The system begged to be poisoned: My family is a terrible thief

Chapter 245 256: My Miss Loves to Plant Trees (14)

Luoluo, who was so idle, finally remembered that he had an excellent partner beside him who could pass the time.

For example, the bully spirit monster himself.

For example, the terrible and frightening stories that go around in the mountains?
Another example is this little secret between spirits and monsters.

All good topics for conversation.

What better way to pass the time than gossip.

(Host, don't you feel that your conscience will feel bad when you bully a spirit?)
feel bad?

Luo Luo pursed her lips.

It's really hard to say about this.

After all, do you still have a conscience?

It seems that I haven’t done a few reliable things since arriving here.

(Conscience, do I still have that thing? Why don’t I know?)

Ok.

Once the host starts such a tone, it must not be the time to do good things.

The system takes it for granted.

(That’s right, our host’s conscience doesn’t seem to have been configured in the first place, it’s my baby who misunderstood it!)

Read wrong?

Luo Luo raised an eyebrow.

It's better to hide quickly.

Missions are released every day, so there are only so many missions today?

(You won’t give me any tasks today? Then I won’t be able to sit around and worry about it?)

Host, you will still pick your time.

Which task did you actively invite?
Isn't it the baby who gave advice from various sources all the way?
Will this be enlightening?

There's no one here anymore, so I feel like I'm bored by myself.

Hmph, this baby is not always so enthusiastic about the host.

(Host, there is not even a single native now. Where can you find someone to issue a mission?)
Lolo smirked.

(Isn’t there a system navigation? And what to do with natives!)

The system immediately became alert.

This is the rhythm to cheat yourself.

Never fall for it.

(The host is currently your leisure time, you can do whatever you want! This baby will go to the background to download a few patches! Anti-virus!)
Antivirus?
Where did this virus come from?

Even if the level is low, there are not many points.

No wonder there will be a virus.

Just find an excuse to avoid the host.

(system?)

(The system is being repaired the day after tomorrow and cannot be started temporarily. Please try the host later!)

later?

Luo Luo narrowed his eyes.

This system doesn't tell the time.

This is a proper precursor to slipping away.

Refuse to accept orders, right?

Well, isn't this little guy in front of me the only one who can bully me?
"Nv Xia, Xian Nv, that tit is also saved, so I can go too if they are gone?"

The ginseng spirit looked at Luo Luo pitifully.

Oh!
It's shameful to act cute, right?
But do you know that some people have a crush on cuteness? 100% resistance!Completely miss.

Absolutely ignore it!
For example, Luo Luo has already considered whether to drink this ginseng soup.

"By the way, what's the best way to stew wild ginseng?"

"Hey, little guy, do you have any good suggestions?"

The little guy himself expressed panic.

"I'm only six hundred years old, I'm still young, I don't know anything!"

At critical times, the desire to survive is extremely strong.

I do not know?

Still know it, but don't want to say it?
Six hundred years old, still young?
She is only 20 years old.

Compared to seniority, she is the younger one, right?
"Don't tell me, right? I'll just make one casually, why don't I just cook some chicken soup, what do you think, little guy?"

Ginseng essence breathed a sigh of relief.

Where are the pheasants around here?

Those guys may be discussing how to deal with this woman around the mountain god.

Those guys are loyal fans of Master Shan Mei.

This idol was burned to a dead wood.

No one can bear it.

Hey, why are my legs so short?
If it was longer, it wouldn't be caught by this woman.

Thinking about it makes me feel so bad.

In fact, it doesn't matter how long a turnip's legs are.

After all, you are a plant-based monster.

No matter how fast this runs, it can't compare to human legs.

It would be another matter if it had wings.

Like, for example, that titmouse running away?
Isn't it just seeing that he can't fight, and slipped away when he found a chance?
Tsk, this guy is better than himself.

In the future, when I go back, I must go to the mountains and tell the embarrassing things about this guy.

Hmph, a bird is so twitchy, it makes these elves feel ashamed to hang around.

"Well, this pheasant has been delivered to your door so soon. Is this pheasant enough for you, little guy? Why don't you ask some of your companions to come over and make up the number?"

Woman, do you have any brains?

Such a shameful thing to be eaten by others, you actually asked me to summon my companions?

No companion is so stupid.

"Hey, help! Someone wants to eat ginseng essence! Help!"

