A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

"Shanks!"

"Luffy!"

"Shanks!!"

"Luffy!!"

"Shanks!!!"

"Luffy...hey, don't spit on my clothes!"

Reunited after a long absence, the scene was quite harmonious.

Luffy hugged Shanks and screamed and jumped like a monkey, extremely excited.

Shanks was also very happy and couldn't help but rub Luffy's head and said, "I've been watching your activity over the years. You've become an excellent pirate, Luffy."

"Ehehehe!" Luffy laughed like a monkey and said triumphantly: "Of course, I am the man who wants to become the Pirate King!"

As he said that, he took Shanks' only remaining hand and said, "Come on, let me introduce you to my reliable companions."

Shanks laughed loudly, "Then I want to see it."

"Pirate hunter Zoro, swordsman."

"Navigator Nami."

"Sniper Usopp, let me tell you, this guy is really interesting..."

Luffy introduced the companions who would accompany him on the adventure.

Shanks listened silently like a kind old father.

Behind the two of them, the members of the red-haired pirate group had aunty smiles on their faces.

The kid who followed them around back then has grown so big now~

"I said Jesus Bu, the long-nosed brat over there with Luffy should be your son." Looking past the Straw Hats, Ben Jackman secretly gave Jesus Bu an elbow and said in a low voice.

Jesus Bu's expression was a little reserved, "Yeah..."

Free pirate.

Unfit father.

Originally, Jesus thought that such a scene would never appear in his life.

But unexpectedly, fate plays a trick on people.

The father and son actually met under such circumstances.

Opposite him, the expression on Usopp's face was similar to that of his father, without his usual relaxed and funny expression.

He was angry and aggrieved.

Sniffing sharply, Usopp seemed to have thought of something, gritted his teeth and put on a mask to cover his expression.

When Jesus saw him, he felt unspeakable guilt again.

Luffy, after introducing all his friends, couldn't wait to chat with Shanks.

After a brief greeting, members of both parties came together naturally.

The host Jon provided drinks and food for this reunion, just like a family buffet, and they chatted in small groups.

Zoro is a swordsman, so naturally the person he seeks advice from is Bendik Snake, the master of the second-sword style swordsman;

Sanji found the chef Lucky Lu;

Chopper took his homemade wound medicine and gave it to Hongo, who was also the ship's doctor...

Those who failed to catch the younger members of the Straw Hat Pirates gathered around Nami and Robin. Although they had no wrong intentions, chatting and drinking with beautiful women was a pleasure in itself.

In the corner, Usopp and Jesus were speechless.

Knowing the relationship between the two of them, both Sauron and Ben Jackman vacated the place in a tacit understanding.

Jesus Bu felt something was blocked in his throat and he couldn't cough it out or swallow it. He scratched his face, then scratched his long nose, and finally couldn't help but said, "Boy, how have you been these past few years?"

"What else can I do?" Usopp's voice trembled slightly, "...it's good. Luffy is a good man and an excellent captain. Meeting him is the greatest luck in my life."

"Really? Hahaha, that's good." Jesus laughed dryly to hide his inner embarrassment.

After the words fell, there was another annoying silence.

This atmosphere lasted for about three or four minutes.

Jesus seemed to have made up his mind, and the cynicism in his eyes completely disappeared. He took a deep breath and said to Usopp, "It's my fault."

"What is this, an apology?" Usopp smiled deliberately, "You should tell your mother, not me."

He tried his best to suppress the anger in his heart, "After all, the person you are most sorry for is her, not me."

"I'm sorry for her, and I'm sorry for you too." Jesus looked guilty, "I know I'm a selfish man, abandoning her for my so-called dream... The outside world is so big that I don't even have time to come back and see her for the last time. .”

Usopp shook his head: "Stop talking."

Jesus was silent.

After a moment, he hesitated and said: "What should I do so that you can forgive me?"

When Usopp heard this, he became angry, "If you said this because of guilt in your heart, then I can tell you clearly, Mr. Jesus, you don't need to do anything, you just need to do what you want." Just do it yourself.

As for me, I am the sniper of the Straw Hat Pirates, the brave sea warrior Usopp, and I have nothing to do with you. "

After saying that, Usopp turned and walked away, leaving Jesus with a decisive look on his back.

