80s: Little Sweet Wife
Chapter 2075: Donkey rolls without soybean noodles
When Meimei heard it was Li Mengchen, she couldn't help complaining, "Why does he want to live in our house? And he doesn't even wear clothes and run around..."
I really didn't expect Li Mengchen to have a hobby of exposing his body, so disgusting!
Li Mengchen put on his clothes, rubbed his **** with wet hair, walked over with grinning teeth, and said unhappily, "You beg me for help, what's wrong with me staying at your house for a few days? And how can I not wear it? Clothes, didn't I wrap a bath towel? I covered everything that should be covered...
Besides, it's not a big deal if you don't wear clothes. Any body, no matter how beautiful or ugly, is a skin sac in the eyes of Buddha, and in my eyes, it is protein, fat and water. You are really making a fuss! "
Yan Mingshun's kick just now was not light, Li Mengchen was full of resentment, and his figure was very good!
Mermaid line, pectoralis major, abdominal muscles...
You have everything that you should have. If it is not as good as Yan Ming's surplus, why can't it be seen?
The eyebrows turned angrily, "In my eyes, you are a perverted exhibitionist!"
"Hey, if you want me to say that everyone on this earth is perverted, can you guarantee that you will not be perverted?" Li Mengchen had a bit of sarcasm on his face.
"You are the pervert!" Meimei cursed back, she is a kind-hearted, lovely and generous little fairy, how could she be a pervert, nonsense!
Li Mengchen was not angry either, and said cheerfully, "Well, let me ask you a question!"
Mei Mei snorted softly, but did not object.
Li Mengchen coughed a few times and said, "There is a beautiful princess who fell asleep in the castle because she was cursed. She needed a prince to kiss her to wake up. After many years, there was a handsome princess. The prince kissed and woke the princess, but after the princess woke up, she killed the prince..."
Before Li Mengchen finished asking the question, Meimei quickly replied, "Because the princess is old, she saw that the prince was still so young, and she was afraid that he would change his mind, so she killed the prince."
Li Mengchen choked and looked at Meimei in disbelief.
Obviously just a beautiful vase without IQ, how could he answer such a question?
Could it be that this Zhao Mei is a legendary pervert?
Li Mengchen didn't give up, cleared his throat, and said, "For another one, the two sisters will hold a funeral for their father..."
He was talking about the post on the Internet. It is said that the person who can answer this question is definitely a serious pervert. He sneered: "I still ask such a simple question, because my sister wants to see that man again, so I made a funeral."
"Fuck... Yan Mingshun, you have to be careful, be careful one day your life is not guaranteed!" Li Mengchen exclaimed exaggeratedly.
Of course he wouldn't really think that Meimei was a pervert, because he could answer all these questions. If Meimei was perverted, wouldn't he also be perverted?
Yan Mingshun also had surprise in his eyes, Meimei's performance was really beyond his expectations~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Meimei looked at the surprised expressions of these two people and was very proud.
"Isn't it a test question for psychopaths? I knew it eight hundred years ago, hum!"
Li Mengchen was even more surprised, Zhao Mei, where did she see these test questions?
Yan Mingshun interjected and asked, "Why do you post these strange questions on the school forum?"
Li Mengchen's expression changed slightly, he shrugged, and said, "It's fun... By the way, I'll make my supper quickly, donkeys roll without soybean noodles, I'll have it before ten thirty!"
The corners of his brows and mouth twitched, a donkey rolling without soybean noodles, what else is a donkey rolling?
"Why not add soybean noodles?" she couldn't help asking.
Li Mengchen had already returned to his room, and he turned back and said quietly, "Because...the color of shit..."
Meimei: ...she really wants shit!
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