Fast Transmigration: Embarrassed

Chapter 45 School Grass, Your Morality Is Lost (17)

Chu Ci could still understand the first two gifts, but fortune-telling?
"Yanfeng, why have I never heard you say that you have learned to deduce the secrets of heaven?"

Yan Feng was lying on a reclining chair set up by the river, with a piece of fern in his mouth, he said slowly: "You know, I used to be too boring to stay alone in Qingzhu Mountain, and often wandered around.

Once when visiting friends on Penglai Immortal Island, I met an immortal by chance. He insisted that I was destined to have a master-disciple relationship with him, and wanted to teach me a set of immortal techniques for deducing heavenly secrets.Since I had nothing to do, I spent some time learning from him.

Before we parted, the Immortal asked me to promise that the first hexagram would be revealed after a thousand years, and the second hexagram would be revealed after another 500 years. There will be no restrictions after these two hexagrams. "

Chu Ci was very curious: "What is the origin of that fairy elder?"

Yan Feng shook his head: "He refused to tell, and he didn't allow me to inquire."

Chu Ci knew that Yan Feng's story was fabricated. Just like the painting books she read, the old man with the white beard did not exist and could only remain mysterious.

However, seeing that the first two gifts are still in her mind, she will not expose Yan Feng as a big liar.

Chu Ci pretended to be surprised and asked: "Could it be that I am your first hexagram? Oh, what an honor."

Yan Feng was also very happy, straightened up and struck his hands together, sighing: "Finally after 1000 years, I can finally verify whether that old man is lying to me!"

Chu Ci hehe.

Qingzhu Jun circled around Chu Ci twice with his eyes closed, pretending to calculate for a while, and then suddenly shouted: "No!"

Chu Ci was taken aback by him, and was very curious about what new joke he made up.

"Yanfeng, what's wrong?"

Yanfeng looked at Chu Ci seriously and said: "I calculated that there will be a small catastrophe in your life and a big catastrophe in your life. After the two catastrophes, everything will go smoothly.

However, it’s okay to say that you have a small kalpa, but the big kalpa has one bad thing, that is, the god, the soul, the body, and the extinction! "

Chu Ci didn't expect that he was quite good at making up, so he asked in cooperation: "What is the great tribulation? I am already a god, so I don't need to ascend to experience the tribulation."

Yanfeng looked up at the sky with a deep look: "The catastrophes of gods are not like those in the world of cultivation, nor are they the birth, old age, illness and death of mortals.

You know, we, the loose immortals who were conceived by heaven and earth, did not ascend to become immortals, and we did not explore the seven emotions and six desires. Once desires arise, if we get what we want, the evil obstacles will disappear.However, if you don't get what you ask for, you will escape into the devil's path at best, or you will perish due to the backlash of your inner demons. "

Chu Ci's tone was exaggerated: "Wow."

Yan Feng pondered for a moment, then continued: "Ordinary people say that the word love hurts people the most. I have traveled all over the world, and I know that the greatest catastrophe for a fairy like you is - love catastrophe."

Chu Ci tilted his head: "Oh?"

Seeing Chu Ci's expression of "I just see you talking nonsense", Yanfeng felt helpless.

He is worried here, but this fairy who is as innocent as a child doesn't care.

Yan Feng reclined on the reclining chair again, picked another phoenix grass and put it in his mouth, and said casually: "Actually, this catastrophe looks very dangerous, but it is not unsolvable."

Chu Ci nodded: "Master, please tell me." This routine is exactly the same as in the script.

Yan Feng sighed softly, turned his head to look at Chu Ci and said slowly: "Emotional calamity, as long as you already have a satisfactory fairy couple before encountering that doomed unlucky guy, this calamity will be just as good." resolved."

"Who do you think is the unlucky one? It is a supreme honor to be the companion of this fairy, okay?" Chu Ci was very dissatisfied with this wording, "Besides, I have stayed in Linghe for 500 years. , the farthest place I have ever been is your Qingzhu Mountain, where can I find an immortal to become a young man?"

Yan Feng glanced at her: "You are really a fan of the authorities, isn't that fairy monarch far away in the sky and right in front of you?"

Chu Ci crossed his legs, put up the awning with his hands, looked around in the distance, and spread his hands: "Where are they?"

Yan Feng patted his chest: "Oh me! Don't you see such a suave, handsome, unparalleled, and unparalleled beautiful man in front of you? Your eyes are blind because of reading a storybook. Yet?"

"You're blind!"

Chu Ci circled around Yan Feng three or four times, seeing the cloud-climbing boots on his feet from the white jade crown on his head all the way, he was so shocked by Yan Feng, that he said, "You said you would She's so old, and still dressed so coquettishly, just now she boasted that she was unparalleled in the world? I don't think I can find another one with such thick skin."

Yan Feng was so angry that his face turned red, and he jumped up and pointed at Chu Ci's forehead: "You, you, you damn girl, how dare you think I'm old?! What do you know! At my age and appearance, I don't want to let you go!" In today's court, that is the most prosperous time.

I remember when I was traveling abroad, how many immortal girls bowed down to my Qingyun robe.Nowadays, the portraits of this Immortal Lord are sold for sky-high prices all over the world.

How dare you despise me, girl? !Hmph, give me back the colorful clothes and the summoning talisman, as well as the notebooks of my words that were taken away by you.Come on, hand it over!I will go back to Qingzhu Mountain now, and I will never come to Linghe to look for you again! "

The more he spoke, the more angry he became, and he seemed to be cutting off his robe and severing his righteousness.

Chu Ci didn't expect him to be teased so much, while avoiding his fingers, he tugged at his sleeves, flattering him and said, "Good fairy, good talker, don't be angry, I'm not joking! How dare I despise you.

If you hadn't taught me spells and set up restrictions on Linghe these years, I would have been bullied to death by the spirit beasts passing by here. "

Yan Feng snorted arrogantly, shook off Chu Ci's hand, sat back on the reclining chair, and looked at Chu Ci out of the corner of his eyes: "You have a conscience. What I said just now counts, because you are still sensible and sensible." , I can reluctantly be your fairy companion and help you resolve this calamity.

Be serious with me, don't be so hippie, just be serious!Think about it, after passing this village, there will be no such shop! "

Chu Ci shook his head and said sincerely, "I'm too familiar with it, so I'm sorry to start."

"You!" Yan Feng was going to be mad at her, "Don't you want to find someone you don't know? You really deserved to be killed by Love Tribulation!"

Chu Ci held his chin with one hand and pressed the back of the recliner with the other, and said nonchalantly: "In the worst case, I will be alone. I will never find a fairy companion. Look at the ten men in that book. Nine of them are married to beautiful girls, and they want to have sex with fairies."

"Ahem..." Yan Feng touched his nose awkwardly, "Isn't there another good one? I am that beloved person who says, "I only drink a single gourd of water."

Chu Ci gave him a teasing look: "That one is indeed not with the goblin, he is a monk who catches goblins."

(End of this chapter)