Some things cannot be put down just because they are put down.

Usopp always couldn't help but wonder if he would have been bullied by other children in the village if he had been born with a father; if he had been born with a father, his mother would not have died of depression.

Unfortunately, there is no if.

"Alas -" Jesus Bu sighed, his eyes full of loneliness.

He has imagined this situation many times, and now that it is actually happening before his eyes, it is not unacceptable.

only……

A certain beautiful face flashed in his mind, Jesus lit a cigarette and murmured: "I'm sorry."

——

"Is it really okay not to entertain Red-haired Shanks?"

"Luffy is enough, I have bigger plans."

"Huh? The plan you're talking about isn't going to be a shopping carnival or something, right?"

"I've already done that stuff..."

In another room, Ace and Jon were chatting.

Ace watched with his own eyes as Jon took out a blueprint that looked very powerful. After a cursory glance, it seemed that... there seemed to be a ship drawn on it?

"Don't tell me, this is the design of the ultimate weapon Pluto." Ace thought of some possibility and couldn't help but said.

Jon waved his hand, "Don't make trouble...what do I need the ultimate weapon for? I'm not much more useful than that thing?"

The topic changed, "What I want to say is that while you are still focusing on this three-acre land of Qinghai, my heart, the great Jon Joestar, has already flown to the endless starry sky."

Ace:? ? ?

Can't understand.

But Jon seemed to be going to heaven.

"So..." Ace asked tentatively, "Is this a design for some kind of flying battleship, like Noah's Ark?"

"I guessed it right, but only a little bit. This is indeed a design drawing of some kind of flying battleship, but..."

Jon smiled half-heartedly, and stopped talking when the key point was reached.

Then, as if he said it to someone on purpose, "Tsk, it's been so long, why haven't my drinks been served yet?"

Outside the door, Stussy, who had been hiding her aura, was shocked.

But she did not dare to bring the drink in immediately. Instead, she waited for a while before deliberately making some noise and knocking on the door in front of her: "Sorry, Lord Jon."

"Come in."

Stussy pushed open the door and entered.

Behind the table in the middle, sat Jon Joestar, designated by the World Government as 'the most ferocious rebel in history' (the leader of the Revolutionary Army, Dorag, has become history)

On the sofa, Portcas D. Ace, the son of the Pirate King, put his legs on the coffee table, resting his head on his hands, looking relaxed and contented.

Stussy comforted herself in her heart and placed the drinks in front of Jon and Ace without showing any flaws.

Jon laughed, and when Stussy came over, he deliberately touched Heisi's thigh and wiped the oil.

Stussy pretended to be shy, took the dinner plate and trotted away.

Ace was not surprised.

The whole world knows about the romantic nature of the great pirate Jon——

"Isn't she pretty? That woman." Suddenly, Jon asked.

Ace held the drink and answered truthfully: "It looks good."

To be fair, Stussy has a hot figure, outstanding looks, and beautiful short hair that looks like gold. She is an out-and-out beauty from any angle.

However, Jon's next words almost made him choke on the drink in his mouth.

"She is a spy from the World Government, specially sent here to seduce me with her beauty. She will probably carry out poisoning and assassination if necessary."

"What...cough cough..." Ace stared at Jon in disbelief.

Jon spread his hands and said, "I'm not kidding you, I knew about it on the first day she managed to enter the Chambord Islands."

"You know it and you still don't care?" Ace couldn't understand.

Jon smiled, "How interesting."

Ace:? ? ?

Jon looked unsurprised, "This is the old routine of the World Government. Except for family-style organizations like yours, and red-haired organizations with extremely high entry barriers, Kaido and Charlotte Lingling, They are all planted with spies from the World Government, there are more or less of them.”

For example, X. Drake in the original destiny path, this guy has become a flying six under Kaido. If he works hard for a few more decades, he might be able to become a fourth plague or something.

Although Ace is no longer as naive as before under the influence, he still cannot understand this kind of private struggle.

In his words - 'Secret activities are really unpleasant'.

Jon blinked, seemingly thinking of something suddenly, and said with a gossipy face: "That's right, do you know the true identity of this Miss Stussy?"

Ace replied angrily: "How would I know."

