A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

As soon as he stepped forward, his back kicked him out.

Discussing things as they stand, which is more or less unreasonable

What?

It’s ‘Star-Lord’.

That's okay.

With Egg completely under control, Jon descended on this desolate planet that had changed beyond recognition. He glanced around and nodded slightly.

From now on.

He can be considered a well-established person in this universe.

"Ego," Jon called.

As soon as he finished speaking, an old man with a gray beard appeared in front of Jon, "Master, I'm here."

It's Egg.

But it's not the same Egg anymore.

Now this extraordinary creature is similar to Tony Stark's Jarvis, and can be completely regarded as the artificial intelligence of this planet.

Jon said calmly, "The environment here is too bad. I like something a little more lively. Do you understand what I mean?"

"Understood." Egg bowed.

A thought came to my mind.

The ground beneath their feet began to tremble violently.

Jon waved his hand rather casually, "I hope you can give me a surprise next time I come over. Okay, I'm leaving."

After saying that, he disappeared without a trace.

Spanning tens of thousands of light years in an instant, Jon returned to the 'realm of ignorance'.

He originally planned to drive away Ronan and the J-sect under his command, but he didn't expect that just after the teleportation was completed, a cluster energy cannon hit his handsome face.

Jon:? ? ?

Snap your fingers.

Time suddenly paused!

He frowned and shuttled among the many warring alien creatures.

Soon, I found a few familiar faces.

A wave of his hand.

Turn back time.

He finally understood what was happening here and couldn't help but feel helpless.

With one axe, not only the head of Ebony Maw was cut off, but also the 'Knowledgeless Domain' was almost destroyed.

This is such a big deal~

Choosing an appropriate node, Jon passed through the curtain of time and space and suddenly appeared in the center of the bar.

The fat Thor held his storm ax high and was about to swing it down without saying a word.

At this moment, a suction force was generated inexplicably. He, a god descendant, did not hold his weapon. His palm slipped and the Storm Ax fell into the hands of others.

"Who!?" Thor was furious.

Jon weighed the Storm Ax and stared at the son of Odin with a half-smile, "We haven't seen each other for a while and you have forgotten who I am?"

"Lord Jon."

When he saw the person coming clearly, Sol suddenly lost his temper.

There seems to be something magical about this name.

For a moment, the tense atmosphere disappeared.

All that's left is deep awe.

Ebony Throat, who was kneeling on one knee, felt relieved.

Fortunately, fortunately, my life was saved.

Thanos, his general on the other side of the communicator, had the completely opposite mood.

Is this guy the Supreme God Lord who collected six ‘Infinity Stones’ before him?

Why does it look so ordinary?

"You've had enough trouble." Looking at the crowd, Jon said in a calm tone, "Who gave you the courage to make trouble on my territory?"

Although on the surface the 'Knowledgeless Realm' is still a place of chaos, Ronan and his cult don't think much of it.

Under the strong threat of force, those wanderers and mercenaries naturally did not dare to have any objections.

It can be said that Thor's reckless impulsiveness actually slapped Jon in the face.

The flesh on the fat Thor's face trembled.

He is a warrior, but he is not a fool.

Being able to be on an equal footing with his father, Odin, is by no means an opponent that he can challenge at this stage.

Hmm~

Maybe not in the future either.

No matter how you say it, you were caught red-handed.

Blinking his eyes, Sol showed his signature silly smile, "Master God, didn't you go to do something? What's wrong?"

"Did I tell you to wait for me here?"

Jon asked rhetorically.

Sol's expression froze.

At this time, 'Rocket Raccoon' interjected: "I have warned him not to be impulsive, but who knew this guy would never stop."

If you don’t let go of the relationship at this time, when will you let go of the relationship?

It shook its head, sighed, and calmly moved away from Thor.

You are not a raccoon.

you are a dog!

Thor cursed inwardly.

Just as he was racking his brains to come up with an answer that looked like that, Jon suddenly let him go and walked slowly towards Ebony Maw.

"I didn't expect to see you here. Did you come here specifically to see me?" He stared at the other person condescendingly, with no sadness or joy in his expression.

"Ahem. Exactly." Ebony Throat stood up from the ground in embarrassment.

