I'm not saying, your IQ is really bad

Chapter 560 Calm analysis?Can't analyze it.

What kind of wonderful journey is this?Since that good-looking girl just now is Sima Zhen?

"Are you sure it's Sima Zhen who can't catch up with you with long legs?" I reconfirmed.

"Yes." Li Ze nodded seriously.

"Damn it..." I looked at Li Ze in horror, "I feel something is wrong..."

"What's wrong?" Li Ze asked, "Do you think someone deliberately operated in secret?"

I looked up at Li Ze, and sighed deeply, "Someone is going to mess with the three of us."

Li Ze laughed out loud after hearing this, and said, "Aren't you kidding me? Come again, we've had so much shit in the past two years, big fox, I suggest you take back your words , you have been slapped a lot recently." Li Ze patted my face with a smile.

"I'm serious..." I stared at Li Ze with dead eyes.

"Your seriousness doesn't seem convincing to me." Li Ze smiled, his smile quickly subsided, and his expression lost immediately, "I didn't expect Sima Zhen to like you, no wonder she can run away so fast. So happy." Li Ze sighed again after speaking, and shook his head.

But why do I feel that Sima Zhen doesn't really like me? From any point of view, she has never expressed the slightest interest in anyone. Maybe her lack of interest in boys is also a problem.

"Big fox, you see she sent me a message again, what should I reply to her?!" Chen Yihao rushed out of the classroom, holding his mobile phone and yelling.

I almost forgot that there was Chen Yihao, a retarded man who fell in love... Ah no, an infatuated man.

"You are already weighing more than 100 pounds. It's time for you to learn to be self-reliant and how to answer the questions of beautiful girls." I patted him on the shoulder meaningfully, "Think clearly before telling her what you will eventually do. approach her step by step, and tell her, what do you want to do with her!?"

"I want to be with her..."

"Yes, what do you want with her! Say it out loud!"

"I want to give her a baby!!"

"..."

Wait a minute, did my ears just have tinnitus?But Chen Yihao looked at me happily again. I just heard him talking about giving birth to that junior sister. Is the role a bit reversed? Let’s not talk about whether the roles are reversed. You haven't even closed your little hand, you're about to have a baby, you...

"Did you give birth to a child with chrysanthemums?" Li Ze looked at Chen Yihao suspiciously.

"Didn't Baidu say that the pain of giving birth to a child is unbearable for ordinary people? Wouldn't she be very grateful to me for letting me bear this pain for her? Then I have decided, I want me to give birth to her child!" Chen Yihao firmly He looked at Li Ze with his eyes.

This guy is a guy who only got [-] points in the junior high school biology exam. Does he think he is some kind of creature that he conceived and produced himself...

"Oh no." Li Ze was successfully taken away by Chen Yihao, "Do you have you?"

Since this kind of implicit question can be understood by others, since it came from Li Ze's mouth, I'm so surprised...

Chen Yihao didn't realize what Li Ze was talking about. He frowned and looked at Li Ze in puzzlement, "What do I have? Of course I do!"

"what?!!"

Li Ze looked at Chen Yihao in shock, he stretched out his hand and pulled my cuff, he stared at me with incredible eyes, I know what you want to express, but don't get excited first, he is normal male, and there are only things that boys should have, otherwise he would have failed the physical examination, and his gender would have been written as "嬲"...

"Why are you looking at me with such unbelievable eyes?" Chen Yihao frowned, and said loudly indignantly: "Don't you have it too?!"

"Huh?!" Li Ze exclaimed again.

"Isn't it?" Chen Yihao began to look at me, as if praying for an answer from me.

Come on, big brother, I don't want to join your topic at all, so you can't let me go? !ah? ?
"No." I looked at Chen Yihao with a blank expression on my face.No matter how intense your inner thoughts are, you still have to keep calm in real life.

"Do you think my body can't bear the pain that is against the sky?!"

"It's not that you can't bear it, it's that you don't have the qualifications to bear it at all." I can't stand it any longer. Is this child blinded by love and has a cognitive obstacle?

"If you don't try it, how do you know I can't do it?!"

"You haven't even had a chance to try."

"How is it possible?" Chen Yihao stared at Li Ze with wide eyes, "You are mocking me for not being able to catch girls, you think this kind of future is impossible, right?!"

It’s not that I don’t want you to think about the future, but it’s really impossible for you to do things like this...Let me think about how to make this child want to return to the real world. Lack of talents like him, "Maybe there will be such a technology in the future that will allow men to have children..." It is true that scientists' imaginations cannot be ruled out.

"So great?" Li Ze looked at me with sharp eyes.

"..." You were the most vigorous in your opposition just now, why is the camp back now?So what should I, a person in the neutral camp, do?
Chen Yihao looked serious, probably the three of them had been silent in the corridor for a long time, Chen Yihao's tightly locked brows suddenly loosened, and he said in surprise, "Eh? No, how could I..."

Have you come back to your senses? This person has finally come to his senses...

"Then I'm all awake now, let's go back to the classroom and sit down." My back hurts like hell when I was talking standing up, so hurry up and find a place for my butt to "land".

They are young and promising. My body, who is younger than them, has entered middle age earlier. I am so overwhelmed by work every day that I have no way to breathe. I also talk about pursuing that Yao Keying who is often suppressed by work. I'm working all my time, last time it happened like an accident...

Wait a minute, I still remember those things even now.

I haven't thought about the two of them clearly, and now I can't reason it out. If it is my problem, I can reason it to those two people (Liang Junhao and Luo Le), and now I have no evidence to point to them. Shouting is something you did, a normal person would be confused...

Oh, no, those two people are not normal people.

I lay on the table and stretched my waist, and I could hear the bones in my waist cracking.

