I'm not saying, your IQ is really bad

Chapter 667 The protagonist of the interview is not me
Yao Keying was stunned for a moment, walked to my side, and smiled: "What are you talking about? Little bastard."

"Ugh!" I thought I was handsome just now.

"It's obvious that I've been waiting for you the longest, so it's a fart for you to wait for dozens of seconds."

"..." Sometimes if you really want to be handsome, you will be dismissed, "Just listen to it, sometimes you want to be handsome or something."

"Then I will give you the chance to press the elevator to be handsome." Yao Keying walked into the elevator car.

How about pressing the elevator... Hmph, this woman underestimates me. I'm very good at this kind of pretense. It's not in vain that when I was in vocational high school, I often had two drama friends by my side. It's okay to make you laugh.

I unbuttoned the button near my collarbone, tore open the shirt casually, leaned against the button, folded my arms in front of my chest, leaned against the small corner, raised my eyes slightly, and sighed with sadness on my face, pretending Tsukuru saw Yao Keying inadvertently, with a somewhat surprised expression, first surprised and then smiling, raised the left corner of his mouth, and said casually: "What a coincidence, which floor are you going to?"

"..." Yao Keying froze there like petrified, and after about three seconds, she slowly gave a thumbs up, "It's really you."

I brushed my hair with my right hand, maintained the same expression just now, and raised my eyebrows at her, "Of course, I am an undefeated legend in the drama world." After finishing speaking, I pressed my tongue against the inner wall of the left mouth and moved upwards slipped a bit.

"The details from the inside to the outside can get full marks. If you don't act, it's really a waste of your talent." Yao Keying looked at me with a smile that couldn't hold back, "It's almost as good as the second-year students. Pfft..."

I took out the key and opened the door, Taohua was already standing in the entrance waiting.

"Young master, welcome back." Taohua stood at the entrance and bowed slightly towards me.

"Yeah." I nodded, sat on the steps and took off my shoes.

"Miss Yao." Taohua smiled slightly at Yao Keying, "Master, the hot water is ready. You can go to take a bath directly."

"Yao Keying, let's go first." I took off my shirt, and Taohua reached for it, "I want to drink some tea."

"Miss Yao, this way please."

"He's always been like this?" Yao Keying obediently followed behind Taohua.

"Every time the young master comes back, he has to rest for half an hour before going to wash up."

"Every time for half an hour?"

"I'm just drinking tea. Is it necessary for you to study it so seriously?" I poked my head out from the kitchen, "It's really..." I opened the tea pot, squeezed some into the teapot with my hands, and I took some chrysanthemums and soaked them in the dried flower pot.

"The average time is 22 minutes. Recently, I get up in 25 to 29 minutes. The workload may have increased. When I am relaxed, I will go to the bath as soon as I enter the door." Taohua is the same as the data analysis. The magic is that since Yao Keying turned on the phone The memo began to be recorded.

"Aren't you going to take a shower? Go!" Can my data make you so enthusiastic?

"Have you taken a shower yet?!" Yao Keying grabbed Tao Hua's shoulder.

"No. Taohua will wait until after eleven thirty in the evening or after the young master falls asleep..."

"Wash with me." Yao Keying interrupted Taohua's words.

"Huh?!" I was surprised, "You don't want to be honest with Taohua, do you?"

"It's nothing surprising. It's just two girls taking a shower together. Usually, at these times, you can dig out more information." Yao Keying blinked at me, and then led Taohua to the second floor.

No, no, Taohua was transferred from my family to take care of me, so she learned all the information about me in my family, including black history!My black history from childhood to adulthood is too numerous to count. Just thinking about it, I want to go back in a time machine and slap the self who pretended to be X. When I was seven or eight years old, I was completely a middle school boy, my God! ! !
"Peach Blossom! Peach Blossom!!" I ran out of the kitchen and shouted at Peach Blossom standing in the corridor on the second floor, "Give me some face!"

Taohua froze for a moment, then nodded "firmly".

