A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

‘The Sun’ is a very special substitute.

Because just like the literal meaning, the specific manifestation of 'sun' is really a small form of sun hanging in the sky.

Not only can it emit a large amount of light and heat, but it can also use laser beams to attack enemies.

Whether this substitute can cause damage to vampires like the real sun has not yet been officially determined.

But Jon felt that he could at least give it a try...

Having made up his mind, he reminded: "Be careful, we may fall into the enemy's trap."

Nani? !

Jon, who has a lively mind, has always been the brains of the team.

Hearing what he said, Joseph and Jotaro looked wary.

Jon pointed to his head, "Don't you think it's a little too hot today?"

Even though we are in the desert, the temperature is not so extreme.

Looking in the direction of Jon's finger, he saw two suns, one big and one small, hanging on the sky.

There's nothing unusual about the small one, but the big one...

I don’t know if it’s their illusion, but it seems to be floating not far above everyone’s heads!

"Damn it, is it another killer sent by Dio?" Joseph wiped the sweat from his face and said angrily.

Because of the blood connection, he could clearly feel that Dio was in Egypt, but on the other hand, Dio could also understand their movements anytime and anywhere.

This is a double-edged sword, with pros and cons.

But this kind of thing doesn't matter...

At this point, we still need to find out where the enemy is right away.

Then beat that guy away!

At this time, Horhos raised his hand, "Do you think there is a possibility that the guy hiding behind us is the real body of the substitute in the sky?"

Everyone:...

It's possible, too possible!

Different from the original destiny trajectory, Horhos noticed something strange when the 'sun' just started to radiate, and there was a guy like Jon who knew the plot well.

As a result, the group of people are still very clear-headed, and they will not be dizzy from the heat like in the original work, resulting in the famous scene of collective laughter.

Seeing Jon nodded, Horhos summoned the emperor and fired directly back.

boom!

The mirror is broken.

The sneaky fat man was so frightened that he collapsed to the ground, raised his hands above his head, and shouted: "Wait, don't kill me, I surrender!"

Therefore, the substitute 'Sun' is very strange, because his ability does not distinguish between friend and foe, and even the substitute user himself will be subject to strong radiation from the sun.

Afraid that he would die from the heat in the desert, the fat man deliberately installed an air-conditioned scooter, erected a glass mirror that could reflect the surrounding environment, and followed Joseph and the others quietly.

Unexpectedly, he was discovered by the enemy so quickly.

The fat man was so frightened that he was like chaff and said intermittently: "I was just... just confused for a moment. Fortunately, there was no big accident.

You...can you spare me? "

Spare you?

Treat your enemies as cruelly as the autumn wind sweeps away fallen leaves.

Jon took the initiative to take on the role of negotiation, and he stared at the fat man with a smile on his face, "You can avoid death, but you can't escape living crime. Are you looking for trouble for us? I mean, have you never seen what real people are? Black Hand, you dare to touch the Joestar family!"

If an outsider who didn't know what he said heard this, they would think that the Joestar family is some kind of mafia...

but.

The method is a bit crude, but very easy to use.

The fat man was really frightened, "I was wrong! I will accept it no matter what the price, as long as you can spare me..."

very good.

The plan succeeded——

Jon patted the other party's shoulder, "Don't be so nervous, after all, I'm not a devil.

Don’t worry, I won’t ask you to do something that repeatedly jumps on the edge of the law. I just want you to provide us with a little help when we need it..."

Egypt.

Looking at the helicopter circling overhead, Jotaro lowered the brim of his hat and said, "Old man, you don't want us to take the helicopter this time, do you?"

Joseph replied with a regretful look on his face: "I think so. However, helicopter pilots are ordinary people, considering that Dio, that bastard, will always send killers to attack us.

After careful consideration, I gave up the idea. "

Hearing this, Jon couldn't help scratching his eyebrows.

Congratulations, pilots, you just escaped...

At this time, Kakyoin asked curiously: "So what is that helicopter used for?"

Joseph smiled mysteriously, "Although we already have a variety of good players in this team, you can never have too many helpers. This time I found a strange guy from the SPW Consortium. , maybe it can provide us with some help.”

