A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

"Find me?"

Jon smiled, "What are you doing with me? Fighting?"

The woman was silent for a while and shook her head.

Then, she slowly said her purpose, "A Fei, Uchiha Obito, found me and Nagato. He told us his true identity and your affairs."

"So?" Jon asked.

The woman said coldly: "So, can you help me? Nagato is dying, and I don't want him to die."

Hearing this, Jon showed the same expression as a subway man and spread his hands, "Sister, are you taking it for granted?

Also, if Obito really comes to you and tells you about me, then you should know his atonement plan.

It doesn't matter if he dies, after the 'Reincarnation Technique' is activated, Nagato will be resurrected. "

"I don't trust Obito." The woman said as she reached out to pull up her hair. "But I am willing to trust you. As long as you put forward conditions that can be met, I will try my best to meet them."

Hey sister, I don’t want to say this nonsense!

Jon took a step back calmly, subconsciously looking at Konan who was not wearing the red cloud robe of the Akatsuki organization.

Although she is thirty-five years old, she still looks like she is twenty-five years old. Her skin looks very good.

No, no.

What am I thinking?

Emmm

I understand, it must be because of the lines!

Lines like "Madam, you don't want Shota to be bullied at school" must contain some kind of universal truth, and people can't help but have wild imaginations after hearing it.

This bitch talks nice, but she's probably trying to trick her into showing a stunning scene of six hundred billion detonating symbols detonating at the same time, and use actual actions to practice the truth that "art is explosion"!

Thinking of this, Jon's eyes flashed, "You can't give me what I want. Ms. Nan, please go back."

South.

Ms. Nan?

Originally, Xiao Nan was very good at controlling the character of the ice cube, but she almost didn't get off guard when Jon said "Ms. Nan".

She twitched her lips and suppressed the anger in her heart, "What did Mr. Jiraiya give you? I can give you double, or even triple!"

Do you think this is a landlord fight?

Double, triple.

Jon didn't want to get entangled with Xiaonan any longer, and looked slightly solemn, "Don't mess around. I'm a true gender equalityist. Even if you are a woman, I will still fight you."

First, he hit two flat A's to interrupt the spellcasting, and then used a strong hand to control the opponent with a skull splitting. He punched the opponent with two punches on the left and right in succession, picked up and threw him with a finishing move that shocked everyone, and finally finished with a deliberate punch.

Jon was confident that he could execute this set of combos specifically for women within five seconds, allowing Xiaonan to experience the richness of Vastaya culture.

Xiaonan was speechless.

Just then, Sasuke came over, holding the Kusanagi sword in his hand.

"Akatsuki organization?" he asked in a low voice.

Jon was a little surprised, "You know this too! Have you met before?"

"No." Sasuke rolled his Sharingan, "It was the aura on her body that exposed her identity."

Now, this is called professionalism.

As expected of Master Zuoji, who studied under Orochimaru and spent some time in the Akatsuki organization, his vigilance is beyond question.

Jon hooked Sasuke's shoulder, "Don't worry, if I really make a move, in just five seconds, I can make her hit GG on the public screen, and she will never dare to wander around Konoha again."

Xiaonan:.

Although I couldn’t understand what the guy said, I knew it must not be something good!

Seeing that Jon was not going to talk to her, Xiaonan took a deep breath, stopped forcing it, and changed her words: "Then, can you let me meet Jiraiya-sensei?"

Jon blinked, "I don't have to say anything about this. It depends on Uncle Jiya's wishes."

Xiaonan nodded, "Then, I'll wait here. Whenever he wants to see me, I'll leave."

Sasuke:? ? ?

no.

If you want to see Jiraiya, go by yourself. What's going on with me, the Uchiha clan?

Jon made the OK sign.

He clapped his hands and called Naruto, "Go and find Uncle Jiraiya. Tell him that an old friend from the Rain Ninja Village came to visit him."

"Old friend of Rain Ninja Village" Naruto pondered over and over again, but could not figure out the relationship between the beautiful sister in front of him and his master.

Xiaonan's heart moved slightly and she interjected: "It's not just to visit, but to apologize."

Apologize?

Naruto was even more confused.

But he also knew that he was just an errand boy. He agreed to the job and left the Uchiha clan in a few seconds.

Looking at the retreating figure, Konan sighed: "Being a Nine-Tailed Jinchuuriki makes people feel so warm, like the sun. It's really rare."

He was looking at Naruto, but thinking about Yahiko.

Xiaonan's eyes unconsciously became gentler.

Overhearing Konan's words, Sasuke inexplicably put on a proud face. Those who didn't know, thought that Naruto was raised by him.

