The system begged to be poisoned: My family is a terrible thief

Chapter 400 Chapter 412: Immortal Lord, I am a fox cub! (57)

As a representative of the best cheating of a fairy, this person in front of him is not cheating for nothing!
Dionysus continued to cry and chirp in the team, Fenghuang was also the first and the second eldest, eldest sister, you are taking advantage of the fire to rob, right?
No matter how you say it, I am a one-god king. Is it really okay for you to do this?

Have you not considered the idea of ​​this fairy?

Who would be willing to be tricked by you?
Obviously, no one would be willing to cut it. Aren’t all the glittering things good magic weapons? Just like the fan in your hand, I don’t want to run for my life. What do you want with such a worthless thing?

You might as well keep it to yourself and play slowly.

I don't have the ability to continue arguing with you.

"Lord Dionysus, don't be too sad. This magic weapon can be refined again. At most, it will take some time. If you lose your life, it's not worth it, right? Compared with me You have been very lucky."

What?
I have practiced a magic weapon for thousands of years. I thought it was an incomparably strong magic weapon, but it was destroyed as a toy. Don't you think it's sad?
As a fairy who always thought that his refining ability was superb, this is the saddest thing, okay?
Hey, how can you, a pampered phoenix, understand the sadness of this baby.

It's okay if you don't understand, anyway, this matter happened because of you, so naturally you have to ask your Phoenix Clan for it.

He's serious about cheating his teammates. A culinary god like him doesn't have much savings. He doesn't have the ability to make another one. Anyway, you are willing to give yourself face, so you just give it to you. Give your own compensation as well.

He doesn't have any big requirements for magic tools or anything.It doesn't matter how exquisite the magic weapon is, as long as the magic weapon looks good and is easy to use.

How satisfying you are to see people.

Compared to you being hacked with an ax and talking and laughing with others, he feels that he may not be so courageous, and his heart is not so heartless.

This is hurt, can't even make a sad expression?

What a miserable guy this is.

Although I feel sorry for and sympathize with this guy from the bottom of my heart, but when it comes to my compensation, these are all deduction items, okay?

In other words, the more your pain point is, the better it is for him to attack you.

No one can accept being poked at the pain point again and again without realizing it. The human heart is made of flesh, not iron.

Even if you can do this and show a look of indifference, do you really feel it?
If you can do it, then you are no longer an ordinary person, you must be a god.

Anyway, he, a little Dionysus, doesn't have such a big belly, and it may be difficult for him to forge a handy magical weapon. Besides, even if he can, it will not be used as a magical weapon for combat.

Hey, it's enough to feel bad about being broken by someone.

No, didn't someone say that there is a big banquet here?
I just let my own come here. Does this look like a fight?
Where is the big banquet?Have you been fooled? It can’t be a dinner of love for these big troops as an encouragement, right?

Such a tricky thing can't happen, right?
Thinking of this important event, the magic weapon was instantly forgotten, and what could be more handy than organizing a banquet.

"Little Fenghuang, doesn't this mean that there is a banquet that I need to manage? But there is no such thing as a happy event? Did you make a mistake? If this is the case, this Dionysus will go back first, and I will also lead the team of chefs. Go back ha!"

Uh?
Your brain circuit is really fast enough.

Wasn't she still crying just now?
Is it all right now?

This is really a feast in hand, no matter how sad it is, it's nothing.

As a phoenix, don’t you understand the psychology of professional gods like you? Are magic weapons just floating clouds?As far as your job of hosting banquets is concerned.

That's the way it is.

There is a job in hand, as long as it is done well, this magic weapon is nothing to worry about.

As long as the reward is good, don't you want as much magic weapon as you want?
And at that time, this little phoenix really owed him a favor, and if he didn't want to give it to him, he would give it to him. This was his real plan, okay?

As for the others?

Then you're overthinking it. He's not that stupid yet. Do you expect the little fox whose wish is to destroy the world to compensate you?

Dreaming?
If someone throws you a magical weapon, would you dare to take it?
Do you dare to use it?

