I'm not saying, your IQ is really bad

Chapter 495 Plan B
"Wow! Linghu Yifei, do you feel stupid after eating too much Chinese cabbage?" Li Ze stuffed an orange into his mouth after speaking.

"Let me tell you, the power I hold now is enormous!" I shook my clenched fist in front of Li Ze.

"Fox, you are not only friends with the student council president, but you also got a special pass from the student council president, but 40.00% of the students in the student council hate you, you are useless." Chen Yihao opened Watching the news on the phone.

"That proves that I am still attracting attention. Standing at the top of everyone, I will definitely experience untold hardships behind me!"

"However, you are already a sophomore in high school, and you will be a third year in high school next year. What did you do in your freshman year?" Chen Yihao sighed.

"Addicted to picking up girls." Li Ze ate a piece of orange.

"Why haven't you finished eating your oranges..."

"The me now! It's a brand new me!" I slapped the table violently, "To dominate! High school!"

"Be sober." Chen Yihao stretched out his hand and slapped my buttocks, "Do you use violence or wisdom to control hegemony with your strength? If you use violence to control hegemony, can you not count us? We are all pacifists .”

"Of course I use my brain to dominate the entire Nanxin School. I will show you a different me, and everyone in the school knows my name!" I pointed my right thumb at myself, He raised his head and flicked his bangs confidently.

"Then the whole school is your enemy..." Chen Yihao said.

"Now you feel like you're going to die with just one Huang Yuting, don't mention anything else, you've already done enough to hold down one Huang Yuting first." Li Ze raised his hands above his head and clapped his hands.

"Hey fox fox." Chen Yihao tugged on my sleeve, "Get Huang Yuting first, I feel that most people in the school will follow you."

"I actually didn't think about it at first, but I really didn't like that person named Huang Yuting. It was the first time I saw a girl who was more attractive than Yao Keying!"

Yao Keying should be sneezing somewhere at this moment.

"The foundation of Yao Keying is that she likes you, Linghu Yifei." Chen Yihao frowned.

"Then Huang Yuting also likes Linghu Yifei!" Li Ze spread his hands and shrugged his shoulders.

I slowly turned my head to look at Li Ze, "Are you sure she finds someone to hunt and kill me, does she like me?"

Li Ze's expression froze, "Maybe... this is... I love you so much that I want to kill you?!"

"It's fine to kill him." Chen Yihao put his hand on his chin, "Why do you want me to be together? I feel like my waist will be broken if I get hit a few more times, which will affect my future marriage and sex life .”

"I suggest you shut up first." This is a healthy and healthy script, which we are always led to go to the bad script, "Also, although our thinking has passed the ravages of time and has become very mature, some topics It's better to be restrained in public..."

"We are in adolescence, how do you want me to restrain myself." Li Ze stretched his waist, "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Same as above."

That time really damaged all three of our troops. If we haven't fully recovered this week, we will be powerless to struggle. Last time it was just a fluke. After we found out our position, a group of people rushed up and directly wiped out the team and overturned.

Should I go look for Huang Yuting by myself?

A head-on confrontation might implicate Chen Yihao and Li Ze. Now that she is willing to pay someone to beat me up, it can be seen how much she hates me.

I seem to have another idea to deal with the plastic surgery monster.

"I have a way." But I need Li Ze and Chen Yihao to cooperate with me, "This idea is very dangerous, so you two have to assist me."

"What do you want to do? Pretend to be a ghost and scare Huang Yuting to death?" Li Ze's eyes widened and the corners of his mouth curled up.

"If I don't scare myself to death before scaring Huang Yuting to death by pretending to be a ghost, I think this plan is very successful." I nodded in agreement with Li Ze's words.

This joking remark gave him more confidence, since he was still clapping at me, with all kinds of hints in his eyes, he clenched his fist and patted his heart, pointed at me, and said you understand all over his face.

"Wait a minute."