Being idle is also idle.

Jon took the initiative to invite Xiaonan to join the ‘cleaning army’.

Xiao Nan was numb.

I am one of the founders of the Akatsuki organization and a serious cold-blooded female killer.

You want me to do housework?

Sasuke was also numb.

Who cares about whose property it is?

Jon Joestar, what the hell do you want to do?

Unexpectedly, after thinking for a moment, Xiaonan actually lowered her body and started scrubbing under the control of dozens of paper clones.

Xiao Li and others met.

They were all confused.

Who is this beautiful sister?

Jon took the opportunity to explain: "Don't be afraid, she's not a bad person, and she won't just use the detonating talisman to blow things up."

A reverse explanation is also an explanation.

Xiao Li and others suddenly became nervous.

Konan looked at Jon with a smirk on his face, and then at the wary Konoha ninjas in front of him, and immediately launched a decisive attack.

She said expressionlessly: "I am the woman who was rejected by that guy."

The wind blows.

The scene was silent.

Jon looked slightly stunned and opened his eyes slightly.

I didn't expect that your cold appearance also hides the attributes of a little devil.

As expected of you, Ms. Nan!

Xiaonan raised the corners of her mouth in an incomprehensible manner.

Do you really think I won't fight back?

The weird atmosphere lasted for more than ten minutes, and Jiraiya and Naruto finally arrived.

Seeing that familiar white hair, Xiao Nan's good mood quickly fell to the bottom.

"Jiraiya-sensei" she lowered her head and spoke as softly as a mosquito.

Jiraiya was confused.

He stared at Xiaonan's face and said in disbelief: "Are you Xiaonan?"

Konan nodded.

"It's really you!" Jiraiya looked excited at first, and then quickly put his guard up, "Konan, let me ask you, where are Nagato and Yahiko?"

Jiraiya is not stupid either.

It can even be said to be very smart.

After he was lucky enough to survive in the Rain Ninja Village, he has been secretly investigating the relationship between the 'Six Paths of Pain' and the three disciples of the Kingdom of Rain.

Unexpectedly, before he could get any results from his investigation, Xiaonan actually came to the door himself.

Xiaonan's lips moved.

Beside him, Jon pinched his eyebrows and said helplessly: "You're not planning to apologize here, are you?"

Xiaonan reacted and looked at the owner of this place, Mr. Saji, who inherited Uchiha's million-dollar fortune.

For Jon's sake, Sasuke stretched out his hand and invited him coldly, "Follow me."

Seven crutches and eight crutches.

Everyone came to an auditorium that had obviously been cleaned.

It is worth mentioning that this boy Naruto also followed Jiraiya and came over in a hurry.

"Konan, please answer me seriously, where are Nagato and Yahiko?" Jiraiya couldn't help but ask as soon as he came in.

I wanted to speak several times, but when the words came to my lips, I didn’t know where to start. Xiaonan subconsciously clutched the corners of her clothes, just like the ignorant girl wearing a frog suit decades ago.

Naruto scratched his face and asked quietly, "Brother Jon, what is going on? Who is this woman?"

Jon put a finger to his lips, "Shh, don't talk, just eat quietly."

"Eat melon? Where are the melons here?" Naruto tilted his head rather uprightly.

At this time, Sasuke said angrily: "He means to tell you to shut up and stop talking!"

"oh."

Normally, Naruto would have had to fight with Sasuke for a while before he would give up.

But now that his master and the blue-haired woman were unclear, for the sake of Granny Tsunade's happy life for the rest of her life, he decided to endure it for the time being and wait and see what happens.

The atmosphere was a little dull.

Seeing that Konan was silent, Jiraiya sighed and said directly: "Nagato is 'Penn', and 'Penn' is Nagato, right?"

Hearing this, Xiao Nan was shocked and trembled a few times as if he was electrocuted.

Meeting Jiraiya's extremely complicated eyes, she admitted, "Yes."

Jiraiya's tone deepened, "Nagato controls the corpse puppet through the "Reincarnation Eye", and the short black stick is the chakra receiver. "

"Yes." Xiaonan nodded numbly.

Jiraiya's speech speed increased unconsciously, "Yahiko is the 'Tiandao'!"

"right."

"Yahiko is dead?"

"Um."

"Who killed him!"

"Sansho Hanzo and Konoha ANBU ninja."

"."

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"So, Nagato wants to avenge Yahiko and destroy the ninja world."

"You can say that."

"Why don't you stop him!"

"Why should I stop it?"

"."

There was another suffocating silence.

When all the suspicions turned out to be true, Jiraiya was definitely not in a good mood.

