A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

Jon glanced at the more than twenty sleeping beauties lying around him, his expression unchanged, he put his finger between his eyebrows, and slowly looked through his various experiences in the past two years:

"On April 18th, the representatives of the World Government officially handed over the land ownership certificate. However, in order to show the big pirate's unruliness, I directly tore up the certificate and left it 'just a resting place, making a fuss out of a molehill', flicking my cloak. Walk away."

"On June 1, after many negotiations and brainstorming, the first phase of the island construction project started."

"On July 13th, Katakuri came again and brought his sister Garrett to be my secretary. Obviously, Big Mom still misses the special chromosomes in my body."

"On July 20, I decided to develop the true potential of this island and make full use of its unique geographical environment and business atmosphere. There is no better business than selling road guides. Just some invisible and intangible quotas can be collected Massive tax revenue can be said to be a huge profit.”

"On July 25, under such a stable environment, there were still human traffickers in the archipelago. They even came into the palace arrogantly and asked me if I wanted to buy a mermaid as a pet. I gave them an unforgettable lesson and released All slaves. Most slaves chose to leave, and a small number stayed voluntarily and became my followers."

"On August 12, the official came and established a special naval branch on Island No. 2. During the meal, he said that he took the initiative to ask the naval marshal for this dangerous job. After all, the 'moving natural disaster' is really It's too dangerous, and he is the fastest among the generals. He can stop me in time when I suddenly go crazy... Of course, these are just words. He and I both understand that Yan Yuan is here to hide and relax, and he doesn't want to get involved. Join the battle for the position of marshal."

"On August 15th, Rayleigh said he wanted to go out for a walk and asked me to borrow some money. I guess he went to help Luffy and the others who encountered difficulties in the new world."

"On September 7th, Gilder Tezoro suddenly wrote to me asking if he could control all Devil Fruits. I answered him, yes."

"On September 13th, Gilder Tezoro came to the island secretly, and I took away the power of the Golden Fruit in front of him. He was very angry, but he also had some hope. He asked carefully , can people be resurrected through the power of devil fruits? I said devils can't, and added, but I can. Gilder Terenzo said he would give me all his gold and asked me to help resurrect a person. I can do anything He didn’t say anything, he just weighed the golden apple in his hand that had just been successfully transformed. He left with a sullen expression.”

"October 1st is the Island Festival, a shopping carnival that lasts for seven days, and the revenue reaches a new high."

"On October 15th, Akainu, who had won the title of Marshal, came to me. He warned me not to act rashly. He was too arrogant, so I beat him half to death. Finally, I acted as an ape and came to break up the fight. This ended successfully. . Although very few people know about this, Aokiji somehow found out about it. He came over as acting marshal and slept on the island for a few days, as if to express a certain attitude."

"On October 27, representatives of the Tianlong people came to me and gave me a lot of money. I gave them a few places to be stationed on the island... The economic development of the island cannot be done without these big households. The pigs will be fattened. Zai is a truth that everyone knows."

"On November 11th, Gilder Tezzolo came again. I could see that he was hesitating whether to kneel down to me. He would rather give up his dignity and ambition to resurrect his lover. He is really a seed of infatuation. So, Before he took action, I agreed to him, but also explained that I would not fulfill his wish until three years later. He nodded with relief and took over most of the economic construction work of the Shampoo Islands from me. Professionals have to do professional work, and no one should be able to make money better than the Golden Emperor."

"On November 20, Luffy and his friends were brought back by Rayleigh. The turbulent new world was still too dangerous for newcomers like them who had only been in the group for less than two years. In Dressrosa, Luffy Fei and the others were almost torn into pieces by Doflamingo and sold. However, I think their experience should be closely related to me - everyone knows the relationship between 'Tenyasha' and Kaido, Luffy and the others This wave of innocence has suffered an unreasonable disaster."

"November 21st, reindeer riding."

"November 22nd, reindeer riding."

