A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

"Okay, I admit that I was the one who fell into trouble this time." After experiencing the initial collapse, Stussy quickly adjusted her mentality, "So, what are you going to do now? Kill me."

"Don't think of me as that kind of vulgar person who kills without blinking an eye." Jon spread his hands, "As you can see, I am not a devil..."

The conversation changed, "But if you persist in resisting and try to find an opportunity to kill me, then as a senior feminist, I have to show my true gentlemanly demeanor and have an upright fight with you."

Fake Feminists - Beware, Ladies (Help Hold an Umbrella)

True Feminists – Watch out, ladies! (Make a fighting stance)

Hearing this, Stussy froze, and her face turned blue and white.

After thinking for a moment, she silently took her hand off her head.

Jon smiled slightly, took the initiative to move forward, and found an inconspicuous needle from Stussy's hair.

Staring at the mission target in front of him, countless thoughts flashed through Stusi's mind, "If it were this distance..."

"What's wrong with this distance?" Jon asked confusedly.

Stussy was stunned and her eyes widened immediately, "You can read minds!"

"Haha, guess what."

I guess?

Guess your head!

Stussy finally understood why she failed.

Reading minds or something like that, this kind of ability is simply a foul, a foul!

"Steamed buns, filled with blessings?" Jon said coquettishly: "If you are not convinced, you can also practice the domineering power of seeing, hearing, and color to the extreme. Then you will be able to know other people's inner thoughts."

Stussy:…

She also knows how to do it, and she has a good grasp of it.

But, if you practice to the extreme, can you really see through other people's hearts?

Why does it sound so fake?

Jon teased the female spy for a while, then turned his attention to the silver needle he found.

He looked at it carefully, smelled it, and finally licked it with his tongue.

Stussy was dumbfounded when she saw it.

Thousands of words condensed into one sentence - "Ah"?

"Oh, it's quite toxic. Such a small needle can kill even the super-large Neptune. It's such a waste to use it on me." Jon shook his head and looked at Stu with a normal expression. Xi, "Let me guess, the World Government asked you to assassinate me to ease the current tense situation?"

"I cannot admit or deny any details in the mission." Stussy said in an official and unemotional tone: "If you didn't know that I couldn't commit suicide in front of you, you wouldn't be with me now. Have any conversation.”

"Ha, you are such a strong woman, I just like your tough look." Jon smiled while stroking his hands, "If Vegapunk knew about it, he would definitely be pleased, right?"

Stussy looked indifferent at first, but after hearing a certain name, a trace of undetectable wavering flashed deep in her eyes.

Facing the half-smiling face, Stussy said calmly: "Vegapunk? Are you talking about Dr. Vegapunk? It's really interesting. As a spy, why would I talk to that kind of scientific researcher? On the relationship?"

"As a spy, you already betrayed yourself when you tried to cover it up." Jon asked: "Are you satisfied with this answer, Miss Stussy?"

Stussy's tone faltered.

Concern leads to chaos.

Maybe there is also part of the reason why I was led to the rhythm.

In short, this ace female spy made a rare mistake.

Old God Jon said: "You, on the surface, are loyal to the World Government and the Celestial Dragons, but in fact you are a spy planted by Vegapunk in the World Government... Tsk, double agent, you are so powerful, Miss Stussy."

"I don't know what you're talking about." Stussy decided to keep her words.

Jon shook his finger, "You know what I'm talking about, and you also know that the meaning of what I'm saying to you lies in the Bega Punk behind you."

He seemed to be feeling emotional: "The smartest man in the world has wisdom that is even five hundred years ahead of the current era. It's really amazing."

Seeing that the matter had been exposed, Stussy simply stopped pretending and asked through gritted teeth: "What on earth do you want to do!"

"It's not what I want to do, but..." Jon took out a phone bug with an extremely high shell from his fourth-dimensional pocket, "What he wants to do."