Konan sighed and took the initiative: "Jiraiya-sensei, I want to say sorry to you on behalf of Nagato and myself."

After saying that, she bowed.

Straightening up, Xiaonan then spoke, "Of course, we will not ask for your forgiveness. After all, the feeling of wanting to kill you that day in the Rain Ninja Village was not hypocritical."

Jiraiya clenched his fist suddenly, then quietly unclenched it, and said, "You must have suffered a lot in these years. I'm sorry that I can't be by your side."

Xiaonan bit her lip lightly and said nothing.

Jiraiya scratched his head, "Xonan, you have grown into an outstanding woman, hahahahaha.

but"

The conversation changed.

"Even if my former disciple wants to destroy my beloved Konoha, I will not show mercy."

Konan smiled bitterly and said: "Not to mention whether we will stick to our original plan. To be honest, Mr. Jiraiya, Nagato and I no longer have that kind of power.

Nagato's "Reincarnation Eye" was taken away, and he only had less than a week left to live. "

"What?!"

Jiraiya's expression changed.

"When I come to Konoha this time, in addition to wanting to meet you, Jiraiya-sensei, I also have the idea of ​​giving it a try, and want to ask this omnipotent 'heretic sage' to take action."

Konan spoke and looked at Jon.

Three black lines appeared on Jon's forehead, "Just wait a moment."

He waved his hand.

"Come on, tell me, who gave you this unfortunate nickname?"

"Heretic Immortal"

‘Immortal’, I can barely accept it.

With all my strength, even if the Immortal of Six Paths is resurrected, he still has to squeeze my shoulders and slap my back.

What happened to ‘heretics’?

It sounds a bit unseemly!

"Uchiha Madara."

Konan originally wanted to say 'Obito', but thinking of Obito's plan, she changed her mind temporarily.

Jon understood.

OK.

Obidou.

Someone took note of the nickname you gave me!

"Hermit, Immortal, is a title that suits your status, Brother Qiaoen." Jiraiya nodded matter-of-factly.

Then, he said to Xiaonan: "If what you said is true, then I want to see Nagato. Where is he now?"

Xiaonan pursed her lips and said, "Yes."

"Outside the Konoha Ninja Village, in the heart of a towering tree." Jon answered directly.

Xiaonan:.

"Really? Brother Jon, can you tell me the specific location?" Jiraiya asked urgently.

Jon asked, "Do you really want to see him?"

"think!"

Jiraiya answered in the affirmative.

Jon looked at Xiao Nan and suddenly said coyly: "Don't get me wrong. I'm not here for you."

Everyone:? ? ?

After stabbing his tsundere in secret, Jon locked onto Nagato's position with satisfaction.

Snap your fingers.

The ‘portal’ opens.

"Another unseen 'space-time ninjutsu'." Sasuke muttered softly.

Then, he shook his head and left the auditorium without hesitation.

The next thing is an internal dispute within the sect, and he, as an outsider, should not get involved.

Naruto saw Sasuke leaving and wanted to leave too.

But he was grabbed by Jon, "Why are you leaving?"

Naruto scratched his head, "At times like this, the lustful sage probably doesn't want outsiders to be present."

Jon knocked at him, "Are you an outsider? Or am I an outsider?"

Naruto was speechless.

Jiraiya heard the conversation between the two and said, "Naruto, you stay."

Naruto said 'Oh' and stayed in place very obediently.

Xiaonan hesitated for a few seconds.

Finally, he stepped into the 'portal' and carried out the emaciated and dying Nagato.

"Konan?" Nagato stared into his empty eye sockets, "Is that you?"

"It's me, Nagato, Jiraiya-sensei is here too." Konan felt extremely uncomfortable, but she always maintained a calm expression on her face.

"Jiraiya-sensei." Nagato raised his head with great effort and gave a smile that was uglier than crying. "It seems so, I feel Jiraiya-sensei's breath."

"Nagato."

Jiraiya felt extremely uncomfortable seeing his former disciple turned into such a human being and a ghost.

Even if the other party had planned to kill him, but now, what's there to say about that?

Let it go.

Xiaonan closed her eyes silently.

The mysterious 'Hetero Sage' was unwilling to take action, so he could only place his hopes on the untrustworthy Uchiha Obito.

On the other side, Jon touched his smooth chin.

Nagato's disease is said to be easy to cure, just use the ripple of life to inject it and that's it.

The problem is, he's not a holy mother, so he's not good at all.

Eh?

Wait a moment.

Speaking of which, Nagato, Konan, and Uchiha Obito seemingly handed over the "Reincarnation Eye" without a fight.

Does this mean that the 600 billion detonating charms have not been used yet?