The host of fast travel always wants to blacken

Chapter 21 Escape from the Mountain (21)

Looking at the backs of the two, Yuan Yunke couldn't help laughing.

Just now she silently said 'every gamble must win' in her heart, and she found a fishtail sunflower not far away, and she was lucky enough to find two half-red and not green fruits.

'Win every bet' is the additional skill she chose. There are also options of 'Rounding Money' and 'Powerful'. She chose 'Win Every Bet'.

Anyone with a little common sense in life knows that no matter who touches the fishtail sunflower fruit, the skin will become red and swollen, and it will heal naturally within a week without taking medicine.

Her stink is indeed a feces that has been vomited for a long time from the cesspit, and then mixed with some green radish leaves to absorb the smell. The finished product is somewhat similar to real body odor, and then wiped on the arms superior.

This smell is more disgusting than the real body odor, are you afraid that it won't take away you old man?
Yuan Yunke knew from memory that Zhang Jun had an extremely sensitive sense of smell, and his pigs could tell which feces were pulled by which pig. This kind of smell was a kind of torture to his nose.

Yuan Yunke was not afraid of being exposed when she lied like this. Even if Wang Caixia explained this kind of thing from house to house, no one would believe it.

Zhang Jun on the other side of the mountain was still muttering angrily: "...I'm so fucking scared that I'm so weak, if there is any problem in the future, I will come to you!"

Shi Xianyan put down the hatchet and threw the wooden pole to the ground.

"I didn't know there was something wrong with her." He took out a box of Zhonghua cigarettes from his pocket and threw it over, "To be honest, I haven't seen his little girl a few times, so I don't understand."

Zhang Jun smoked sullenly, "Tell me the truth, is that old lady Wang Caixia instigated today?"

"It's her. A few days ago, I passed by his house and said a few words, asking me to match you up with her daughter, and see if you can match her. I was fucking tricked, shit!"

Shi squinted and spit at the mouth, with an angry expression on his face.

"You are so fucking stupid. If her girl is really that good, why would she still use this trick? The matchmaker opened the door in the morning, so there must be something wrong. Your brain is so fucking stupid that you cheated on your brother, right?"

Shi Xianyan sat beside him and lit a cigarette, "All right, all right, it's all my fault, I'll buy you a drink tomorrow to make amends."

After taking two puffs of the cigarette, he threw the unfinished cigarette on the ground and stamped it out, "I'm so fucking suffocated, she's a bitch, she's being tricked by an old woman."

Wang Caixia was happily humming a little tune to dry clothes in the yard, she seemed in a good mood.

Jiao Linlin looked at her while wringing out the clothes, "Mom, is there anything happy about our family?"

Wang Caixia said briskly: "It's still a matter of disappearing, I can't say it."

Zhang Jun's family has more than 20 pigs, and with so many acres of land, he still slaughters pigs for others all day long, and marrying him as an in-law will definitely benefit.She would not do such a wealthy household with a dowry of more than [-] yuan.

She has confidence in her daughter's appearance. Her daughter looks like her aunt. There is no one in ten miles or eight villages who looks so upright, so she doesn't believe it.

Jiao Linlin rolled her eyes at her back, it must be something bad.

Wang Caixia was enjoying herself, when she suddenly heard a burst of howls and cries from servants and maids killing pigs, coming from far and near, and finally directly entered the yard of her house.

She watched a woman swollen like a pig's head walk into the room like a whirlwind, she grinned and cried, "Mother, I'm going to die, look at my face!"

"Duoer, what's wrong with your face!?"

Looking at the painted-faced daughter, Wang Caixia felt dizzy for a while. Could it be that she was being looked at with this face today?

Wang Caixia felt dizzy for a while, and she wanted to burp on the spot.

"Wow... Mom, am I going to die? I don't know what happened to me. I'm so itchy..." Yuan Yunke scratched his face twice, and two streaks of blood immediately appeared on his face Daozi swelled up quickly.

(End of this chapter)