Pressing the play button on the phone bug, a mechanical head appeared in front of the two of them. This mechanical head had no facial features and only had a standard number: 01

"Hello, Mr. Jon Joestar, I am Vegapunk, and others call me Dr. Vegapunk." The voice of the mechanical head perfectly matched his appearance, it was a hoarse electronic voice. , "I won't talk nonsense. Anyway - I want to play a game with you."

"The classic Chainsaw scene..." Jon marveled.

But Stussy said nothing.

As the work of the Doctor, she knew that the Doctor had several clones in addition to his true body.

The mechanical head in front of him is the clone No. 1, which represents the "upright" Sakya.

"Because of your various actions, the current situation is quite tense. If you are not careful, it will turn into a world war." Sakyamuni still said unhurriedly, "In order to prevent the world from being destroyed, in order to protect the peace of the world , I, Vegapunk, challenge you.”

"Of course...in a game way."

"Egghead, where I am."

"If you can find my identity, it means you win the game."

"On the contrary, I win."

"You have enough time to prepare. The game will officially start on July 30, 1522 in the Haiyuan calendar."

"At that time, I will be waiting for your arrival in Egghead."

After reading it completely, Stussy fell into silence.

To be honest, she was a little jealous of the Doctor's treatment of Jon Joestar.

"That's the situation. I received this photocall bug five days ago." Jon said calmly: "It's almost July 30th, so I wanted to ask you about Egghead's situation. .”

Stussy smiled deliberately and said: "Everyone knows that you have that kind of teleportation ability, why do you still need to inquire about information from me?"

"Okay, okay, keen Miss Stussy, you saw through me." Seeing that Stussy was unwilling to speak honestly, Jon did not force it and pointed to the door, "You go."

At this time, Stussy was at a loss, "You, let me go?"

"Unless you want to do it again, of course." Jon looked Stusy up and down, "I don't mind."

You don't mind, I do!

I swear to God, Stussy wanted to turn around and run.

But she was still a little unsure in her heart.

"I'm not going to just go out and be immersed in the joy of surviving the disaster, and eight hundred ax hands will suddenly jump out from both sides and chop me into pieces, right?" Jon seemed to have completely read through Stussy's mind and couldn't help it. Made a fool of myself.

After saying that, he couldn't help but remind, "I want caviar and toast tomorrow morning, don't forget to bring them over."

Stussy: "Huh?"

Co-author Let Me Go is leaving the room in the most superficial sense, as opposed to letting me leave Noah's Ark and return to World Government?

Meeting the other person's eyes, Jon said matter-of-factly: "I gave you a salary, a lot of salary, shouldn't you pay the corresponding labor value?"

Stussy gritted her teeth, "So, you want to continue to let me be a maid."

"The close-fitting kind." Jon glanced at Stussy's thighs, "Take care of your life and your body."

"Go to hell!" Even though Stussy had undergone professional training, he still broke through Jon's repeated provocations.

She opened her mouth and bit it, revealing two fangs.

Animal type, fantasy beast species, and nightmare bat form.

Anyone bitten by Stussy will be trapped in a nightmare from which they cannot escape.

"Everyone has seen it. You brought it to the door yourself." Jon pointed lightly and said, "Definitely."

For a moment, time around Stussy came to a standstill.

And Stacey himself still retains consciousness with Jon's permission.

She opened her mouth and froze in place like a piece of wood.

Then, she watched as the bastard walked straight towards her. While walking, he kept mumbling some incomprehensible words such as "rumors that tiger teeth injured Ding Chunchun", "real men want to increase the difficulty", "extreme challenges are also a kind of fun".

"do not come."

Stussy screamed in her heart, "Don't come over!"

…

…

On July 30, the weather was cloudy.

"Is this Egehead? It looks no different from an ordinary island, except that the area is a bit larger, the plants on the island are a bit taller, and there are more harmful substances in the air... There is nothing special about the rest."

The first time he set foot on this land, Jon glanced at the surrounding environment and commented like this.

Beside him, Stussy said expressionlessly: "I hope you can still say something like this after seeing the doctor's cross-century inventions."

"As for it? I just tormented you for a few days, so what?" Jon turned his head, "Look, I didn't bring anyone with me this time, I only asked you to follow me. What does that mean?"

