I'm not saying, your IQ is really bad

Chapter 842 Celebrating New Year in the North

It turns out that tonight is the New Year's Eve dinner... No wonder they were called to the vegetable market to buy bacon and other vegetables. This small cart came back bearing a weight it had never endured before, carrying two plastic bags of meat on the road , it was the New Year’s goods handed over by the neighbor next door, and he handed over the New Year’s goods without even visiting the door.

"You have to take this oil and rice down to the neighbors." The old lady heard that we came back to pick up the New Year's goods from the neighbor next door, and immediately pointed to the buckets of vegetable oil and rice bags piled up at the gate, "Bags and buckets Send it over, from beginning to end." After speaking, he turned and left.

Gloria pushed two carts and put them outside the gate of the mansion, carrying them with me one by one. Of course, this cart only put down five or six barrels of oil and seven or eight bags of rice.

I just pulled the car and followed behind Yao Keying and Gloria, walking from house to house, going far away first, one car was empty and another car was left. Saying hello to the folks has exhausted me. When it comes to saying hello to strangers, I am highly nervous, and then half of my physical strength is worn out. Usually, I only need to visit the landlord, but in case a resident comes down to see me, I will be fine. I will give it, and the other party also returned the gift.

Twelve carts were pulled back and forth, and I finally gave up all the alleys, but it ended my despair of carrying two bags of rice up to the sixth floor. I never thought about carrying two bags of rice. On the sixth floor, the other grandmother was so panting that she wanted to invite me in for tea.

When I got back to the mansion, I just sat down on the corridor. The fence design of the corridor and an extended pavilion have a small platform to sit on. I just sat on it, panting for breath.

"Tired?" Yao Keying held a thermos in her hand and handed it to me, "The water in it is just right." She turned and sat beside me.

"Okay." I took her bottle, opened the cap, and took three or four sips, "I didn't expect... there are so many..."

"Take a break." She reached out and patted my back.

"I have carried rice up the stairs seven or eight times, and I feel that I am three or four centimeters shorter, all because of the pressure of the rice."

"Pfft!" Yao Keying couldn't help laughing, "It's okay, it's okay, you don't look tall, you just need to be tall inside."

"No, miss, everyone cares about appearance these days." Gloria appeared at an unknown time, and her unrestrained and unpolite tone was simply the natural enemy of rainbow farts.

"Hello." I gave Gloria a contemptuous glance, and Gloria immediately turned her head to look elsewhere.

"I don't have any food for lunch today. The New Year's Eve dinner starts at five o'clock. There will be a lot of relatives later, so you have to be prepared."

"Could it be that people from all over the world have come here?"

"Yes."

"Did you come here just to go through the process last time?!" I looked at Yao Keying in a daze.

"Of course." Yao Keying said, "Our place attaches great importance to the New Year's atmosphere, so it's not surprising to go through the whole process."

Gloria nodded in agreement.

Could it be that relatives who have never met will show up today, and they will greet and shake hands with me, so will I be asked when to get married, what to hold a wedding, when to have a baby, what to do? Topics like what kind of work.

When it was past four o'clock, all the chairs and screens had been removed in the middle hall, and four or five large round tables had been set up. The dishes were not ready yet, and those who arrived first went to drink tea in the garden.

This may be a rare scene in my life. The old lady hates children greeting her and looks at her with distaste. She even answers the questions perfunctorily. Other relatives are still thinking that the old man must like children. Yes, which part of the old lady's expression is happy...

Seeing my confusion, Yao Keying whispered in my ear that grandma hates children the most, especially those who have no IQ and are noisy. If she sees or hears it, she wants to slap her away.After hearing this, I was completely shocked, and stared at Yao Keying dumbfounded, so I might as well just say that I hate brats.

Sitting next to her and observing, it seems that the old lady hates children under the age of six who have no IQ. The old lady likes children who don't speak and have a calm personality.

It seems that there are quite a lot of people, and they are busy greeting the old lady while drinking tea in the garden.

I was perfectly integrated into Hua's family, and few people paid attention to me at all. As long as the other party didn't greet me, and the other party didn't look at me, there was no problem at all.

