A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

A certain sea area in the new world, Noah's Ark

"Kaido is a boy, so his codename is Little Boy."

"Auntie is very fat, so her codename is Fatty."

"This wave, this wave is a tribute to the classics. Learn from the foreigners and learn skills to defeat the foreigners."

Jon was saying some incomprehensible words, and no one in the circle around him could understand them at all except himself... But it didn't matter, as long as you get enough of some things, you can become quite happy.

At this time, Amyra raised her hand silently.

Jon smiled and said, "This is what you say, classmate."

Amyra ignored a strange quantifier and said very seriously: "Why don't we act together with the revolutionary army? Assembling all the troops to launch a general attack is the most upright and royal formation, right?"

"Emila, Emila, what have those people from the Revolutionary Army taught you these days? They actually killed your most precious imagination..." Jon couldn't help but shake his head, with a disappointed expression on his face.

Amyra's expression changed and she hurriedly said: "Lord Jon!"

Unexpectedly, the next second, Jon suddenly flicked her, "Why do you think we flew over with such a big fanfare? Of course it was to be a target."

Jon doesn't understand what a royal formation is but not a royal formation.

All he knew was that Marie Joa hated him with all his heart. With such a swagger going by, the opponent will definitely gather all their forces to knock down Noah's Ark.

With the strength of the World Government's three or two big cats and kittens, all the spearheads are directed at themselves, so it will naturally be much easier for the Revolutionary Army to handle it.

As for the real king hidden under Mary Joa - Im.

That guy was a special case and was not included in the overall strategic considerations.

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If Mariejoia was the economic, political and cultural center of the world before, then Mariejoia now has completely turned into a desolate ruins.

There is no way, no matter how much money you have, you can't withstand the two Yonko-level powerhouses who ravage you again and again.

After Kaido makes trouble, Big Mom makes trouble, and after Big Mom makes trouble, Kaido makes trouble. The destructive power caused by two top powerhouses is enough to destroy any country in the world.

The reason why Mariejoia has not been erased is not only its own special geographical location, but also the mysterious strong man who has taken action to solve the problem several times.

However, although the land is still the same land, the people on it are not the same people.

As early as when Kaido first made trouble in the Holy Land, the Celestial Dragons fled one after another, leaving no one alive.

Not long ago, Big Mom came again, and the result was that all the most stubborn Tianlong people were killed by thunder, lightning, flames and terrifying blades.

Now, except for the shabby World Government headquarters and the pitifully small number of troops, Mariejoia has almost become an empty ghost town.

Wulao Xing looked sad all day long.

The situation is completely beyond their control. After all, the tide of the times cannot be changed by human will. They don't want to admit it but they have to admit that the world government has become an empty frame.

"The coalition government is called this, right?"

"Yes, this is the banner of those rebels."

"Monkey D. Dorag, we should have nipped that man in the bud a long time ago."

"It's useless to say this anymore..."

"Yeah, it's useless."

Sigh, lament.

Five old people are like five rotten trees.

In the empty room, silently waiting for death to come.

Suddenly, a waiter broke into the room, attracting dissatisfied glances from Wulaoxing. The waiter was startled, but he still said honestly: "My lords, Don Quixote Doflamingo would like to see you."

Don Quixote Doflamingo?

Didn’t that guy disappear in Wano Country?

How did you get here quietly...

Although there are countless questions in my mind. But Wulaoxing still chose to meet this nominal Tianlong.

"Hey, you don't look very happy?" Donquixote Doflamingo was as arrogant as ever.

Wearing sunglasses and his iconic feather cloak, he walked into Wulaoxing's exclusive lounge with his horoscopes crossed.

None of the five old stars said anything, just looking at this lost dog that had lost its territory and status like a fool.

Don Quixote Doflamingo saw that trying to seize people with his voice had no effect, he shrugged and said honestly: "Okay, okay, I'm here to help you."

"Help us? It's up to you."

"It's so funny."

"Don Quixote Doflamingo, what gave you the idea that we need your help."

"leave here."

"We can pretend that what happened today never happened."

Don Quixote Doflamingo is nothing, just a Draco escapee who was not accepted by Mary Joa. Let alone him now, even when he was the most prominent in the past, the Five Old Stars didn't think highly of this guy.

