I'm not saying, your IQ is really bad

Chapter 588 Chen Yihao's show operation

I'm not sure if that guy will come over, but the three of us ate food and squatted in the studio to eat, it was too much.But having said that, I just mentioned the time of 01:30 in the afternoon. Others don't have the concept of arriving early. Chen Yihao said that the girl will definitely come early and will tidy up her appearance, but I didn't notice it.

"Hic—" Li Ze spread his legs, and Yang Tian burped towards the ceiling fan, "I'm full."

"I'm full too." I put down the spoon and covered the lunch box, "Can you give me your lunch box? I'll go out and wash the lunch box."

"Don't!" The rice Chen Yihao was chewing spewed out, Li Ze touched his cheek and took the rice grains off, "At this time, we can't walk around!! And we can't make too much noise!!!!"

"Your volume can penetrate my eardrum." I dug out the ear hole with my left finger, "Do you have any magical ideas to say?"

"There is a reason why I closed the curtains to prevent the outside from seeing the inside. Although this is a studio that can be entered through the windows anytime and anywhere, sometimes it is the best date place for young lovers. Look at the windows here. There is no curtain in one place, and look around, not a single camera here is a studio transformed from the most ordinary classroom!" Chen Yihao stood up from his chair, walked to the back of the classroom, and patted the neatly stacked Tables, "Don't you think these four tables are weird? Why is one stacked on top and one below, and these four tables are so flat and smooth, even without dust?"

"Ah?" Just when I was about to express my doubts, I saw Li Ze showing an extremely obscene smile beside him, and even bent his eyes to wink at me. The expression on his face said you understand, he wanted to say There are often young couples here who mean to have sex here, right?

Chen Yihao sighed, walked over and put his arms around my shoulders, "I've been here for almost three years, there are some things that don't need to be explained, we all know it in our hearts! When will we introduce more elementary school girls to us?? No Hiding those elementary school girls, let us experience the fun of this table in the last days."

I reached out and patted the back of his hand vigorously, and he immediately withdrew his hand, "Didn't you say that you only want to study? Why do you do this kind of thing with such a heartless person?"

"Just kidding, just kidding." Chen Yihao said with a smile, "Isn't this a specially chosen place? That kind of little bastard will definitely be included in the set. Let's mess with him and let him say something."

"But you..."

Chen Yihao took out a small Bluetooth headset from his trouser pocket, "Isn't it great!? I asked Liang Sisi to say a few words in advance, it was very exciting, just press the play button, and we will be there then Just put a mobile phone video in the drawing board, isn’t this a great proposal.”

"I'll go!" Li Ze jumped up and snatched the Bluetooth speaker from Chen Yihao's hand, "Where do you hide such a powerful treasure?"

"What a wonderful baby, this is my favorite little speaker, and I'm going to die if I sacrifice it to play voice there." Chen Yihao snatched the speaker back from Li Ze again, "How about a fox? Isn't it? Do you think my ingenuity is as good as yours?" He raised his eyebrows at me and raised the corners of his mouth.

"Okay, okay." I waved my hand, where did they learn the coquettish operation, and it was the first time I felt that the operation of the two of them was even more coquettish than mine, "Then now..."

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I hurriedly took out my phone, it was Yooner calling, maybe some unsolvable problem appeared again, "Hello, what's the matter?" My tone was cold, I was afraid that she would turn on the loudspeaker and there would be people around. Other employees are listening.

"Today there are reporters blocking the door again, because there are too many paparazzi, Mr. Yao accidentally fell down."

"Are you okay?" Yuner's tone was very calm, so there should be nothing serious, "Where is she now? Why are there reporters blocking the door? Yuri never allows reporters to enter the hall."

"Boss Yao is fine, the bodyguards around him are well-protected, and there is no physical injury, but when I came back, my clothes were pulled by some reporters, those paparazzi were too rampant, and the bodyguards followed into the lobby... "

"What?!" My volume suddenly became louder, "How is she now? Can I talk to her?"