Ginseng essence took a look at Luo Luo who was seriously lighting the fire and readying his bow and arrows.

Signal value and women cannot understand the language of goblins.

If you send out a distress signal yourself, you shouldn't be noticed, right?
"Xiao Jiu, is that you?"

"Yes, Boss, a human here has caught me, you guys have to hide!"

"What? A human captured you? How much are you worth? Wait for the boss and I will organize brothers to rescue you!"

The villain was so moved that his nose burst into tears.

"The big kindness of the boss and the great virtues of the little one are unforgettable!"

"Hey, new little things in the city! This is what a boss should do!"

The little ginseng was full of hope and waited for the boss to rescue it.

After all, the boss doesn't fool people, doesn't he!
"How long are you guys coming?"

"Wait a minute, I gather brothers!"

Waiting for someone?
Then wait and see.

"Brothers, such an idiot, Xiao Jiu, was actually caught by humans! As Xiao Jiu's compatriots, how can we sit idly by! Let's go and see Xiao Jiu together!"

Here comes it!

"Woman, I advise you to let me go now. When my brothers come, you will be miserable!"

Lolo had a happy expression all over his face.

Is this being threatened?
But a bunch of ginseng essence is still a headache?

She was afraid that she would suffer from trysophobia after seeing that densely packed area.

"Really? It's just a pot of stew, and you can eat several meals! Right!"

What?
This woman is not afraid?
Is this really not afraid or pretending to be calm?
But Luoluo's next words made him feel that he had made a wrong decision.

This woman is really ready to eat it.

No, not just eating it.

But I really want to eat ginseng stewed chicken.

"Little guy, you are so slippery in idioms and proverbs. You must know that there is a word called: one pot! See if you have caused trouble for your brothers. This is a super tragic case of extermination. Yours! Lord Mountain God will definitely seek justice for you, right?"

"Master Mountain God is the wisest god!"

Luo Luo pursed her lips.

Come on, this is also a diehard fan of the mountain god?
Is it really harvesting a wave of the younger brother of a smelly god who can't remember clearly?

This is not something to be happy about.

After all, this little brother is mostly someone who can deceive people.

"Boss, how far are you guys? This woman is hard to deal with. Be careful."

The ginseng boss had an extremely brisk tone.

"Well, your loyal king has remembered, there is good news, you will be very happy."

"We've arrived where you are!"

so fast!

"But there is also bad news."

Ginseng essence was a little confused.

"It's good to be here, what's the bad news?"

"This king thinks that you still need to have some spirit of sacrifice."

Ginseng essence is still confused.

What does this mean?

Suddenly you don't want to save him?

Majesty, you can't leave your subordinates like this.

"My lord, you can't just leave your lovely and loyal chief guard alone! You still owe me 100 years of wages and haven't paid them. You're cheating like this, do you know that!"

Ok?
Do you still owe this guy wages?

"Why don't I remember, did you remember wrongly?"

Ginseng essence is hopeless.

"My lord, how could I fool you? I still have all the IOUs you wrote down. If you don't believe me, I can show you this, as long as you rescue me smoothly."

Uh?
It seems like maybe.

Well, he suddenly didn't want to save this subordinate.

"If I save you, will the money be offset?"

"Is there any necessary connection between the wages owed by your Majesty and your rescue of your subjects?"

"Isn't there a saying in the world: the grace of saving a life is repaid by the fountain, can you refer to it?"

"You rescued your subordinates, and your subordinates will be extremely grateful to you, and they will be 100% loyal. In the future, you will never complain about you and the princess behind your back. I promise to abide by your duty in the future and keep your ears clean."

Uh?
And why is it that the more you listen, the more you raise it so that there is no need to save it?

"Ahem, Aiqing, you misunderstood, this king is not here to save you."

Ginseng essence cried in fright.

"Your Majesty, I was wrong. I promise not to talk too much in the future. Please send troops!"

"Aiqing, you are embarrassing me. I don't have many people. You also know that this human being is very tall. How did I deal with it?"

Ginseng essence wants to cry without tears.

"Your Majesty didn't ask you to defeat humans, as long as you save me under the noses of humans!"

"But how can you spit out the majesty and might of this king when you defeat human beings?"

Tall and mighty?

Your Majesty, are you here to be funny?
No matter how tall you are, are you better than this human being?