Patting the dusty clothes on his body, he smoothed his hair and said, "One of Thanos' generals, Ebony Throat is in front of you."

Jon stared at him silently, noncommittal.

Then, he looked at the honest Stark and others, "What about you, don't you want to say something?"

Stark and the others were a little reserved.

No.

It can't be said to be restrained.

But be vigilant and cautious.

Finally, Carol Danvers, who was relatively familiar with Jon, said, "We are here to help you."

"guessed."

Jon smiled.

As he spoke, he counted the time.

Feeling almost done, leave the place decisively.

The next second.

Quill and others were teleported and fell into the bar like dumplings.

"Hey, what's holding my foot down?"

"You kicked me in the head!"

"I'm Groot!"

"Stop arguing and get up quickly."

"I'm feeling so many emotions. I'm going to throw up."

"Drax, take care of your girlfriend, don't let her puke on me!"

"What? She's not my girlfriend."

"Maybe you can't see it, but Drax is definitely blushing."

‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ made their debut, and the atmosphere suddenly changed.

Kill?

Silence?

nonexistent.

The joy is all.

Quill got up from the ground, happened to see Jon, and said with great gratitude: "Lord Joestar! Thank you, thank you so much! If it weren't for you, we would have been killed by that old bastard Egg."

Having said this, he asked curiously: "By the way, you must have killed my bastard father."

Hearing this, three big question marks slowly appeared above the heads of other people who didn't know the situation.

What kind of universe brings a filial son!

Jon smiled slightly.

Neither admit nor deny.

Suddenly, Gamora noticed something unusual, and like a green cat with fried fur, she drew out the weapon on her waist, "Ebony Throat, why are you here!"

Gamora discovered Ebony Maw, and Ebony Maw naturally discovered Gamora.

At the same time, Thanos behind the communicator also saw the adopted daughter he loved most, but in the end he chose to stab his adopted daughter in the back.

Stark and others were not surprised.

Everyone wants to kill Thanos and his lackeys. This reaction is normal.

"What a surprise." Ebony Throat said with a smile.

Fortunately, he has not forgotten that he is now in front of Jon.

Compared with this great god, Gamora is nothing worth mentioning.

Clearing his throat, Ebony Throat said: "Lord Joestar, I brought my Lord Thanos's treasure."

As soon as he started to stand up, he was interrupted by Jon waving his hand impatiently.

"Okay, I don't need you to be the mouthpiece. If you have anything to say, let Thanos speak to me himself."

Ebony Maw:? ? ?

Could it be!

A ridiculous idea came to mind.

The next second.

The idea became a reality.

In sight, Thanos himself was dragged here by an unknown force and appeared in the middle of the tavern.

Stark and the others were dumbfounded, Gamora and the others were dumbfounded, and even Thanos himself was sullen and unable to say a word.

Is this the power you get after collecting the six 'Infinity Stones'?

How enviable.

If it were me who controlled the gems.

"If you are the one who controls the gems, you will start reducing the population and forcibly decompress the universe, right?" Jon said calmly.

"certainly."

Thanos replied subconsciously.

Immediately, he suddenly came back to his senses and said, "You!"

"In this universe, I know everything and can do everything."

Jon spoke calmly, as if he was talking about a trivial matter.

Facing Thanos' horrified eyes, six rays of light flowed.

"I can control the rise and fall of the sun; I can interfere with the stars in the sky; I can travel through time and space without limit; and I can naturally hear what you are thinking."

Thanos was silent.

As a Titan, this was the first time in his long life that he had encountered such an opponent.

It seems that all the previous expectations were wrong, and sending Ebony Maw to investigate the information is even more ridiculous.

Thanos raised his head and said very bachelorly: "So, what are you going to do with me?"

"Disposal?" Jon was puzzled, "Why should I dispose of you?"

This time, Thanos can't deal with it.

Dare you drag me all the way here just to say a few words?

"Ahem."

Jon cleared his throat, "There are too many people, let me explain the current situation a little bit.

First of all, forget it's Tony. For better distinction, I'll call you Stark. In order to resurrect the people of the original universe, you came here with the help of quantum channels, and you want to collect infinite stones, right? "

Stark and the others nodded.

Without waiting to speak, Jon continued: "The next one is you."

