The system begged to be poisoned: My family is a terrible thief

Chapter 242 253: My Miss Loves to Plant Trees (11)

"Humph, it's just a little lightning strike!"

The tit king takes human form.

The handsome man in black summoned a sharp blade.

Facing the lightning strike, he was lazy and chopped off.

Luo Luo was dumbfounded.

(System, is this the name you mentioned? Why do I feel that it is frightened?)
The system is full of bulls.

The host will tell you the truth, this baby only knows how to play big now!

This guy's strength is far stronger than expected.

There is no hint in this database!

Ah, this baby will not be so lucky!
Wait, I'm afraid I teleported to the wrong plane!
The system realizes immediately.

What the original owner had to deal with was a tree demon sister, a little girl brought by her stepfather.

But what appeared was a tit!
so.
The Dryad is the reincarnation of the titmouse, and the titmouse king has done a great job in guarding the mountains, so he has to experience the prosperity of the world. That is to say, the tit is a past life, and the Dryad is actually a vacation trip for him to experience life.

So this baby has traveled to the previous life of the tree demon!
Fuck, that means that all the spirits and monsters in the mountain can already transform into form.

That means.

The ability of the host is just an ordinary person here.

It's over, host, it's this baby who hurt you.

This is really a god, God of War!God of the mountain!God of beasts!Where such indigenous gods exist.

The host is an atheist, I'm afraid the three views will explode.

In fact, Luo Luo felt nothing in his heart.

Instead, he's a bit of a nymphomaniac.

"Wow, so handsome!"

(System, you chose a good place, the monsters in this mountain are all so handsome!)

The system silently glanced at the database.

Host, I'm afraid you are thinking too much.

(Host, according to the database, there are not many handsome or glamorous monsters, and you have seen most of them.)
Luoluo was confused.

I have seen it!
Old acquaintance!

That's even better!
(I want to be friends with them! Wow, what a feast for the eyes!)
The system is in a mess.

(Host, you have indeed seen it, and you are completely offended...)
Lolo was silent.

(Tell me what are there.)
As a human being, it's better not to be sad.

After all, it is a good day, and a bad day is a day. No matter how difficult it is, just sleep when it is uncomfortable, and think about how to solve the problem after waking up.

(Mountain God, you have met by chance.)
Luo Luo shook his head and had no memory at all.

She just remembered having a dream, in which there was a cold and beautiful man with green eyes who wanted to kill her, and there was also a talking marriage tree!

(Next!)

(Marriage tree! You must remember this!)

Lolo was frustrated.

She doesn't just remember this.

Wasn't it the Marriage Tree that was burnt and seriously injured by the original owner's anger?

Although the memory is not remembered.

But the charred tree is still easy to find.

Lolo is a little bit broken.

(How many girls are there in this mountain?)
The system ruthlessly shattered Luoluo's expectations.

(One! I was knocked back to my original shape by you, and my vitality was severely damaged. If I were treated, I would have died.)
Luo Luo's head was full of black lines.

(That is to say, the only person I can make friends with is lost by myself?)

(It’s not impossible. If you can make the spirits who support the marriage tree forgive you, you can live happily here.)
This is also the only choice for this baby now.

(How can I be forgiven?)
The system is expressionless.

(Rescue the marriage tree and promote the marriage tree to give birth to a new mountain god and mountain charm.)
Uh?
Mountain Charm?

Does this creature really exist?
(System, are you kidding me?)

joke?

The system is expressionless.

(Host, a matter of life and death, this baby never jokes.)
"King! What's wrong with you!"

The handsome man fell heavily in front of Luo Luo.

Luo Luo screamed again and again.

(The host congratulates you, finally getting in touch with your nympho!)
Luo Luo, whose waist was crushed, felt extremely sad.

This f*cking life can be tossed away, okay!

Want to see her good show!

There are no doors!

The corner of Luo Luo's mouth smirked.

(System, I suddenly don't want to earn points!)

The system is silently sad.

Host, points are very important!

real!More important than the host!
(Host, little one is wrong, you continue!)
What to continue!
Luo Luo used hands and feet to push away a certain handsome man who was pressing on top of him.

Hey, she is a free human sofa.

(Issuing a mission to rescue the seriously injured Tit King! The reward is to get the qualification to participate in witnessing the phoenix once!)
Phoenix!

You can really see Phoenix!

But it's free?
Shampoo will be so good?

(Say, what else! It’s definitely not as simple as watching for free!)
The system applauds.

Or my host understands me!

(Host, you need to intercept a section of sycamore tree with branches or leaves, or the sycamore fruit eaten by phoenix.)
Is this snatched from the mouth of the American Phoenix?

(How many sycamores does the Phoenix carry?)

The system is expressionless.

(Host, one! The others are all eaten on the way, and only one will be carried!)

Ok……

A little bit of difficulty.

(This is okay!)

The system smiled lovingly.

(Host, these are not the only ones. You also need to obtain a feather from the phoenix, and the scorched soil of the place where the phoenix was reborn from the ashes of fire. Magic Hand Potion, you can complete this task.)
Sound serious?
(What if it can't be done?)

The system once again returned to expressionlessness.

We have serious issues and serious issues.

(That way, you'll be stuck in this world until the end of the mission.)
Luoluo's eyes showed a trace of throbbing.

(Will that be time travel or rebirth?)
Wash your hair indifferently.

(Fetal wear, you will directly become an embryo! Experience birth and growth, and there is only one chance of rebirth, and only one year to complete the task!)
(Otherwise you will be forced to disarm the system directly, and your soul will die again after undergoing rebirth.)
Is that so!
(How soon will Phoenix come?)

The system is very friendly.

(According to the database, as long as there is nothing wrong with the tit king in front of you, there will be a grand occasion of a hundred birds and a phoenix in the next five years!)

In other words, this guy in front of him is very important!

(Yes, the Tit King is the chief planner of the overall situation in this time, you really need to pay special attention to it!)
As for the good wishes of being friends with the tit king...

Still pinch it...

After all, after you complete this task, you still need to complete the correcting task, but you have to get big with this tree demon sister from birth!
Tits are your reincarnated only sister
Luo Luo ignored the pain on his body.

"You woman, stay away from the king!"

Luo Luo had a terrible headache.

Ok……

It is a good thing to have a group of loyal dogs, but this critical moment is fatal.

"Looks like it's going to be a bigger move!"

Lolo smirked.

"Look at my artifact!"

"A must-have artifact for square dance aunts!"

"Small speaker with huge decibels!"

"A knock-off mobile phone with super loud sound that all African friends are using!"

"Brainwashing Divine Comedy, I'm anxious to send you tit friends!

Decibels for decibels!
It is so wayward!
(End of this chapter)