I'm not saying, your IQ is really bad

Chapter 761 A traitor came out of the gift

so……

When we unpack the unimaginable gadgets in this pile of gifts, we will be able to judge who is the one who instigated the students to give gifts collectively.

"Didn't you say that you shoot the first bird?" Li Ze tore open a gift package, "Who has no common sense to be the first bird?"

"It's mainly under the guise of name." I opened a gift box, which contained a ceramic piggy bank, "If we receive unbelievable things, we can't return them. They can be said to be used to thank the student union, but If the student union doesn't accept it, then the student union will be too proud and use it as a shield."

"That means we have accepted strange things?!" Li Ze continued to ask.

"That's what it means." I put the piggy bank in my hand aside, and opened another box.

"Social relationships are really troublesome..." Chen Yihao said with a sigh, "If everything is simpler and clearer, wouldn't there be a lot of conflicts..."

"Isn't it because everyone is saving face, and some just like to stab you in the back!" Chang Fu poked Li Ze's waist with the remote control, and Li Ze jumped up in fright.

Seeing Chang Fu shaking the remote control in his hand, Li Ze sat down again and muttered, "I was so scared that someone really stabbed me... Could it be that the people around me are doing these things secretly?"

"Hao Jieran can be regarded as the category of people around us." I untied the bow tie, "It's best to take it off tonight, preferably in the early morning."

"I'm just afraid that it might turn out to be a ticking time bomb." Chang Fu said this sentence abruptly.

Except for Chang Fu, the three of us stayed still, and even felt cold behind us. Even though the heater was turned on in the room, we were frightened into a cold sweat by what Chang Fu said as a joke, and we didn't even want to continue to disassemble it. I have the gift box that has been unwrapped on hand.

just in case……

Really ticking time bomb?
The three of us really think this way in our hearts, after all, the other party is a rich man, and the three of us have also experienced Liang Junhao and Lin Feishuang's engagement banquet, being pointed with a long knife at the neck and forehead .

Guys whose eyes are blinded by hatred, as long as they can satisfy their hearts, even if they break the law and kill someone, they will feel satisfied.

Could it be true...

"No way, do you really think it will be a time bomb?" Chang Fu turned his head and looked at the three of us, "How could such a thing exist? If it takes such a long time, it will blow up long ago hahahaha !"

"That's right hahahaha!!" Chen Yihao replied in response.

Don't force yourself, Chen Yihao, your legs are shaking, even if you are sitting cross-legged on the ground, you are shaking badly...

After a couple of awkward laughs, we fell silent again. In the whole living room, there was only the sound of the TV playing. That song was performed by other classes.

That's right, how could someone put an illegal item like a time bomb in a gift box and send it over, otherwise it would have blown up long ago.

"How could such a thing appear? Hahaha!" Chang Fu smiled all over his face, reached into the box, and took out something like a mechanical box.

The four of us fell silent for a moment, and the four of us shouted at the same time and stood up.

"Damn!" Li Ze yelled.

The three of us chose to stay away from Chang Fu.

At first glance, it really looks like a time bomb, and it is a time bomb that will appear in the stickers in our textbooks!

Chang Fu's face turned pale, and he slowly turned his head to look at the three of us, holding the box of suspected time bombs in his hand.

"Fu! Calm down!!" Chen Yihao spoke first, "Maybe it's just a toy that looks like a time bomb?"

"Yes, yes, such weird gadgets are sold online now." Li Ze echoed.

"It should be." I nodded in response.

"Then you three should come here!" Chang Fu yelled at the three of us who were huddled together in the corner.

"You should check what you have first!!" Chen Yihao responded with the same volume.

"How can I confirm it's real or fake by myself!!" Chang Fu became anxious.

I squeezed away Li Ze and Chen Yihao, walked to Chang Fu's side, and reached out to take the thing from Chang Fu's hand.

It really looks like something in a TV series and movie, with blue and red lines. The two green cylinders below should be explosives, right? !This is a bit like a digital watch, and it should display a countdown or something, but it is still dark, and there is a red button next to it.

"This one seems to be broken?" Chang Fu stood beside me with his arms akimbo, watching me fiddle with it left and right, "Shouldn't there be red numbers counting down here?"

Standing by your side can summon up courage...

"Broken? Is it a toy or something?" Chen Yihao asked while hiding in the corner.

You were already talking about a toy or something...

"Whether it's broken or not, just press it and you'll know."

"Don't!!!" The three of them yelled at me.

Especially Chang Fu, who stood beside me and yelled at me, my eardrums were going to be pierced by him.

Didn't you all say it was just a toy just now, why did you yell at me so loudly...

"Or... let's call the police." Li Ze's eyes were sharp, and he could see that he had come to the conclusion after careful consideration.

Since this guy is serious about saying this... If it is really a fucking toy or something, the four of us should be educated by the police who arrived at the scene and write an [-]-word self-criticism, and this matter will be widely spread throughout the school of……

I reversed this heavy thing several times, and it looks like a real thing in terms of weight, and there is no battery port or anything.

"drop--"

"What's the sound?" I turned the thing over, and found that the red number appeared on the screen and was counting down, "Oh, I accidentally pressed it..."

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

When I looked up, I found that the three of them were crowded together. Chang Fu, who was standing next to me with his hips akimbo, reached the corner so soon? !

"If we don't pack up our things and throw this thing into the lake, the damage will be reduced a little?" Li Ze said suddenly.

"Good idea!" Chang Fu agreed with Li Ze's words, and Chen Yihao also nodded beside him.

"What are you thinking about? Where can we throw one minute and three seconds?" I raised the "time bomb" in my hand, which beeped every second it was missing.

