A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

Katakuri looked ugly and couldn't help but smile bitterly: "I don't want to either."

The conversation changed, "But some things are not a matter of whether I want to or not, but that I have to do them."

He is not the eldest son.

He has a strong sense of responsibility and always feels that he has the obligation to take care of his family.

Although the Charlotte family, or the Big Mom pirate group, still maintains sufficient deterrence in this sea.

But in the face of the tide of the times, they are nothing.

This can be seen from Kaido and his Beast Pirates.

In terms of paper strength, the two sides are almost equally matched.

What was the result?

The Beast Pirates, with the "strongest creature" Kaido and the three disaster masters, have become the dust of history.

This incident reminded Katakuri.

Today's world is no longer an era where the four emperors dominate.

There is nothing wrong with mom being strong.

But no matter how strong he is, can he still be stronger than Kaido?

She is the one who brings up the family. Without her mother, the Charlotte family will definitely fall apart.

In order to avoid such a situation from happening, Katakuri felt that he had to do something!

"It's not that I have no filial piety, I just have to consider it for the sake of my brothers and sisters..."

Katakuri stared at Jon, "So, you will help me, right?"

"Of course, of course, Ka Er, my good brother." Jon agreed happily.

I don't know why, but he especially likes to see this kind of scene where a mother is kind and her son is filial.

If he had known that this would be the case, Joe would have brought Yamato with him, and asked the Super Talk host and Katakuri to discuss the experience of defeating Shang, and strive to become bigger and stronger and create greater glory...

Hearing this, Katakuri felt relieved.

Based on his understanding of Jon, he knew that the other party would never break his promise.

And with such a powerful helper, he is more confident that his mother can take care of herself in retirement.

"So - what are you going to do?" Jon asked curiously, "After three rounds of wine and five tastes of food, you wave your hand and I will act as an axe, jump up and chop Bigmom into pieces?"

Katakuri's head was full of black lines and he said angrily: "Although I know you are joking, I'd better not say such things again. Mom is usually very amiable."

"Yes, yes, he is very kind and kind. He can feed eight children at one meal." Jon spread his hands, "You must make a plan so that I can determine how to help you."

Katakuri pondered for a moment and said: "I plan to take my mother to an uninhabited island in Ten Thousand Kingdoms when she puts down all her defenses, so that she can take care of herself."

"To put it bluntly, don't we still need a swordsman? Big mom is so big. If there is no coercion, can she be obedient?"

What I said left me speechless.

Although the thing is still the same, once you put it in your mouth, you won’t feel that it tastes the same.

Katakuri lowered his voice, "I purchased a large amount of stabilizing potion through some special means, which is enough to bring down the super large Neptune type.

This time you come to visit your mother, you will definitely have a grand welcome tea party. Then you can attract your mother's attention by talking, and I will give you the medicine.

We'll start planning once the medicine takes effect.

Then, your kind of teleportation ability is needed. "

oh--

Daqing is not a swordsman, but a porter.

Jon clicked his tongue, "Okay~"

He is willing to participate in such parent-child activities.

I don’t care whether it’s meaningful or not, the main thing is that it’s a lot of fun.

I really want Katakuri to be the boss of the Big Mom Pirates.

That scene.

It must be interesting.

…

…

Cake Island, the headquarters of the Charlotte family, looks like layers of cakes, colorful and gorgeous.

"The air here is so sweet."

Although he had said it once before, Jon couldn't help but sniffed and complained softly after actually setting foot where Charlotte Lingling herself was.

Not only is the air quality worrying, the ground on Cake Island is not ordinary land.

Squatting down, reaching out to grab a handful, and crushing it on his fingertips, Jon shook his head and said, "Since the floor is paved with high Lego, you are not afraid of your shoes getting stuck."

Katakuri said: "Although I don't understand what Golego you are talking about, this is the specialty of Cake Island - everything on the island can be eaten."

"You guys, it's really hard to have a mother like this." Jon couldn't help but cast a sympathetic look at Katakuri.

Kaido is a pure animal controller.

He made his pirate group look like a zoo. He included all rare species and prehistoric creatures in the illustrated book.

As for Charlotte Lingling, there is a large collection of desserts.

