Fast Transmigration: Embarrassed
Chapter 35 School Grass, Your Chapter Fucked (7)
Chapter 35 School Grass, Your Morality Is Lost (7)
Being teased by Chu Ci like this, how can Jiang Man's delicate and charming face be held up?Staring at Chu Ci with gloomy eyes, his gloomy expression was illuminated by the stage lights, and there was a hint of ferocity in the paleness.
The students present were also shocked by Chu Ci's domineering actions. Although this girl is a "witch" who is rejected by everyone, and the meaning of her actions is also very indecent, but somehow she feels a little handsome?
Chu Ci finished playing handsome, walked leisurely down the steps to the stage, stood still in front of the first row of audience seats, tilted his head at Jiang Man, and showed an innocent smile: "So it's classmate Jiang Man, who was standing at the door just now. I didn't even recognize it was you, I thought it was a paid host from a TV station." She looked ten years older than her actual age.
Chuci: Who can't be cute?Is it hard to play dumb?Are you capable of biting me?
Of course Jiang Man couldn't bite her, at least on the surface he didn't really want to bite her, but he just chopped Chu Ci into pieces in his heart.
Jiang Man picked up the hem of her skirt with one hand, walked to the edge of the stage, leaned over with a pair of innocent eyes, and said: "Thank you, classmate Chu Ci, you have really done us a big favor by coming. You will go backstage later." , try on the clothes you will wear when you go on stage tomorrow. Don’t worry, although your figure is a little... Oh, I’m not saying you are fat, it’s because we are all too thin. If the clothes don’t fit, it’s still too late to find someone to change them. "
Chu Ci nodded: "You're quite right. I suggest that you tighten the sides of this skirt by one centimeter, so that you can barely squeeze out a little career line, and the stage effect will be better."
"..."
Everyone: I dare not speak out, for fear of being attacked.
So this girl didn't use any witchcraft at all, but made those four girls have a heart attack?Well, it's more scientific if you really think about it.
No matter how deep Jiang Man's cultivation base was, he couldn't maintain his superficial calm at this time. He raised his finger and pointed at Chu Ci just as he was about to turn back, but then remembered his white lotus character, squeezed out two tears, and said with a sob: "Chu Ci , have you misunderstood, what I just said really has no other meaning, I just...just..."
Chu Ci made a stop gesture and said loudly: "Stop! To be honest, did you and the classmate who shouted for hypoxia sign up for the same acting class? Yesterday's teaching video was "A Hundred Ways of Crying for Actors" Law?"
"Pfft..." A girl in charge of stage effects suddenly laughed out loud. She had long been displeased with Jiang Man's pretentious appearance, and finally found a chance, and immediately laughed out loud.
Many people know that the factor of laughter spreads through the air radiatively. Once someone starts it, it will be difficult for others to restrain their laughter.
As a result, the laughter of "puchi" and "puchi" came out one after another on and off the stage. At first glance, it sounded like a reaction caused by some gastrointestinal discomfort, but it was a bit inelegant.These "harmonious" voices accidentally hit other people's laughter, and more and more people changed from holding back their laughter to laughing loudly, and the embarrassing atmosphere became strangely heated.
Jiang Man has been a proud daughter of heaven since she was a child, and she is used to being sought after by others, otherwise she would not be the first to trouble Chu Ci.
But now being treated as a joke in public was a great shame and humiliation for her. The more she thought about it, the angrier she became. Her face turned pale and green, showing signs of a heart attack.
The male host on the side hurried forward and said haha: "Oh, it's getting late, and the formal rehearsal is about to begin. Jiang Man, let's get our lines right again. Classmate Chu Ci, go through that small gate You can go to the backstage, and the dressing room is the innermost."
Chu Ci shrugged. With such a weak fighting ability and fragile psychological quality, there is no chance of her family's Zero Zero appearing on the stage.
After successfully erasing the image of a "gloomy witch" from everyone's hearts and being dubbed the "Queen of Poison Tongue", Chu Ci was sent backstage by everyone.
After Chu Ci entered the backstage, he found the room with the sign of "Dressing Room" according to the guide, knocked on the door, and heard a baby voice responding in a coquettish voice: "I heard you, wait outside for a while." , people will be fine soon~"
Chu Ci shivered at the cuteness of the voice and poked the spiritual sound rope: "Can you use this voice to talk to me in the future? It sounds like taking a bite of yogurt ice cream. In the future, when you go to a plane with relatively backward technology, Listening to you can satisfy my craving."
