The system begged to be poisoned: My family is a terrible thief

Chapter 295 Chapter 306: The Lu family has a girl who grows up to 33

Chapter 295 Chapter 306: The Lu family has a girl who grows up to 33
Discussing the true meaning of fulfilling life with his uncle, Luo Luo was extremely frustrated.

There is something wrong with my brain.

I can't control my mouth when I see a handsome man.

Fortunately, this handsome uncle didn't become suspicious, otherwise wouldn't he be exposed?
I will definitely talk less and do more from now on.

Learn more martial arts.

Hey, talk about the birthday of a child in a difficult world.

This handsome uncle does not pursue her fault.

But listening to this sad song Lolo along the way is also extremely sad.

Beautiful uncle, it’s okay that you have a sweetheart singing.

You don't even have a sweetheart, is it really appropriate for you to sing such a sad song?

"Beautiful uncle, do you know how to say this? Can you sing other songs? If you can't finish it, you can do it. You see you sing this sad song when you are single. If you don't know it, you will think you are dead." It’s not good to have a wife.”

Sha Zixuan grinned.

Oh?
You little bastard also has songs you don't like.

Everything you say is correct.

But in fact, the core meaning is just one sentence.

Uncle, I am tired of hearing this line of your lyrics, please cut the song.

Haha, the personality is really similar to that of my sister.

It's not easy to say something.

Sha Zixuan chuckled.

Didn't it be a pleasure to step on uncle's pain just now?
Can't stand it now?
How did this work?

Sha Zixuan cleared his throat.

"Oh? Then what do you think of your uncle's singing of the sentence just now?"

Despair was written all over Luo Luo's face.

"Uncle, what do you think?"

Killing Zixuan smiled.

"Nature is the sound of nature!"

Luo Luo's face darkened instantly.

What?
Is that the sound of nature?

Uncle, I’m not deaf yet, so I can tell whether it sounds good or bad.

"Pull it down, uncle, you are out of tune!"

"It's such a sad song, but you still sang a happy tune. You should not do such an anti-human operation. Please let me go!"

Sha Zixuan touched his nose.

Ok.

The songs of this family will not be tarnished.

Cheng, isn't it just cutting songs?

How easy it is.

"Clouds think about clothes and flowers, and the spring breeze blows on the threshold of Revlon."

"If you don't meet at the top of Qunyu Mountain, you will meet at Yaotai under the moon."

Only then did Sha Zixuan speak.

Luo Luo was dumbfounded.

This is not Qing Ping Tiao, for one.

Uncle, is it really good for you as a man to sing this song?

Consider your audience is still a child okay?
This feeling, love, I really don’t want to understand.

In order to prevent my uncle from convulsing for a while and falling into lovesickness, I complained to myself about my sweetheart.

That is, the carrier of himself, the future aunt of the original owner.

Lolo decided to take the initiative.

Isn't this singing to lighten the atmosphere?

Firstly, this ancient style song is not her favorite song. Secondly, this ancient style song is actually poetry.

Isn't this Han Yuefu just for singing?

But if this is acquiesced, will she have to revisit the three hundred Tang poems later?
Then sing the three hundred Tang poems again?
No no no, this is definitely a nightmare.

Luo Luo decisively decided to skip this terrible experience.

The waterway is slow, but the land is fast.

Coupled with the incident with the coachman before, Sha Zixuan became uneasy about the carriage.

Now it's galloping on horseback.

"Can uncle know any catchy songs?"

Sha Zixuan shook his head without thinking.

Children's songs?
He hasn't married yet, so learning a little tune is just a boring way to learn a style.

He has no children, and he is not interested at all in singing songs to coax children.

"It really won't."

The corners of Luo Luo's mouth turned upwards, what he wants is that you don't know how to do it.

If you did, wouldn't it be miserable for me.

"Uncle, can I teach you? You sing along with me!"

Sha Zixuan subconsciously wanted to refuse.

Ha, learning to sing with a kid?

Sorry, your taste is really not acceptable.

"No more!"

Luo Luo puffed up his cheeks and spoke harshly.

"Uncle, you don't know how to do this child. You are looking down on children! You must have heard of it before. This is an allusion from the ancients!"

Killing Zixuan was about to laugh out loud.

The kid even moved out of this.

Still sharp-tongued.

This is comparable to her father.

Yes, then learn it.

There is no one passing by here.

