I'm not saying, your IQ is really bad

Chapter 553 Meaningless Change and Her

"Buzz—" the phone rang.

I took out my mobile phone from my trouser pocket, it was Yao Keying calling, after I got through, she said a bunch of things that I didn't listen to, I waited for her to finish speaking: "Yao Keying, from now on I am no longer Linghu Yifei .”

"Fart you!" Yao Keying roared angrily, "Be sober, old lady! I'm so busy with work that you tell me you're not Linghu Yifei, who would believe you!"

No, even if it's embarrassing, I have to finish what I want to say: "From now on, I'm yours..."

"You open your WeChat to read your messages within three seconds, or I'll hit you every time I see you!"

beep - beep -

"Did you just say that I am your You Lemei?" Chen Yihao reached out to grab my arm and supported his body.

"Go!" I shook off his hand.

Yao Keying hasn't changed at all...

"I can laugh about Linghu Yifei for a whole year hahahahahahaha!!" Li Ze laughed as he leaned on the railing of the corridor. Yifei!"

"Fart you!" Chen Yihao immediately responded to Li Ze, and the two continued to be immersed in hahaha.

I was pointing to the WeChat message in my hand to reply to the big and small things of the company, and silently swore in my heart: These two people can't stay, they must be braised or steamed! !
Alas... so many things are mixed together now, it is also a technical job to find a way out to bypass all the forks perfectly...

"Hey, Linghu Yifei, do you really change your mind and want to fall in love with Yao Keying again?" Li Ze came forward and put his arm on my shoulder.

I shrugged my shoulders and rubbed his hand off my shoulders, "Before you were the ones who said not to talk to Yao Keying, and now you are the ones who said not to talk to Lin Feishuang, it's really shit and you pee and shit you."

"Hey! How did you talk!" Chen Yihao looked serious, "Don't put me in the shit category anyway! You have to choose one of the two, I'd rather not be shit..."

"Damn it!? Is there anyone like you who grabs the seat first?" Li Ze's eyes widened.

Why should I play with these two people? ? ?How can I play with such two people?

"Let's not talk about this first." I tried to interrupt their dispute about which of them was shit, "Li Ze, didn't you want to chase that junior sister? Don't leave such regrets after staying in the vocational high school for the third year, you I'll help you with whatever you want..."

"Which one?" Li Ze looked at me suspiciously with his right eye squeezed as if he had woken up from a dream, "Which junior you mean is so perverted and wants to chase me?"

what……

My head is a bit big because of their stupid answers, let me help my forehead first.

"Oh! Could it be the junior who said he wanted to have sex with you last time? Since you've been hiding your identity for so long? We won't discriminate against you, so tell me earlier! Let me stay away from you, okay?! "Chen Yihao pointed at Li Ze in horror, stepping back unconsciously.

Both of them I really want to bake them on the spot...

"Interrupt!" Chen Yihao took out a yellow post-it note from the pocket of his school uniform jacket, "This is given to me by a younger brother, I can tell you the information written on it simply and clearly, he..."

Seeing Chen Yihao paused for so long, I turned my head and glanced at him, "Him?"

"..."

"What is he going to do?" I frowned and looked at him, Li Ze also put down his phone and looked at Chen Yihao.

"..." Chen Yihao didn't say anything, and his expression didn't change at all.

Li Ze stretched out his hand and waved it in front of Chen Yihao, but Chen Yihao didn't respond, but was stunned for a longer time.

what?Could it be recalling what the junior brother told him?I turned my head and leaned against the corridor guardrail, and Li Ze looked down at the phone again.

"He wants to fight you to the death."

"Fuck!" Li Ze was so frightened that the phone slipped from his hand and fell to the ground.

"Oh my god, I was scared to death..." I touched my heart, "Damn, can you stop pausing for so long..."

"Think about this!" Chen Yihao opened the yellow post-it note, "It says when and which classroom will fight you to the death. I heard that this junior has just entered the first year of high school."

