80s: Daughter-in-law Is Sweet and Sassy

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Gu Ye nibbled away the lobster tongs with a smile, revealing the tender and tender meat. He took a sip, and a large piece of meat came out. He dipped in some sauce and ate it with relish.

"Fresh and delicious."

Gu Ye ate a big tong in three bites. It was really delicious, but the taste was a little weird, but with the sauce dipped in it, the strange taste disappeared.

A lobster was eaten by Gu Ye in a short time, and only a bunch of shells were left. After eating the last piece of meat, Gu Ye licked his lower lips and concluded, "Apart from being a little saucy, the taste is very good."

"Why are you so arrogant? Dad, have you urinated?" Chu Qiao thought that the old man hadn't urinated.

If the lobster does not urinate, it does have a taste after steaming.

"Let's put it, there's such a big bowl. I specially asked Dabao and Xiaobao to pour a big cup of herbal tea." The old man also gestured the size of the bowl, and was a little impatient. Everyone asked him if he had urinated. Such a trivial matter, he Can't do it?

Chu Qiao widened his eyes, looked at the old man's gesturing hand in amazement, then looked at Dabao and Xiaobao, and then looked at his silly man who hadn't reacted, and sympathized with this guy for three seconds. .

Lin Yulan finally came to her senses and asked, "What kind of urine did you put in?"

"Child pee!"

The old man roared impatiently, "I can't let me pee!"

Gu Ye was drinking water, when he heard this, he choked immediately. He coughed almost to the end of his breath. He finally managed to calm down, but when he saw the pile of lobster shells on the table, he felt that he could still cough to death.

Lin Yulan was angry and funny, sympathetically looking at her son with a strange expression, but seeing that the old man was still unaware, she said helplessly: "You should put lobster urine, oh, you are really, don't understand, don't ask, who is it? Steamed lobster and let the boy pee? You...you are a waste of money!"

"There's still urine in this thing?"

The old man pointed to the lobster shell on the table and asked.

"Why didn't you urinate? I'm too lazy to tell you, don't you understand or ask? Think about it with the soles of your feet and know that you can't let a boy urinate in cooking, you pig brain!"

This pig brain completely angered the old man, he slapped the table, and said angrily: "Who told you not to explain clearly, only to put urine, and not to say which kind of urine, how could I know that this thing still exists. Urine, Lin Yulan, why are you staring at Lao Tzu? You and Lao Tzu said that there is a place to boil eggs with boy urine, and they say that it is a famous dish. You said it, don’t admit it!”

"That's a urine egg, a kind of local snack, not a dish, don't be unreasonable, I didn't know you didn't understand this, I asked if you had urinated, and you said yes, and you said it so smoothly, who would doubt it what!"

Lin Yulan was also on fire. How could she know that this old man didn't even know what to do with lobsters, and that such a big lobster was wasted. What is the reason for this bad old man?

"I was wrong? You asked if the urine was released, and I said yes, but what was wrong? You are obviously wrong. You should ask if the lobster's urine is released. If you say more words, you will become dumb?"

"You ask a few more words and your throat is smoking? We all ask this way here, and no one is as stupid as you."

"I'm not from your side, and I've never eaten this lobster. It's normal to not understand, Lin Yulan, don't be unreasonable!"

"Who is being unreasonable now? Obviously you did something wrong, and you are still scolding people here. If it weren't for you, would Ono eat urine?"

"It's obviously you who hurt Ono to eat the urine. You can't speak clearly at your age, and you still have a face to blame on Lao Tzu?"

"Who's old? You're a dozen years older than me, and you're a bad old man!"

"I'm still going up and down the mountains and water, carrying a gun and still a hero, what else can you do other than cry?"

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Chu Qiao watched in amazement as the old couple quarreled. The topic had seriously deviated from the lobster. She became more and more admirable for the white lotus mother-in-law. The momentum of this quarrel was not the white lotus, but the overlord flower.

"Okay, you despise me now, and when I'm old, you despise me, you have no conscience!"

Lin Yulan's tears came as soon as she said it, just like a faucet, she didn't forget to scold while crying, the old man's ten-meter-eight arrogance immediately became 0.8, and his voice became quieter, muttering: "If you can't say anything, just cry. , I'm too lazy to quarrel with you, it's like this every time, it's annoying."

But after muttering a few words, the old man still shut up, Lin Yulan cried a few times and stopped, and continued to eat, not forgetting to serve Chu Qiao.

Chu Qiao was very emotional, she was wrong.

Her mother-in-law is definitely a white lotus with a deep Taoism, or how can she handle the hot-tempered old man so well.

Gu Ye, who had endured it for a long time, heard that his parents urinated on the left and urinated on the right. He heard the lobster he just ate, rolling in his stomach, and couldn't bear it any longer. He rushed to the bathroom and vomited. Alice also vomited a little more.

Chu Qiao wanted to appease her poor husband, but was stopped by Lin Yulan, "You sit still!"

Lin Yulan got up and poured a glass of water, let Gu Ye rinse his mouth, and comforted: "It's actually nothing, the boy's urine can be eaten, it is a tonic, there is a place in Shaoxing where the boy's urine is used to boil eggs to eat, which is good for the waist. "

As soon as she finished speaking, Lin Yulan's heart skipped a beat and looked at her son. She was extremely annoyed. Why didn't she think of boiling a pee egg?

Urine-clearing eggs and kidney-tonifying are really effective. She should have cooked them a long time ago. Lin Yulan looked at Dabao and Xiaobao again, her eyes glowing. Such a good urine warehouse for two boys can be cooked every day.

"Xiao Ye, I will cook two eggs for you to clear urine every day, the one that nourishes the kidneys!"

Lin Yulan whispered, not to let her daughter-in-law hear.

Gu Ye, who had vomited cleanly in his stomach, had already slowed down a bit, but when he heard this, the nausea came up again, and he retched a few times. What did he do wrong?

"No, let my dad eat it!"

Gu Ye categorically refused, even if he could live forever, he wouldn't eat such things as clear urine eggs.

"Your dad is old, and it's useless to make up. This is really effective. It's delicious when cooked." Lin Yulan persuaded ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ because she had eaten clear urine eggs.

In the alley where her family lived, there was a grandmother's hometown in Shaoxing. Before the Qingming Festival, there was a custom of boiling urine eggs. When they were boiled, the smell was very strong and irritating, but after the urine was boiled, the eggs were the same as tea eggs. , There is also a strange fragrance, it is very salty after peeling the shell, the taste is very good, and it does not feel disgusting.

"do not want!"

Gu Ye was impatient, he would never eat such disgusting food.

Lin Yulan didn't dare to persuade any more, but she didn't give up and planned to let the old man persuade in private. Although the daughter-in-law is pregnant, the son can't always rely on the magic pill.

Dabao and Xiaobao covered their mouths and laughed hard, but fortunately they didn't eat lobster, otherwise they would be throwing up now.

"What are you laughing laughing!"

Gu Ye angrily rewarded one person with a burst of chestnuts. No wonder these two stinky boys didn't eat lobsters just now. They used to grab anything delicious from him. Today, they are civilized. He should have suspected it.