Your cultivation base is not as high as mine.

Don't say that you can still transform.

"Your Majesty, in fact, you have always been tall and mighty in my heart, and you don't need to deliberately shape it!"

"But this king still thinks it's not very appropriate, how about this, I've wronged Aiqing!"

Wronged?
What does that mean?

Are you saving people, or not?
You can't be so indifferent to your subjects.

"Your Majesty? Are you still there? Your Majesty? Your Majesty? Your Majesty?"

"Cough cough. Ai Qing, don't be in a hurry! This king is still trying to figure out a way, so be safe and don't be impatient!"

idea?
Ok.

"My lord, hurry up, I can't bear it anymore!"

"Aiqing, don't worry, I'll go out right away and promise to rescue Aiqing, Aiqing, don't worship me too much!"

worship?

Pull it down.

If it weren't for the wages, he would have left the job a long time ago.

The credit is also done by the king.

"This beautiful young lady, I am the River God, did you drop something important?"

Lost something?

Lolo is a little confused?
She seems to have just lost a little root of ginseng essence, right?

Does this trigger the river god?

Shouldn't it be?

"Ahem. Well, some ginseng whiskers."

"Okay, beautiful young lady, did you drop this golden ginseng? Or silver ginseng? Or this ordinary ginseng?"

Luo Luo looked at the ugly golden ginseng in front of him, then at the silver ginseng that looked even more ugly, and the other ginseng that had grown like ginger, and suddenly felt that the ginseng in his hand was He is simply a handsome man in the ginseng world.

Absolutely tall, rich and handsome, compared to these ugly ones, that one is better.It was so ugly that she wondered if there was something wrong with her understanding of ginseng.

"Are you sure it's not ginger?"

Ginseng King shook his head.

How could this be ginger?
This is the ugliest plant among his subjects.

The most wonderful ginseng that has been found hundreds of times and thrown back hundreds of times!

"This beautiful young lady, are you questioning the perception of the river god?"

This is not good!Ahem, although he is not the real river god, it is still an unpleasant thing to be questioned.

Even if you look like the fairy sister, it will not be allowed.

By the way, this woman looks really good-looking, hey, what should I do if I suddenly want to find this woman to be my princess?
It's just that this woman seems to have some obsession with ginseng?
If he recruited this woman, he would be the first ginseng king to be eaten by a woman in the harem, right?
Isn't this a good thing?

just forget it?
Can't be bothered.

It's better to have less fellowship if the species are different.

If Luo Luo knew that he was attracted by a ginseng, he would chop up the ginseng king without hesitation and make soup.

Hesitate for a moment.

"No, I didn't drop anything today, you can leave!"'

So it was dismissed like this?

King Ginseng was a little frustrated.

"This beautiful young lady, for the sake of my prosperity and beauty? Don't you think about it again? After all, the one you chose is not very old and talks a lot. It doesn't seem to be suitable for young lady. What about your temperament?"

temperament?

She still has temperament?
Lolo had a terrible smile on his face.

"River God, right? So sarcastic? Believe it or not, I even stewed it with you?"

Ginseng King wipes sweat.

This woman is still hot.

I really can't control myself.

"Aiqing, I have tried my best."

Ginseng Jing's eyes suddenly darkened.

King, are you leaving just like that?

"This king suddenly remembered something, so he went back first, Aiqing, you must be well!"

ok?
king?
Are you sure you didn't change your mind after seeing those pheasants?
"Wow, there are so many pheasants today?"

(System, how many points can these pheasants be exchanged for?)
The system baby who had just collected a bunch of tits suddenly wanted to cry.

(one for one point!)

These pheasants don't know the host and they have to be recycled, right?
Isn't this just an ordinary pheasant.

(All of these are collected!)
The system whimpered.

(Harvest 999 pheasants, get 99 points, and distribute them to your account.)
Luo Luo pursed her lips.

That's more or less.

She was so shocked by the mountain of ginseng just now that she forgot to grab one.

But it was the first time she had seen such an ugly ginseng.

And I didn't expect that the beauty of ginseng is the same, but the ugly has its own merits.

"Look, this pheasant has a great harvest, you, have you been wronged?"

The ginseng essence burst into tears.

"no, I do not!"

"Resistance is ineffective!"

　For the anti-theft part of the chapter, you can cancel the collection and re-collect it to see the modified part.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)