A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

You can eat randomly, but you can't talk nonsense!

Qing Zhi's face was cold.

Yes, literally with a cold face.

Pieces of frost gradually spread, covering most of Qingzhi's face.

"Take that back, Sakaski."

Maybe Akainu also felt that this was a bit too much.

He lowered the brim of his hat slightly, but still refused to give in, and said in a deep voice: "Don't show off your authority here, Kuzan, if your attitude towards that damn kid Jon wasn't so ambiguous, maybe I wouldn't doubt you today. .”

Your attitude is ambiguous. Are you talking human language?

If it weren't for you, would I give up my soft bed and go to the Shampoo Islands to sleep?

Qing Pheasant is also full of grievances.

He stared at Akainu, simply lay down, leaned back on the chair and tilted his head and said: "If someone hadn't increased the workload of the Navy over and over again, maybe I wouldn't have to express it in that way. Navy determination.”

"What determination? Tell me what determination you are expressing! Is this how you express your determination by taking a vacation?"

Akainu had a bad temper, but Aokiji scolded him openly and covertly, and the trace of guilt just now was immediately forgotten by him.

Taking a few steps forward, Akainu was face to face with Aokiji, separated only by a desk.

One mile and one outside, one high and one low.

The two people's eyes met in the air, causing little invisible sparks to appear.

"It's not a vacation, and I don't have time to take a vacation. After all, the acting marshal is still very busy. Of course, as for your question, I can tell you compassionately - it is to protect the innocent civilians of the Shampoo Islands and to protect the navy. Majestic determination.”

Aokiji, who was leaning on the chair, still had a lazy tone, but his eyes were sharper than ever.

After pondering for a moment, he asked: "Sakaski, what else do you think it is?"

Akainu gritted his teeth, "I'm just a defeated general, how dare you talk to me like that!"

Qing Pheasant refused to retreat, "You are also someone else's loser. We are each other."

Seeing that the two were about to fight in the Admiral's office, suddenly, a messenger ran in from the door and was too late to knock on the door.

Just as he was about to speak, when he saw the unresponsive acting marshal and admiral, the messenger was stunned for a moment and quickly lowered his head, pretending that he had not seen anything.

Akainu snorted and took a step back.

And Qing Zhi also sat up straight again.

An outsider interrupted, and the smell of gunpowder between the two dissipated a little.

Akainu turned his head, crossed his arms and said, "What's the matter?"

The messenger swallowed nervously.

At this time, Qing Zhi, who was sitting behind the desk, repeated: "What's the matter?"

The messenger was just a salary earner, so he didn't know the twists and turns involved. He stood at attention and saluted, and reported to Qing Pheasant Hui, who had the highest position in name: "Reporting to the marshal, a large number of dark clouds with strange behavior appeared ten nautical miles away from Malinfando, and Accompanied by thunder and lightning, it is suspected to be the ability of Jon the Crazy Outcast or Kaido the Beast!"

Qing Zhi pinched the center of his eyebrows and said, "Okay, I understand. You can go down first."

He did not tell his navy soldiers to stand ready.

Because he is familiar with Jon Joestar and knows that in the face of extremely powerful personal force, legions and armed forces pose no threat at all, especially when the opponent has the ability to move long distances...

Rather than imposing general martial law and shaking the morale of the military, it would be better for him to drag Akainu to help Kizaru.

Thinking of this, Qing Pheasant waved his hand and told the messenger to leave quickly.

At the same time, Akainu did not forget to add, "Next time, no matter what the emergency is, remember to knock on the door. You are reckless and have no rules."

The ordering soldier broke into a cold sweat and quickly saluted and stepped away.

When there were only two senior navy officials left in the office, Aokiji said to Akainu, "You should know what I'm thinking about now, Sakaski."

Akainu replied with a stern face, "That damn brat...this time we will risk the lives of the three of us, and we will crush the source of the chaos!"

Hearing this, Qing Pheasant said nothing.

But from his expression, it is not difficult to understand the speechlessness in his heart.

Crush the source of chaos?

It's not that simple.

Let’s not talk about whether the three generals can take down Jon Joestar together.

Even if it can be done, it will definitely cost a lot.

Because of the gaffe in the war, the current navy cannot afford another defeat.

Speaking of which, Akainu is too paranoid and will pay any price for the justice in his heart. But he never thought about the consequences of doing so.