Juice, biscuits, glutinous rice dumplings... In the hands of outsiders, such devil fruits can at best become a gold medal confectionery chef. But there is no other way. In addition to their respective duties, Bigmom's children also shoulder the responsibility of feeding their mother.

After all, the mother is so hungry that she really knows how to eat children.

While he was talking, someone else came to greet him.

Jon's appearance was still huge, and the people who greeted him were Cracker and Smoothie, who had the same status as Katakuri.

Cracker looks like a very sloppy big man, wearing a biscuit armor and having a nondescript long beard.

Smoothie's appearance is much better looking. Not only is his white fur and tan skin very striking, but his legs are also particularly long.

Well, after all, I am a mixed race with long legs, so it is natural that my legs should be longer.

"Welcome, Sir Jon."

"On behalf of Mom, we send you our sincere regards."

Crackle and Smoothie spoke one after another.

Jon nodded and said: "We are not outsiders, so there is no need to be so outsider."

No.

Technically, Jon Joestar is also a member of the Charlotte family (son-in-law).

Of course, no one takes this seriously.

After all, the strong always have privileges.

Katakuri said in a deep voice: "Okay, let's take Mr. Jon to meet mom as soon as possible."

I want to take medicine, it’s urgent.

Little did Cracker and Smoothie know that their model good brother actually wanted to usurp power.

Seeing that Jon really didn't want to chat with them, he happily led the way and led the group to the palace at the highest point of Cake Island.

The scale of this palace is even larger than Jon's palace in the Chambord Islands. It cannot be said to be magnificent, but it can only be said to be sweet and attractive.

"This is the crystallization of the wisdom of the entire Charlotte family." Smoothie extended his hand and introduced: "Not only that, people will come here regularly to repair it."

"Ah, after all, when you don't have time to serve the food, Ms. Charlotte Lingling will start chewing it on the spot." Jon agreed with an understanding look on his face.

Smoothie was slightly speechless.

He turned his head and glanced at Garrett and Brynn calmly, thinking: Why do these two prodigal children say everything to others.

Garrett and Brynn are also innocent.

It’s so funny, we sisters don’t even have time to talk when we’re in duo queue!

This matter can only be regarded as a small episode, and it passed in the blink of an eye.

Walking into the palace and walking through the long corridor made of candies and chocolates, Jon finally met BigMom himself.

How do you sing that line?

Eyes as wide as bells...

It wasn't clear from the reward order, but it was only after meeting him that Jon understood what it meant to be a born evil god. Charlotte Lingling is really fierce looking.

She has long curly pink hair, thick lipstick and light purple eye shadow, a pirate hat and an extremely tight wide dress.

She didn't sit on any throne, so she lay half-lying with her head propped up. She flicked her big scarlet tongue, looked at Jon condescendingly, and said with a smile: "I thought Jon Joestar was such an amazing man, why is he so young? ah?"

Is Jon little?

If you look at Charlotte Lingling's height of 8.8 meters, Jon, who is 1.95 meters tall, is indeed a bit miniscule.

But at this time, Jon had to say how valuable the gentleman's height passed down from his ancestors was.

Not angry, he put his hands in his pockets and said, "I can become very big, but it's not necessary with you."

kindness?

This should be considered driving.

Katakuri and the others' expressions suddenly became a little subtle.

But the aunt laughed wantonly, "The guy who can kill Kaido is really extraordinary... Very good, very good, I like you very much!"

As she spoke, her fierce eyes focused on Garrett and Bryn at the end of the group. To be precise, I looked to see if their bellies were bulging.

Seeing that their bellies were as flat as ever, the aunt became a little unhappy and snorted, "You girls are not living up to expectations!"

When she spoke, there was a hint of natural domination.

Garrett and Brynn were immediately too frightened to move.

Jon frowned slightly, clapped his hands, and used his own aura to resist Charlotte Lingling's domineering aura, "Speak what you say, don't scare people."

After saying that, he waved his hand, and countless delicate snacks fell out of thin air like rain in the center of the palace.

"These are specialties from Fishman Island and Shampoo Islands. Your two good daughters collected them to honor you."

"Hahaha, snacks!"