Chen Yihao sat back on his seat, looked up at the ceiling and sighed, he glanced at me, "Linghu Yifei, when do you think I will become the cashier that even single dogs hate?"

I suggest you don't think about it, because I also have the urge to beat you to death now, and there are things like throwing dog food next door.

Supporting my body with my arms from the table, I held my chin with my right hand and looked at Chen Yihao, "How do you think your progress is now?"

"It's so hard to explain..." Chen Yihao finally opened the chat interface of the phone and handed it to me, "I don't understand, let's take a look."

Taking his mobile phone, I asked him again if I could watch it, and he kept nodding his head to confirm yes, no matter what I did, I had to ask the owner of the mobile phone first, the right to privacy would prevent me from just jioing in.

start a bit...

how to say……

Their conversation was a bit... One side was enthusiastic and the other side was indifferent. When the topics intersected, they each talked about their own, and they never responded to each other's feelings. This kind of relationship developed into a relationship where friends hurt each other.

"Do you want to..." I slowly handed the phone back to Chen Yihao, "Change the way you speak?"

"Then how do you chat with Yao Keying on weekdays?" Chen Yihao asked.

"On weekdays..." I began to reach out to find where my phone was, and found a square-shaped object in the pocket of my coat. I took out a school card, and I muttered about my phone while searching myself like a carpet Any corner of the body, and then touch the phone.

Unlocking the phone and opening Yao Keying's chat interface, I waved my hand and asked Chen Yihao to come over and take a look. I thought I could educate him confidently and let him see what is the real way to chat to attract girls' attention, and then I saw that is……

I enthusiastically wanted to chat with Yao Keying about something, but in the end, Yao Keying's replies were all extremely indifferent, some replied with "oh" in one word, and some even sent an emoticon pack perfunctorily, and the topic changed instantly When it comes to serious work, there is no feeling of romance at all.

"Why do I feel that you are worse than me?" Chen Yihao said.

"This..." The confidence and arrogance I had just now were even mixed with arrogance and unrestrained emotions. Now that I think about it, I want to strangle myself a minute ago, "I want to show you that you still have I hope~ Look at me, my opponent is so tough, I can persist so hard, life is all about persistence!"

"But I feel that the direction of my efforts seems to be crooked..." Chen Yihao sighed.

"Uh..." Wait a minute, my vocabulary has not been updated so quickly, my mind is blank now, should I step on you again or encourage you.

"Man, there are always two or three times like eating shit, and then you will be lucky again, trust me!" Li Ze sat on the empty seat next to Chen Yihao, reached out and patted him on the shoulder, "Look at me, don't I also have no girlfriend~ Aren't I just happy, happy and carefree, whoever I want to see, whoever I want to see, whoever I want to moleste!"

"The direction you encourage is crooked..." is really crooked to the right.

"Then crooked, crooked all the way, come back if you want to break it back, how will you know the taste if you don't try it?!"

How do I feel... Li Ze seems to be trying to persuade Chen Yihao to try "there are always two or three times I have eaten shit with him"? ? ?
"Come on! I said something, do you feel that the front is bright?!" Li Ze raised his hand and drew an arc in the air, looking up with tears in his eyes, looking only at the blackboard That's it, there's nothing special over there...

Chen Yihao suddenly came back to his senses, "But I haven't started yet, why do you say that I'm going to end? I decided to confess to this girl tomorrow!"

"Wait a minute!" I immediately interrupted, "Impulse is the devil! You haven't..." I suddenly paused, what if this junior sister is a face controler?But most of them are face-controlling. Chen Yihao is not bad looking, and he doesn’t look like a passer-by in every way. It’s just that he has become more and more decadent after entering the animation major. In the past, he would still do his hair and pay attention to his image in junior high school. Now they are getting more and more decadent like me.

"I haven't yet?" Chen Yihao looked at me suspiciously.

"I see." Li Ze laughed twice, and he put his hand on Chen Yihao's shoulder, "What Linghu Yifei means is that you haven't tried eating shit, so you have to taste it before you eat it." Can……"

"You can shut up." Chen Yihao looked indifferent, and immediately interrupted Li Ze, "I know how to proceed with the next thing, but you, the girl who confessed to Linghu Yifei just now is Sima Zhen, Since you have nothing to do?"

"No, I've heard his heart click several times."

"Yes, I can see his color is gradually fading." Chen Yihao reached out and touched Li Ze's clothes, "It's about to turn into ashes and be blown away by the wind."

"It's not that exaggerated, okay?!"

What I can't see right now is that Li Ze and Chen Yihao's qualifications are much better than mine in terms of appearance and height, so why have I gotten so many confessions in the past two years? It's because I usually Did you stand out too much in school and become noticeable?But I didn't wash my hair with Head & Shoulders, why is it so outstanding?
Shouldn't it be the same law as the second disease in junior high school, no matter what you look like, as long as you are outstanding enough, there will be a bunch of suitors flocking to you, nothing, just because you are outstanding; wow!Then I am not bad looking, but I am so outstanding, don't I enjoy the same treatment as a star? !
They can automatically make up their own brains, walking in the corridor, gently waving to the fans on the left and right, the whole body is glittering with special effects of [-] cents, even the smile is in the eyes of others, there will be a star at the corner of the mouth ah……

Thinking about it this way, I feel a little mentally retarded...

The way to become a "heartbeater" is too simple and rude, and I am in a state that I can't understand.

Skip this question first. Li Ze and Chen Yihao have been arguing over who is sadder. From their words and deeds, I can only see that they want to strangle each other in the next second. Before that, I I wanted to say a word to stop their behavior, so I put my hand between the two of them and said, "Listen to me."

They froze and focused on me.

"You two are hot chickens!"

(End of this chapter)