"November 23rd, reindeer riding."

"November 24th, Jon, Jon, how can you play the role of a deer and agree to go to the New World to teach Doflamingo and Kaido a lesson!"

"November 25th, reindeer riding."

Jon:…

Although I have turned on the idle mode, my free-spirited personality and love for furry animals have not changed at all.

"On December 1st, the first phase of the island construction project was completed and the second phase of the project was started. By the way, there are more and more people under my command. In addition to Tezzolo's secret forces, more and more people are admitting it openly. Due to the strength of the new pirate emperor, many islands and countries that previously had flags under the name of the Whitebeard Pirates even secretly found me. I wrote to Whitebeard, and he said to me very generously, Those people are nothing, I can take them if I want."

"On December 25th, when I had afternoon tea with the official ape today, he told me that the navy was planning a worldwide conscription. I joked that it was not to attack me, but he smiled and said nothing."

"January 1st is the beginning of a new year... To be honest, I don't know how the Hyundai calendar calculates the year. In short, I designate this day as the official New Year of the Chambord Islands, and a new round of shopping spree begins. , various systems to stimulate consumption and recharge rebates are gradually being introduced."

"On January 8, my great butler Tezzolo told me that I now control almost 25% of the world's wealth. I frowned and asked him why it was only 25%. He went back I silently raised the highest VIP level from VIP5 to VIP9."

"On February 2nd, Admiral Fujitora and Midori came to visit me. I asked them if they were here to fight. They said no, they were just saying hello. There was someone else fighting."

"On February 3rd, Akainu was half dead."

"On February 4th, Aokiji came to sleep again. It seems that he can serve as acting marshal for another half a year."

"On February 15th, they could no longer ride the reindeer, so Luffy and his group chose to start over again. After this period of special training, their strength has improved greatly compared to before, although they are still far from the average standard of the new world. They are far away, but they won’t be as angry as last time. If they are alone, they can be caught and beaten.”

"On March 8, after I woke up, I suddenly remembered that I seemed to have some unsettled accounts with Kaido and Doflamingo... Well, actually, it wasn't a sudden thought, because the Shampoo Islands took over instead. Doflamingo is in the intermediary position in the underground world, so this flamingo came here to cause trouble again. It just so happens that I haven't gone out for a long time, so I might as well choose a day like today."

"March 9th is really unlucky. Although Doflamingo is not very strong, he has to admit that he has the courage of a strong man to cut off his arms. When he heard that I was coming, that guy just gave up on Drei with the core members of his family. The country of Dressrosa fled directly into the depths of the New World. I thought about it, but still didn’t pursue it, so Dressrosa became my territory. I don’t have much interest in ruling a country, but My great steward advised me not to give up the meat I got, so I left a flag to the last old king. He, his daughters and his son-in-law who recovered from the toy curse were very grateful."

"On March 5, the second phase of the island construction project was completed and the third phase began... Facts have proved that anything you can do with money will go smoothly."

"On March 18, Sabo came to me. He brought a message from leader Dorag. In fact, it was nothing else. He just wanted to borrow money from me. I told him that although the two sides had joined forces before in Malinfando, But friendship is friendship, and business is business. It would be too childish to just ask for money with empty words. After hearing this, Saab handed me a box, which contained the so-called "secrets of the world." If the information inside was made public, , can definitely shake the rule of the Tianlong people! Unfortunately, I am not very interested in this, but looking at the other party's sincerity, I still asked the chief steward to lend them a sum of money."

"On April 23, the official came to me and said that Akainu had just recovered and was impatient to come to trouble me. He also said that the navy was very busy with tasks now, and Akainu would lie down for several months, leaving the Almost all the work was taken over by several other generals. I asked him if he came over to beg me for mercy, and he said no. He hoped that I could give Akainu a hard blow and stop jumping around. He also said that he I came to the Shampoo Islands to escape and relax, not to be a peacemaker. I nodded and promised to leave deep memories for Akainu."