Brunereff did not hear the difference in quantifiers and said in surprise: "What? Mr. Joseph, since you have found a helper, why didn't you tell me earlier?"

Joseph showed a very subtle expression, "Because that guy has a bad temper, it took a lot of time to bring him here..."

Abdel suddenly understood, and then raised his tone, "Mr. Joseph, how can we let that kind of guy come with us!"

Judging from this posture, Abdel should be familiar with this new helper...

Jotaro asked: "Hey, Abdel, that guy should also be a substitute, right?"

Before Abdel could answer, Joseph spoke first, "Yes, that guy is a substitute messenger with hints of 'The Fool'."

Fool?

That doesn't sound very smart.

Polnareff couldn't help but laugh.

But then I thought about it, since the guys with the 'Emperor' hint are not very reliable, maybe the mysterious helper with the Fool hint is very smart.

Abdel couldn't help but warned: "Polnareff, it's better not to underestimate that guy. You can't defeat him alone."

Hi!

I can't pretend I didn't hear this.

Polnareff walked up to Abdel angrily, "What are you talking about, bastard, be careful!"

Abdel frowned and said, "I'm telling the truth. Let go of your hand, you're hurting me."

"You are so arrogant, how could my silver chariot lose to the guy who represents the Fool." Polnareff said indignantly.

"Let's fight! Let's fight!" The younger brother Di saw the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal.

However, the kind-hearted Kakyoin stood between the two of them, "Okay, okay, stop arguing. Look, the helicopter has landed."

Look in the direction he points -

Sure enough, the helicopter that had been hovering in the sky finally landed not far in front of a few people.

With a click, the cabin door opened wide.

Everyone could not help but hold their breath and concentrate.

In full view of everyone, the two helicopter pilots paid attention to Joseph.

Then, they stepped off the plane and shook hands with Joseph in a friendly way, "Hello, Mr. Joestar."

"Oh, thank you for your hard work." Joseph responded enthusiastically.

Jotaro, who looked invincible, interrupted, "So, which one of you is the substitute?"

After the words fell, the atmosphere was silent for a moment.

Joseph pinched his eyebrows gently.

Abdel also covered his face with his hands, as if he didn't want to speak.

The two helicopter pilots met Jotaro's eyes, "Well, what are you talking about?"

Jotaro was a little unhappy and frowned: "I mean, which one of you two is the helper on this trip?"

The two helicopter pilots looked at me, and I looked at you, and suddenly smiled, "Although I don't know what happened, you must have misunderstood. The real substitute messenger is in the back seat of the plane."

With that said, one of them opened the rear sliding door of the helicopter.

But he saw that the seat was empty, except for a dirty blanket.

Jotaro asked doubtfully: "Isn't there no one here?"

But the helicopter pilot responded with certainty, "No, he's right there."

Polnareff stepped forward curiously, "Hey, can this person's double be invisible? You said he is there, where are the others? Could it be a little one?"

After saying that, he slowly walked to the door of the helicopter and patted the seat of the helicopter with his hand, "I told you to get out of here quickly, don't hide your head and show your tail, it will make people angry!"

Seeing this, the helicopter pilot had a look of horror on his face, "Be careful, this silver-haired gentleman is very dangerous!"

"Huh?" Polnareff was slightly startled.

Because he felt as if his hand had touched something sticky.

"What is this thing? Why is it still sticky?" Polnareff rubbed his fingers curiously.

The helicopter pilot warned: "Please be careful, because the journey is too bumpy and he is in a bad mood..."

Joseph also said, "Don't get close to him. I should have said that he has a bad temper."

The most irritating thing was Abdel, who still repeated those words, "Polnareff, I should have said that you can't beat him."

Polnareff clicked his tongue, "So - where is that guy?"

As soon as he finished speaking, a black shadow suddenly rushed out from under the blanket and jumped into Polnareff's face.

dog? !

Jotaro, Kakyoin, and Horhos were completely stunned.

They never thought that the so-called helper Joseph mentioned was actually a dog!