I reached out and took the post-it note that Chen Yihao was holding. The neatly written words looked like they were printed out by a printer:

See you in the studio on the seventh floor at [-]:[-]pm
"So? What else did he tell you?" I neatly folded the paper back into a small square and put it in my coat pocket.

"It's gone." Chen Yihao was expressionless, and after he paused for two seconds, he suddenly raised the corner of his mouth, "Could it be the same as the senior brother last time, seeing how you suffer, and want to spend a good night with you What?!"

"Put away that wretched smile of yours." I sighed, and looked at Chen Yihao with a hollow look in my eyes, "I'm used to it."

Li Ze, who finally checked his precious mobile phone, said, "Are you used to spending good nights with other men? Do you pay attention to me? I dangle in my underwear on the bed opposite you every day. Don't you feel anything when you see mine?!" Li Ze was gesticulating in the air with his hands.

"No." Chen Yihao and I said in unison.

"You don't even know the most basic skills of men... I hope you can go to the male hospital with me..."

"Go back." I let go of the guardrail and walked towards the dormitory, "Let's take a shower tonight before going to eat." The communication between the teaching building and the boys' dormitory is also very good. If you forget something, you can run back and get it. This sigh also sighs It's been two and a half years.

"Fox, have you ever thought about changing your image or the way you speak?" Chen Yihao followed behind me.

"Don't think about the way of doing things, you can have the way of speaking." I lowered my head and swipe my phone.

If the way of doing things has to be changed, the operation of the whole company will have to be done all over again. That kind of deliberate change will bother me very much.Besides, from Monday to Friday, Yao Keying is implementing the plan I left behind. If I suddenly change, she may come to me on the road with a knife now.

"Then it will be like this tomorrow? It may not be so poisonous to speak like this, and use another voice!"

"You're not full of dirty ideas, are you..."

I have a bad feeling...
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"Ah, I'm sorry." Junior sister bumped into my right shoulder, and she immediately bent down to apologize to me.

"It's okay, but are you injured?" I bent down, lowered my voice and looked at this junior sister slightly.

"I, I, I'm fine." She was a little frightened at first, and a little redness soon appeared on her cheeks.

"I'll be a little bit sorry if I hit you and hurt you." I looked away in frustration.

"It's okay, it's okay." She waved her hand immediately, "Brother, I have something to do..." She lowered her head shyly and wriggled her body, "Let's talk again when we have a chance." She immediately left the scene with small steps, Don't forget to wave to me.

"Okay." I also waved at her back.

Tell me...

By the way, why do I have to look like this? !

"Is this what you said about changing your image?!"

"Hahahahahahaha!!" Li Ze finally couldn't hold back his laughter.

"I think it's pretty good." Chen Yihao looked at me expressionlessly.

"It's not good at all, is it?" I sighed. "Aren't you afraid of being caught by someone who speaks like a professional?"

"I think you are too polite, I have never seen you before." Li Ze nodded seriously, "Pfft."

You fucking laughed out loud... Are you mocking me if you answer the question seriously?
"But I don't think there is any problem with this choice?!" Chen Yihao nodded seriously in response.

Is there any magical misunderstanding about the way you two talk?Why does it seem to me that both of you are playing tricks on me?From the perspective of one or two experiments, I think it is completely unnecessary, right?

"I think it's okay."

"Do I have to maintain this image forever?" Why do I feel like they are perfunctory to me?Playing around with me for fun?
The two of them froze for a moment.

"Let's go, let's go eat."

Chen Yihao completely ignored my question, he must be laughing at me in his heart.Seeing that I am so angry and my eyes are red may be the fun of the two of them, so why should I continue to do things with them? If I can accomplish things by myself, then I can live alone...

"I," I gasped, "I won't eat."

"Eh?" Li Ze stopped and looked back at me, "You were the one who said he wanted to eat just now? I don't believe I'm not hungry now."

"It's nothing. I just suddenly don't want to eat." Maybe I'm really like a clown.

How did this idea come about?

