A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

royal palace.

"I'm guilty."

"For the sake of glory and wealth, I am willing to become the puppet of the Reyes family."

"If I don't die, it won't be enough to wash away the sins on my body."

Three sentences.

In just three sentences, the fake king ended his life with a knife in full view of the public.

The audience was in an uproar.

Apart from……

Allen who controls the false king.

"So, what are you going to do next?" Jon asked beside Allen.

Allen said: "Of course it is a formal declaration of war on Marais."

After speaking, he walked out of the crowd on his own.

Such a move is undoubtedly very outrageous. In an instant, all eyes fell on Allen.

Jon smiled and watched Alan's performance quietly.

"Quiet." Allen said in a deep voice.

There seemed to be some kind of magic in his voice, and all the princes, ministers and guards kept their mouths shut.

Allen was satisfied.

After scanning the audience, he took a deep breath and said, "To all my fellow Eldians."

What happened next was very simple.

Purge, declare war, and...

The ground rumbles.

Rows of giants destroyed everything.

This time, the demon of Parady Island had no mercy.

Beyond time and space, the ‘train of love’.

"Destruction means rebirth. This result may not be the most reasonable, but I find it quite enjoyable anyway."

Old God Jon leaned back on his seat, "A Eren Yeager who has the power of the ancestor and the memory of past and present lives. Just like this, I don't know how he can lose."

Luna Steele listened and continued, "But is this good? The problem is still not solved..."

"The person who asked the question has been solved, so the problem has also been solved. The argument is still successful." Jon smiled.

Seeing that Sister Luna still looked a little unnatural, Jon decisively changed the subject and talked about the past, "Well, let me tell you a story, about how I evolved my stand-in."

1987, neon.

Leaning against the prison wall, Jotaro Kujo suddenly opened his eyes.

here we go again.

The mysterious voice sounded in my head again. It seemed that the evil spirit still refused to let me go...

"Yeah, yeah, yeah." Shaking his head slightly, he picked up a can of beer and poked a small hole in it with a ballpoint pen.

‘Gulu gulu’.

The wine flowed down his throat, and he calmed down a little.

Having said that, he had been provoking this evil spirit for some time. In order not to cause trouble to others, he deliberately committed a small crime and successfully put himself in jail.

Now it seems that this is indeed the wisest choice.

After an unknown amount of time, the iron door of the prison corridor was suddenly opened.

The fat prison guard led the three people down the stairs. One of the women with a pretty face was none other than Jotaro Kujo's mother, Heri Kujo.

"Jotaro, mom is here to pick you up~"

Seeing Jotaro, Kujo Heri seemed to be very excited. She ran to the iron fence in three steps and said, "Are you okay? How have you been during this time? You kid really doesn't let me worry. You're so good. Yeah, why do you want to put yourself in jail?"

His mother's attitude was too enthusiastic, and Jotaro Kujo, who was in the rebellious stage, turned pale and said, "You're so long-winded, you bitch, shut up right now."

Unexpectedly, there was no response from Heli, but the old man on the other side was not happy at first, "Let me tell you, Jotaro, how can you call your mother your mother-in-law?"

Who is this bad old man?

Jotaro put his hands in his pockets and looked at the old man who was slightly shorter than him with appraising eyes.

The old man didn't show any weakness and stared back fiercely.

Holly seemed not to notice that her grandfather and grandson were not dealing with each other. She smiled and hugged the arm of the old man, Joseph Joestar.

He spoke in a cheerful tone: "Jotaro, this is your grandfather. This time he came from the United States specifically to visit you."

The blood connection made Jotaro soften his hostility slightly, but thinking of his own problems, he still shook his head and walked back to the cell, "Old man, since we have met, you can go back to the United States. I am now There’s something wrong with me.”

Don't let evil spirits bring trouble to your family!

Jotaro thought to himself.

He decided to endure it all silently...

Hearing this, Joseph stepped aside and introduced the strong Indian man who had been silent to Jotaro, "This is my good friend, Mohammed Abdel, who is also a well-known fortune teller. We are here to deal with you." problem."