Donquixote Doflamingo seemed to have expected such a result, and said with a half-smile: "Are you really sure? Even if you rely on the power of "that adult", you will not be able to survive the ensuing confusion. Chi D. Dorag and Jon Joestar join forces to attack. "

The conversation changed, "How about we cooperate."

"cooperate?"

Don Quixote Doflamingo nodded and affirmed: "Yes, cooperation."

He raised a finger and said, "The range of activities of "that Lord" is limited to Mary Joa's room. Once you leave this range, your strength will be greatly reduced. "

"Theoretically, if you use another 'immortality surgery' on this basis, you can get rid of this restriction. By then, 'that adult' will have a more terrifying ability than Jon Joestar, and rebuild Order only exists when you raise your hand..."

Speaking of the 'immortal surgery', Wulaoxing became very angry.

If there were no mistakes in the operation back then, Jon Joestar and the Revolutionary Army would have ended up like this.

"In other words, you got the fruit of Trafalgar Law's surgery, right?" Saint Zambaron V. Nasthurō, one of the Five Old Stars, asked.

Don Quixote Doflamingo shook his head, "Not yet...but I can get it."

Don't worry about whether it can be done or not, the momentum must not be weak anyway.

The fruit of the operation is Doflamingo's only bargaining chip.

Funny to say, what he can use now is Trafalgar Law's hatred for him.

Wulaoxing thought for a while.

This is indeed a way out.

Anyway, there is no better way, why not let Don Quixote Doflamingo give it a try, and everyone will be happy if it succeeds. It doesn't matter if it fails. Anyway, it can't be worse than now.

"So what are the conditions, Doflamingo, what do you want?" Saint Jegolucia Satan asked.

Doflamingo pushed up his sunglasses and said, "After this is done, first of all, I want to officially restore my Celestial Dragon identity. Then, I want to share part of Mary Joa's finances. Don't worry, it's just the external procurement part and will not be shared." Moisten your..."

He looked at the ‘Financial Martial God’ Zambalong V. Nashou Langsheng, “I will not share your authority.”

Of course, there is no point in saying too much now about whether it will happen or not.

The premise of everything is to be able to get the results of the operation and make the 'immortal surgery' successful.

Otherwise, it's useless to say anything.

Wu Laoxing was silent for a moment and nodded slightly.

"I think it's okay."

"good."

"Then let's do it."

Hearing this, Don Quixote Doflamingo felt happy.

Done!

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The announcement of the new coalition government was announced around the world as early as the revolutionary army set off.

Although the revolutionary army has always been engaged in rebellion and beheading, in the end it was not too radical and carried out a one-size-fits-all policy.

—The benevolent kings and lords will be members of the council. Of course, this also includes representatives of the New Navy and the Adventurers Alliance.

The coalition government will play its due role and contribute to world peace, and there will no longer be nobility in the parliament, and the voice of each member will remain equal as much as possible.

The new system was thought up by the Revolutionary Army, and Jon was neither optimistic nor negative about it. After all, when every system is first established, there will inevitably be shortcomings of one kind or another, but what is certain is that the starting point of the revolutionary army is good.

Anyway, no matter how bad it is, it will never be worse than the aristocratic system of the World Government.

The main force of the revolutionary army all moved towards Mariegioa, and other places responded one after another.

The world war has officially begun!

At this time, the Navy also made it clear that it had changed its stance and supported the just act, sending warships for indiscriminate support.

What?

Why is there no difference.

Because I have money.

In order to show his financial strength, the rich man Fujitora wore gold rings on his ten fingers, like a nouveau riche, which blinded the current acting navy marshal Aokiji.

Looking at the gold that Fujitora brought, Aokiji didn't think much at all and just decided: Let's do it!

Not only that, the latest scientific and technological achievements obtained from Egghead also played an important role in this worldwide war.

When those buzzing steel machines appeared on the battlefield, the die-hard feudal forces were immediately beaten and fled here and there.

At this time, these world government affiliated countries remembered Mary Joa and hurriedly asked the Holy Land for help.

But it is a pity that the war planned by the revolutionary army, its vast fronts, strategic depth, and the current state of the world government all show that the noble kings are like cicadas after autumn, and they can only try their best to survive.