At least at this stage, the Navy cannot do without the three of them.

As for the future...

Alas, let the future have a headache.

Aokiji stood up and said, "Let's go and pick up Porusalino."

Akainu nodded, "Let's go."

Recalling his previous experience of fighting with Jon, he said solemnly: "That guy must be feeling very uncomfortable now."

…

…

"Hey, it's comfortable."

Kizaru felt the sea breeze blowing on his face and couldn't help but sigh.

He felt that Jon Joestar's control over his own power seemed to have changed dramatically from before.

Obviously the dark clouds from before were still a little hard to sit on...

Jon smiled and said, "It's a pity that I have to meet Mr. Sakaski and Mr. Kuzan later. Otherwise, it would be good to take this opportunity to have a few drinks."

Kizaru scratched his face and laughed dryly: "I think they will be able to see something now. After all, there is a difference between a real beating and a fake beating."

Jon spread his hands and said, "It doesn't matter, we are just expressing an attitude."

Acting with Kizaru is a job he is very familiar with.

In fact, after the war that shocked the world two years ago, Huang Yuan would have such an incident with the 'hangup script' every now and then.

Again, it’s the same thing – it’s about the right amount of food.

If you don't put in some effort, will the Navy Headquarters obediently pay you the salary?

You must know that in the eyes of the world, General Kizaru lives in dire straits every day, and must always be on guard against what the most daring pirate in the world will do.

Of course, there is no need to say more about what the real situation is.

The civil servants receive military pay and live leisurely and nourished lives every day.

Perhaps he was condemned in his heart and felt that his salary was too hot. He sat cross-legged on the clouds condensed by Jon and suddenly said: "Jon, I know that guy Sakaski is a little out of his mind, no." You know what it means to be adaptable, but he is not bad in nature, and he hasn't messed with you recently, right?

For the sake of our friendship, please listen to my advice and be lenient to others. "

Then he sighed: "When you are my age, you will know that there are some things that you can do whatever you want if you are not strong. Everyone will go downhill one day."

"I don't agree with this." Jon lay not far from Kizaru's left hand, resting his head on his hands. "If you can't do whatever you want, it means you're not strong enough..." And what I don't like the most is having to forgive people. I am always merciful. If anyone offends me, I will usually let him not survive the next day. "

The conversation changed, "But don't worry, I'm really not looking for trouble with Akainu, regardless of my position.

To be fair, I quite admire Mr. Sakaski as a person. If I were a navy man, I should be more ruthless than him. "

It's 'Mr. Sakaski' again.

If he didn't know Jon very well, Kizaru would almost suspect that the big pirate in front of him had changed.

He had never heard titles such as 'Mr. Sakaski' or 'Mr. Kuzan' before.

With full of incomprehension, Kizaru said to Jon: "I really didn't expect that, Jon, but I think that if Sakaski hears what you said, he probably won't be happy. After all, you two have a grudge." . Haha, I digressed, let’s get back to the topic, since you are not looking for trouble, what about you?”

Jon said casually: "I've told you many times, I just want to visit the doctor..."

"here we go again."

Kizaru sighed helplessly.

As everyone knows, Jon is more helpless than him.

Sometimes the truth is harder to believe than a lie.

Swear to God, he really didn't want to cause trouble for Akainu.

But...

There is an idea related to the navy.

Although it was a temporary idea, it would definitely be interesting if it really turned out like this.

As they talked, the dark clouds got closer and closer to the Navy Headquarters.

At this moment, a bone-chilling chill came over us. Even at high altitude, we could feel the coldness and determination of the people below!

Kizaru narrowed his eyes and said "Kuzan".

Jon looked down.

That's right, Qingzhi and Akainu are both down there.

One has his arms folded across his chest, the other has his hands in his pockets.

The fighting spirit erupting from the two of them was about to condense into substance. If Jon hadn't been distracted to maintain it, I'm afraid these condensed clouds would have been dispersed by the domineering force of the two!

All the old colleagues were down there, and Kizaru couldn't continue paddling here. He stretched, nodded to Jon, and turned into a stream of light and came to Akainu and Qingzhi.

"What a scary young man. I almost couldn't hold you back."

Akainu:? ? ?

Qing Pheasant:? ? ?

Think of us as fools, right?

Looking at Kizaru, who had almost no traces of battle on his body, Aokiji remained silent.

And Akainu couldn't help snorting, thinking: "The old bastard is fishing again!"

