A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

Don't easily speculate on someone's thoughts.

Because sometimes, he doesn't think about anything at all.

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"Oh ho ho ho ho, I am a person who has landed in outer space. You common people are still not polite when you see me."

Asuka expressed her pride from the inside out: "Bring me some delicious food and drink!"

Shinji: "Idiot? You are."

Ayanami Rei: "..."

Asuka: "What, what is your attitude? Do you treat human heroes with this attitude?"

Upon hearing this, Shinji immediately felt unhappy.

He looked at Asuka and pushed up the non-existent glasses on the bridge of his nose: "I'm not targeting you, but I still want to say one thing, how can you become a hero of mankind when you clearly haven't done anything? Are you just staying here? Can everyone around Mr. Jon automatically share the credit? "

Asuka: "Otherwise? Just tell me whether I went to outer space or not."

Shinji: "Gone."

Asuka: "That's fine~"

This is not merit. What is merit?

Please.

I'm not going to travel.

I also suffered from mental pollution.

But now it seems.

It was more like a spiritual experience.

All in all, Asuka feels good.

Better than ever.

The body is also more relaxed than ever before.

After letting go of the baggage in her heart, she felt like she was becoming more like herself.

The only regret is that it really failed to play any role during the battle.

It doesn't matter!

The future is long.

The apostle failed to catch up.

And the next apostle.

Next apostle.

Next apostle...

Well.

It doesn’t sound right to say that.

The earth and humans are too pitiful.

While he was thinking wildly, Jon came out of the house.

"What are you talking about?" he asked.

Shinji complained angrily: "Asuka takes credit."

"Idiot Shinji, why are you still snitching on me?" Asuka put her hands on her hips.

The next second, she ran to Jon: "Look at him, he bullies me."

Shinji:......

Ayanami Rei:......

Heaven is above.

Is this coquettishness?

This must be coquettishness!

When did the relationship between the two of them become so close?

Not to mention Shinji and Ayanami Rei, even Jon himself was surprised.

"Do you have a fever?" He touched Asuka's head: "It's not hot, it's normal human body temperature."

"Mr. Jon, it's really~" Asuka was still enthusiastic.

It made Jon feel a little uncomfortable: "Keep on treating and don't give up."

Asuka: "I'm not sick, I just suddenly realized that Mr. Jon, you are really handsome, suki~"

What is this?

A confession of love?

Although I know that you are a little girl with an Electra complex and like someone older than yourself.

You can't be so rash.

Jon pinched his eyebrows and suddenly saw the mischievous smile hidden in Asuka's eyes.

I immediately understood what the other person was thinking.

Good boy...

wrong.

She must be a good girl.

Are you waiting for me here?

Jon smiled and put his arm around Asuka's shoulders: "Yes, we have a child."

Shinji:? ? ?

Ayanami Rei:? ? ?

Asuka:? ? !

Okay, okay, no more kidding.

This kind of joke is really not funny at all.

Asuka immediately returned to normal.

But Jon got excited: "Don't go, little baby, let me take care of you."

Asuka: "Go away, you pervert!"

Even without the tsundere coat.

Xiangxiang is still the same Xiangxiang with high attack and defense.

A few words and a tease.

Eh~

The defense is broken.

Jon put on a dead-eyed expression: "What? I thought you were looking for me to be your widower."

Asuka: "A noble man?"

"You don't need to know what it means specifically? You just need to understand that this is a mysterious ritual." Jon raised a finger: "Come to me anytime if you need it."

After saying that, he looked at Shinji and Ling Boli again: "Of course, you two can do it too. I am the most fair person and I always treat everyone equally."

Shinji: "Okay Mr. Jon."

However, Ling Boli, who was usually not very talkative, noticed something unusual. She quietly pulled Shinji's sleeve and whispered: "I don't feel very good. You'd better be careful."

"What are you talking about? Lingbo-san. How could Mr. Jon harm us?" Shinji, as the number one kid in the family, immediately put forward a different opinion.

Jon smiled, with no thought of explanation.

It was originally a mouth-opening.

You don’t think he is really a beast, do you?

All right.

Sometimes it is.

He has a very flexible bottom line.

Hehe~

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…

A rare break.

Jon couldn't relax.

He looked at Ritsuko Akagi and said, "Do you want to ask me something?"

