A bizarre adventure at Hogwarts

“Get out and save me! Joshua !!! ”

After Harry shouted for three minutes, Joshua walked out of the bathroom leisurely, looking at the one person and one elf who still maintained the posture just now, and couldn’t help but sigh.

“I said… If you two keep going like this, I’ll have to go down to the restaurant to eat… Forehead… Harry, I’m kidding… That house-elf! Don’t hurry up and get out of Harry’s bed yet! What kind of system?! ”

Dobby hesitated for a moment, honestly got out of Harry’s bed, and performed a very standard noble domestic servant etiquette to the two, but it seemed that Harry was the only one in his eyes.

“I’m Dobby, a house-elf…. Mr. Harry Potter…. Dobby heard… Harry Potter met the devil again a few weeks ago… Harry Potter escaped again. ”

Harry thought about it, he seemed to have beaten Quirrell hard… He nodded, and Dobby burst into tears.

“Ah, sir,” he twitched, wiping his face with the corner of his filthy and tattered pillowcase, “Harry Potter is brave and fearless, but Dobby wants to protect Harry Potter and bring him a letter, even if Dobby has to shut his ear in the oven door later… Dobby wanted to say that Harry Potter couldn’t go back to Hogwarts. ”

“Stop! Stop, stop, stop! ”

Harry hurriedly reached out to stop Dobby, covering his head with his hand, and looked confused: “What you said is a bit messy… Let me pinch it first! ”

“Harry Potter is so modest!”

Dobby’s big eyes shone with obsession.

“You said…. You want to protect me? Send me a letter? And then shut your ears in the oven? At last… I can’t even go back to Hogwarts?! What is the truth of this? ”

“Harry Potter scolds the mother so handsome!”

Dobby’s big eyes shone with obsession.

“Huh?! Is your brain broken? ”

“Shocked! Harry Potter worries about Dobby’s brain! ”

Dobby’s big eyes shone with obsession.

Harry was so angry that he wanted to hit someone, but several times he wanted to do it, but looking at Dobby’s dirty and worn pillowcase, he unconsciously let go of his raised hand.

“Oh~my God~ You are such a good person! Didn’t even hit Dobby!!! ”

Dobby’s big eyes shone with obsession.

“Joshua! What the hell is this?! That’s what you’re talking about behind the scenes?!! ”

Harry had to spread his anger on Joshua, who was standing on the side watching for a long time, and when he found that his friend was snickering, Harry was angry from his heart, evil to the side of the guts, a tiger pounced on Benya threw himself on the bed, and the thirty-six road king and eight fists made the big opening and closing, knocking Joshua stunned.

“Harry Potter beats people…”

“You shut me up!”

Harry, who was beating people, was so angry that he casually pointed his finger over, and Dobby stopped his mouth at that time, and also used his hand to draw his big mouth, signaling that he would not speak again.

Harry gasped a few times, and after venting his anger on Joshua, he returned to his bed and asked indignantly, “Joshua… Looks like you guessed Dobby’s thing? Do you know why it came to me? ”

Joshua looked at Dobby, who frantically shook his head to signal that he didn’t mean to hurt Harry.

“Eh… In fact, isn’t it easy to understand it by looking at it like this? It’s your little fanboy…”

“Huh? Fanboy? What is that? Isn’t it a house-elf? How did you change another species? ”

Harry said he didn’t know what a fan was.

Joshua had to superficially explain to Harry what a fan is, and what passer-by fans, die-hard fans, brain-dead fans, and black fans are, and finally Harry nodded seemingly understandingly.

“Nadobby, why do you want me not to go to school… That’s one of the few hopes in my life…”

“No, no, no,” Dobby screamed, shaking his head vigorously and crackling his ears, “Harry Potter must stay in a safe place.” He is so great, so gracious, we cannot afford to lose him. If Harry Potter returns to Hogwarts, his life will be in danger! ”

Harry had been messing with Joshua for a long time, and he couldn’t help but complain: “But I think I’ve been in the Dursleys house for a long time, and I may go crazy…”

“It’s better to go crazy than to lose your life!”

Dobby screamed, the harsh sound audible even up and down the floor.

“But… But I can’t believe you just by saying that…”

Harry said with a headache, he now saw what Joshua meant by brain remnant powder…

“There’s a conspiracy, Harry Potter. The scariest thing will happen at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry this year. Dobby said in a low voice, suddenly shaking, “Dobby has known about this for months, sir. Harry Potter can’t go on adventures. He’s too important, sir.”

Harry immediately asked, “Who is planning?”

Dobby let out a comically choked sob, then frantically slammed his head against the wall.

But thanks to the strange remarks that Xiao Jiai wore out, everyone else in the hotel thought it was a clap for love.

Harry tried to stop Dobby from self-harming, but was stopped by Joshua.

“Dobby! Stop it! ”

Dobby ignored Joshua and banged his head against the wall for a while before stopping crying.

Joshua seemed to see an unnatural depression in the wall…

“Well… We now know where you’re coming from, and we know you’re doing Harry’s good… But… We still can’t accept this kindness, maybe Harry will die because of what you said… But even if it does, it’s the result of his choice, and you can’t impose your will on Harry. ”

Harry nodded in agreement, indicating that Joshua was right.

“To put it bluntly, you dog is nosy… Besides, Harry is my little brother, and I’m protecting him!” ”

Joshua proudly straightened his chest, and it felt good to take the original protagonist as a little brother…

But who knows that Dobby smiled contemptuously: “Are you worthy?” ”

(Thanks to Mr. White Wolf and Mr. Diving King for the flowers…) ）_

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