I breathed a sigh of relief and slowly walked back to the kitchen. After three seconds, I realized that Taohua was just a robot maid who accepted and executed orders! !I have been taught by my tutor to be a "tool man" who can only execute orders. The firm nod just now didn't understand what I meant at all!It's over, I don't know how Taohua will execute this order.

It was true just now... I could see Yao Keying's smirking expression with my short-sighted eyes. Digging up my dark history is probably one of the great pleasures in her life. I have all the videos, but I almost took the video of me going to the bathroom and taking a shower. I don’t know who she arranged to take the video secretly. The important thing is that I only found out about it recently. It’s the kind of thing that deletes all the videos. She also has a way Bring back the backup data.

Hey!
I picked up the hot water pot that I had just boiled, and I am very proficient in the steps of making tea. Now my mind often goes blank, and I suddenly forget what I was thinking about in the last second and what I will do in the next second.The thing that bothers me the most right now is that I don't know what is the best thing for me to do?I can’t say I’m confused, I have an illusion that the future may be arranged, I’ve had this feeling before, as if I forgot what my goal was at the beginning, and gradually lost my direction, walking back and forth at the turning, not knowing what would bring me What are the consequences.

Staring at the light tea, there are a few small yellowed chrysanthemum petals floating in the middle, and the white smoke is blowing around the cheeks. The heat of the teacup is extremely hot.Everyone is said to be lamenting what life is at a young age. Everyone thinks and has different personalities. No one can predict what will happen in the next second. Every stage has troubles at every stage, and even a small thing can make people My mood plummeted.

When did I feel this way?The time spent in a daze is getting longer day by day. I feel that I am going through a career path between the ages of 25 and 30. In the future, if I can, I still want to be a househusband or something. It doesn’t matter if I have children or not. I will use my meager income Decorate the home, water the flowers and make tea, go to the supermarket to check the weather forecast, cook various dishes, post pictures on social platforms, arrange a relaxing itinerary for the lover’s rest day, the kid’s life is what you want Ordinary people live.

Always being held down by strange "nobles" to do things, that one can't be angry, this one can't scold, it doesn't matter to be respectful to the elders, but the elders can't help but push their feet, and the old man still points east and west. Sometimes I can't help but really want to give each other A punch of sanity.

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!"

Yao Keying's laughter could be heard in the living room.

The ominous premonition I had drinking tea just now turned out to be true, and Peach Blossom is too sentimental, and it should be accurate to the data of the year, month, and age, which is more terrifying than Yao Keying's network disk backup.

Rest early tonight, the fever is just right, the plaster cast on my arm seems to mean that I can go to the hospital to remove it tomorrow, ah... there is an extra trip to the hospital for some reason, I remember correctly tomorrow is a magazine interview, put down the sleeves of the suit normally For Yoona, it can be regarded as fulfilling her "dream" of dressing me.

"Linghu Yifei, this lady will sleep with Taohua tonight!"

I put down my phone, picked up the teacup, and slowly raised my head, "Okay, no puff!!" I immediately turned my head to look elsewhere, "You are fucking dressed, don't just walk out wrapped in a bath towel!"

"What are you afraid of? It's not like I haven't seen it before." Yao Keying said calmly, "Taohua, where is your room? Is it at the end of the corridor?"

"Cough cough cough!!" I choked to death, the tea was still hot, I covered my face, I didn't feel too much headache just now, but now it hurts more, I put down my hand and sighed.

"Fox, do you have clothes that fit me?"

"Peach Blossom! Take her to get dressed!!"
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"Mr. Ling, control your yawn." Yun'er was sitting in the front driver's seat, looking at me in the rearview mirror of the car.

"Sorry." Of course I know I have to control it. I was tossed by Yao Keying last night. She was as excited as if she went on a trip for the night. She explored my house all over the place and held a night talk with Peach Blossom. I was ready to cover myself and go to bed. , came to my room and patted me to wake me up to ask questions, mainly answering the correct answer in a daze, but she questioned it, tossing back and forth four or five times, and finally gave up resistance and went straight to sleep on the sofa in the living room.

"A lot of questions may be asked during the interview, including the time when it was on the news, the hand with the cast that was just removed this morning, try not to use force, and you were there when the doctor ordered it."