Ling Ling was silent for a few seconds, and asked, "Is it yogurt ice cream? Isn't it sauced elbow?"
"No, Lingling knows how to speak like a sauce elbow?"
Ling Ling: "Of course not Si~Master~"
Chu Ci: "Good boy~"
Just when Chu Ci and Ling Yin Sheng were "exchanging feelings", the door of the dressing room opened from the inside, and a little loli with a bun and a European-style palace dress walked out.
"This... hello little classmate, my name is Chu Ci, and it's..." Chu Ci thought that the owner of the voice must also look cute, but isn't it too cute to be like this?The girl looked exactly like a schoolboy.
Before Chuci finished speaking, Luoli said softly: "People know, you are just the 'witch' who plays tricks for Linlin, right? Hello, her name is Tian Meng, and you can also be called Yinjia's little girl." Sweet' or 'Cute'~"
"Uh," Chu Ci felt a little flustered after eating too much ice cream, "Well, classmate Mengmeng, where is the outfit I'm going to wear tomorrow?"
"You're talking about costumes. Well, they're hanging on the hangers over there. But Si, you won't be able to wear them. That dress is size XS, and only Sister Linlin can wear it in the drama club. Otherwise, I wouldn't let her play it. And these shoes," Luoli took out a pair of crystal shoes from the corner, and then said, "These shoes are only size 35, Yinjia probably won't be able to fit you in. "
Chu Ci's brain has been occupied by the complainers: "So you all rent clothes first and then choose actors based on the size of the clothes? There are also glass slippers, are you preparing to stage "Cinderella"?!"
Tian Meng was even more surprised than Chu Ci: "How did you know we were going to play "Cinderella"? Who told you?"
Chu Ci took a look at Luoli, and deliberately deceived her: "Oh, I just heard what Jiang Man said."
"Impossible! We all have a verbal confidentiality agreement on this matter. Even Mr. Li, the general director of the party, doesn't know what we are going to perform. There is just an 'Easter egg for the party' on the show! Is there a traitor among us? ? Huh, Wang Linlin must have been deceived by Jiang Man."
Chu Ci glanced at Tian Meng's hands on her hips: "Where's your baby voice?"
……
Tian Meng froze, reached out and patted Chu Ci's back gently, and said with a sweet smile: "Oh~ what are you talking about? I've been talking to Jiang Zi, haven't I?"
Chu Ci: "Hehe."
(End of this chapter)
Being teased by Chu Ci like this, how can Jiang Man's delicate and charming face be held up?Staring at Chu Ci with gloomy eyes, his gloomy expression was illuminated by the stage lights, and there was a hint of ferocity in the paleness.
The students present were also shocked by Chu Ci's domineering actions. Although this girl is a "witch" who is rejected by everyone, and the meaning of her actions is also very indecent, but somehow she feels a little handsome?
Chu Ci finished playing handsome, walked leisurely down the steps to the stage, stood still in front of the first row of audience seats, tilted his head at Jiang Man, and showed an innocent smile: "So it's classmate Jiang Man, who was standing at the door just now. I didn't even recognize it was you, I thought it was a paid host from a TV station." She looked ten years older than her actual age.
Chuci: Who can't be cute?Is it hard to play dumb?Are you capable of biting me?
Of course Jiang Man couldn't bite her, at least on the surface he didn't really want to bite her, but he just chopped Chu Ci into pieces in his heart.
Jiang Man picked up the hem of her skirt with one hand, walked to the edge of the stage, leaned over with a pair of innocent eyes, and said: "Thank you, classmate Chu Ci, you have really done us a big favor by coming. You will go backstage later." , try on the clothes you will wear when you go on stage tomorrow. Don’t worry, although your figure is a little... Oh, I’m not saying you are fat, it’s because we are all too thin. If the clothes don’t fit, it’s still too late to find someone to change them. "
Chu Ci nodded: "You're quite right. I suggest that you tighten the sides of this skirt by one centimeter, so that you can barely squeeze out a little career line, and the stage effect will be better."
"..."
Everyone: I dare not speak out, for fear of being attacked.
So this girl didn't use any witchcraft at all, but made those four girls have a heart attack?Well, it's more scientific if you really think about it.
No matter how deep Jiang Man's cultivation base was, he couldn't maintain his superficial calm at this time. He raised his finger and pointed at Chu Ci just as he was about to turn back, but then remembered his white lotus character, squeezed out two tears, and said with a sob: "Chu Ci , have you misunderstood, what I just said really has no other meaning, I just...just..."