It's not a thing for people from your own camp. It's better not to have it. It's brought here, but I don't have the guts to use it. What's the point of having it?

"Actually, you don't need this magic weapon!"

Little Phoenix is ​​embarrassed, so what do you mean by being so nervous just now?

scare yourself?
Is this fun?

Brother, aren't you a little quick in your reversal?

He can't even keep up with your train of thought, okay?

The magic weapon said so calmly?Is there anything more attractive than this magic weapon?At least this is not currently the case?

Wait, what is this person's occupation?
chef?

In other words, he is actually a master brewer.

So isn't this guy as dangerous to him as this big chef?
A cooking fairy can cook anything, as long as you are weak enough.

Everything that swims in the sea, lurks in the water, flies in the sky, and is all birds and beasts that this chef cannot stew. No matter what your previous status was, as long as it is cooked, it will be a delicacy.

He is a phoenix, and he is the most honored among the Bird Clan. Naturally, his worth has risen with the tide!

Damn, what kind of guy did I provoke?

What should I do if I suddenly find myself in a tragedy?Wouldn't it be taking yourself to a bar?That's not good?Can you really do anything with such a cute little phoenix?
His uncle is that one, don't you really get angry with his uncle?

If you dare to deal with a little phoenix, you will lose your life, right?
Making wine is important, but not everything can be put into the wine jar, right? At least you have to wait until I die, right?
I am alive and kicking in front of you, do you treat it as an active ingredient for brewing wine?

Is this some pitfall?
No, that's a super pit, okay?
I'm really not afraid, will his father, Lord Fengjun, kill him directly?
My guess is just a guess, and I still have to ask clearly.Otherwise, wouldn't I criticize others again?

"God of Dionysus, please tell me, as long as I, Phoenix, can afford it, except for my own life and matters related to the Feng Clan!"

It's one thing to promise, but life is still very important.

And if he dares to drag members of this family into trouble, this father will probably explode, right?

It's better to say ugly things first, otherwise I don't have the ability to take back what I said.

Xiaofeng-jun, how many people beat themselves with a damned identity?
It's not like he really doesn't know.

Many things are clear in my heart.

Few people in this world can trick him, except his father.

"I don't know what kind of banquet this banquet is?"

Just ask this?

Why do I still feel bad?Is this feeling getting stronger?Is it really my own illusion?Did he really suffer from the sequelae of being cut by this axe?

Why don't you finish this matter and go wander around the world by yourself?
Take a break?
Ok?
It's a good idea, and it's such a happy decision.

"Wedding banquet, red and white wedding banquet, what else would you do? Do you really think the chef will come forward to fight?"

Just kidding, shouldn't the job these guys are more suitable for be destroying monsters?
Those monsters are stewed in one pot, there is nothing that a kitchen god can't eat.

Let's face it, it's not that there are gods who lost their lives because of eating things.

After all, this is just a small number of people, and the majority are those with strong digestion ability.

Nonsense, the reputation of Laojun's elixir has been built up bit by bit. The effect of this pill has the magical effect of turning decay into magic.

In the words of Luo Luo, it is a magical little pill!
The effect is absolutely good enough to make you wonder if life is good.

ate too much?Indigestion?Here comes a Laojun brand elixir, Leopard, why don't you eat it!
Refining magic weapons consumes too much mana?Here is a elixir of returning to the law, to ensure that you will be healthy and full of mana!

The body is getting weaker?It doesn't matter, I still look for Laojun, a pill will guarantee that you will go to the ninth heaven in one breath without panting, okay!

The most amazing thing about this old gentleman is that this marketing method is really down-to-earth.

For example now.

"Do you want to take a look at some Laojun brand pills? Make sure you feel comfortable after eating, and you will be super energetic in fighting! No ninety-eight, no ninety-eight, just ninety-eight, and the health effect will be brought home! Laojun brand pill Medicine is the most ideal gift for you to visit relatives and friends. Bring one when you meet a fairy friend, and one when you meet a little friend! Get a pot when you go to visit Xiaoxianjun or something? We are serious about Laojun making elixirs. Jun said this is the best candy, the taste is super good, the taste is exactly the same as the candy in the world, your children can taste the taste of the world without going down to earth!"