"What should I do? I haven't met Miss Taohua yet, and I haven't written any last words..."

"When it's over, when we hang up and check our dormitory, won't all the little clips I hid be found out!"

"Since you are worried about this?!" I complained to Chen Yihao, "This thing shouldn't be dangerous, right?" I didn't feel anything, I always felt that the weight could not be so light.

"Fox, have you heard of light bombs? Even if it's not dangerous, it can blow up a building, but it can blow up a room!"

"what!"

I ran into the bedroom with a stride, put the "time bomb" in my hand on the bay window of the bedroom window, and after closing the door, I picked up the coffee table with Chen Yihao and Li Ze and blocked the door. Chang Fu hurriedly followed The chairs blocked everything that could block the door, and then the three of them moved away from the bedroom door together.

Originally, we could have run out of the dormitory, but driven by a sense of responsibility, the three of us squatted together in the cabinet bar in the kitchen.

"How long has it been?" Chen Yihao's voice was trembling.

"It should have exploded." I responded to him abruptly.

"Aren't we already in heaven?" Li Ze looked disillusioned.

"Maybe we are already in another world, but the surroundings are very similar." Chang Fu nodded in agreement with Li Ze's words.

1 minute has passed, even 5 minutes have passed, the reason why we have been squatting inside and not moving, of course, is because...

Because of fear! !

Why else!
What else can we do but be afraid! !

We're just college students in their twenties, it's amazing that we didn't run out of the dormitory to take responsibility for a bomb suddenly...

No, normal people should just run out of the dormitory...

"Shall we go and have a look?" Chen Yihao sent out an invitation.

"No." Li Ze and Chang Fu refused in unison.

"Fox, do you want to go and have a look together?"

"How did you conclude that I would definitely go and see it?" I directly asked a rhetorical question.

"Then squat for a while..."

Cough cough, I really want to laugh out loud, but it's not right for me to laugh out loud at such a serious scene.

Four 20-year-old boys were squatting in the kitchen, which was only two square meters, and they formed a cross shape with their feet facing each other. Some even shook their feet in panic, while Chang Fu was Looking at the watch on his wrist, he watched the second and minute hands slowly turning.

Can we not be squeezed in such a small place...

Did you know that none of the four of us took a shower?The smell of the smell of sweat twisted together is really...

I don't think I'll get up again. I wasn't killed by a bomb, but by the smell of sweat from the four of us.

"Forget it, I'll go and see." I got up halfway, and was pulled down by the three of them at the same time, "What are you doing?"

"Don't be impulsive, fox!" Chang Fu persuaded me.

"Fox, you already have seniors and juniors, a wife and a lot of companies to manage, you young man with a bright future, don't be impulsive." Li Ze tugged at my sleeve and pulled me down.

"You still have a lot of members of the student union, and we still have a lot of words of thanks that we haven't told you." Chen Yihao tightly held my right hand.

"Then you go."

"No." The three of them were very simultaneous in their refusal.

"Then I'll go." I got up halfway and was pulled down by the three of them, who shook their heads at me at the same time, "Damn! What do you want? Are you squatting here to shit?"

Let me breathe some fresh air on it, okay, I really can't stand the smell of sweat from the four of us!
"Brothers should live and die together! Let's go together!" Li Ze said this with a trembling voice.

"Please don't tremble when you say this." I interrupted Li Ze.

"Yes! That's right!" Chen Yihao stood up and squatted down at the speed of light.

"..." Is this kid performing a quick squat and stand up for me?

"If we want to hold hands, brothers should be heart-to-heart!" Chang Fu reached out and grabbed my right hand, and then grabbed Chen Yihao who was next to me.

How did the three of them manage to be able to stand up even though they were unable to stand up, yet they said beautiful words with a look of death on their faces? How many TV dramas did they watch to realize such a "truth"? But I have to squat until my legs are numb.

"Let's go then." I was the first to stand up and walk around the cupboard.

It was like I was pulling three sloppy pig teammates to the battlefield. The Chang Fu who was holding my hand tested how far the two hands could go. He tested it for me, personally tested it.

"Come closer, my arms will be stretched by the three of you." I turned to look at Li Ze who was still in the cabinet.

"I can!!"

"..." If you stand at the end and haven't stood up, don't say beautiful words.

"If it explodes the moment the door is opened, we will be good brothers who died on the same day in the same year!" Chang Fu challenged the limit of my arm length while saying beautiful words.

There are quite a lot of buffers piled up at the door, and I can only move it away with my movable left hand. The three of them are already praying to the ceiling like praying to God and Buddha.

It took a while to carve out a path with bare hands and kicks, but when I was holding the doorknob, the three of them rushed forward and grabbed my left hand.

I turned my head to look at the expressions of the three of them, and vividly expressed the expression of "I want to act like death, but now I'm so scared that I want to pee my pants on the spot". , this door still can't be opened? !

I tried again and they repeated the action again.

"I say……"

"Speak up! Brother!" Li Ze's voice was upright.

"It's already here, and the door is still clutching. If it was a bomb, we would have been killed by the bomb."

"What if it's delayed damage!" Chen Yihao interrupted me.

"What if it's an agency?" Chang Fu answered.

"..." I was completely confused, how did the three of them have such a rich imagination.

Is it just to divert their attention?

I turned my head to look at the pile of presents all over the living room, and kept staring at the mountain of presents. Sure enough, I took their eyes away. I kicked the door open when they were unaware. screams.

The "time bomb" had stopped telling the time a long time ago, and a spring was exposed on the top of the bomb, with a small note clipped on it.

(End of this chapter)