"On April 24th, Akainu died."

"On April 25th, Qingzhi came over and slept. To be honest, for him to be able to sit firmly on the throne of marshal until today, I, Qiao, have contributed at least nine points."

"On May 16, Katakuri came again, and this time he brought Brynn. I asked him very speechlessly, 'Are you giving me a woman on purpose?', his expression was a little ugly, but I admitted it anyway, and I told him that sooner or later your family will be ruined by those motherfuckers, so why don't I help you take over and let her enjoy her old age. Katakuri was very frightened and muttered. I went crazy and left the palace in a hurry, but the three-eyed beauty stayed. Forget it, just stay. I won’t be dominated by the lower body. It’s okay to look at her for fun (I’m sure).”

"On June 8th, after thinking for a long time, Whitebeard chose to take a back seat. Although some things have changed from the original destiny trajectory, there is no doubt that Whitebeard's body is almost exhausted due to the indulgence of his youth. I can't go on anymore. In fact, for any ordinary person, with so many injuries, it is a question whether he can live to his age... But the old man obviously also has his own considerations. After all, the Whitebeard Pirates have a great cause, and he Announcement of retiring to the second line means voluntarily giving up the position of "Pirate Emperor", so who will take this vacant position? "

"On June 9th, the question was answered. Apparently Blackbeard was very interested in this vacant position. Not only that, he even wanted to launch a sneak attack at Whitebeard's banquet. Unfortunately, I was also there at the time. There, as a polite guest, I gave the ambitious man a lesson for Whitebeard, but I was a little harsh and beat him and his unlucky men to death."

"On September 6th, the Shichibukai system officially became history. Since the number of generals is now abundant, it has even reached four (the general lying on the bed is also a general, I am talking about you, Akainu!), In short, the name of the Shichibukai was gone, and the pirates who had paddled in Marinefando Square were immediately liquidated. Interestingly, the first one to be hit hard this time was still Moonlight Moria, but there were still some Smart people know how to embrace each other. For example, when Doflamingo lost his territory, he openly hugged Kaido. Boya Hancock seemed to want me to protect the Island of Nine Snakes, but this proposal was directly rejected by my two secretaries. Block it back... Whatever, it doesn't matter."

"On December 11, I don't know who spread the news about my interest. Someone brought me news about the race on the elephant owner's back, the fur tribe. To be honest, I was a little tempted, but then I got interested again. A hint of caution...am I Nick Fury without Nick?"

"On January 3rd, Kaido replied, saying that those people are at my disposal."

"January 7th, playing with rabbits."

"January 8th, petting the dog."

"January 9th, playing with dogs and rabbits."

"On January 10, there were some subtle changes in the way Garrett and Brynn looked at me. I felt like they were planning something secretly."

"On February 15th, I went out for a walk. There were no constraints. The island was developing so fast that I almost couldn't recognize it."

"On March 14th, the bunny-eared red-haired secretary will have an absolutely fair sex battle with me."

"March 16th, victory."

"On March 17th, the little beauty with cat ears and three eyes will have an absolutely fair sex battle with me."

"March 18th, victory."

"On March 20th, Sister Charlotte and more than twenty fur tribe maids are going to have an absolutely fair bed battle with me."

"March 23rd, a big victory."

Jon:…

Life is pretty good.

He couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth.

The Pirate World is the first world he traveled through after awakening as a substitute.

Here, he acquired extremely practical skills such as three-color domineering and six styles, which is equivalent to completing the original accumulation of subsequent adventures. After the war on the top, the avatar fully awakened and added the hang-up function, and he went to other worlds.

I suddenly wanted to come back and have a look, but I didn't expect that in the past two years, the 'hook script' not only beat Akainu repeatedly, conquered the Golden Emperor, and even killed Blackbeard...

Not only that, but he also collected many women to serve as his harem.

Strength, power, wealth, women.

To put it bluntly, he is too good at being the "Pirate Emperor".