He looked at Thanos.

"You also want the 'Infinity Stones', and you also intend to do evil to me, right?"

How should I answer this?

Thanos's brain was racing.

But it's a pity.

Jon, who controls the 'Mind Stone', can not only change a person's thoughts, but also hear the voices of others.

Since that's the case, there's nothing more to say.

Thanos?

Die for me!

With a simple snap of his fingers, the strong Thanos and Ebony Maw, as well as General Deathblade and others countless light-years away, instantly turned into dust, dying extremely hastily.

Stark and others were surprised and delighted.

Surprisingly, someone as powerful as Thanos could not survive in the hands of the mysterious Jon Joestar.

Happily.

This purple sweet potato essence is finally gone.

The evaluation is, it’s so damn good!

"Finally something clear." Jon said to himself, ignoring the looks of the people around him.

The moment he collects all the 'Infinity Stones', he is invincible in this universe. Let alone a Thanos, even if ten thousand Thanos are added together, if he snaps his fingers, he will still die.

Jon's idea was simple.

I will not offend others unless they offend me.

Since you came here to provoke me, there is nothing to say. Just go and get the lunch box.

After dealing with Thanos, Jon looked at Stark and the others, "If you want the 'Infinity Stones', you have to pass my level. You have seen Thanos' fate.

So, do you have anything to say? "

etc.

Does this mean you plan to take action? !

Stark and the others felt extremely vigilant.

Quill was secretly amused and said, "You guys really don't have a sense of humor. Can't you see that Mr. Joestar is joking?"

joke?

Everyone looked suspicious.

Jon twitched his lips and said angrily: "You are the only one who is smart, right?"

As he finished speaking, Quill's mouth suddenly opened out of thin air and turned into a flat duck's beak.

"Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack!"

"This is what you get for talking too much." Jon said calmly.

"I think they didn't mean any harm." Carol said helplessly.

Relying on her experience as Jon's tour guide, she plucked up the courage and said cautiously: "They just want to ask for your help."

"Help? Tell me." Jon sat back and landed on a soft sofa.

Everyone present was stunned and did not notice when the sofa appeared.

No, no, no, that's not the point.

There is only one chance, and it affects the fate of half of all life in the universe!

Rogers took a deep breath and said solemnly: "Please, help us, we need the power of the 'Infinity Stones' to resurrect our relatives and friends."

"What good will it do if I do it?" Jon asked.

Rogers was speechless.

You are so invincible and you still ask for benefits from us mere mortals?

Having said that, there should be nothing left to impress you.

Jon shook his head and said: "We are neither relatives nor friends. Your attitude makes it difficult for me to handle it."

Difficult?

Then don't do it!

Swear to the Stars and Stripes, Rogers really meant it.

But in fact, what he said was, "We are willing to pay whatever price we can afford."

'Pay whatever it takes'

This is the awakening of the ‘Avengers’.

To be honest, if they hadn't seen Thanos' fate with their own eyes, they would have snatched him away.

Infinity stones?

Get it you!

Ahem

Fantasy is just fantasy after all.

Facing such a powerful being, it's better to be polite.

Jon thought for a while and said: "Then, let my followers go to your world to preach."

Preach.

It's that simple?

Stark and the others were in disbelief.

Jon smiled, "Faith is very important to me. I think this is a fair deal."

If you say it's fair, it's fair!

Stark and the others were overjoyed.

If simply believing in religion can resurrect the people you cherish, then there is nothing wrong with praising the honorable name of Lord J in the morning, noon and evening!

Good deal.

This is a really good deal!

Generally speaking, Jon's bad taste will only affect villains who are as disdainful as him. Faced with these poor people, he really can't afford to torment them.

But.

With a thought, he released the power acting on Quill.

"My followers," Jon said.

Quill was so excited that he wisely did not correct Lord J's statement.

"Go ahead and correct everything on my behalf." Jon nodded slightly.

Quill wanted to agree.

But then I thought about it.

its not right.

What does 'in your place' mean?

In great confusion, his eyes blurred.

Then.

Peter Quill, who is as "demigod as a mortal", was temporarily expelled from this universe and came to the desolate Titan in another world.

(PS. The BOSS in this volume is not Thanos)