It's one thing to be in the garden, but it's another thing to start eating in the central hall.

The table I was sitting at was with close relatives and family members. When the old lady said to eat, everyone started to move their chopsticks neatly. From time to time, relatives would switch places and come over to toast.

"I wanted to ask just now, but Keying, could this be your boyfriend?"

"That's right." Yao Keying picked up the wine glass, "Auntie Second Cousin will come here with a daughter?"

"Bring it." The second cousin raised her glass, "Let the boy come, and my cousin will toast you two."

"Okay." I put down my chopsticks, stood up and raised my wine glass. After I drank it all in one gulp, Laura filled it up for me again, and I immediately drank another glass.

"Have courage, very good."

"Thank you, Aunt Biao, for your compliment."

Big-headed ghost, these two glasses are rice wine. Although the alcohol content is not high, I am not used to drinking it. Just now I have a glass of rice, one glass for my uncle and two glasses for my aunt, and now I can hold on to another two glasses, that’s okay... …

"I heard he's from the south?" Another big brother walked by with a drink in his hand.

"Cousin." Yao Keying introduced me from the side.

"what do you do?"

"The president of a fashion magazine company." I stood up unsteadily, raised my glass and finished.

"Hi, CEO, I'm a good match with my cousin." The cousin also finished his drink.

"What?! President!? Where did you pick it up?" A stylishly dressed woman at the table next to her came over holding a wine glass. She immediately reached out and hugged Yao Keying, "Tell my sister!"

"This is my cousin." Yao Keying introduced me blankly.

"How much is the annual salary?" The cousin immediately changed the subject.

"year……"

"Why does someone ask about the annual salary? You don't know how to learn well. Cousin asks something else, when will you get married?"

"It's useless! We're both engaged. It's a matter of getting married sooner or later. Of course, it's about when the baby will be born! Auntie just wants to see the white and fat baby!"

"If you have a baby, of course ask for the name! Keying is the eldest daughter of this family, and she must have two babies every three years!"

I thought that after the garden escaped disaster, there would be no questioning from the seven aunts and eight aunts. I didn’t expect to hold a “questioning meeting” at the dinner table. I asked a question here and a question there, and I didn’t know what to answer. One, the answers on the mouth are basically self-refueling words of "hurry up, as soon as possible, as soon as possible, and strive for it". To answer a question, you only need two glasses of wine. Some relatives who drink well drink at least five or six glasses before stopping.

This year's meal was over, so it was time for me to rest. I was dragged by Gloria back to Yao Keying's room in the vice courtyard. I sat on the couch and drank the hangover soup brought by Laura. While drinking, my head was dizzy, and I was considered half drunk.

Yao Keying came back after dealing with relatives. She closed the door and watched me sitting on the couch trying to support my body.

"You don't have to drink to the end of every glass, everyone knows that you came from Guangdong, and you are not familiar with the wine here." She said, sitting next to me, "I don't insist on drinking to the end here. .”

"Don't you need to drink to the end!" I said in surprise.

"No, everyone thinks you're an honest person, since you've drank every glass to the bottom. Just take a sip."

"..."

The TV series lied to me again. It’s all nonsense that northerners drink a lot and drink a cup to the end. It’s enough if the meaning is in place. I don’t want to locate the place of knowledge intake on TV series and search engines.

"Rest early today, and tomorrow I will take you out for a walk. I have stayed in the house for four or five days and have not gone out. It is not bad to let you see the scenery here."

"Okay. I'll go out with you tomorrow." I planned to get up, but found that I was still dizzy and couldn't exert myself at all.

Yao Keying came over and gave me a hand, "Don't stumble at home, and spread the word and be laughed at."

"Uh..." In fact, I really fell, and I fell in front of grandma.

I thought that I would have a headache because of waking up after sleeping, but I didn’t feel any headache or dizziness when I woke up in the morning. When Gloria handed me the clothes, she said that Hua’s homemade wine is good for my health, even if I’m drunk Drinking it will not cause too much discomfort, you can drink it as a health wine, but don't be greedy.