"Success, you sing, uncle picks to learn!"

Lolo is serious.

"Then it's a good deal, don't play tricks!"

Sha Zixuan suppressed his laughter and nodded.

"Promise not to cheat."

Luo Luo cleared his throat.

Thinking about it, I can't switch the tune too profoundly so quickly.

It's better to start with a few that meet the status.

Hehe, I guarantee that it is absolutely in line with the identity of the original owner.

"Two tigers, two tigers run fast, one has no eyes, the other has no ears, how strange, how strange!"

Sha Zixuan was dumbfounded.

Ok.

It really is a childish song.

"Uh, how did you come up with it, Lolo! It's quite catchy."

Full of childlike fun.

Luo Luo secretly smiled.

Oh, how can I be so talented.

This is a modern popular children's song.

Children in kindergarten can sing it.

If it weren't for the fact that the real carrier is so young, she wouldn't even want to sing.

Anyway, one is also sung, and two are also sung.

"Uncle, I didn't write this. I heard it from other places. Does it sound good? Can I sing you another song?"

Sha Zixuan could only nod.

If he said no.

This brat will immediately start a serious and serious education.

"Okay, you can just sing!"

Fortunately, I didn't learn from it.

Witty.

Luo Luo secretly despises deeply.

Hmph, you little bastards, do you really think I don't know?
Who can hide it.

It's not that I really don't understand anything.

Such a naive song, even the beauty mother of the original owner would not know how to learn it.

The ancients paid attention to artistic conception and style of music.

These are children's songs.

What you want is catchy.

As for the others, artistic conception?

Get lost, it’s good for a child who is only a few years old to be able to say Shun Liu. He doesn’t understand the sentences, and he still knows one big character. A proper little illiterate, artistic conception?What the hell?Totally clueless.

As for the genre?

I can only sing a cappella, but this is the stuff of lower-class people. If you want to enjoy the sunny spring and white snow, go to a street art restaurant.

"Ahem, then I'll sing."

Lolo snickered.

It was too happy to promise.

Huh, there are quite a few more songs left. My self-esteem is not that easy to step on.

"Twinkling and twinkling, the sky is full of small stars, hanging in the sky to shine brightly, like many small eyes."

Sha Zixuan was dumbfounded.

I thought it was the same song as before, but it has a different style. '

Ok.

The song seems to be fine.

Much better than the previous one.

This mood is a little bit.

Luo Luo pursed his lips and smiled.

The previous song was aimed at children who can speak, but this one is aimed at children who can speak smoothly, so it is naturally different.

"Is uncle nice?"

Sha Zixuan cannot comment.

Can't say good or bad.

Anyway, it doesn't fit his listening style.

"not bad."

I hope the next song will not be like this.

It's really frustrating.

Lolo snickered.

Hehehe, this is not to cover up his identity.

Hot field is complete.

Then you can do as you like.

Haha, I really miss the previous KTV after such a long time.

Mission after mission, she has long since hated it.

Now she just wants to learn some martial arts in this plane.

Not to dawdle.

The natural system definitely hopes that she can attack the male protagonist.

But the hero will always appear.

The fate of the original owner is such a tragedy.

The days passed by each day less and less.

Anyone who lives to the age of 16 can become the target of this mission.

It can be seen how tortured this life is.

When she first arrived, she was kidnapped.

If she hadn't been witty and brought this killer Zixuan, how could she be so safe?
"The following is my favorite song! Uncle, you should listen to it carefully!"
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Tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow, so many tomorrows
I live for tomorrow and everything will be wasted
Tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow, so many tomorrows
I live for tomorrow and everything will be wasted
My parents once told me that life should be meaningful

The teacher once told me that an inch of money cannot buy an inch of time
Time sneaks past before I notice

No less daydreaming, wake up and forget all

Tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow, so many tomorrows
I live for tomorrow and everything will be wasted
Under my roof that day

One more bird's nest

it didn't appear suddenly

I just found out
midsummer evening

Dayan is feeding Xiaoyan
flying around without getting tired

because it's autumn

Tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow, so many tomorrows
I live for tomorrow and everything will be wasted
Tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow, so many tomorrows
I live for tomorrow and everything will be wasted
It is important to unite knowledge and action to achieve a small goal

Like it feels good to just do it

Life is only this time, don't just listen to stories

Life is like a parabola, see how far you can throw it

Tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow, so many tomorrows
I live for tomorrow and everything will be wasted
Tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow, so many tomorrows
I live for tomorrow and everything will be wasted
Tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow, so many tomorrows
I live for tomorrow and everything will be wasted
Tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow, so many tomorrows
I live and wait for tomorrow and everything will be in vain-
Some people hate that they were born at the wrong time.

