The system begged to be poisoned: My family is a terrible thief

Chapter 185 Chapter 184: The Almighty Maid's Promotion (11)

"Grandpa, do you still eat?"

Xiao Pi closed his eyes.

"Eat, just feed me."

Whether it is unpalatable or delicious, he has already lost his taste over the years.

This taste has long been not picky.

During the years of His Majesty's suppression, every mission he sent was a near-death mission.

Just because his grandfather was a veteran of three dynasties?
Along the way, I have eaten hundreds of meals, and I have also been a beggar, and I have been a refugee several times along the way before saving my life.

It is enough for him to have food in this city now.

Lolo is bored.

What do you mean by enjoying your face?
Make it seem like she has done something to please you.

Luoluo threw it into his mouth in a dull manner.

Tribute hey, why not eat it.

Do not eat white do not eat.

Don't think about those meals, the absolute taste makes you uncomfortable for several weeks without wanting to eat them.

"Why don't you feed me?"

A hint of cunning flashed across Xiao Pi's eyes.

This girl was really playing tricks on him, as long as he didn't react, this girl wouldn't be interesting at all.

"Why do you look down on Grandpa?"

Hmph, I don't believe it can't cure you.

Lolo snickered.

"Master, how about we have a boxing match? How about whoever loses tells a secret?"

secret?

Xiao Pi gave Luo Luo a cool look.

"The more you know about my master's secret, the sooner you will die. If you don't mind dying young, my master can fulfill your wish."

what?

die young?
Luo Luo's face was ugly.

Forget it.

Without a system, she is a cat with only one life, and she can die casually.

It's better not to talk about these things.

"Master, you should keep secrets to yourself. Change it to another one. Let's tell the truth. Whoever loses in the fist fight should tell the truth that has nothing to do with the court or the world."

"How do you play it?"

Luo Luo raised an eyebrow.

Fingers pretend to be orchids, flying up and down.

"Two little bees, flying among the flowers, flying..."

"rock-paper-scissors!"

"Hahaha, sir, you lost."

"A fist is a rock, and if you move your index finger and middle finger together, it's scissors, and if you open your five fingers, it's cloth!"

"A fist is stronger than scissors, and scissors are stronger than paper, but paper can wrap a fist."

The winner stretches out his palm in the shape of a slap, and says "啪啪"; the loser harmonizes with "Ahhh"; if he is neither losing nor winning, he raises his mouth at the same time and makes a kiss like "Zha Zha".

Xiaopi was dumbfounded.

"This palm is not a shield? This shield is not as good as scissors? What kind of logic is this?"

what logic?

Lolo shrugged.

"Master, this is the rule of the game. Could it be that you can't afford to lose?"

Can't afford to lose?
Xiaopi's face turned ugly.

It's not just a game.

There is nothing to lose.

"Master lost, how do you say how to punish."

Lolo snickered.

Punishment?

What you said was too serious.

"You just need to learn how to pronounce "papa".

Xiaopi blushed.

"Grandpa doesn't do that kind of thing."

Don't do it?
Luo Luo's eyes flickered.

"Then the loser slaps the winner lightly?"

Xiao Pi's face was ugly.

"If you dare to hit Grandpa with your hands, try it!"

Luo Luo reacted quickly.

Hahaha, hit you?

This is an era when the master-servant relationship is greater than the sky.

"You are joking, how could I do such a thing."

"Let's just slap our palms lightly, it's just a game, sir, you can't afford it, can you?"

"Forget it, then hit the palm of your hand."

He lost this game, so why not accept the punishment?

(End of this chapter)