Oolong woman

Chapter 55 23. The Monk Hiding from the Reed

The final landing place was in a lake. To be precise, the oversized water-cut UFO floated in a not-so-small lake.

Listening to the sound of water in her ears, the girl felt extremely peaceful.

It seemed to be evening at this time, and the remaining afterglow of the setting sun shone quietly on the water, shining on the man who was as elegant as a god and as coquettish as a monster.

His white clothes were dyed golden, and his long black hair fluttered like a ribbon, which was extraordinarily gorgeous.

Even though he is an NPC, he is still her master, but she still can't help but want to make a nosebleed...

What a beautiful, sad picture...

Hearing the buzzing of bells in the distance, the sound of gurgling water, and the sound of a girl playing in the water... Oh, her master, what are you doing?
The young girl who had recovered into Xiaomi stared at her master with great interest watching him take a bath—the absolutely upright and smiling appearance was a bit embarrassing—her eyeballs tended to fall out.

"Master...Master, Fu, Fu, um... how can you peek at a woman from a good family taking a bath?" Xiaomi, who was slurring her words, used her almost stagnant thoughts to forcefully utter accusations that made people sigh weakly.

Did he peek?He just watched with wide eyes solemnly.

"But they didn't object to me watching?" He blinked innocently, pretending to be an innocent man, it really felt a bit innocent.

I don't know who learned this bad temper from?
Looking back at the fisher girls, the girls in red and pink and blue looked at the master and apprentice with some blushing and surprise.The surprise is because of Xiaomi's peculiar flying sword tanker, and the blush is because of Bai Han... Well, we have to admit that the charm of our handsome white guy is enough to make all girls forget their shyness, and even want to seduce him the other way around.

In fact, this scene is very thought-provoking.

The wide lake, the tall reeds, the beautiful golden afterglow... the playful girl, the elegant young man standing in the air... If there is no flying sword with a strange shape and the girl on the sword, perhaps this is A revised version of the story of Dong Yong and the Seven Fairies.

However, the fact is that the girl was about to walk away with her face full of black lines pulling her master's ears, but found the unusual light in the reeds.

So, a certain girl was so excited that she forgot to ask the master when she developed this peculiar hobby, and walked towards the light with great interest, completely forgetting that the master's ears seemed to be pinched on her looking at the weak and boneless body. small hands.

Grinning in pain but never correcting her such abusive behavior, a certain evildoer smiled. Although the smile was miserable, it still dazzled the eyes of some lay girls.

Handsome guy, no matter where he goes or what he looks like, he is always popular.

The most regrettable thing is that there is already a tigress beside the handsome guy.

Xiaomi dragged her master around all the way to the bright place, and it was fine, she was not found.

With cyan robes and brown rosary beads, his round body squatted very low, trying to cover his figure with reeds.Originally, he should have been very successful, but the bad thing was that the shiny back of his head, which was specially rubbed with sesame oil, was so conspicuously exposed to the blue sky.

Just because of the setting sun, it warmed the back of his head so well, and so beautifully dazzled the eyes of a certain girl.

The great monk, who didn't realize it, looked at the lake with excitement.In fact, his eyes are quite pure, not like those obscene monks should be, just spying, just... curious...

Acridine, you big monk, be curious!

Xiaomi was a little angry, but most of it was just for fun.She rubbed the broken water in her hand, secretly thinking about turning it into a baseball bat, the kind that can swell a person when hit.

Bai Han looked at his apprentice in amazement, and slowly squatted down next to the monk, seducing a certain monk who didn't know what to do with his extremely sweet and soft voice.

"What are you looking at, little master? Does it look good?"

"I'm watching them take a bath!" The monk said with a righteous face, as if he was doing a righteous thing that could save his fellow martial artists, and said without turning his head.

Wait... who is asking me?

The monk turned his head and saw an extremely cute little face the size of a palm. It was warm and soft. He really wanted to go up and pinch her tender skin to see if he could get a handful of water...

But what is she doing here?
"Benefactor, you..." A certain monk was stunned by the back of the knife, and he stood in a daze for her to slash him. Then he let out a scream, held his head and started counting the stars.

The power of the back of the knife is also terrifying... Although he didn't become a big stick as Xiaomi expected, and he didn't succeed in being promoted to gourd head, Xiaomi still smiled with a sense of accomplishment...

Because... If the one-inch-wide flesh on the top of the monk's head can protrude a little bit bigger, it will look like a classic Japanese animation image, a character that has influenced countless teenagers - Ultraman …

The monk wiped off the newly grown wall of flesh on top of his head, and the smiling girl in front of her finally started to feel a little bit about being caught for doing bad things.

He backed away in a bit of panic... and then backed away... and then retreated behind a wall of flesh, turning back in surprise...

monster...

The soft and handsome man tries hard to smile at him, but his smile is distorted no matter how you look at it... But even though his facial muscles are twisted badly, this man is still a heart-wrenchingly handsome guy...

Of course, excluding monks...

"Little monk, which temple are you a flower monk?"

"Well... the young monk's lay name is Hua, yes... but the young monk is not Hua Monk..." He softly stated, but the monk still looked at Bai Han. Why did he look familiar to him?
"Teacher, he is not a little monk!" Bai Han blinked at him, walked behind Xiaomi, put one hand on her shoulder, and his gentle and soft voice was very comfortable to hear, "He is the abbot of Shaolin Temple..."

Shock...it's definitely the only feeling Xiaomi feels right now...

In my imagination, the abbot of the Shaolin Temple should look like what is often shown on TV - a long beard, a kind face, a big belly, a stern look in his eyes, and he looks like a good old man on the outside, but in reality But he is an extremely cunning old fox.

Although the abbots of the Shaolin Temple on TV are generally good people, and they are generally amiable, and although she doesn't like their stereotyped appearances very much, she always feels that that is what the abbots of the Shaolin Temple should look like—otherwise, how can she be convinced? public?

However, the master said, is this young and tender Monk Hua in front of him the current abbot of Shaolin Temple?

Xiaomi wanted to faint.

First of all, he is too young.Not to mention being young, she also has a pure baby face covered with little red pimples.With small eyes, big nose and thick lips, he doesn't look like a villain, but he can only be a kind of honest and honest person.Second...obviously, misconduct.Where can a monk who can run to the lake to peep at other girls' bathing, and a monk who is not at all embarrassed when he is caught, be so noble?In the end, although he is indeed very fat, which kind of fits the characteristics of the abbot, but, to be honest, shouldn't all people like the abbot be as calm and sophisticated as a fox, like their Qingming family.

However, the master said that he is, he is the real one, the biggest monk in Shaolin Temple.

She, Xiaomi, dug out a monk from the reeds beside an unknown lake, and unexpectedly, he was also the abbot of Shaolin Temple.

Kicking a certain abbot's big ass fiercely, Xiaomi said fiercely and angrily: "Quickly, take Miss Ben to the Shaolin Temple! Miss Ben is going to find my father!"

(End of this chapter)