Some people don't know the direction of their own destiny.

But for her.

Instead of the carrier, live to the age of 16 and complete the task.

It is the most precious.

(Host, congratulations on activating the hero's red line.)
(Your singing has successfully attracted the attention of the male protagonist, please keep working hard.)
come on?

With such a small probability of the male lead, she actually met her?
Not so bloody, right?
Luo Luo covered his face and wept.

(What do you mean by cheering? Do you want to continue singing?)

The system chooses to ignore.

Don't you, the host, understand better than this baby?

You should already be familiar with this baby's routine.

Do you still need this baby to continue to remind you again and again?
Sorry, the baby refused.

Tsk, it was originally about letting yourself go, but now it has become a system task.

What a tragic day.

Luo Luo was extremely frustrated.

Is this male protagonist so related to me?
Can you come across this?

Guaranteed to stay in the summer resort and never go anywhere in the future.

The system sneered.

Host, this is beyond your control.

You don't know, there is a saying called ah, you can't help yourself.

Even if you live in a small summer resort, you can face off with the hero.

After all, this is a place where the royal family would come every summer.

Once a year is still doable.

This doesn't include the members of the henchmen brought by the prince who visited in private.

Want to avoid tasks?

There are no doors.

The benches are all wooden, okay?

(How many points are there for completing this task?)

System indifferent face.

(Complete the task: [-] points. Host, do you have any comments?)
What?
One hundred thousand points?

Is this system so willing to pay for it?

The system sighed silently.

If the host didn't care about your future tasks, you might only have ten points.

After all, your carrier is still a favored rich heroine.

After this task, you may not have this treatment.

But don't blame this baby, this is the host's own application.

The system smirked.

It just so happens that I also want to punish the host a little bit.

This task is still issued.

But such an easy task, I won't give it to you.

You won’t cherish it even if you give it, right?
(No opinion, no opinion!)
You have to cheer up for points.

Lolo suddenly became energetic!

No, forget it and just take the hypocritical route.

Is the male protagonist right?

snort!
This baby will give you a good impression!

Anyway, I will stay in the summer resort from now on!
"Ahem, there is one more song, the last one, uncle, you have to listen to it carefully!"

And the male lead, you have to listen carefully too.

I can sing it just once.
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that laugh reminds me
my flowers
in every corner of my life
open for me quietly
I thought
I will always be by her side

today we are gone
in the sea of ​​people

Are they all old?

where are they
We are like this

Go to the end of the world

miss her
is she still driving

go
They have been blown away by the wind
scattered in the sky

some stories are not over yet
Then forget it

those feelings in the years
It's hard to tell the truth from the fake
Now it's overgrown with grass
no flowers

Fortunately once
Own your spring and autumn, winter and summer
Are they all old?

where are they
lucky me

opened up with them

miss her
is she still driving

go
They have been blown away by the wind
scattered in the sky

They have been blown away by the wind
scattered in the sky

Are they all old?

are they still open

We are like this

Go to the end of the world
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I used to have like-minded friends in that plane.

I haven't made friends for a long time since I started the mission.

The task of making friends is work, not her private social life.

The system would not be her friend, nor could it be.

The system releases tasks and customizes rewards and punishments. This is like a boss.

Let the good memories go with the wind.

Now she is a host who works hard to complete her mission.

Or the host being squeezed by the system.

(Congratulations to the host for completing the task and earning 220 points. The current total points: [-] million points.)
"Lolo, have you encountered any trouble recently?"

Lolo speechless.

"Uncle, you are too incomprehensible! You deserve to be single for the rest of your life!"

How can such a young child have such a deep understanding?
He doesn't believe it.

"What does this have to do with being single? Did the gangster scare you?"

Baby bump as sister.

There is something wrong with this child, but it is his own fault.

This uncle is not good.

A carriage passed by ahead.

Sha Zixuan raised his hands and watched.

"reward."

"The singing just now was good, just to relieve my fatigue."

Sha Zixuan took it with both hands.

"Thank you, little prince, for the reward."

(Congratulations on successfully meeting the hero.)
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