"Speaking of which, he has some unclear relationship with Father Whitebeard."

puff--

At this moment, Ace finally spat out the drink in his mouth.

"Huh?" He stared at Jon in horror, with an expression on his face that said, "You're fucking kidding me."

Jon said mysteriously: "Stuci is the clone of Miss Barkin. Miss Barkin should be familiar to you."

Ace twitched his lips.

Miss Barkin, a psychopath who calls herself "White Beard Lover".

This matter is quite famous among the Whitebeard Pirates. After all, it is daddy’s gossip, but no one usually dares to say it openly...

Stussy, Miss Barkin's clone?

Ace felt a little confused.

But then, a rebellious thought came to the back of his mind: If young Miss Barkin grew up like Stusy, it would not be incomprehensible for his father to make mistakes.

Shaking his head, Ace quickly restrained those dangerous thoughts.

"Ha!" Jon seemed to have noticed something and pointed at Ace: "Pay attention to your filial piety."

"Stop being so verbose, I respect dad very much." Ace said unhappily.

After pondering for a moment, he said slightly distressed: "It's just that dad is old after all, and suffered too many injuries when he was young. Although there is the magic elixir you found, but..."

He didn't say the next words, but Jon understood what Ace meant.

"Are you worried that you won't be able to lead the Whitebeard Pirates?"

Ace said nothing.

He does worry, though.

After all, Marco and the others were more qualified than him, so becoming the Young Master was more like taking advantage of his unofficial appointment.

"Then go and prove it!" Jon gave Ace an idea, "Kill the guy who calls himself 'Whitebeard II' and let Marco and Bista see your strength. In this way Come on, no one has anything to say."

Ace heard it.

Don't say...

Don't tell me...

It seems to make sense.

But he quickly reacted and stared at Jon suspiciously: "Wait a minute, you're telling me about Miss Barkin again, and you're mentioning Whitebeard II again... Bah, that lunatic Weibull, are you? Do you have your own purpose?"

"Of course." Old God Jon said: "You know that in addition to the New Navy, I also created an Adventurer's Alliance.

As the main member of the Adventurer Alliance, Portcas D. Ace, are you willing to accept the first mission of the Adventurer Alliance, to get rid of the evil, murderous, insidious and vicious "Whitebeard II" Edward Weibull and his mother Miss Barkin? "

Ace:......

Let’s not talk about why I suddenly became a major member of the Adventurers Alliance.

By the way, aren’t the words ‘evil’, ‘murderous’ and ‘insidious’ really just a way of introducing yourself?

Taking a long breath, Ace seemed to accept his fate, "Who asked me to be loyal and become brothers with you?"

"Very good, very good." Jon nodded with satisfaction and pulled out a task list from the drawer that was completely different from the bounty order - it had Edward Weibull's portrait and some of his abilities printed on it, as well as a thirty-day activity scope.

Just like the tutorial for fools, even a novice can develop some specific tactics based on this task list.

Ace took the task order and asked curiously: "Um, President Jon..."

"Don't call me president, Trafalgar Law is the nominal president, I'm just a small behind-the-scenes manipulator." Jon corrected.

Say it out loud!

He makes no secret of his identity as the mastermind behind the scenes!

Ace found that after staying with Jon for a long time, he had a tendency to turn into a complainer, so he quickly got down to business: "So Mr. Trader Joestar, besides me, how many members are there in the Adventurer Alliance now?"

"Very well, Portkas-san, that's a good question."

Jon clapped his fingers and said, "You, the Whitebeard Pirates behind you, Luffy's group, the female warriors of Nine Snake Island, the fishmen, the fur tribe, and the red-haired ones... So far, that's all. So much."

Three big question marks appeared above Ace's head, "Well, let's not talk about the forces under your command. I can also pretend that I haven't heard anything about our Whitebeard Pirates. Luffy will join this Adventurers Alliance. I No surprise, what the hell is red hair, when did Shanks nod?"

Jon said matter-of-factly: "It doesn't make sense if you eat my food and drink my food and leave nothing behind."

Ace:......

After a long while, he chuckled and said, "If Shanks knew that he sold himself out after just a few drinks, he might come with a sword and hack you to death."

Jon shook his finger, "Cut me? He still has to say 'thank you' to me."