As soon as she saw the delicious food, Charlotte Lingling couldn't care about anything else. She stretched out her body like a mountain of meat, grabbed the snacks and stuffed them into her mouth.

"Not bad, not bad. She is indeed my good daughter."

Anyone who can give me something to eat is a good person.

On the contrary, if a person cannot give me a snack, then he is not a good person.

This is my, Charlotte Lingling, view of good and evil.

Click the door (put your palms together).

One second she was a useless daughter, the next second she became a good daughter.

An aunt's temper is like a child's face, it changes at will.

Garrett and Brynn breathed a sigh of relief and looked at Jon's back with great gratitude.

Cracker didn't feel anything about this.

Katakuri and Smoothie nodded secretly.

My sister should not suffer any injustice from following this man...

Once pig addiction is aroused, it cannot be eliminated easily. Big Mom was so excited that she completely put Jon aside.

Seeing this, Katakuri directly ordered: "Although it's a bit early, let's start the tea party."

Cracker and Smoothie naturally had no objection.

In their opinion, it is better for mom to eat snacks and drink tea than to eat people and drink blood.

Speaking of the Charlotte family's tea party, it is truly a world-class dessert feast. Almost all the desserts that can be named in the world can be found at the tea party.

The method of introducing the intoxicated Charlotte Lingling to the tea party is also very simple - place a piece of snack at a certain distance, and control Charlotte Lingling's movements like attracting a mouse.

Jon twitched his lips, "What a harmonious and friendly family."

If Charlotte Lingling didn't get sick, she would actually be a normal mother.

Although he is a bit greedy, although he likes to have children and divorce, although he will attack regardless of the target when he is angry, but you see, how can someone be a bad person if he can get it done with a snack?

"Okay, don't forget what the two of us said before." Katakuri heard the teasing in Jon's tone and lowered his voice.

Unexpectedly, these words were actually heard by the sensitive Smoothie.

Coincidentally, she released the Haki she saw not to guard against Jon, but to guard against something strange happening to her mother and causing her to go berserk.

Unexpectedly, I turned around and heard such extremely ambiguous content.

What I said before...

What on earth did you two say before?

Smoothie kept a secret in mind.

Although she didn't think that Katakuri's brother would team up with outsiders to kill her mother, after all, it was necessary to be on guard against others, and it was always right to be careful.

After wiping out at least a small mountain of Murloc Island's specialty desserts, Charlotte Lingling's pig addiction was finally relieved, and she was able to regain consciousness and talk to Jon.

But I saw her chewing a lot. He pinched orchid fingers with one hand, picked up a tea cup with facial features, and said in a rough voice: "Speaking of Kaido, that kid was also a junior I was very optimistic about back then, even the fish fruit. I found it for him."

Jon said with regret, "Actually, I also admire Teacher Kai's professional attitude very much. Unfortunately, some things he did went too far, and I had to ask him to go somewhere else to calm down... Who would have thought of those Tianlong people? It’s so rude and I just arrested him.”

As he spoke, he sighed.

I don’t know, but I really thought this guy had a close relationship with Kaido.

When Jon came out, Auntie couldn't stand it anymore.

I just mentioned it casually, you kid really just climbed along the pole.

"Forget it, forget about him." A look of memories flashed in the aunt's eyes, but it was quickly replaced by the happiness brought by the dessert.

How important is it for a man to have snacks!

Although the two of them had many memories in the Rocks Pirates when they were young, those are in the past after all...

Gaze carefully.

Jon Joestar is such a thin-skinned kid.

No, he has white skin and tender flesh, and is extremely handsome.

And most importantly, he is very powerful, even strong men like Sengoku and Kaido have lost to him.

The aunt thought again about her two unsatisfactory daughters. It had been two years since they had worked so hard, but they couldn't even complete such a simple task.

Licking her lips, she opened her mouth wide, smiled at Jon and said, "Hey, I have a big deal to discuss with you. Do you want to hear about it?"

coming!

This aunt has been coveting my Qiao Mou’s delicate body for more than a day or two.

Jon laughed dryly, "I'd like to hear the details."

At the same time, he gave Katakuri a hidden look.

To prevent the world from being destroyed and to maintain ethical order.

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