"It means you're a bastard." Stussy still had the same cold expression.

"It means that I prefer you, little fool!" Jon put on the doting face that the male protagonist in the idol drama usually used, "Just smile, it doesn't look good if you have a cold face."

Stusy sneered, "You sent that little mermaid to the revolutionary army to preside over the liberation of slaves around the world;

That woman who didn’t know how to refuse at all was left on Noah’s Ark. She washed herself every day and also acted as the security captain;

The three beautiful secretaries all have important things to do; as for the remaining furry little guys, you feel pity for them. "

Suddenly, Jon put a finger on Stussy's lips with lightning speed, "Bao Bao, you are jealous."

"Get out!" Stussy broke through her defense instantly and opened her mouth to bite.

But her teeth couldn't even bite Jon's skin.

At first glance, it looks like coquettishness.

The bad taste was satisfied, and Mr. Qiao’s daily task of ‘torture to stop a girl’ came to a successful end.

He has never been interested in starting a war with the World Government.

So after leaving the country of Wano, as representatives of the Shampoo Islands, Tezzolo and Dorag successfully handed over and discussed together how to change the existing world structure. Jon took Stussy to Egghead, what insiders call the "New Agency Island" for the appointment.

"Let's go, the game begins."

Jon took the lead and went deep into the island.

Stussy saw it, and although she didn't want to, she followed him honestly.

Unexpectedly, not long after leaving, the two met a 'giant'.

They were not giants, but giants who were transformed from day to day and were about thirty meters tall.

Fortunately, the plants on the island are all towering into the clouds, otherwise, this giant's life would have been very miserable.

"Outsiders, die!" The giant had a round head and a round head, and his IQ was obviously not very high.

Stussy proudly introduced: "Although the outside world generally believes that the technology of human body enlargement has failed, no one knows that the doctor has already achieved this."

"Is it difficult to become huge?" Jon turned to look at Stussy and said mysteriously: "You should know that I have a magical ability called 'local doubling'."

"Go to hell, you bastard!" Under these days of endless torture, Stussy's defense was as fragile as window paper.

Jon smiled and snapped his fingers.

The giant paused and suddenly couldn't move.

"It's so rough, what a bad technology." Jon couldn't help shaking his head and said to someone: "I know a Dr. Fokker. His ultimate steroid can instantly transform ordinary humans into giants fifty meters tall. It comes with a hard exoskeleton armor, but your enlargement is achieved at the premise of reducing your IQ. The evaluation is: not very good."

Stacey was confused, "Who are you talking to?"

Jon smiled and said nothing.

A few seconds later, a child's voice rang out, "Are you telling the truth? That 'ultimate rib'..."

"Ultimate steroids," Jon corrected.

"Okay, is that ultimate steroid really that magical?" The voice clearly didn't believe it.

Jon stopped explaining.

Sittu instantly understood that Dr. Begapunk was watching everything on the island. She opened her mouth, but didn't ask for help or do anything meaningless.

Because of this game, she is also one of the participants.

"You can't violate the rules set by the doctor." Stussy thought to herself.

The giant seems to be just an appetizer.

The further into the island the more Jon is attacked.

Including but not limited to poisonous plants, modified humans, mechanical legions, conscious thunderclouds, improved pacifists, huge sea beasts that can move on the shore...

Jon even saw many inorganic beings with Devil Fruit abilities.

Among them, the crocodile clips are undoubtedly the most curious, because they make a girly sound of "Pinch you, pinch you" when attacking.

"This is paradise." Jon was having fun.

On the contrary, Stucci's mood was not so wonderful.

The obstacles set by the doctor are not weak.

It's just that I met someone who couldn't be explained by common sense.

To be honest, if it were anyone else, even masters at the level of Kaido and Charlotte Lingling, they would be disgraced without any preparation.

And what about Jon Joestar?

Stussy looked at the big pirate playing with the crocodile clips with great interest, and felt deep despair in his heart.

"Hey hey hey, pinch you, pinch you, pinch you!"