Ritsuko Akagi: "Now that you've calmed down, why didn't you say anything just now?"

"I have to ask you." Jon yawned: "Good night Makabaka."

Ritsuko Akagi:? ? ?

No sleep allowed!

She finally figured out Jon's temper, and she went straight to it: "I do have some questions to ask you."

Jon: “Because of how hard you work, and because I really like contrast, I can answer three questions for you.

More than three is actually possible, but you need to pay a certain price. "

Upon hearing this, Ritsuko Akagi perked up: "My first question is, can you predict the future direction?"

Jon nodded: "Okay."

Ritsuko Akagi was stunned for a moment and couldn't help swallowing.

Vacuum lab coat.

Quite sexy.

Jon couldn't help but take a second look.

"So my second question is, can the future change?"

Jon smiled: "Of course, in fact, the established future has changed a lot."

"for example?"

Jon: "Are you sure you want this to be the last question?"

Akame Ritsuko pushed up her glasses: "I'm sure."

Jon: "For example, you were originally going to be killed by that commander, but you are still alive and well now. This is how your destiny has changed."

"I...will die...Why would Commander Ikari..." Ritsuko Akagi's expression turned a little stunned for a moment.

Jon smiled brightly: "I don't know what's good about that man. Why are so many people like him? He's not handsome at all. Or is it more attractive to be calm and almost ruthless in this high-pressure environment of the apocalypse? "

After being exposed, Ritsuko Akagi's face showed no signs of wavering: "How can I be sure that what you said is true?"

"You also can't be sure that what I said is false." Jon stared into Ritsuko Akagi's eyes: "What I said makes sense, right?"

Speechless.

There was a moment of silence.

Ritsuko Akagi's mind was racing.

Trying to find the logical flaw in Jon's statement.

But there is no doubt about it.

She failed.

Finally, the woman asked for the fourth time: "My last question is, will mankind succeed in completing the plan?"

Jon: "It's hard to say, maybe, maybe not."

Listening to your words is like listening to your words.

Ritsuko Akagi will say no more.

She got dressed and was about to leave.

However, just before leaving the house, the beautiful doctor suddenly turned around and said, "Tell Zero for me that she hasn't gone to the base to back up her memory for a long time."

Jon made an OK gesture: "I will tell you when she comes back."

Ritsuko Akagi nodded.

Immediately, he asked curiously: "Where have they gone? There should be no classes in school today."

Jon blinked: "I heard he went swimming."

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An unnamed beach somewhere.

Asuka wore cool clothes, held a swimming ring, and stretched out comfortably: "I can finally relax."

She turned back and looked at her companion: "Isn't it nice here? Xiaoguang told me."

"Xiaoguang? You mean the squad leader." Shinji understood and said with regret, "It's a pity that Aida and Suzuhara can't come."

"What do you have to regret? Our two beauties will accompany you." Asuka put her hands on her hips and looked at Ayanami Rei: "Are you right? Zero."

Ayanami Rei held the book in her hands and said without raising her head: "If you say yes, then it is."

"What? What's your attitude?" Asuka curled her lips.

But it doesn't matter.

She is cheerful and fragrant now.

Your mentality will not be out of balance because of trivial things.

Just a sweep on this wild beach.

She realized they weren't the only ones here.

There is also a mysterious guy here.

Coincidentally, the guy was looking this way.

"What, pervert?" Asuka narrowed her eyes.

Hearing this, the handsome young man smiled: "It's too much to call someone a pervert when we meet. Don't you think it's a wonderful fate that we meet here?"

"What fate? I suspect you are following me." Asuka put her hands on her hips and said, "What's your last name, what's your name, how many people are in your family, and where they go to school, please tell me!"

The young man raised his hands in surrender: "It's so fierce."

Then he looked at Shinji: "Is it really good to be with this kind of person? Wouldn't it feel depressing?"

Shinji was watching a play, and when he heard this, he was immediately confused.

However, under the intimidation of Asuka's eyes, he still scratched his head and said: "Asuka...ahem, Soryu-kun is actually a very gentle person, but he is too defensive."

"What? Am I defensive?" Asuka quit.

But she was pulled back by Ayanami Rei: "Wait a minute, let Shinji-kun handle it here."