"What should you do if you become possessed? Give me a Laojun brand elixir to ensure that all your evil spirits are eliminated and your power is doubled!"

"The effect of one pot is not strong? Now it's a special price, and a pot costs only [-]. I guarantee that you will stick to the curative effect and never fall into the troubles of demons again! Don't come again if you don't miss this opportunity! Can you take a look?"

So all of Laojun's people came here to promote it?

Is this the right time for you to sell?

Luo Luo's head was full of black lines.

"Fenghuang, is this a real elixir?"

Phoenix is ​​very uncertain.

"Well, I'm not very sure. As long as you pay enough for this old gentleman, he will give you any kind of elixir you want. This uncle can't do anything about him. Who would let him have such alchemy skills? It’s super invincible, and all the retreaters are gone after talking about it! Uncle still counts on this alchemy for himself!”

Uh, that is to say, a person with great ability, does this mean that his little temper is also very big?

Do you have the ability to lose your temper?

Is this reasonable?

That's obviously unreasonable!
"Understand, understand!"

There is such a magical little pill!
I didn't plan to pay more attention to it because it was just a boring sales promotion, but the conversation between the little fairy and the old gentleman almost scared the shit out of me.

"Boss, this fox is a real Sky Fox, the identification is complete!"

"Well, then remember to ask for some fox fire! That's a good thing, the fire of the blood of the ancient gods is definitely the best catalyst for refining pills!"

"Okay, boss!"

"How much is that?"

"Just a little more pot!"

"Okay, promise to complete the mission!"

"Well, didn't that stinky phoenix hear it?"

"Eh? Boss, that guy is also Xiaofeng Jun, can't you say that?"

"Just like him, even if he eats a pot of pills, he may not be half as capable as his father, so don't worry about that pheasant!"

"I'm just asking you, did he hear it?"

Xiao Xianjun was very helpless.

What are you guys doing?
Aren't we playing Infernal Affairs?

You are an aboveboard rant, an aboveboard eavesdropping?

Feng Jun, your tail is exposed, do you really know what eavesdropping is?
You are the only one capable of being so ostentatious, right?

I really don't understand what you gods are playing?
"Boss, that guy's face looks ugly! Would you like to say it?"

"Hmph, why should that little one give you face? How much medicine did Phoenix and this fairy ask for back then? It's not just because of the little guy that this fairy has been called Laojun these years!"

"Boss? It's not a bad thing, is it? Your white hair is indeed easy to be misunderstood!"

"What does this have to do with white hair? I know that I look older, but that little Fengjun is childish, pointing at me and asking: Who is that old man with white hair? Ah? Uncle, what a ball! All the wise men of this fairy house have been ruined by that little guy!"

ha?
Can this also be blamed on him?

Brother, are you being reasonable?
Is it obvious that you look old yourself?
Dionysus watched Phoenix's face change from time to time.

"Hey, I have a pill here, do you want one?"

Elixir?

Hehehe, big brother, do you know how much he hates pills now?

"Okay, this Fengjun is the rarest to take pills. I don't know if the effect is better or not, but the taste is really delicious. It's okay. I went back and bought some to eat as candies. The taste is still the same. If you do well, that person should change his career to making candy in the future!"

Xiao Xianjun was helpless.

"Feng Jun, why are you still here?"

"Why can't Mr. Feng come here? The scenery in this place is good, I like to stay here! Do you have any opinions!"

"Okay, don't worry about that childish phoenix, you just need to get the fox fire. This is the most important thing for refining the elixir that restrains that person's cultivation. Just hurry up!"

"I don't have to struggle with a little fox like that one! Being frightened out of my wits by a guy who brews wine, I really lose the face of the gods!"

Phoenix's face darkened instantly!

Isn't it scary to make wine?
Was he afraid of being wrong?

Hehe, you are not afraid, so how many cranes in your family are missing, do you have no idea in your heart?

Isn't it just as sad?That's probably because it was eaten and disappeared!

(End of this chapter)