I'm not saying, your IQ is really bad

Chapter 848

"Why? Could it be that the gentle gentleman just now is the boss of a large group?"

"He's really a boss of a big group..."

"No way!" Chen Yihao snatched the business card from my hand.

God help me, this time... In the previous Shuangwan Resort, the man who was with Lin Feishuang self-proclaimed some of the group names. The Guo Group in this city has a lot of money, and this Guo In the Guo Group run by Mr. Wen, what I didn't expect was that the boss looks so young, usually an old man who thinks he is old and has no hair.

"The Guo Group, like the Tang Group, is one of the participating consortiums that are planning how to completely disintegrate the Yuri Enterprise and the Linghu Family."

"Then what he just said."

"It was recorded by me." The corner of my mouth raised, and I took out the recording pen from my pocket.

"When did you start pressing the recorder?!" Chen Yihao asked.

"I just pressed it before flattering that fat rich woman. In the end, I watched Mr. Guo's car drive away." I have been in a lot of troubles, so I developed the habit of carrying a recorder with me, " This time, God really helped me too, since one of the big consortia owes me a favor! I would wake up with a smile in my dreams."

"You're already laughing." Chen Yihao stuffed his business card into my trouser pocket, "Let's go back to the dormitory for dinner. Chang Fu said that he came back with special products and wanted to cook them for us."

"Okay, let's go back then."

the next day.

I didn’t expect to gather at [-] o’clock the next day for the flag-raising ceremony and the opening ceremony. Even last night, the four of us in the dormitory chatted about the fun of the holiday until [-] o’clock in the morning. The ordinary students are at [-] o’clock, and the student union is at [-] o’clock!
I am standing next to the playground stage and trying to open my eyelids. The school secretary has been talking for half an hour. He has been talking after the flag-raising ceremony. He never thought of stopping. Glancing at the speech prepared by the principal, it was a densely packed page.

"Thanks to Secretary Li for his opening speech. Next, President Li will be invited to give a speech for the opening ceremony. Everyone applauds."

My mental state is exactly the same as that of the students standing on the playground. Is this long and unnutritious speech talking to the principal and secretary himself? You don’t need to talk so much when you say you want to take pictures of the press corps...you I really can't take many photos of the beautiful Mediterranean Sea...

"President, cheer up." Xia Dang said in my ear.

"I'm trying..." I responded softly.

I stood in the backstage and took a glance. Chen Haoran was already dozing off against the pillar next to him. Li You was talking with the people in the backstage logistics department. Xia Dang and I were left standing in the background blankly.

"President, have you prepared the manuscript?"

"What manuscript?"

"Wait for the president of the student union to speak and prepare the required speech."

"Does this speech need to be checked?"

"It's not like this." Xia Dang held his chin, "It's almost like the principal. It's good to pretend, or to speak to the manuscript...President, you must be unprepared!"

"This..." I scratched my cheek and looked away.

"President! The President of the Student Union will give a speech at the opening ceremony, which will definitely happen."

"Well..." I carefully shifted my gaze back to Xia Dang. She looked at me with a shocked expression. I coughed dryly to relieve the embarrassment, and said, "The boat will naturally go straight when it reaches the bridge."

"President! This is to establish prestige for the freshmen..."

"Thank you, Principal Li, for your speech. The new semester has just started. Next, let us welcome the President of the No. 30 Student Union, and give us some notices about the start of the school. Applause is welcome."

"It's over! President!"

I had already stepped on the steps, turned my head and said to Xia Tang: "I'm fine, what's the end?"

"President, you can just talk about the usual entrance and exit of the school, and don't look too decadent, the big screen will be projected later!"

I have already walked towards the center of the stage without looking back. I didn’t remember Xia Tang’s words at all. I supported the small podium with both hands, bent down, and reached the position of the microphone.

"I am the President of the No. 30th Student Union, Linghu Yifei. Good morning, everyone." After I took a deep breath, I saw a flow chart on the podium, on which was written the sequence of speeches for this morning's opening ceremony , the president of the student union happened to be the last one to speak, "I'll make a long story short, everyone abide by the law and discipline, and the meeting is over."