The boy seemed to like Shinji very much, even ignoring Asuka and Ayanami Rei, and smiled at Shinji and said: "You are so gentle, Shinji-kun, you can discover the strengths and strengths of other people. I think this is your unique advantage."

Shinji:? ? ?

Not bro.

Why did you suddenly start boasting mode?

hey-hey.

It’s time to say it or not.

He was quite happy to be praised.

Cough slightly.

Shinji stretched out his hand to the boy: "No matter how you know my name, get to know me from the beginning. I am Shinji Ikari."

"Hello, Shinji." The young man shook hands with Shinji and smiled brightly: "What about my name... Well, I'll keep it a secret for the time being. Let's talk about it next time we meet."

Even a name needs to be kept secret?

Shinji was stunned for a moment.

Asuka said unhappily: "I bet this guy is definitely not a good guy! How can he even hide his name?"

The boy spread his hands: "Whether you believe it or not, I don't mean any harm."

After a pause, he said: "I mainly want to know about you and... Mr. Jon."

Asuka's eyes were stern: "Shinji, be careful! That guy is not a good person!"

Shinji: "Huh?"

While he was stunned, Asuka had already rushed up.

This lady is not only outstanding in appearance, but also knows a little bit of boxing and kicking.

Suspicious person, die!

The boy didn't expect Asuka to fight with him just because of a disagreement.

At the critical moment, he hid behind Shinji naturally: "Save me!"

Help!

Shinji subconsciously blocked Asuka's fist.

Asuka:? ? ?

No.

What are you doing.

Shinji Ikari, are you awake?

Shinji tried to calm Asuka down: "I think there must be some misunderstanding."

"What misunderstanding could there be? He can call out your name, but he is unwilling to reveal his own name, and he also wants to inquire about Mr. Jon's information. He must be a spy." Asuka shouted loudly: "Get out of my way, or I will beat you too."

Shinji wanted to explain something.

The boy suddenly walked out from behind him: "Don't do anything to Shinji-kun, if you have any problems, come to me."

I'm just going after you, buddy, what do you think?

Asuka was speechless.

Turning around, she looked at Rei Ayanami: "Hey, it seems like someone is trying to steal your man, why don't you do anything?"

Hearing this, Rei Ayanami finally put down the book.

Sweeping Shinji and the boy with a calm but slightly sharp look, she said lightly: "Shinji-kun, come here."

Shinji was a little embarrassed.

On the one hand, he didn't want to hurt the "irrelevant person".

On the other hand, he didn't want to embarrass Ayanami-san.

Thinking about it, he was about to speak.

The boy suddenly took a step back: "It seems that I showed up at the wrong time."

After saying that, he looked at Shinji steadily: "If there is a chance, let's make an appointment alone and talk."

What should I say?

The words are normal.

No ambiguity.

It's the person who said it.

Strange.

Very strange!

Not to mention Asuka.

Even the slow-witted Rei Ayanami felt a hint of...ambiguity?

Shinji was stunned.

I don't understand why it feels like we've known each other for a long time when we met for the first time.

Could this be love?

"No, no, no! I'm definitely a straight man! 100% straight man!" Shinji said to himself in his heart.

The boy smiled gently and took the initiative to leave: "Then goodbye, Shinji-kun."

Shinji subconsciously waved: "Oh, goodbye."

Then he suddenly reacted.

Turn around and look.

Just meet the scrutinizing eyes of Asuka and Rei Ayanami.

Shinji panicked, "Well, you listen to my explanation."

Asuka suddenly sneered: "Explanation? What do you want to explain? What do you want to explain?"

Shinji laughed dryly.

He simply ignored this venomous girl.

Ayanami Rei stared at Shinji, "You also have nothing to explain to me."

The tone was very flat.

The expression was very flat.

But Shinji, who knew Rei Ayanami, knew that dear Rei must be angry, and quickly said in a gentle voice: "I am really a straight man."

As soon as these words came out.

The atmosphere suddenly became silent.

Asuka seemed to smile.

Ayanami Rei said "Oh", and there was no follow-up.

Shinji was anxious: "Believe me, I am really a straight man! Straight can't be straighter!"

In the distance, the boy stared at Shinji, who was almost shrunk into a black dot, and the corners of his mouth slowly raised a hint of intriguing smile:

"I will take care of you in the future, Shinji-kun." (End of this chapter)