But now, it was not the time to criticize his colleagues' work attitude too much. He asked in a deep voice: "What exactly does Jon Jostar want to do?"

"I am also confused about this."

Kizaru spread his hands.

This was the truth. After talking all the way, he couldn't figure out why Jon Joestar suddenly wanted to find Akainu.

You can't really come here to visit a doctor, right?

At this moment, Jon fell from the sky and landed less than 5 meters away from the three generals.

Akainu couldn't help but clenched his fists.

If you want to say which navy hates Jon the most in the past two years, it is undoubtedly Sakaski.

To be honest, if he hadn't been in the prime of his life, his physical condition was so good, and he had suffered several serious injuries, others might not have been able to survive it.

Especially last time, Akainu even saw his parents who were killed by pirates in his trance...

"I haven't seen you for a while, Jon Joestar." Aokiji, who had the highest position, spoke first.

He stared at Jon's young and excessive face, feeling a little emotional in his heart, but his face remained calm, and he solemnly said: "Blatantly attacking Malinfando, Jon Joestar, I can think that this is what you are doing with everyone. Is the Navy declaring war?”

"Forget it, Mr. Kuzan, this tone doesn't suit you at all."

Jon shrugged, "If Mr. Sakaski next to you were to ask, maybe it would still be like that."

Don't tell me, this sentence is rarely recognized by Akainu.

Qing Zhi, a guy who wears a blindfold on his head all day long, how can he be a serious person?

Can he be a good admiral? You know I don’t have this ability.

With a cold snort, Akainu raised his head, "So, kid, you haven't answered this question directly yet."

"Actually, it's nothing. It's just that before, I was a little unfriendly to you, Mr. Sakaski. I can't help it. Young and frivolous people are like this."

As Jon spoke, he took out a basket of fruit from his fourth-dimensional pocket and sighed: "Every time I think about this recently, I regret it and can't sleep. No, I'm thinking about coming over to see you. Let’s see if you can get off the ground and walk.”

As soon as these words were spoken, Aokiji and Kizaru felt that Akainu beside them couldn't hold back their anger.

What's the meaning?

Ridiculous, right?

Or Fei Longqi was taunting him in person, right?

Akainu was so angry that billowing lava naturally appeared on his body.

Aokiji and Kizaru quickly tried to dissuade him: "Calm down, Sakaski!"

"I mean, calm down. If you melt the ice, I don't care. You will definitely fall in."

Fortunately, Akainu still retained some sense and remembered that this place was above the sea.

Taking a deep breath, he clenched his fists without even looking at the fruit basket handed over by Jon: "If you don't want to tell the real purpose, then don't say it. It just so happens that I'm too lazy to talk nonsense.

Kid, it’s been a long time since the two of us have fought each other. Come on, let me see your progress. "

If these words were heard by outsiders who didn't know why, they would think that it was Jon who suffered the losses in the past few times. Akainu's temper is the same as his appearance, as hard as a rock.

Huang Yuan and Qing Pheasant were anxious.

No, we have been keeping this appeasement for a long time, but you have to take action, right?

Jon also knew that his understatement seemed to have the opposite effect on Akainu, so he simply launched his ultimate move: "Wait a minute! In addition to seeing you this time, I also want to cooperate with you!"

cooperate.

Um?

cooperate!

The three generals were stunned at the same time.

Have you ever seen a mouse acting as a bridesmaid to a cat?

Now.

The most absurd comedy in the world is happening right in front of you.

For a time, these battle-hardened naval forces lost their ability to speak.

They wanted to laugh, but they couldn't.

Because the expression on Jon's face was too serious.

"Yes, cooperation, we can cooperate and do great things that are beneficial to the world together." Jon ignored the expressions of the three people and said to himself: "I have always felt that things like the Celestial Dragons do not exist. Necessary. Although I can do it by myself, but I always feel a little bored, so it is better to find someone to partner with."

After a moment of silence, the three generals spoke at the same time.

"joke!"

"Jon-Jun, are you serious?"

"I do not understand."

Jon glanced at the three people: "I know it's hard for you to believe me, but everything I say is true. The navy is now just one of the armed forces of the world government. In other words, the navy is just It's just a tool to maintain dominance.

I think you must have been dissatisfied with the above for a long time, right? "

As he said that, he showed a cheerful smile and said, "Why don't you just follow me and I'll pay the navy's salary."