After taking care of myself, I sat on the side of the couch and ate steamed buns, and went out with Yao Keying after she finished taking care of me too.

Yao Keying was dressed simply, wearing a straight cotton skirt that was below the knees, short boots, a lotus pink down that reached her waist, a white turtleneck sweater, a black scarf and gloves of the same color as the coat , her hair was wrapped in a scarf, and the collar was bent in an arc. Only her eyes and forehead were exposed, and the rest was tightly wrapped.

"Get him a down jacket, he'll freeze."

"Good lady." After Laura responded, she immediately rummaged through the cabinet to find a black down that fit me well.

You gave me a cotton coat just now because I thought I was strong enough to survive the cold...

Yao Keying also took off four baby warmers and pasted them inside my clothes, and stuffed a hand warmer in my pocket, and then stuffed one myself, I wondered if it would freeze? !It's not as cold as Guangdong's. Just thinking about it, a gust of wind blows into my face as soon as I step out, and there is still a bit of snow sticking to my face.

It's cold, but if the clothes are thick enough, you won't feel it at all. It's just that there is no defense on the face, and the ears, nose, eyes and forehead will feel cold.

I don't know where Yao Keying is going to take me, so I just follow her. She is wearing fingerless gloves, just like the blue doraemon in cartoons, holding me tightly with her thumb and four fingers, pulling follow me.

She took me to a park not far away, where I saw adults and children playing in the snow.

"Guess where you are?" she said with a smile.

"I'm in the park."

"Be specific."

"Near the rides in the park?"

"Wrong wrong, you are on the lake."

"The surface of the lake?! Am I standing on the surface of the lake?" I looked down at my feet. The surface was indeed a little muddy, with snow marks everywhere beside it, grass roots and a frozen grass carp...

so amazing!Since I am standing on the water, no, since I am standing on the lake!

I looked at Yao Keying in surprise, "Is it really a lake? Is it just a small lake in the park?!"

Yao Keying might see that I was a little incoherent in excitement, she covered her mouth and burst out laughing, and said after a while: "Yes, yes, yes, you are puffing on the water..."

"..." I ignored Yao Keying for a while and squinted her eyes from laughing. I squatted down and pulled away the snow to see what else was frozen in the water. Since there are potato chip packaging bags, "Since there is a bag Fun!?"

"What hahaha... let me see?!" Yao Keying came over and looked down at the place I pointed at.

"Look at this!" I pointed to the yellow Lay's potato chip packaging bag about one meter deep, "Isn't it?"

"Yes, yes..." Yao Keying immediately turned her back after answering.

It seems that it is very hard to hold back a smile... It is true that I am a southerner who has never seen snow, and I have never seen a lake where someone can stand on it after it freezes...

"I've learned a lot." I stood up.

"Hahahahaha! Really? Hahahaha!"

"Really, will we fall if we stand on it like this?"

"No, no, hahaha!!" Yao Keying was already laughing out of control, she raised her head and laughed for a long time before she recovered her breath, and then took a deep breath, "What else have you never seen? , I will take you to see and see..."

The breath didn't even slow down, and the latter sentence was almost squeezed out with a half-smile for me to listen to.

"Is it true that licking the tongue on the pillar will stick?"

I stared at her seriously, but it was Yao Keying who looked at me incredulously, staring at me with that expression of "you don't even know such a simple truth".

This question can solve the doubts of most southerners. We don’t have iron pillars that freeze and stick to places where they can’t get down after licking. I just stared at Yao Keying curiously.

"will die."

"Will you die?" I was surprised.

"Well, if you scald it with boiling water, there is no possibility of death." Yao Keying replied to me maintaining the expression just now.

"It's such a serious problem, how can anyone still try it?!" I frowned and looked at Yao Keying.

"After all...many people tried it without thinking, and then licked it. Every winter, people with frostbitten tongues go to the hospital for treatment."

"Is that simply playing to death?" I asked in doubt.

"That's right, it's just to die. Don't try it with the pillars at home. Your image in my house is the image of a smart person. If you try this, the whole family will think you are mentally handicapped." Yao Keying said very seriously. These words.

"How did you judge so quickly..."

(End of this chapter)