Chu Ci made a stop gesture and said loudly: "Stop! To be honest, did you and the classmate who shouted for hypoxia sign up for the same acting class? Yesterday's teaching video was "A Hundred Ways of Crying for Actors" Law?"
"Pfft..." A girl in charge of stage effects suddenly laughed out loud. She had long been displeased with Jiang Man's pretentious appearance, and finally found a chance, and immediately laughed out loud.
Many people know that the factor of laughter spreads through the air radiatively. Once someone starts it, it will be difficult for others to restrain their laughter.
As a result, the laughter of "puchi" and "puchi" came out one after another on and off the stage. At first glance, it sounded like a reaction caused by some gastrointestinal discomfort, but it was a bit inelegant.These "harmonious" voices accidentally hit other people's laughter, and more and more people changed from holding back their laughter to laughing loudly, and the embarrassing atmosphere became strangely heated.
Jiang Man has been a proud daughter of heaven since she was a child, and she is used to being sought after by others, otherwise she would not be the first to trouble Chu Ci.
But now being treated as a joke in public was a great shame and humiliation for her. The more she thought about it, the angrier she became. Her face turned pale and green, showing signs of a heart attack.
The male host on the side hurried forward and said haha: "Oh, it's getting late, and the formal rehearsal is about to begin. Jiang Man, let's get our lines right again. Classmate Chu Ci, go through that small gate You can go to the backstage, and the dressing room is the innermost."
Chu Ci shrugged. With such a weak fighting ability and fragile psychological quality, there is no chance of her family's Zero Zero appearing on the stage.
After successfully erasing the image of a "gloomy witch" from everyone's hearts and being dubbed the "Queen of Poison Tongue", Chu Ci was sent backstage by everyone.
After Chu Ci entered the backstage, he found the room with the sign of "Dressing Room" according to the guide, knocked on the door, and heard a baby voice responding in a coquettish voice: "I heard you, wait outside for a while." , people will be fine soon~"
Chu Ci shivered at the cuteness of the voice and poked the spiritual sound rope: "Can you use this voice to talk to me in the future? It sounds like taking a bite of yogurt ice cream. In the future, when you go to a plane with relatively backward technology, Listening to you can satisfy my craving."
Ling Ling was silent for a few seconds, and asked, "Is it yogurt ice cream? Isn't it sauced elbow?"
"No, Lingling knows how to speak like a sauce elbow?"
Ling Ling: "Of course not Si~Master~"
Chu Ci: "Good boy~"
Just when Chu Ci and Ling Yin Sheng were "exchanging feelings", the door of the dressing room opened from the inside, and a little loli with a bun and a European-style palace dress walked out.
"This... hello little classmate, my name is Chu Ci, and it's..." Chu Ci thought that the owner of the voice must also look cute, but isn't it too cute to be like this?The girl looked exactly like a schoolboy.
Before Chuci finished speaking, Luoli said softly: "People know, you are just the 'witch' who plays tricks for Linlin, right? Hello, her name is Tian Meng, and you can also be called Yinjia's little girl." Sweet' or 'Cute'~"
"Uh," Chu Ci felt a little flustered after eating too much ice cream, "Well, classmate Mengmeng, where is the outfit I'm going to wear tomorrow?"
"You're talking about costumes. Well, they're hanging on the hangers over there. But Si, you won't be able to wear them. That dress is size XS, and only Sister Linlin can wear it in the drama club. Otherwise, I wouldn't let her play it. And these shoes," Luoli took out a pair of crystal shoes from the corner, and then said, "These shoes are only size 35, Yinjia probably won't be able to fit you in. "
Chu Ci's brain has been occupied by the complainers: "So you all rent clothes first and then choose actors based on the size of the clothes? There are also glass slippers, are you preparing to stage "Cinderella"?!"
Tian Meng was even more surprised than Chu Ci: "How did you know we were going to play "Cinderella"? Who told you?"
Chu Ci took a look at Luoli, and deliberately deceived her: "Oh, I just heard what Jiang Man said."
"Impossible! We all have a verbal confidentiality agreement on this matter. Even Mr. Li, the general director of the party, doesn't know what we are going to perform. There is just an 'Easter egg for the party' on the show! Is there a traitor among us? ? Huh, Wang Linlin must have been deceived by Jiang Man."
Chu Ci glanced at Tian Meng's hands on her hips: "Where's your baby voice?"
……
Tian Meng froze, reached out and patted Chu Ci's back gently, and said with a sweet smile: "Oh~ what are you talking about? I've been talking to Jiang Zi, haven't I?"
Chu Ci: "Hehe."
(End of this chapter)
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