Fast Transmigration: Embarrassed

Chapter 46 School Grass, Your Morality Is Lost (18)

"Cough cough cough..." Yan Feng coughed harder.He seldom read those scripts, especially after meeting Chu Ci, he basically just picked up a few best-selling ones from the book store, and he didn't even read the names.

Chu Ci looked at him helplessly: "Besides, how do you know you are not my Qing Jie?"

"I have calculated the horoscope, we are a match made in heaven." Yanfeng raised his head proudly, "You don't even think about it, how could I wrong myself to find a dominatrix who doesn't match the horoscope?"

Seeing that Yan Feng had returned to normal, Chu Ci began to utter a garbled tongue again. He touched his chin and commented seriously on Yan Feng's appearance:

"A pair of willow-leaf eyebrows that are thinner and more curved than a woman's, a pair of peach blossom eyes that are bigger and brighter than me, the red lips under the peak nose are red and moist, and a green Pteris vulgaris is biting between the pearl-like white teeth, the skin is like Creamy, with black hair like a waterfall, this face is so beautiful against the backdrop of a white dress!
that is……"

Yanfeng frowned upon hearing this, feeling that she would definitely have nothing nice to say next, but he still couldn't help but asked curiously: "Stop being so pretentious, tell me quickly, what is it?"

"This is what you want to hear. Have you ever heard of the God of War, Lu Li?"

Seeing him nodding, Chu Ci continued: "I heard from Xiaobai that the fallen god of war was the most beautiful man in the heaven at that time. .”

Yan Feng sneered twice: "After saying so many words about 'power', you just want to attack me for being too handsome and too feminine?!"

Chu Ci didn't want to bend over and talk all the time, so he simply sat on the grass next to the lounge chair and said good-naturedly: "No, I mean Lu Li is too rough and not as refined as you.

However, I really have never considered finding a fairy companion.You tell me, originally we Sanxian just wanted to be free and carefree, free from worries.

If it is really like the gang of spirit beasts on your mountain, they have a partner and a child.As soon as I open my eyes all day long, I want to find food for the cubs, and accompany them to find spiritual springs. I am busy until dark. In my dream, I am afraid that some monster will snatch my wife and children.

A few days ago, I heard Xiaobai say that because the aura is not as good as before, there have been no mortals who have ascended to immortality in Heaven for a long time.

The prince back then, who is now the Emperor of Heaven, said that the Heavenly Court will experience a very serious population crisis in a million years.Therefore, after the new emperor ascended the throne, all immortal couples were required to go to Yuelao to receive a marriage alliance, be registered as an immortal, and then build an immortal mansion.

Also, in order to encourage the couples to have more offspring, the Emperor of Heaven decreed that whoever gives birth to one offspring will be awarded a fairy mountain without an owner; if there are more, the surrounding subsidiary fairy islands can be added.

A lot of fairy couples don't travel to the mountains and rivers, but pay homage to the gods and friends, and they all go to have a baby in order to get a good territory!What do you call this?
You often say that I'm too lazy, I really don't want to go to Yuelao's place to make a marriage vow now, I have to receive an errand after I have registered as an immortal, I don't want to waste this great time. "

Yan Feng frowned. He has been making wine and refining weapons recently. Except for Chu Ci, he rarely chatted with other immortals or spirit beasts. He didn't know when the Emperor of Heaven made so many annoying rules.

Yan Feng sighed: "Forget it, since you have no plans to find a fairy couple, there is no problem with this love disaster for the time being, but you still have to be careful about this small disaster.

Chuci, now that you are over five hundred years old, logically speaking, you should be able to travel and practice.But I have a fairy friend visiting tomorrow, and I need to go back to the mountain, and I will be back in about three days to accompany you. "

Chu Ci waved his hand: "Fuck you, you don't have to worry about me."

Yan Feng was really not too worried. For hundreds of years, Chu Ci had always been very obedient and worry-free.Of course, except for the fact that she didn't want to be a partner with herself.However, there will be enough time in the future for this young girl who is still in love to see her boundless charm as a young and handsome fairy.

Yanfeng thought for a while, confiscated all Chu Ci's story books, and went home with peace of mind.

Three days later, Yanfeng stepped on the auspicious clouds and came to the Linghe River, and found that Chu Ci was gone!This good fairy who has always been obedient and sensible left him a sound-transmitting herb, pinched a small spell that she taught herself, and told him briskly in her sweet voice: "Yanfeng, I am traveling around the world by myself! Hahahaha... ..."

Yan Feng was so angry that the veins on his forehead jumped. He stood there and listened to the devilish laughter echoing in his ears over and over again.

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Chu Ci somersaulted on a cloud, as happy as a wild monkey released from the mountains.

She is free at last!There is no need to poke half of your body in the river mud, watching the fish swimming around you enviously; you don't need to be within a hundred miles of the Linghe River because your spiritual power is too weak, and watch the auspicious clouds in the sky come and go You don't have to listen to Yan Feng rambling like an old man every day, pointing her forehead and scolding her:
"You stupid girl, you can memorize magic tricks! In the future, if you see a big demon in a hurry, you won't be able to run away. If I want to collect your body, I don't know where to look for it!"

To tell the truth, she was once deceived by Yan Feng's very deceptive appearance, and she had a spring heart, imagining a romantic love with a fairy as bright as the moon as described in the story book.

However, as her understanding gradually deepened, she gradually discovered the nature of Yan Feng's poisonous tongue. This is a glutinous rice ball stuffed with sesame seeds, no, it is glutinous rice balls stuffed with sesame seeds.

Therefore, she has long assigned the title of Yanfeng to the ranks of "Unscrupulous Master" and "Poisonous Tongue Harmful Friends", and the possibility of becoming a fairy couple has long been killed by her in the cradle.

Of course, Chu Ci didn't lie to him. She really didn't have any thoughts of finding a partner at the moment. She was still a five-hundred-year-old fairy. Now when she was in love, it was called "puppy love" in the storybook.Let's wait until she reaches Yanfeng's age, and then consider this issue slowly.

Thinking of the wonderful descriptions about the human world in the storybook, the little friends of Chuci turned over excitedly, and one of them fell from the cloud without standing still. In a panic, he pinched the wrong Jue, and fell directly on the ground with a "slap" .

A second before he fell to the ground, he suddenly remembered what Yanfeng said about her, um, I hope there is no hungry monster nearby.Then, she heard "Aww~" a mountain roar and a tsunami.

Before Chu Ci got up, she felt the ground shaking, and then a huge furry paw slapped her in front of her eyes, and it was like a hole immediately, and a thick monster aura rushed to her nostrils.

Chu Ci was so frightened that she held her breath. She remembered a storybook once said that ferocious beasts don't like to eat dead things, so they will pretend to be dead when they can't escape.

Then, the beast licked Chu Ci.

Chu Ci: It's all about Yanfeng, the crow's mouth, this fairy is really going to be a shit! T_T
(End of this chapter)