And looking at the breed, it should be a Boston dog.

Joseph closed his eyes helplessly, as if he had guessed the mental activities of Jotaro and the others, "Yes, he is the substitute messenger who holds the Fool Card. His name is Iqi. He likes to pluck other people's hair in handfuls. Pull it off.

No one knows where he was born. It was Abdel who found this dog that made all the wild dog hunters in New York helpless, and it took a lot of effort to catch him. "

Speaking of this, he seemed to suddenly remember something, "Yes, yes, yes, I remember that he also has a habit, that is, while pulling other people's hair, he also likes to face other people's faces..."

Accompanying Joseph's words, a slight but somehow very obvious 'poof' reached everyone's ears.

Polnareff, died.

He died at the age of twenty-three...

Ahem.

Seriously.

Although Bobo didn't die, most of his life was lost due to Iqi's torture.

Joseph raised his forehead and said, "I don't know why, but what this guy likes most is to fart in other people's faces. Alas, he is such a dishonest dog."

No taste?

indeed.

Jotaro and the others had never seen an expression as vivid as Iggy's on any animal's face. That kind of undisguised contempt clearly tells them - I don't like you!

"Smelly dog, let's see if I don't kill you!" Polnareff suddenly rolled up from the ground after he recovered.

Without a word he summoned the silver chariot.

But unexpectedly, Iqi's substitute appeared faster than the silver chariot!

——It was a stand-in made entirely of sand, with a face similar to an indigenous mask, a dog's front paws and a mechanical rear wheel.

"Is that the Fool?"

"Although we have encountered orangutan stand-ins at sea in Singapore before..."

"These days, even a dog's stand-in is more handsome than my pistol. Who can I argue with?"

There were many opinions.

In the battle circle, Polnareff was unafraid, "That substitute looks bluffing, but is actually just a pile of sand. What's the big deal!"

His eyes flashed, "Silver Chariot, attack!"

Following Polnareff's words, the silver chariot thrust with its sword.

But what Polnareff didn't expect was that the Fool was not a showman. Even if he was cut into a pile of sand, he could regroup in the blink of an eye.

And the flowing sand even covered the Western sword in the silver chariot's hand as it gathered together!

Kakyoin was surprised: "That is?!"

Abdel explained patiently, "To put it simply, the Fool is a substitute who can control sand."

(Croquedar and Gaara expressed their appreciation)

Jotaro couldn't help but nodded, "The simpler the ability, the more difficult it is to fight. If it were me, I wouldn't necessarily be able to hit him."

Jon blinked at this.

Nephew, you are so humble...

In the center of the battlefield, Polnareff, who was once again attacked because he didn't know the Fool's ability, was thrown in the face by Ichi, tearing his hair frantically.

In just a short period of time, Polnareff, who was originally a mop-head, had almost become a short-haired man. He finally put away the arrogance in his heart and shouted: "Someone come and help me get rid of this mad dog! Jon! Jon!"

There is no way, why are we Bobo's best friend? Jon is both helpless and funny.

Using the ripples to change his breathing rhythm, he quietly walked around behind Iqi and quickly grabbed the Boston dog by the back of his neck.

"Ouch!" Iqi struggled wildly.

He is worthy of being the former dog king of New York. His strength is almost as strong as that of an adult.

Jon knew the truth of "a small tree will not grow straight if it is not cultivated, and a dog will chirp if it is not taken care of".

Throwing Iqi directly into the air.

Facts have proved that no matter how intelligent and expressive he is, in the final analysis, Iqi is still a dog.

Faced with the sudden change, he just cried out for the first time.

I want to control the avatar and catch myself steadily. Unexpectedly, he was caught again by Jon who suddenly appeared behind him and continued to be thrown upward.

It's like stepping on the left foot and the right foot, all the way up to the sky.

Jon used his stand-in ability to keep Iggy away from the Fool's range.

When the tossing was almost done, he caught the shivering Iqi and landed him safely on the soft sand.

Jon smiled, "Are you satisfied with my welcome ceremony? If not, we can do it again."

Iqi:……

Is there a possibility that you are the dog?