Chapter 66 067: Bigu Pill
Mahao played with Xiaohei on his wrist curiously.

The body of the black python is as thick as a bucket, but when turned into a bracelet, it is only as thick as a finger.

If you don't observe carefully, you can't tell that this bracelet is actually made of living things, but you can only think that it is some kind of black jade jewelry that you are wearing on your hand.

When confronting the enemy, if Xiao Hei is in hand, not only can he catch the opponent by surprise, but it can also be used as the last ultimate move to save his life.

[Ma Haohao: Xiaoshou, the world of comprehension is so powerful. 】

[System: Host, shouldn't it be the bug-fixing technology of our galaxy that is so powerful? ╮(ω)╭】

This is indeed true. Even Ma Hao didn't expect that such an origin could be found behind Tang Mingqiong's bracelet in "Jade Liquid".

Although I have heard of the function of ending star network to automatically complete the plot line, this is the first time that Ma Haohao has experienced the magic of it.

【Ma Haohao: 666666】

Ma Haohao turns into a salted fish who can only shout "666".

[System: Don't patronize and call 6, host, you must learn to see the subtleties, take warning! (.`ω)]

[Mahao Hao: What can we learn from the subtleties of knowledge and draw lessons from it? 】

The End Star Network is indeed miraculous, but it is undeniable that the world of comprehension is powerful.

Look, even the Xuesu system has learned to speak idioms in a polite manner when it comes to the realm of self-cultivation.

[System: (ノДT) Host, you don’t know something~ Please listen to what I have to say...]

[Ma Haohao: Can I choose not to listen? 】

[System: No!ヽ(`д)ノ】

[Ma Haohao: ... would like to hear the details. 】

[System: Hey, it’s all because there are too many unscrupulous authors in this world (﹏). Not only do they have no logic when writing articles, but they often dig holes and don’t fill them in. Every time they have to rely on Starnet to randomly fill in bugs.As a result, people cheated themselves. Many authors who wore books were cheated by bugs written by themselves. They insisted on complaining to our system family. Are you angry with the host? (*)】

【Ma Haohao:...】

[System: My brother has been complained by the author of a male video, saying that his stallion hero suddenly turned into a mosquito repellent. Not only did he become a gay, but he also fell in love with his buttocks.It's obvious that the author himself wrote the male protagonist as "universal", but not only does he not reflect on it, he even blames us for it! (▼ヘ▼#)】

【Ma Haohao:...】

[System: Fortunately, the host, what you encounter now are all small bugs, we must not learn from them when we write articles in the future! 】

The system cited n negative cases in a row, all of which were the stories of blood and tears of male and female porn writers. Ma Hao couldn't help but feel guilty. There was no logic in digging holes or filling them, and she was not much better than her other colleagues.

【Ma Haohao:...】

I don't know how many novels with dead logic and dead plot have been coded... Is it too late for her to apply to be a salted fish who can only shout 666?

……

Mahao was very worried, and had a lot of things on his mind along the way.

Tang Mingqiong handed her something to eat, but she stuffed it into her mouth without looking at what it was.

After a mysterious taste filled his mouth, Ma Haohao finally realized something was wrong.

Ma Haohao: "Brother, what did you feed me..."

Want to vomit but dare not vomit, want to swallow but can't swallow, Ma Haohao's eyebrows and eyes are wrinkled, the feeling is hard to describe.

Tang Mingqiong answered casually: "Bigudan."

Ma Haohao: "..."

After being hungry for a long time, I couldn't escape the fate of "eating Xiang"...?
This is life!
"I've checked this forest. Although there are wild fruits, they are all extremely sour. I'm afraid it's hard for you to swallow."

Tang Mingqiong saw Ma Hao's reluctance, thinking that she didn't want to use the Bigu Pill too early, and explained: "I'll just rely on the Bigu Pill to survive today, and it won't be too late to hunt some spiritual beasts to eat after I get out of the elm forest."

"..." Ma Hao was about to cry but had no tears. She pursed her lips and finally swallowed the Bigu Pill with difficulty.

If it wasn't for the male lead not being able to offend, she would have to spit out the bigu pill and let him taste it too!

Is this something people eat? ? ?