Don't know?
Is it because you've been in too much of a mood lately?
"What are you thinking?" Chen Yihao turned back and stood in front of me when he saw that the situation was not right, "We didn't mean to laugh at you, we just thought you changed too quickly and couldn't adapt." Chen Yihao smiled, he bent With eyebrows and eyes, the curved peach blossom eyes have sunlight scattered by the shade of trees, which looks like stars are put into the eyes.

"You're not ugly, how can you stick to it...cough cough, I'm troubled." It's me who has too many things, and I always think about things from a sad angle, of course it will make the negative energy accumulate more and more Duo, "I don't really want to eat, you go and eat."

"Then eat hot and sour noodles." Li Ze smiled happily, took my wrist and walked away, "Don't believe me if you have all these things!"

"Where did the school get the hot and sour noodles! You fucking lied to me??"

Next...

I was just dragged to line up for the special meal window and came back with a bowl of noodles. Li Ze sat next to me, pointing to the bowl of soup noodles with a little bit of spicy oil on the side, and the bits and pieces of sour on the noodles. beans, and said excitedly: "Look! This is hot and sour powder! I didn't lie to you!!"

"Calm down! Linghu Yifei murdered and violated the law!" Chen Yihao put his arms around my waist, and the fork in my hand was about to poke into Li Ze's eyes.

"Why don't you fucking say this is snail powder?!" I tried to struggle away. Chen Yihao's beating skills that have imprisoned me for the past few years are upgrading every day, and I can't get rid of it even if I struggle to death.

"Sure! Look, there are bamboo shoots!" Li Ze dodged my attack, while picking up the bamboo shoots in my bowl with his chopsticks, "I just don't know if it's delicious or not."

"I……"

"Calm down, brother!" Chen Yihao pulled me to sit down, "Don't be disrespectful!"

"What kind of dignity do I want for a fucking meal!" I was stunned for a moment, "I'm not a royal family, what kind of dignity do I want?"

"But judging from your current situation, many junior sisters think you are single, so you can attract more girls, and then Li Ze and I can choose slowly..."

I understand... You want me to treat people like this so that I can show you pretty girls...

In my opinion, this little cleverness is inexplicably a little... a little disgusting.

"Okay." I put the fork back into the bowl, "Anyway, there are not many days when we can see girls together, and while there is still the next six months, we will..."

"Hey!! Don't say anything sad." Li Ze reached out and patted my shoulder, "We still have half a year to pick up girls, right? Hahahaha!!"

"Hmm..." I raised my eyes to look at Li Ze, but I saw Lin Feishuang walking behind him. I was stunned for a moment, but my eyes met.

Xu Jing pointed at me and yelled: "Okay! It turns out that the reason Lin Feishuang likes Liang Junhao is because you, a scumbag, want to pick up other girls! In vain, I once wanted to help you! Bah!!"

"Don't spout blood!" Chen Yihao slammed the table and stood up.

The dining hall was too noisy, and Chen Yihao's slap on the table failed to attract the attention of passing students, so the momentum was much weaker.

"What blood spitting!" Xu Jing's violent temper was immediately activated by Chen Yihao, "Do you think I don't know how many girls this Linghu Yifei has hooked up with in school, is he so good-looking? That little flowery heart You can see it at a glance!"

I didn't listen to the confrontation between Chen Yihao and Xu Jing, but I could see Lin Feishuang lowered her eyes, her expression was cold, she stared at me, the corners of her mouth trembled slightly, she opened her mouth and said with mouth shape: see information.

See information?My phone didn't ring any messages. When she said that, I took out my phone from my clothes pocket even more excitedly, looking for the message she said. Li Ze sat at the table opposite me and sighed deeply. , I opened the chat software one by one, opened her chat page, nothing... nothing...

I looked up and was about to look over, "Om—"

information?Is this the message she gave me?
This information interface was still sent by text message on my mobile phone. I opened the message, and two clear and eye-catching words read:

Rubbish
(End of this chapter)