Chen Yihao stretched out his hand and shook it in front of me. Li Ze and I looked at him at the same time. He was silent for a long time. Li Ze and I had been staring at him for almost a minute. He slowly withdrew his hand Go, said softly: "Okay, I perfectly forgot what I was going to say just now, you two continue to quarrel."

"Is the reason why you called to stop just now is to let the two of us stop to look at you?" Li Ze picked up a box of chrysanthemum tea from my desk, biting the straw, "What did you just say?"

"Didn't the big fox say that he has a good plan?" Chen Yihao said.

"My plan is the same as before." I smiled confidently.

before?What have I done before?Wait a minute have I done this before?It seems that there is or there is no way to think about it, no matter how much it is, first determine the plan or something.

Chen Yihao pulled my sleeve. He looked at me in horror and said, "You don't mean that you want to influence Huang Yuting with love, do you? Come on, brother, look at what you did last time! Yao Keying's stall Thing, the black history of our entire junior high school!"

"What? You want to mess with Yao Keying!?"

Wait, Li Ze seems to have completely missed the point of what Chen Yihao said...

"You have to imagine that Huang Yuting's plastic surgery monster came over with a whole army. We couldn't resist at all. You know that bunch of big guys. If you make a wrong move next time, Li Ze and I won't fight. Speaking of which, what are you going to do alone? Huang Yuting knows the truth, are you sure she will let you go? And hey, the school is so small, can you beat Huang Yuting?"

"What?! You want me to hate Huang Yuting?!!"

Li Ze is not on a channel at all, because Chen Yihao's speech is too long for him to listen to, and the intercepted sentences are not the point, where is his own point...

I sighed, reached out and patted Li Ze on the shoulder, and said, "Actually..." I looked up and saw that it was Li Ze, who looked at me in disbelief, "Sorry, I shot the wrong person. "I turned around and reached out to pat Chen Yihao on the shoulder, and sighed again.

"Fox, don't you forget the time in junior high school?" Chen Yihao frowned, and there was only a little panic in his eyes, "People are chasing and killing people every day, and they will hire people to come in here in high school." , I don’t agree with your use of love to generate electricity, it’s best to give up.”

"Who said I want to avoid problems with Huang Yuting." I immediately refuted Chen Yihao's words.

"Wow!!" Li Ze exclaimed, "Could it be that you are going to have sex with Huang Yuting..."

"Get lost!" I interrupted Li Ze's words in seconds, "Whoever wants to follow her, I don't mean this."

"Then which one are you referring to?" Chen Yihao was puzzled.

"I'll have an affair with her." I raised the corners of my mouth confidently. I don't know what I'm laughing at. Anyway, I usually raise the corners of my mouth when I speak. If I don't raise the corners of my mouth, I feel that I can't make a sound, especially Some throat-depressing.

Li Ze's facial features were crowded together, his eyes were narrowed into a slit, and he looked at me with extreme disgust, and said, "You used to have such a strong taste, did Lin Feishuang be scared away by some strange habits of yours, such as some Punishment games, you are actually a pervert shaking S or something."

"I suggest that you don't get involved in the topic, I'm afraid I'll tear your mouth apart." I looked at Li Ze coldly, Li Ze just laughed awkwardly a few times.

"I won't reveal your hobbies." Li Ze said.

"I strangled..."

"Hey fox fox." Chen Yihao hugged my waist, "Now is not the time to kill Li Ze, let's think about the next plan?"

plan?In fact, I only remembered this plan when my head suddenly became hot. It is not a plan, but it can only be regarded as my personal idea at best.

Huang Yuting, I don't know where to start. She is indeed somewhat similar to Yao Keying, who had a second-year illness in junior high school, but Yao Keying is not as strong as her self-centeredness. But there is beauty.

But Huang Yuting just...

Forget it, I feel that her facial plastic surgery is not perfect. It seems that the shaved bones of her Chinese character face have not been finished. I can’t look at the calves that are twice the size of my legs. Everyday makeup is beautiful. , but the moment she tied her hair up, I really wanted to see Xiqiao Dabing, I was a little insulted Xiqiao Dabing, sorry, I really can't find an adjective.