The students off the field looked at me in bewilderment, and even began to whisper to each other.

I picked up the microphone on the podium and walked to the front of the podium, "This is the end of the opening ceremony. Everyone leave the venue in an orderly manner, the School of Art on the left will disperse towards the runway, the School of Finance on the right will disperse towards the left track, and the other schools will follow." The departing colleges will leave in an orderly manner."

I heard everyone from the audience cheering after the meeting ended, and some people shouted words like long live the student council president, which made me wonder what kind of organization it is... Who would want to stand for two hours in the morning, I can't hold it, I Just to be frank, I actually wanted to end the meeting myself.

"President! Well done!" Chen Haoran should have woken up after hearing the meeting ended, so he gave me a thumbs up.

"I can't hold on talking there for so long, I might as well end it sooner." I walked off the stage and stretched myself.

"Chairman!!" Chen Xiaolan ran over, "You're walking too fast! The press corps just took one or two photos!"

"Then use those one or two photos. I'm hungry and I'm going to the cafeteria to eat." I put my hands in my sweater pockets, "By the way, Vice President Ahua and Li You need to deal with it at one o'clock this afternoon. Regarding the matter of the student files, the others gathered in the student union meeting room at two o'clock in the afternoon. Call all the ministers."

"clear."

It is written in the student union president's handbook that every time the school starts, relevant department ministers need to be gathered to attend the student union opening meeting. The main purpose is to plan the main affairs to be done in the next semester. To put it in an easy-to-understand way, I am here to distribute mission.

Student Union Meeting Room [-] is the only meeting room with a round table. All previous student union presidents like to hold meetings in the high-level and low-level meeting rooms of Room [-]. That place makes people feel that the speaker is very tall, but I look like a dictator.

"President, this is a summary of last year's activities." Xia Dang put the paper on the table and pushed it in front of me.

"The Association Department will also organize a meeting for each association after this." Chen Yihao put down the summary report in his hand.

"Ok."

I didn't seem to attend the last meeting, and now I can't tell which face is the corresponding department, and I didn't participate in the department general meeting. They have already tacitly agreed that they will not participate in the previous session, so they will definitely not attend this session. will participate.

Should I go blind for now and release the task directly? If anyone has any objections, they will definitely interrupt me and raise a dispute. Then I will know which department that person is...

"President, I think every club should hold at least one activity every semester." Tang Zisang raised his right hand and spoke, "The club was established without holding activities, which is a misuse of student union funds. Our student union funds are not used to distribute money for eating, drinking and having fun in useless clubs. .Our notary department feels that the association system must be revised.”

"I agree with your plan." I replied immediately, "The proposal from the notary department is feasible, what does the director of the community department think?" I just looked down at the document in my hand, after all, I don't know who is the head of the community department.

"As the head of the community department, I agree." A boy with square glasses pushed his glasses.

It turned out that the guy with the glasses was the head of the Club Department, so the other guy should be the head of the Logistics Department. In the past, the logistics department had mostly male ministers, and the ratio of boys to girls in the Logistics Department was nine to one.

"In terms of discipline, just do what I said just now. Does the discipline department have any questions?" I raised my eyes.

The girl sitting directly across from me shook her head.

The Minister of Discipline is a girl with short brown-red hair and a mole on the left corner of her mouth.

"Then you can contact me if you have any questions later." Chen Yihao said, "That's all for today's opening meeting, and we'll adjourn the meeting."

The opening meeting of the department in the afternoon was over, and I sighed deeply. On the way back to the chairman's room, I felt that I had no energy to drag myself.

"It smells so good." Chen Yihao wrinkled his nose, "Where does the smell of rice come from?"

"It should be that Li You and A Hua ordered takeaway to be delivered to the chairman's room?" Xia Dang followed me with three or four stacks of documents.

"I hope we have a share." I grabbed the doorknob with both hands and pushed the door open.

"I'm home."