Abdel took over the conversation and said, "It's our first time meeting you. Please give me some advice."

Jotaro narrowed his eyes slightly, "So, what does the fortune teller have to do with me?"

Without waiting for the other party to reply, strange fluctuations suddenly broke out on his body, and a lavender figure quietly appeared behind him, staring at the few people outside the iron fence with an extremely calm look.

Ordinary people cannot see this purple figure, but Joseph and Abdel can see it clearly.

The two looked at each other and nodded slightly.

Seeing this, Jotaro was slightly stunned and couldn't help but ask: "What? Can you see the evil spirit behind me?"

"Of course." Abdel's tone was very certain.

After a pause, he corrected: "To be precise, it is not an evil spirit, but a spiritual power called a substitute."

substitute?

What it is……

The incomprehensible vocabulary made Jotaro a little confused.

And Abdel seemed to have anticipated Jotaro's reaction. I saw him take a few steps back and assume a rather strange posture, "It's useless to say more. Let me let you feel the power of the substitute yourself."

As soon as he finished speaking, a flame appeared in front of Abdel out of thin air, forming a birdman wrapped in flames, "This is my stand-in, the red magician."

The sudden rise in temperature caused the iron bars to melt directly. The prison guard and He Li, who had no substitute ability, couldn't help but widen their eyes, completely confused as to what was happening.

Jotaro was in a daze.

No wonder this evil spirit listens to me so much. It turns out that this is a special ability called a substitute.

After working on it for a long time, I had no problem at all!

Feeling both angry and amused, Jotaro pressed down on the brim of his hat and walked out through the melted hole in the iron railing.

After hugging He Li, he then turned his head and looked at Joseph and Abdel, "Please tell me more about the substitute."

Then, he suddenly thought of something, and then said, "My sentence should be over, which means I can leave, right?"

"That's right, that's right. You can leave at any time." After seeing that weird scene, the prison guard would never dare to say no.

He wished this god of plague would leave as soon as possible.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah." Jotaro pressed the brim of his hat out of habit.

At this moment, Holly said: "Let's go, Jotaro, your uncle Jon is still waiting for us in the hotel."

uncle?

Jotaro was a little confused.

He Li explained: "That's the person in the photo in the living room. Did you forget? There is a photo of a child and me. He is your uncle."

"That kid, isn't he about the same age as me? I thought..." Jotaro said half of his words and decisively chose silence.

He looked at his somewhat embarrassed grandfather and said, "You're quite capable, old man."

"How come your kid is not older or younger? Stop dawdling and leave quickly!" Joseph pretended to be angry and quietly brought the topic over.

35 minutes later, a well-known restaurant.

Contrary to what he expected, Jotaro found that his nominal uncle didn't seem to like to talk much.

When he saw Jotaro, he just said hello in a neutral tone, then sat on his seat like a lump, lowered his head, and didn't know what he was thinking.

Jotaro felt a little more relaxed. He didn't like dealing with those self-righteous guys.

so far so good--

Seeing that the atmosphere was a bit cold, Joseph brought the topic to the previous discussion about substitutes. He raised his hand to show Jotaro his stand.

"Once again, this is not a so-called evil spirit, but a special ability called a substitute. The Hermit's Purple is this guy's name."

Jotaro blinked and responded casually, "Oh."

Joseph:…

Although I know that I am an old man and cannot be as attractive as a young girl, but you don't have to be so perfunctory.

The old gangster felt depressed.

Um……

There is still a little grievance.

After coughing slightly, Joseph said seriously: "Okay, Jotaro, you have to listen to what I say next carefully."

In Jotaro's slightly confused eyes, he took out a Polaroid from his backpack.

"Jotaro, what I'm going to show you next is the biggest secret of our Joestar clan...the Purple of the Hermit!"

With a shout, Joseph's mechanical hand struck down hard, and the Polaroid immediately fell into pieces.

But strangely, a photo slipped out along the photo exit.