[System: Host, you have such strong tastes that you actually want to have an indirect kiss with the male lead!Now the Galaxy Administration is cracking down, even holding hands is not allowed, I advise you not to think about it ╮(ω)╭】

【Ma Haohao:...】

[Ma Haohao: You are the only one with a strong taste, and the whole family has a strong taste. 】

[System: Hmph, what I’m talking about below is the truth (o`εo) If you don’t believe the host, just take a breath and smell it yourself, don’t you know whether the taste is serious or not? 】

【Ma Haohao:...】

Ma Haohao was so pissed off by the system that one buddha went out of his body, and the other fumed. He couldn't hold back his grievances and muttered: "What bigu pill, it's too unpalatable..."

Tang Mingqiong heard it with sharp ears, and replied calmly: "Otherwise, do you think that taking one Bigu Pill can prevent you from eating for a day?"

"It's because of the strange taste of this medicine pill. Once you eat one, you won't be able to eat anything else within a day."

Strange taste?

Hehe, the taste of this Bigu Pill is more than just strange and simple!
Ma Haohao completely shattered her illusion about the world of self-cultivation.

It turns out that the reason why the legendary Bigu Pill can be bigu is because it will be disgusted by the taste so that you can't eat for a day?
The truth is indeed cruel.

She would rather be hungry, eat those sour wild fruits, than eat Xiang... No, it is Bigu Dan!
Ma Haohao's thoughts were all written on his face, and Tang Mingqiong couldn't help feeling a little bit amused: "Junior Sister, long-term pain is worse than short-term pain. The wild fruit is sour, and it is better to get rid of it once and for all than to suffer from sourness again and again just to fill your stomach."

[System: Report to the host that the hero's love value has increased by 1%, and the current love value is 11%!Come on host, I’ll take good care of you (-)_]

Mahao scolded the insidious male protagonist and the system that took pleasure in others' misfortunes.

If it weren't for the broadcast that the love value increased by 1%, she would have really believed in Tang Mingqiong's "once and for all" evil.

What long-term pain is worse than short-term pain?
She could tell that Tang Mingqiong did it on purpose. He wanted to trick her into eating Xiang but also found a high-sounding excuse!

The old man is bad... well, the handsome boy is very bad!

Ma Hao became angry like a puffer fish, but Tang Mingqiong was in a happy mood all the way, and the love value broadcast sounded one after another, and it would rise by 1 point after walking for a while.

[Ma Haohao: ... Xiao Shou, what kind of psychology do you think the hero has? 】

[System: Phuket Island, host, why don't you eat a few more Bigu Pills, maybe the love value can rise again. ()]

[Ma Haohao: Get out! 】

Ma Haohao is entangled and happy at the same time, entangled with Tang Mingqiong's evil intentions to tease her, but she also knows that this is a benign manifestation of rising love value.

If it were Tang Mingqiong in the past, let alone teasing her, even looking at her would be unnecessary.His attitude on the trial platform this morning said it all. He was neither cold nor hot, and he simply treated her as a stranger.

Compared to this, Ma Hao thought it would be better to tease her more, at least it would be better than treating her like air.

Besides, if other things were faked, the love value and the big black snake that Tang Mingqiong gave her could not be faked.

They all say, "Hitting means kissing and scolding means loving. It would be strange not to hit or scold." Maybe Tang Mingqiong is the kind of character who bullies whoever he likes?
Ma figured out the crux of the matter well, and no longer struggled.Not only did he not get entangled, but he also became more courteous to Tang Mingqiong, doing his job as a thigh hugger with due diligence.

The two of them left the grove all the way, and wandered around the small secret place a few times.

Ma Hao relied on the big black snake to block people and kill Buddhas, and provided food and game along the way.

On this day, she was still responsible for cooking, and let Xiao Hei bite a rabbit skin animal to death.

The name of this rabbit-skin beast is not true. Although it has the fur of a rabbit, it is extremely vicious. It feeds on the flesh and blood of spirit beasts. The two rows of sharp teeth in its small mouth are sharp one by one.

Ma Haohao has become more proficient at hunting these days.Holding the ears of the rabbit fur beast, she was about to ask Tang Mingqiong for credit.

There was a burst of chaotic footsteps behind him.

"Okay Tang Mingqiong, so you hid here, but it's easy for me to find you!"

(End of this chapter)

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