When I entered the door, I saw Yao Keying standing by the desk, which was piled with large and small plastic lunch boxes. She was wearing a light blue skirt, a yellow plaid long-sleeved shirt, the shirt was tied at the waist, and her hair was tied loosely. With a ponytail draped over his shoulders.

"Yao..."

"Miss Yao!" Xia Dang took the lead and knocked me away, threw the documents in his hand on the sofa, and hugged Yao Keying tightly with open arms.

"Okay, okay." Yao Keying also hugged Xia Dang, and walked around the open space next to him twice.

"President, eat quickly." Li You held a box of rice in his hand, "Miss Yao's dishes are really delicious." Li You just finished speaking, and immediately stirred two slices of eggplant into his rice.

"Cold cucumber is also delicious." Ah Hua burst into tears after eating.

Did they go through some life-and-death trials when logging into the student files?This meal is like the pork chop meal before being imprisoned...

"Chen Yihao, this is yours." Yao Keying reached out and grabbed the bento in Chen Yihao's hand.

"But I like to eat tempura." Chen Yihao firmly held the bento in his hand, "There is also fried chicken cutlet inside!"

"No, this is yours!" Yao Keying stuffed a bento box with a different outer packaging to Chen Yihao, "This one is for Xia Dang."

"Why can Xiadang eat tempura but I can't!"

"You next time." Yao Keying snatched the bento from Chen Yihao's hand, and stuffed it into his arms, "I remember your menu."

"Okay..." Chen Yihao was a little disappointed, and he became more cheerful when he opened the lunch box in his hand, probably because he saw chicken wings inside.

Anyone with a discerning eye knows that Wei Xun must have made the bento for you.

"Where's mine?" I walked up to Yao Keying.

"This is yours." Yao Keying handed me a black lunch box, "I made this one myself, and theirs is a joint venture of everyone in the dormitory." She pushed me to the office chair, After sitting me down, she opened the bento box to show me.

The food in the bento box is arranged like a work of art, just like the layout that often appears in comics, exquisite full-score comic poached eggs, and crispy sausage with octopus feet, and broccoli and flower-shaped carrots in cake paper next to it. There are also four or five sliced ​​fried pork chops piled up, and there are shelled crab legs next to it. Black sesame seeds are mixed in the white rice, which is like a work of art.

I don't know where to start with chopsticks...

"Eat quickly." Yao Keying said.

"eat."

I picked up a piece of fried pork chop and stuffed it into my mouth. The fried skin was crispy and not greasy, and the gravy inside the meat was well preserved. When I bit it down, the aroma spread throughout my mouth, like a high-end fried pork chop served in a high-end Japanese restaurant.

"It's delicious." My eyes almost sparkled.

"You can eat more if it's delicious."

"Why do I feel like you are selling an advertisement at this moment..."

"This is my Yao Keying brand secret sauce. It can perfectly blend with the meat texture of fried pork chops. This is Yao Keying's self-confident creation. You are the first to try it, and the first to say it is delicious." Yao Keying said with a smile.

Yao Keying's craftsmanship has always been good, she doesn't have much confidence in this aspect, so she usually avoids suspicion.

bang——

All eyes were fixed on the door, and a boy in a white coat came in after pushing the door hard. He was out of breath, holding a letter tightly in his hand, and he stood up straight. He looked up and looked around, as if looking for someone.

"Who are you looking for?" Chen Yihao asked.

"President! The president is here..." He scanned the room three times, and finally his eyes fell on me. He hurried to my desk, "President!"

"I'm the president." Holding a lunch box in my hand, I stared blankly at this panicked boy, did I already have such enthusiastic fans on the first day of school...

"President, this letter was given to us by the Red Eagle team, and they captured our boss!" Speaking of the latter sentence, he couldn't help but become sad, but with anger, "President Boss, you There must be a way to help us! Right!!"

Wearing white clothes, could it be the Beluga Whale team...

"When did you become involved in the underworld organization?" Yao Keying said.

"I'm also curious about when exactly I got involved..."

(End of this chapter)