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The first half of the Grand Line, Fite.

This is a small island with only one country on it.

Even so, the current king, Fatty III, exploits the islanders under his rule as much as possible.

But today, his good days have come to an end.

"You losers, you damn pigs!"

On the throne, Fatty III, who was as fat as a mountain of flesh, cursed loudly, and none of Xun's ministers dared to speak out.

"What's wrong? You're all mute! Now you know I'm afraid. When I wanted to surrender, how did you each guarantee it?"

"What do you mean the world government will not ignore its affiliated countries? The rule of the Celestial Dragons is like an iron plate! Those mud-legged people will not be our opponents at all."

"Listen, they are almost beating me to the doorstep, tmd, my life is being cheated by you."

The fat king became angrier as he cursed and threw away his ruby-encrusted scepter.

He absolutely shouldn't, but he actually became obsessed for a moment, listened to the advice of the trash under his subordinates, and determined to fight the revolutionary army to the end.

Well, those mud-legged people have already attacked the door with the support of all forces. Even if they surrender, it is not certain whether they can save their lives...

"I knew the Tianlong people were unreliable!" Fatty III gritted his teeth.

On the throne, the king of a country was breathing heavily, and the fat ministers below were also silently thinking about something in their hearts.

They listened to the sound of gunfire getting louder and louder. The sweating ministers all looked at each other, and the atmosphere suddenly became a little strange.

"Hello."

After an unknown amount of time, a pot-bellied general in military uniform gritted his teeth and spoke.

He took a deep breath and hurried up the steps to the throne before all the ministers, the fierce light in his eyes solidifying little by little.

He is still immersed in the sorrow that his glory and wealth are about to pass away and cannot extricate himself. After coming back to his senses, Fei Fei III discovered that the silent ministers he had reprimanded turned towards him silently, with fierce looks on their faces.

Having been a local emperor on this island for so long, he has forgotten one of the most basic principles, that is - if anyone does not serve himself, he will be destroyed by heaven and earth!

"Your Majesty, the revolutionary army is no longer able to stop it. The whole world has fallen into Dorag's hands. How can we possibly defeat him? You'd better accept your fate."

"That's right, Your Majesty, surrender quickly."

"It's better for you to die than for everyone to die."

"Don't be afraid, this old guy just looks strong, but actually he doesn't have much strength. Let's go together side by side!"

They were the ones who were unwilling to surrender at the beginning, because surrender would mean being reduced from a superior to a subordinate. After enjoying the delicacies of the mountains and seas, how could they be willing to turn around and eat wild vegetables and roots.

Now they are the ones advocating surrender, because surrender can save your life. Regardless of whether you have to go to jail or not, being able to live in this world is the greatest gift.

The former monarch was the bargaining chip to save his life. The fat general laughed ferociously and without hesitation, he pounced on the Fatty III whom he once loyal to.

It is much easier to wrestle with the king who is as fat as a pig than to fight with those tiger and wolf sergeants outside.

I don't know how long it took, but when the revolutionary army broke into the palace, they saw such a scene: there were three high-ranking civil and military ministers standing respectfully on both sides, with faces that they would never have seen in the past. A smile of humility and fear.

As for the purpose of their trip, the fat, cunning, yet tyrannical and greedy king was tied into a rice dumpling with thin strips of cloth, groaning on the ground with black eyes.

"Hey, I really saw a good show." He glanced coldly at the ministers who had betrayed their monarch. The leader of the revolutionary army here smiled and waved to the sergeant behind him.

Seeing the officer's actions, a soldier with nimble legs and feet immediately ran over and presented the precious flag he carried with him.

It was a flag with black stripes on a white background, with thorns and olive branches alternating to form a graceful arc. There is also a big "C" in the center, which represents the initials of United.

"There will be no more oppression in this country. The glory of the coalition government will shine on this land!"

Holding the flag in both hands and walking up to the throne, the leader of the revolutionary army showed a sacred and solemn expression on his face.

He jumped onto the throne with a single stride and raised his arms. "The new flag is flying on the ruins of the old royal power."

After a pause, he shouted loudly: "We have won!"

As soon as the words fell, countless cheers spread from inside and outside the palace, and instantly resounded throughout the country.