"Don't worry Mr. Ling, it's well protected, and no one has photographed the white underwear inside."

"Pfft—" Then how do you know what color it is, no, why did you tell me the color?

"Don't worry here, or you can come and have a look directly, I don't mind at all."

I feel that this secretary is a bit conspiratorial, and I even feel that the maids are operating secretly behind the scenes. After all, Grandpa no longer tells me what there is and what is not, but the person who does what he says, treats me It will be a matter of time before he kicks out of Linghu's house...

"Fox, what's wrong?" Chen Yihao lowered his voice and asked beside me.

I just responded to him with an apologetic smile, and he nodded willingly and left, "I have some things to deal with at school here. I'll rush back tonight, just don't let the wind leak. Just help me contact my maid to come pick me up, and let her A small car like that will do.”

"I see, President Ling."

After I pressed the hang-up button, I put the phone back into my pocket. In a few days, I will have my graduation report. At this time, I will gather at the entrance of the company. Looking for the little sand sculpture elementary school boy who caught us, I really became one and two big.

"There is movement." Li Ze suddenly stood up and approached the door, leaning against the door to listen to the voices outside.

And Chen Yihao and I looked at the shadow refracted by the window near the corridor very calmly. There was indeed someone, and I felt that he should be the target person, right?

Li Ze tugged at the corner of my clothes, and talked to me with his mouth what to do.

You didn't look domineering just now, but now you come here and ask me what to do?

The point is that the three of us should recognize that guy without any accidents. If he is the target of dispatch, he should have a good memory of the appearance of Chen Yihao and Li Ze, but I just met once, I don’t have many characteristics, and this school Boys are generally short in height.

I knelt down and pulled the clothes of the two of them down to signal them to squat down too, "I have a way. I'll go out pretending to clean up." I pointed to the broom and garbage shovel behind the front door, "Then you go out through the back door. Well, if he wants to come in, he will definitely talk to me and tell me not to close the door, although the back door is the end, I will try my best to attract his attention and look in my direction."

"Is it okay?" Chen Yihao frowned and looked at me with squinted eyes.

"Oh, it's okay if you can't." Li Ze replied.

"Yeah. Sure." The three of us stood up at the same time, and I picked up the broom towards the door.

Chen Yihao came over and pulled my clothes, and said in a low voice: "He should still remember you, do you want to change clothes?"

"Change..." Speaking of which, I have a way...

I put down the broom, messed up my hair and made bangs straight, took out my glasses from my school uniform pocket, put them on, zipped up my coat to my chest, looked up at them confidently, they applauded silently , and even squeezed the facial features to let me feel their admiration for me.

In fact, I don’t think I need to admire it so much. At this moment, I feel like two Shrek monsters are winking at me, and they are still applauding silently. Instead, I feel terrified.

I stared at the moving shadow on the curtain and began to walk towards the front door. I held the broom and garbage shovel, and started to give instructions to Chen Yihao and Li Ze at the back door, making them open the door faster than me by [-] Seconds, the light will shine into this classroom when I open the door.

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click!
I unlocked the door and slowly opened the door. The person standing outside the door should be the elementary school boy, right?I pretended not to know him, walked out of the classroom with a broom, and when I was about to close the door, he stretched out his hand and pushed the door and said to me: "That... this door doesn't need to be closed, I left something inside and didn't take it."

Heh, this excuse is really perfect. I formed a perfect diagonal position with this elementary school boy. I looked at him with a broom in my hand pretending to be puzzled. I pushed my glasses and said in a daze, "But teacher He said that after cleaning, the doors and windows should be closed and the curtains drawn." In this way, he didn't have to question why the curtains were closed.

At this moment, I have already moved outside the door of the classroom. I am standing on the other side of the corridor and looking at him. Sure enough, in order to communicate, he will choose to turn his body to my side. After all, I have already stated at the beginning that the teacher In his opinion, I was a classmate whom he had never met, and he would talk to me out of politeness, after all, he was not a real gangster.

