon spirit is soaring, let me go and drive them away. "

"Wait a minute!" Fan Xiaoxi quickly grabbed his back by the collar and stretched the child back to his side, stroked Sun Xiaowu's soft hair and comforted him: "They are all being used by others, let me go over and ask what kind of mirror it is. condition."

"Hey—how can you touch my hair casually!"

Sun Xiaowu suddenly reacted fiercely and slapped her hand away, covered his head and took a few steps back angrily, his white jade-like face was blushing enough to bleed, and a pair of wet black eyes stared at her accusingly.

"See what's wrong with touching you cute." Fan Xiaoxi was puzzled, and Sun Xiaowu clenched her delicate lips like an angry little daughter-in-law, "Stupid! Don't you know that women can't touch grown men's hair at will?"

"What kind of broken rules are you?" Besides, what kind of grown man are you, a radish head? The girl rolled her eyes nonchalantly, but then remembered another thing, "Is your master's curly hair natural or did you ask a hair stylist to do it on purpose?" ?”

Sun Xiaowu looked at her strangely, and was a little confused by Fan Xiaoxi's language, as if the little yellow chicken was not a monster here.

"He used to have straight hair, but last time Shituoling was caught by the Three Devils and thrown into a steamer for curling."

Fan Xiaoxi's normal walking gait suddenly sprained, what the hell, does this fucking work?

"Tutu, I've been looking for you everywhere, what are you doing here?" She sneaked into the crowd and quickly found the pair of long rabbit ears, and pulled the bunny girl in bikini to a relatively quiet place to communicate in a low voice.

Little Sister Tu held her little hand instead, her red eyes gleaming with excitement, "Mianmian! It was Grandpa Gushu who told everyone to welcome the eminent monk from Dongtu Great Tang, and whoever pleases Elder Tang , you can go to the Western Paradise with them to learn Buddhist scriptures and become a Buddha!"

Do you believe this kind of nonsense, that the ancient tree spirit will call you if such a good thing happens?None of Tang Ser's apprentices had backgrounds.

Fan Xiaoxi couldn't bear to see Miss Tu's frustrated expression, and he didn't expose the cruel truth, "Where is the ancient tree spirit now?"

Little Miss Tu had already resisted her disrespectful tone, and obediently said, "Grandpa Gu Shu is chatting with the two young masters on the other side." After she finished speaking, she looked down at her little finger, "We've been here for a while I didn't even see half of Elder Tang's shadow."

If you stay here until the afternoon, you will probably be able to see how funny he is.

Fan Xiaoxi patted her head subconsciously, and after a pause, he reached into Little Rabbit's ear and whispered, "Hey, do you know why we can't touch grown men's hair?"

When Little Rabbit heard this, her snow-white face was slightly shy, "Don't you know Mianmian? If a woman touches a grown man's hair, it means you like him spicy."

!!!

"This is too hasty." No wonder Sun Xiaowu jumped like he stepped on his tail, and there was such a meaning.

Fan Xiaoxi swallowed, "Then... it shouldn't matter if the other party is a child?"

"Of course it's okay for children." After getting the answer from Little Sister Tu, her hanging heart was completely let go, and she pinched White Rabbit's delicate pink cheeks: "Tutu, listen to my advice and go home." Well, it's no use howling here."

Little Rabbit still wanted to ask why, but Fan Xiaoxi had already gone to find the ancient tree spirit.

Inside the barrier, Zhu Xiaojie and Sha Xiaojing sat on a small bench with half a watermelon in their arms, listening to the tree demon bragging.

The ancient tree couldn't make progress, so he could only continue to speak earnestly outside the line, "We are sincerely here to welcome the holy monk, can the two masters invite the holy monk out so that everyone can communicate and communicate with each other?"

"Old man, last time we were in Baihuling, the Bone Demon turned into your appearance and took my master away." As a result, the master counterattacked after revealing the beautiful woman's real appearance, and almost lost her integrity. Xiao Jie didn't have the nerve to say it out.

"I'm a genuine gender male, and the Bone Demon is a female."

The ancient tree spirit almost collapsed, and this group of guys didn't want to get in. Didn't they agree that Tang Ser would not be able to walk when he saw a beautiful girl?Didn't it mean that Tang Ser's other two disciples were particularly easy to fool?How can the author lie?
I originally planned to invite them to Lingshan before Sun Xiaowu came back. With so many little monsters supporting his footsteps, as long as Tang Ser asked to stay as a guest at that time, even that capable monkey would have nothing to do.

The day of his catastrophe is imminent, and he must be foolproof.

If Tang Ser is trained into a pill to protect his body from the thunder disaster, he will be able to escape from the demon state from now on!

The scenery in the upper world is beautiful, and I am full of energy just thinking about it, and I feel that I can live at least another 5000 years!

Sun Xiaowu stood lazily with the Dinghaishen Needle on his elbows, looking at the tree demon with a crazy smile, and the corners of his lips curled into a cold arc.

"Hey, old man Gushu, since you are so sincere, why don't you give me the key to let you go."

Yin Qiqi's immature childish voice scared the ancient tree spirit enough, he quickly got up and bowed to him, but he wondered how long this stinky monkey had been here, "I have admired the majesty's demeanor for a long time, and I saw it today, as expected—"

He raised his head and saw Sun Xiaowu's true face, and after thinking for a long time, he managed to utter four words, "Unique."

　Cheng Nan: I'm so angry, why don't you let me out and wipe out these monsters!

　　The author smiles sweetly: After counting, there are probably two chapters left, anyway, no one called you out (shrugs and laughs)
　　
　
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