Joseph explained: "The Hermit Purple can be used to read, write and take pictures through cameras, TVs and other items. It can also be used on sand to turn it into a map. It can also control electrical appliances. In short, it is a very convenient ability."

While putting away the stand, he picked up the photo and showed Jotaro the man in the photo.

"Jotaro, this guy is the reason why we, the Joestar clan, have a substitute."

Taking the photo smoothly, Jotaro's eyes narrowed.

In the photo, there is a man's back. It can be vaguely seen that the man has blond hair, and the most conspicuous part is the scar and star birthmark on the man's neck.

Jotaro was slightly startled.

It seems that I and my mother have a similar birthmark.

Who is this guy?

Meeting Jotaro's eyes, Joseph spoke slowly, with a look of reminiscence in his eyes, "Dio Brando... I heard this name from my grandmother.

The story starts with my grandfather, Jonathan Joestar.

In the 1980s, Dio Brando, a child who grew up in a sinful soil, entered the ancient Joestar family as an adopted son, where he received a good education and a favorable growing environment.

But this did not make him feel even the slightest bit grateful. Instead, it fueled the greed and sin in his heart. As an adopted son, Dio was respectful and filial on the surface, but behind his back, Dio secretly gave money to George Joestar, the master of the Joestar family. poison.

He was almost there!

But Jonathan Joestar, my grandfather, discovered Dio's conspiracy.

The brave and upright Jonathan pushed Dio into a desperate situation.

But an evil stone ghost changed everything. Through blood sacrifice, Dio turned himself into an immortal vampire at the last moment.

He gave up his human identity and became a monster in the true sense of the word.

In order to kill Dio, Jonathan learned Ripple Qigong from William A. Zebelin.

After a life and death struggle, he finally won.

Dio's head was missing.

A few months later, Jonathan and his wife Alina, who were already married, boarded a honeymoon ship to the United States.

Unexpectedly, the blood servant controlled by Dio suddenly appeared on the ship and caused a brutal massacre.

After another battle, the dying Jonathan chose to die with Dio's head, and both sank to the bottom of the sea. "

After speaking a long paragraph, Joseph took a sip of coffee, "This is the story of my grandfather Jonathan and our family's enemy Dio Brando."

After listening to the old man talking for a long time, Jotaro was a little impatient. He held up the photo and said, "So, this is Dio Pollando, the vampire?"

"Yes, he is Dio." Joseph gritted his teeth, "This despicable, dirty, ungrateful white-eyed wolf took away the body of my grandfather Jonathan and completed his resurrection!"

Hearing this, Jotaro's heart moved.

Looking at the photo carefully, he found that the scar on the neck of the man named Dio was indeed very conspicuous.

Joseph clenched his fist, "The mutation in our family originated from Jonathan. As a member of the Joestar family, I cannot tolerate such a thing!"

However, Jotaro, who came back to his senses, seemed a little unconcerned, "Old man, although I understand your feelings, this kind of thing should be left to professionals. Since he is a vampire, he must be a demon hunter. Human beings exist, right? You are quite old and it’s time to spend your remaining years at home.”

Upon hearing this, Joseph became anxious, "What did you say? When I was fighting the ultimate creature, you kid didn't know where you were!"

Old gangsters are old gangsters, and they start to get angry when they are poked in a sore spot.

I think Joseph Joestar has disguised himself as a woman, practiced ripple qigong, killed terrorists, fought against pillar men, and finally defeated Kaz, the ultimate creature. How can you say that he is old? ?

"Okay, Dad, don't be angry with Jotaro anymore. He's still young." He Li smiled and looked to the side, "Jon, please say a few words."

Jon, who was quite socially fearful, raised his head, blinked and said, "I think what my nephew said makes sense."

As he said that, he looked at his biological father, "Our family has so much money. If you just show a little bit from your fingers, you can hire countless strange people to skin and cramp that guy Dior. I don't think there is any need to risk my life." ."

"Jon, you bastard!" Joseph shouted angrily.

At this moment, Heli, who had been smiling all the time, suddenly became confused and fell on the table.