The cannon fodder of fast time travel has to struggle

Chapter 411 Ghost Way ([-])

"Master, there is a ghost on your head."

With a "snap", Xiang Wan slapped the little apprentice on the forehead, and said angrily, "How many times have I told you, my name is A Piao, don't keep calling it ghostly, it's in broad daylight, no ghost It also made you call out ghosts."

"But master, aren't we catching ghosts? There are no ghosts, where can we go to spread the orthodoxy and inherit the mantle of the patriarch?"

"It's the other way around, first inherit the mantle of the patriarch, and then you can spread the orthodoxy, revive Taoism, recruit disciples, and glorify the lintel..."

"Anyway, it's just the two of us left now, so it's not the same whether we say it or not."

The little apprentice rolled his eyes, he looked like he was twitching, and he didn't have the consciousness of being a disciple at all.

Without thinking about it, Xiang Wan stretched out her hand to pinch his ear, and made a 180-degree turn, insisting that the little apprentice beg for mercy before giving up.

The two were noisy all the way, and for a moment they forgot about the ghost hanging over their heads.

After entering this body for the first time, and it was a man's body again, Xiang Wan was already very calm.What she couldn't accept was that the original owner actually kidnapped a child as an apprentice, that is, Tu Hongye, a five-year-old boy who didn't respect his teacher at all.

In fact, the original owner himself is a young man of seventeen or eighteen years old, just a fledgling, just learned a little about exorcising ghosts and evil spirits, and was driven down the mountain by that unreliable old master. , Down the mountain experience.In fact, the Taoist temple lacked salt and oil, and had no rice to cook, so they couldn't afford to support him, so they found an excuse to let him fend for himself.

At that time, the old Taoist said it very nicely. He was the hope of Taoism, and thousands of years of inheritance could not be ruined in his hands.Let the original owner go out, save the world, save people, exorcise evil spirits and revive Taoism.

The original owner learned a little bit, and when he heard the old Taoist boast, he suddenly felt that there is no heaven and earth, and that he must be the master of Taoism in the future. The society cannot live without him, and he agreed with enthusiasm. The mahogany sword, which was so broken that it could not be broken any more, was put in the baggage.

The old Taoist's dry eyes suddenly filled with tears, and without saying a word, he kicked the original owner out of the gate, and dropped the bolt neatly and cleanly.

The old Taoist is distressed. The entire Taoist temple has been exchanged for food, and only the compass and mahogany sword left by the ancestors are left. I wanted to keep it as a thought, but I didn’t want to be copied by the apprentice at once. Lao Di.

It doesn't count if you copied this, but those eyes are staring at the Taoist robe on him again, can the old man not be angry?He can't just leave his trousers drooping on his crotch as soon as the apprentice goes out. If this gets out, where will he put his old face?
The old Daoist was locked, no matter how much the original owner yelled and couldn't bear it, he just blocked the door and didn't move.With his apprentice being so narrow-minded, how could he not know?I'm afraid that if he is allowed to enter again, the entire Taoist temple will have to be dismantled and taken away by him.

The original owner really felt so reluctant to the old Taoist. After all, the old Taoist is old. If something happens to him and he can't come back from the outside, wouldn't the Taoist temple have to be picked up as firewood?

The old Taoist refused to open the door, and the original owner cried a lot, so he saw the old Taoist off in advance, and went down the mountain with a broken face, thinking secretly, what else in the Taoist temple can be taken away.

After thinking about it, he finally figured out one thing. When he was about to turn around and go to get it, he saw a ragged little carrot head shouting to him: "There is a ghost on your head."

The original owner thought about it, this kid is fine, he has a bit of his authenticity, so he directly clasped the man's neck, and smacked his head three times in front of himself, which means he has accepted an apprentice.

This little apprentice has no other skills, and he can eat as much as the original owner.There are two foodies, one big and one small, and it is difficult to support themselves.So, the original owner asked the little apprentice to shout to the well-dressed people that there were ghosts on his head, and he, pretending to be an expert in the world, held a compass and a mahogany sword, and exorcised ghosts in a decent manner.Not to mention, if you meet someone who has ghosts in your heart, not only can you manage to have a full meal, but you will also get a lot of rewards afterwards.

Some people believe in doing this kind of thing, and naturally some people don't believe it.When encountering disrespectful ghosts and gods, it is considered good if they are not caught and beaten.

Therefore, the two masters and apprentices lived hungry and full.

In order to encourage the young apprentice, the original owner named him Tu Hongye, which means to show great ambitions and never forget the ancestral legacy.

The little apprentice quit. The master must have led such a glorious job, so why did he just do it alone.

The original owner's explanation was that the name was given by his master, and he was also called by him. Does anyone need to say it?Who has nothing to do by calling himself, shouting to others, and letting them work hard?
The little apprentice thought about it, this reasoning was correct, but he also felt that something was wrong.

As soon as the original owner patted him on the shoulder, he settled the matter with a meat bun. When the little apprentice reacted, the matter was settled.

Therefore, the little apprentice said that there was a ghost on the head of the master, the original owner.

At the beginning, seeing the apprentice's seriousness, the original owner really felt a little nervous, and performed a ghost exorcism ceremony for himself.

But when Tu Hongye said this for the second and third time, the original owner didn't believe it.It doesn't make sense that he didn't do anything, it's all tricks.

So, the original owner intentionally pretended to be a ghost in the middle of the night to scare the young apprentice. Unexpectedly, Tu Hongye was not afraid at all. He stared blankly at the top of his head with two black eyes, and said solemnly: "There is a ghost on your head."

The original owner was so angry that his heart was trembling, the concentration and courage of the little apprentice, compared to his master, was indeed even worse.Finding an excuse, he repaired the little apprentice severely.

Unfortunately, Xiang Wan crossed over not long after that.

At that time, Tu Hongye stared at her with dark eyes, almost startled Xiang Wan.

It is said that children can see things that adults cannot see, especially when children stare blankly at a place where there is nothing, can they not be scary?

The system reminded at that time that there was nothing around Xiang Wan, except for a little energy floating around.

What else can small energy be, Ah Piao, but she can't see it.

Now, she was convinced that the little apprentice picked up by the original owner probably had some kind of special ability to see ghosts.

But if her little apprentice told her that there was a ghost on her head all day long, no one could stand it.No, I have been asking the little apprentice to change his mouth these days, instead of talking about ghosts, he changed his name to A Piao.

If the little apprentice is disobedient, she has to fix it.

Five or six-year-old boys are much more naughty than girls.Xiang Wan chatted endlessly along the way, but the little apprentice didn't listen to a word, and turned around and asked a bunch of questions, no matter whether Xiang Wan could answer or not, his mouth was not idle anyway.

Xiang Wan is tired, not only with his mouth but also with his heart.

Tired to the extreme, she started to complain about the system, what's the matter with getting her a child if she has nothing to do.

The system was criticized so much that it went into hibernation.

In the end, Xiang Wan was left alone to face the chattering little apprentices, one head and two older.

"Master, what shall we eat later, I'm hungry."

What the hell, she's hungry too, her pocket is cleaner than her face, where can she get food, can't she grab it?

"Master, there is a ghost lying on that man's shoulder!"

Xiang Wan's eyes lit up and the food was ready.

(End of this chapter)