Others say that fat people are kind.I finally saw a fat guy beyond other people's understanding. Why is this guy so perverted? I often see the punishment on the school bulletin board. It's really amazing why she is still in school.

The background is stable!

"By the way, what is Yao Keying doing recently?" Li Ze asked while drinking chrysanthemum tea.

Li Ze was simply the terminator of my thinking, and interrupted all the premise of my whole set of analytical thinking at once. He could obviously ask Chen Yihao why he had to hit my arm.

"Yao Keying is going to school just like us." I sighed.

"Then is she very busy?" Li Ze said, "Didn't you say that she is your partner company? Or the boss, why are the people around me so powerful? I finally found out one day that I am a piece of shit. , but the aura of the protagonist will always be on me, don’t you think so?” Li Ze smiled, revealing the small canine tooth on his left upper tooth.

"She's been very busy recently, I don't seem to have any news about her..." I reached out to touch my trouser pocket, and then rummaged through the table.

Well, I forgot about my phone falling into the toilet spout again...

"Are you going to talk to Huang Yuting directly today?" Chen Yihao stared at his computer screen, "Shall I call her for you?"

"Calling her?" I wondered, "Calling who?"

"Call Huang Yuting, don't you want to change your plan and say you want to capture Huang Yuting? Use your beauty to capture Huang Yuting or something." After finishing speaking, Chen Yihao stretched out his right hand to stroke the bangs in front of his forehead, and raised his eyebrows at me .

"I just thought this way would be better." Keeping an affair with her might be good for the three of us. Not only can she give me backup, but she won't make trouble for me, but she will be misunderstood. many.

But doesn't she also want to sever ties with me?Let's just sever the relationship and let me, Linghu Yifei, let go completely and want to dominate the entire Nanxin High School? !

No matter what way she looks at me now, she will never return to the previous relationship. She turned around and walked the other way when she saw me several times. She didn't see my lost expression at all, or she ignored it.

Walking towards her, I wanted to muster up the courage to say hello, but I just couldn't lift my hands up, and I just couldn't turn my head to see her figure, so I just let her pass by my side.

Enough is enough, really enough...

I still live my own life, she lives her life, I wasted so much of her youth, I know she can't forget me in her heart, maybe she still has resentment, but I'm sorry, I really There is no way and no confidence to save you again.

The harm I have suffered since then will be regarded as compensation for you...

All the emotional hurts you will suffer next are also compensation for you.

"Then I should find someone to contact Huang Yuting?" Chen Yihao picked up his phone.

"No need. She will come to me by herself." The corner of my mouth raised a beautiful arc, and I pressed Chen Yihao's hand that raised the phone.

"You are so willing to..."

"Linghu Yifei! Someone is looking for you!!" The student who walked in from the front door of the classroom shouted.

"Damn it, Linghu Yifei is going out to buy lottery tickets this week!" Li Ze stood up excitedly and slammed my back.

"Cough cough cough..." I felt as if everything I had eaten would be spit out again. I stood up slowly, walked out of my seat, and confidently gave Chen Yihao and Li Ze a thumbs up. way responded to me.

Alright, I'm going to walk out of the classroom gracefully, and then use my charming appearance to completely sink Huang Yuting into my beauty!

I walked to the front door of the classroom, held the doorknob, and took a deep breath.

All right!

I forcefully opened the front door of the classroom with my right hand, leaned my left elbow on the door frame of the front door, brushed my bangs with my right hand, stretched out my hand and pulled the neckline of the school uniform again, and smiled evilly at the corner of my mouth. Looking at the person in front of him, he lowered his voice and said, "Are you looking for me?"

"Are you crazy? Linghu Yifei." Yao Keying looked at me indifferently.

"..." My expression dropped instantly, and I looked at Yao Keying blankly.

"You have a reason for being crazy." The contempt and disgust in Yao Keying's eyes has successfully turned into an arrow that pierced my heart.

"Listen to me to explain..." How could Yao Keying appear in my school, walk into the school, and walk to the door of my classroom? !

(End of this chapter)