"Got it, got it." The secretary's thoughts should have started from the engagement banquet of Takamili, and since then, the pattern of her thoughts has become more frequent...

"some……"

"Avoid anyone who leaks company secrets, anything related to the company's system." I interrupted Yun'er, "My wings are also quite hard, I will find a way to get around it."

"I know that Ling always avoids these." Yuner pressed the Bluetooth headset hanging on her ear, "Hello, this is Yuri Clothing Fashion Magazine Co., Ltd., and I am the secretary in charge of this trip. Yes Arrive at the scene in about 15 minutes for a make-up change, I’m sorry to trouble you. Thank you.”

"what……"

"Mr. Ling pays attention to your image."

My half-yawn stopped instantly and my mouth was half-open.

"Although you say that Yao will always be angry, but there are quite a lot of female guests and spectators on site, and there will be live broadcasts on the Internet. It is best to keep a good character as much as possible." Yuner turned the steering wheel.

Female guest and female audience...

There should be a few questions that I will ask, when will I get married, do I have a romantic partner, what is my ideal woman like, when will I fall in love and when will I get married, I hope that these repeated questions will not appear.

In fact, there is really no repetition, and I asked a lot of questions about my future plans for Yuri and the selection of personnel, and I responded too confidentially, but the other party seemed to understand.

And the few questions that will be asked are simply beyond my imagination.

"Mr. Linghu." The host cue me.

I maintained the image of the usual president, smiling and nodding at the host, and my behavior was very in line with the image.

"Everyone has heard for a long time that Mr. Linghu has a secret love affair with the female president Yao Keying, Ms. Yao. I want to gossip. Is this true?"

I raised the corner of my mouth and smiled, "It's true."

Everyone at the scene cheered and exclaimed.

"Thank you, President Linghu, for telling us the truth. What kind of charm do you think made Yao Keying and President Yao fall in love with you? Could you please tell me?"

ah?I am deaf, or suddenly deaf, or have auditory hallucinations.

"Sorry about that, can you repeat the question? I can't hear you clearly."

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." The host sat up straight, "What do you think is the charm that made President Yao Keying fall in love with you?"

"..." I was at a loss for words for a moment. Are you sure this is a question for me, the host guest, to answer? Is it intentional or deliberate... I kept smiling professionally and looked towards the camera in the direction of Yoona, Yoona The whole person is practicing qigong, and the mouth shape on his mouth should tell me to calm down, and then he has been practicing Tai Chi to suppress his breath, and he said the mouth shape to tell me to take a deep breath.

Do I look like I can breathe deeply?

The main question is whether or not to reply. Yao Keying is no longer a popular female president in the industry, but directly... No, I saw that a women's fashion magazine invited Yao Keying to shoot the cover of the magazine. It seems that Yao Keying's popularity has always been so high...

"Well, I have to ask her about this." I responded with an awkward but polite smile.

"Mr. Linghu really knows how to joke." The host looked at the book card in his hand, "We still have a few questions to ask here, but the next one is a fatal one, I don't know..."

"Ask, ask." I changed my sitting position, with my right hand propped on the armrest of the seat.I'm already in a state of lovelessness in my heart. These guys are trying to get Yao Keying's bad news out of my mouth... To be honest, Yao Keying agreed to have dinner with that Du Xing tonight as information It's reasonable to return the gift, but I can't swallow this bad breath. It's true.

"Mr. Linghu?"

"Ah, I'm sorry, you can ask again." Worse, she suddenly lost her mind. Standing next to the camera, Yuner was already holding her forehead and sighing. Recently, the frequency of daze has been a bit more, so I should pay more attention. The main thing is the thinking in my head. It's too far away, and it's true that I can't get back to my senses at the moment.

The host's questions and answers were all about me and Yao Keying. I answered some vaguely, and some only answered yes or no. The scene was boiling because I broke the news about Yao Keying's normal schedule and my relationship. Small things, those 10 minutes were embarrassing for me... so embarrassing that I wanted to find a place to drill! !It's all like I'm asking Yao Keying to answer a question!

(End of this chapter)