"Then you..." I paused intentionally, with anxious expression on my face, "I'll wait for you, go in and get it quickly." Throwing this kind of rational straight ball, he will retaliate that I don't need it.

"No, no, you can go first, I don't know where to put it, so I have to look for it myself."

Sure enough, in order to answer my words, he would not turn around and step back, but would only step back facing my body. Out of the corner of my eye, I spotted Chen Yihao and Li Ze running out, and they quickly walked back to the end of the corridor, sticking to the back The back door of the empty classroom, this is to try to get into the blind spot of this elementary school student.

"Okay then." Seeing that they had left, I responded immediately.

Sure enough, the door was closed immediately before I could reach the stairs, and I took the broom and garbage shovel into the men's toilet. Chen Yihao and Li Ze ran over to meet me with very happy smiles, and Li Ze smiled with his mouth wide open. His eyes were narrowed into a small slit, and of course he was laughing with his mouth open so wide that he was laughing without sound at all.

"Fox, fox, let's go!" Chen Yihao smiled obscenely and looked at me.

Then, three people squatted in front of the studio window, and Chen Yihao turned the volume of his phone to the maximum.

I was really curious about what he wanted Liang Sisi to record. Later, I saw Chen Yihao talk to Liang Sisi about something. Liang Sisi quickly nodded in agreement, but I don't know much about the content of the recording.

Li Ze and I watched Chen Yihao press the play button, and we could vaguely hear the sound coming from the classroom.

"Little brother, I've been waiting for you for a long time~ But I'm too shy~ I can only leave this recording to answer you~~"

"What??" The elementary school boy yelled in the classroom, very loudly.

The three of us were squatting under the classroom window, covering our mouths and laughing, and Chen Yihao pressed the second voice, "Guess where I am~ I'm hiding in this studio~~ If I find it, I will follow You (beep——) can even give you (beep——)~”

Fuck... Both Li Ze and I were stunned because of the shock, but Chen Yihao covered his mouth and smiled happily.

Unexpectedly, Liang Sisi could still speak such vulgar words. Did Chen Yihao say something to Liang Sisi... Did Liang Sisi start to speak the forbidden words at will?

"real……"

We did hear the sound of the elementary school boy starting to move around in a hurry in the studio, the sound of opening the wooden cabinet, the sound of iron crashing when opening the podium cabinet, and even rummaging in the drawing board. How many rags did Chen Yihao lose there? Ha ha ha ha……

"Try calling me~"

"Potassium camp?"

Fuck, it's really called Potassium Camp! !I saw that Li Ze was holding back his laughter and was almost dying of breath. He kept talking with his mouth that he couldn't do it anymore. It's like a bad pen.

"The excitement is coming." Chen Yihao said in a low voice, "Be mentally prepared."

"Call me again~"

"Potassium camp??"

"Your mother! Is there something wrong with your mother's mind? You are mentally handicapped and only think about those plots, right? It's still a meeting in the studio, I am! Your mother gave birth to you is simply a mistake, I really feel sorry for your mother With a son like you (beep——) with a brain, who is so disgusting that he still wants to pick up girls, how can you still get potassium camp? Did formaldehyde get into your head, or did Jiji get "potassium camp" when he peed? Fuck, I'm really sick and irritable, and I think I'm so handsome, long and thick, I'm really sick—"

Wow!
Li Ze and I could only stare dumbfounded at Chen Yihao giving us a thumbs up. He must have told Liang Sisi how trash this boy is, right?Liang Sisi's explosive power, it has been 2 minutes now, and she is still outputting crazily. Seeing this, the elementary school students must be frantically looking for that bluetooth speaker...

Li Ze led the way to the back door and kicked it open, just as the recording of Liang Sisi's swearing ended here. It lasted for 4 minutes. Three people walked into the classroom against the light. sit on the floor.

I took off my glasses, approached him before walking, and lowered my voice, "Tell me, who are you looking for here?"

(End of this chapter)